>Enemy NATO commander strolls down to your city.
>Tells you you have 30 minutes to leave the city
>translating and haggling for 2 minutes
>NATO commander tells you it is the end of discussion and you now have 28 minutes
What do?
>Enemy NATO commander strolls down to your city. >Tells you you have 30 minutes to leave the city
leave the city before i get bombed
>British peace keeper steals your horse and laughs at you
What do?
Offer him a cigar
(OP)
>Spanish peace keeper rolls his eyes at your ape outs
What do?
Citizen's arrest.
ask if he has an equestrian license
kneel to NATO gods and be grateful that they didnt just bomb me without gracing me with the opportunity to fall back
The nations with the two largest armies in NATO after the US do not allow gay marriage.
Turkey and Greece?
Based, we shouldn't either.
Just need to get a gay marriage law in front of Clarence
They *did*. He got out-voted.
When?
When gay marriage first went to the supreme court you stupid fricking Black person.
Are you moronic? I'm saying now with the court's new composition it could be struck down, just like with the abortion and gun decisions last year.
We are a secular state and always have been since we split with Britain, so marriage is a simple contract between two parties. Unless you want to shred the constitution, gay marriage should have been legal at the founding of the country
who cares?
Nor should they. Why would you think anyone here would want them to?
if globohomosexual exists, NATO is objectively its military arm.
Not for long.
This doesn't make any sense considering that NATO doesn't care if you ha e those laws or not
Shoot him in the head
>shoot the commander
>get your entire nation erased
is it really a good trade ?
Yes
>Italians roll up your alley in a wheeled TD
>point its 105mm towards your daughters while having a chuckle
what do?
>be serb
>cant figure out how straight lines or bottles work
many such cases
I was taking some spatial liberties for the sake of narrative
You know who else took spatial liberties?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident
I... I thought this was just a meme...
Congrats, anon, you've now achieved the plane of awareness where you now know that a literal genocidal war was begun because of a lonely gay Serb, and it will hopefully shade your understanding of humanity accordingly.
No, but it will shade my understanding of Serbia.
The souls of westerners and easterners are cast in the same mold. The same reason that makes us amerimutts wrangle with a neighbour causes a war betwixt slavshits.
>a war betwixt slavshits
Sounds like a novel
Built for big NATO wiener
Is he sad he doesn't have rollerskates too?
many such cases
Wouldn’t you be?
>tfw you don't get to shoot Serbs and roller skate
I know you are ESL, so I'll graciously give you the benefit of the doubt.
"to be Pointed at" in English means, to be aimed at, to be in the direct line of fire of the weapon in question.
You might not have noticed, I know this picture is complicated for the subhuman brain, but the 105mm in this image is not pointed at the cute little girls, it is in fact aimed in a different direction.
Also the girls seem quite at ease, focused on interacting with eachother, rather than worrying about the jokers goofing around in their military vehicle.
I hope this correction does not offend you, I wish you the best, and hope you have a happy life, in spite of being born special.
I tell him that he will never be a woman.
>A wild challenger appears, pushes you over and steals your most valued tank
What do?
is that a fricking t44
Yes so what! English nato Bullies stole everything even our glorious refurbished pak88
T-34-85. T-44 wouldn't have the hull MG and the upper front plate would be completely flat at a ~60 degree angle.
Obey the NATOchads before they bomb my serbturk ass into the stone age.
serbians tried genocide and cried when they got bombed in return. what a bunch of losers.
Aren't they trying to do that again in Kosovo?
>NATO commander tells you you have 30 min to leave
I start ranting about homosexual marriage and anal circumference. In the last few seconds I ask the commando "What is a woman?" in a smug reddit accent.
>What do?
Take my gun and kil puzzians.
>Germans being based and it's not WW2
that was in 1999 when the Bundeswehr still had that mentality from the cold war where they had to be prepared for a war on their own soil. that generation is retired by now.
That's nothing, watch this:
>guy with pistol on tank engine deck
Afaik he was outside the tank when the firefight started and didn't climb inside because that would have meant leaving cover while people were shooting at him.
what was Mr.Yellow cars plan here?
Ill advised drive-by shooting attempt to bully the civilians around and the germans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prizren_incident_(1999)
>The risk I took was calculated
>But man, am I bad at math
>The Germans fired a total of 180 rifle rounds and 40 machine-gun rounds.
>The German firepower was so intense that it pushed the car backward.
Oof
>180 rifle rounds and 40 machine-gun rounds
That doesn't sound like much.
against two dudes in a small car it is
Sounds like just about enough to send a clear and concise message.
>Platoon leader Lieutenant David Ferk, who gave the order to fire back, was awarded the Gold Cross of Honour for Outstanding Deeds
lel
>Serbs set up a checkpoint
>This was largely ignored by the Germans
Do you know how badly you have to frick up to get the Germans to ignore bureaucracy? They're drawn to it. Molded by it.
why does the mg42/3 sound so sexy?
It is pure concentrated hatred directed at someone else. Thats why. Same with A10.
>Same with A10.
Shame it's only good at killing your own troops
Execute the enemy commander on the spot and watch the enemy panic and disperse.
>You still have 27 minutes
P,emty time to scramble the jets
The enemy are not Serbs though.
anyone has a link to the video of this?
https://twitter.com/WeLoveNATO/status/1663265960747479041?s=20
When Germans were based!
A pair of B1s just flew extremely low over Sarajevo and set off every car alarm, frick those things are loud.
Pull out my cc and dome his ass on the spot. I'll probably die, but it sends a message about their choice of neighborhood.
What happened?
Serbs left the city in 28 minutes.
Wasn't a city. It was a serbian army barracks the KFOR troops were supposed to occupy.
Harff literally told the Serbs to pack their shit and get out of his sight or he'd have them bombed.
>nooo you have to let us commit genocide otherwise globohomo
eat shit and get bombed again lmao
man... biden actually did a somewhat good political move when he went over to Yugoslavia. My Bosnian buddy swears by that guy purely for what little help and awareness he brought to the conflict
>le epic kabab remover
>biggest massacre is against 300 kosovar children and women
300 Christian Kosovar Children*
>NATO commander
I would defeat him by putting malware inside his BBC videos
>malware inside his BBC videos
Malware in Question Time, Match of the Day and Gardeners World?!
Stop being silly.
>BBC out of nowhere
The obsession with that shit is pure projection along with the whole "mutt" thing. Don't throw stones in a glass house
for your own sake, please quit watching porn
So it's you who makes those videos? Why am I not surprised
I'm somewhat proud of being a coomer who still instinctively reads BBC as British Broadcast Corporation, I actually thought you were talking about hacking their site or some shit. Enjoy having Black person dicks in your head rent free I guess.
BBC is also the acronym for the Russian Airforce unsurprisingly
sure thang
percolate blue helmet
good thing NATO doesnt have blue helmets
>blue helmets
>NATO
Every time I think I’ve seen the depths of underage stupidity on this board, some glorious dumbfrick surprises me.
Holy shit I can't believe I didn't catch this on the first read-through but
>percolate
lmaoooooo homie you're out here making coffee for the UN hahahaha
can i get a link to this?
https://twitter.com/WeLoveNATO/status/1663265960747479041
Leave of course. It's my fault, I shouldn't have talked shit about Michael Bay.
Ok anon, a lot happened in past 24 hours so you will need to point out what prompted this:
>Serbs beating up KFOR peacekeepers
>Kosovo getting sidelined from NATO excercise
>B1s flying low over Sarajevo
There is probably something else but it was a busy day
>"Sorry bossman."
>Leave with no protest.
>Wait until they get bored and get sent somewhere else.
>Return and kill even more islam Black folk to make up for lost time.
More of the people Serbs killed were Catholics lol.
and the muslims they killed usually barely qualified as such. Even the so called muslim brigades were barely muslim.
Prime the IEDs and radio orders to my MG nests
Imagine thinking that a Serb, in any way, shape or form, is, was, or has ever been 'based'
Now post Srebrenica.
>while defending my country
how is defending your country shooting a NATO soldier while geocoding kosovars
yes their biggest massacre was against 300 kosovar christian children
> yes their biggest massacre was against 300 kosovar christian children
what about the Srebrenica massacre?
Im talking about in kosovo
>Shoot him in the knee caps and go down in history as the based homie who got himself shot and his men bombed for no good reason
FTFY
>defending my country
>while genociding innocent people on bosnian soil
typical serbcuck cope lmao
shoot him.
>escape turks to Bosnia, Croatia, Belgrade, Voivodina and leaves kosovo basically empty
>albanians move in
>NOOOO ITS OUR CLAY
Frick Albanians but serbshits are ridiculous - now they lay claim both to the lands they colonized and lands they escaped from.
Escalation vs de-escalation.
You thirdies need to realize society has came along way from an eye for an eye mentality.
>serbcucks havent even killed a single american
>serbcucks have achieved less than haitian Black folk and sheepfrickers
such is life as a subhuman serbshit
What probability you homosexuals giving for another war in Kosovo?
Is it going to be another decade with war in the Balkans and a new wave of turbofolk music?
Invite him for drinks, take his men hostage and do war crimes any way
that nordbat 2 has cool stories
Well I guess they at least didn't literally stand aside and allow, and watch, the massacre of the people in Srebrenica like those Dutchbat cowards
Those events really showed the importance of independent command.
Leave the city, stock up on nitric acid from vineyards near me and get to work in the next city.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vrbanja_Bridge
>French marines bayonet charge your bunker
What do?
The officer in charge of that bayonet charge ended up chief of staff of the french army
I will never understand /k/ope calling russians subhumans while simping for Albanians who's iq is 14 points lower.
I am against injustice and pointless wars, I think afghans have an iq of 60 and will never contribute to my country if they ever came here, but that doesn't mean I want america to bomb their towns and cities and waste 20 years with a war there.