No need. First thing that would happen if SHTF would be the bunker security force liquidating their employers so they could move their own family and friends in.
>No need. First thing that would happen if SHTF would be the bunker security force liquidating their employers so they could move their own family and friends in.
They vet them very thoroughly. They either get them without families or just get a handful of guards and allow their families as well. Remember that those bunkers are typically owned by a single hundred-millionaire and billionaires, they only need space for themselves and their family. The entirety of the rest of the bunker is for staff that can also bring their families. This is why they're rich and you tards are here.
>They vet them very thoroughly.
No they don't, they don't "vet them", their security teams vet themselves and find that they are a-ok.
Thats the funny part about the whole thing.
Midwit, when money no longer has value, the billionaires have no value. The security force wipes them out day 3 minimum for the supply extension. A billionaire has no power nor authority nor ownership when money is useless. They all die quickly.
Thats the major achilles heel of these things. They need extensive ventilation and air filtration systems that will need regular maintenance. Thats probably what the big white rectangle in the middle is, with the bunker-like structure built around to help protect it from angry peasants. If I were them I'd have machine gun nests in there too, with some anti-drone lasers and fuck if I was some rich garden gnome that can just drop millions on a bunker like this whats spending a little more for a radar system and some CIWS modules? You're going to need a full team of in house engineers to keep the place running for any extended period of time anyways.
Kind of sucks if you think about it though. Imagine living in the skyscraper office you work at with all your employees, your family and their families simultaneously. The more I think about it the more it feels like luxury bunkers are just fucking death traps and the people buying them don't have the most realistic expectations. Even if it had all the defenses I mentioned, what if one of your residents goes postal, with intimate knowledge of all the systems? What if someone just fucking shoots your massive air quality module from almost a kilometer away with a high caliber deer rifle? What if one of your engineers get shot going outside to do routine maintenance? What if its all irradiated and they get a tear in their suit? What if some irradiated barn swallows full of tumors build nests all over it and make the filters fail early?
I hated sharing a house with my ex, I wouldn't want to share a doomsday bunker with a bunch of smelly strangers. I'll take the apocalyptic death or my chances on the scorched Earth.
those are all great points and why i think these things would instantly turn into warlord fiefdoms, it's the only way you could maintain the necessary order. that's probably the plan of the elites who own these things. don't have to worry about coming home to your family in the same building you work in, you won't be allowed to have a family because it gives you something to fight for
High tech bunkers, likely to be the ones the el-itists are building, will have machines that pull oxygen and hydrogen out of water using electrolysis. they dont need air ventilation openings. combine that with high tech co2 filters and all they need is a pipe leading out to the ocean.
what is new zealand surrounded by again?
Even if they had that magic handwavium technology it would need ventilation to release the byproduct. Even if they used the hydrogen for fuel, any kind of combustible fuel generator, especially the batteries its linked up to, will need ventilation.
>magic handwavium technology
Electrolysis is not magic, it is used today. you run a high voltage electric current through water and it breaks the molecule into oxygen and hydrogen. the mythbusters did it on their show.
These elite kiddie rape bunkers exist so they can be comfy while our flesh peels off and we eat each other in a radio active wasteland after the next war they are going to start
Yeah, of course they exist. Bunkers are nothing innovative. Just a safe haven, another investment for the ultra wealthy. A retreat in case SHTF, etc... Doubt they're as complex as the one you listed, or as... vertical. That style of bunker requires constant air flow and that requires power. Once you're out of juice, that's that. The bottom floors won't be breathable without a ventilation system. Horizontally into a mountain is the way to go. Or simply in some secluded location, not too deep inside. Basically an area that holds no strategic value whatsoever, where there's no reason for a nuke to fall.
Derinkuyu is an ancient underground city located in Turkey, near the Nevsehir province of Cappadocia. This incredible archaeological discovery was stumbled upon by pure chance in 1963
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archaeologists are larping. it's a catacomb.
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>archaeologists are larping
Archaeologists don't know what the fuck is going on with most things.
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They claim the Etruscan underground cities are tombs. Older than 5000bc. Probably were ice age bunkers. Rome literally started from Etruscan ancient knowledge.
The Etruscans knew how to counter gnomish evil eye witchcraft. The penis symbol
A city in the sky or under the ocean is probably the only way us anons could survive total nuclear war.
no filtration system would save you from the fallout of dirty bombs
Nah, there are plenty of places all over the world. Unless the nuke detonates right on top of it, penetrating the ceiling, it won't do much harm. The blast will travel above ground and that will be that. Simply build bunkers outside of major urban, industrial, military, scientific and agrarian locations. Essentially, in the middle of nowhere. Or in some shitty hill or mountain. If it's your personal bunker and not state owned by the government or some agency, the chances that a nuke's gonna be hitting it, are... 0%. Literally.
>Once you're out of juice
Next generation nuclear reactors will give them ample amounts of power. they have tech thats decades (if not centuries) ahead of what they allow us to use.
They are obviously real, the "why" is a bit more grey.
But does the "why" matter? They are convinced enough that things could go south at any moment (regardless of what it is) that they need underground bunkers.
Lets play a game called find the uranium isotope; we get a expendable Asian to hide it in the complex and force 20 people to live in there for months until they find it! Cool game!
In New Zealand, it is clear that everyone who wishes will be bombed as soon as it begins. So whether there will be canned food at all [people who survived the global catastrophe and therefore have nutritional value for those who are outside], suitable for opening, or whether the entire island will be glazed is a big question.
But let's imagine that it's not, someone survived.
While the low-grade suckers [meaning the hierarchy in the Masonic lodges] will listen with a shudder to the meetings of the Maori hunters behind the doors of the bunker ("Here is their ventilation system! Bring firewood, we'll smoke it right now!"), The owners of the 33rd will go to Antarctica, where they are definitely nobody don't look for...
Yeah of course.
Two bloggers jokingly suggested here, but headquarters in Europe/China/Albion didn't.
"Yeah, of course, you will trample on Zealand, we believe we believe."
So, they will definitely bomb the poles.
Just as a preventive measure.
Im guessing the NZ bunkers are just for show and not the real bunkers they will use. they decommisioned that congressional bunker in virginia when it was found out, right? they most likely made a new one, but we dont know where it is.
We Gotta locate these rat dens and bust them open, turn them into charnel houses
Fuck the elite, they will get their reward for being the scum of the earth
>Elite bunkers
I think those rumors of a gigantic population of underground human hell-dwellers are because every time humanity discovers a cataclysm cycle, the elite and their slaves take shelter in massive underground complexes, but fail to account for the fact that geologic plates shift and bury them in perpetuity.
Imagine a hell where your mortal cyclic life is tied to your genes and now it's tied underground where there is no way out. You can't buy your way to the heavens but you can certainly buy your way into hell.
>Isaiah 2:19 >And they shall go into the holes of the rocks, and into the caves of the earth, for fear of the LORD, and for the glory of his majesty, when he ariseth to shake terribly the earth.
>The elites won't escape God's wrath
That wasn't the wrath of any god you believe in, it's just a natural phenomenon.
A god's wrath upon a free soul would involve a torment that's hard to comprehend, at least from all of my schizo visions and hallucinations indicate. The powers and influences that mortal men pursue are merely toys for the young infant children of the gods.
Are we just children too? It's a question I ask sometimes. I think I wonder this, because I receive the things I want after I no longer need them, almost to a unusually frequent degree.
you just know somebody has the ultimate SHTF castle in a mountain cave system, like the Swedish anon but engineered at the behest of a megamillionaire. Air inlets hidden on the sheer mountainside and exhaust pumped into the abyss underground. Deep enough to survive a civilization-killing meteor
Underground cities like the ones in; Derinkuyu Cappadocia Turkey; Wieliczka Salt Mine, Krakow, Poland; Pilsen Historical Underground, Czech Republic are just some of the artificial man-made ancient catacombs man has used that can be located around the world. There are 36 underground cities in Cappadocia alone (No Name - goreme): Derinkuyu is thought to be as old as 7th or 8th century BC (2819 years old) and served as a place of refuge during this time. It is a complete complex capable of housing as many as 20’000 people with livestock underground with running water and is about 60 metres (200 ft) deep.
Bright inside took us inside a pyramid of roughly the same depth (Bright Insight - Youtube). He takes us on a tour inside The Bent Pyramid and enters at ground level entrance: to which after descending some 200 feet is greeted with a massive underground man-made complex. There are modern catacombs used in more recent times such as the of Shanghai Tunnels, Portland, United States which have been used for human trafficking (Maya Seaman - Travel Portland).
In another era, anons would have gathered an army of autists to do open source intelligence gathering and create a map of where these bunkers are located. Just incase.
>Do these really exist
No, because the elites have one of three choices in regards to them: live with the servants and hope they don't rebel, live without servants, die on the surface with the servants.
They will never choose anything other than the last option. The first two are too demeaning.
i've surmised that "they" are tindering the underclass to kill eachother when all the creature comforts and conveniences are turned off and watch it as a mass snuff play irl while they hide in their little forts and watch for their entertainment.
and what is with this stupid dancing cartoon character
Does anyone remember the anon who bought an old diesel storage facility from the Swedish government that was basically a series of huge caverns and offices behind blast doors? The photos from inside were some of the coolest cave pics I've seen, they were canoeing in the old tank (able to be filled with seawater) and the roof looked about 80' high.
It was years ago. I've been trying the archives, but I don't remember which board or what he said, except that he planned to make a SHTF bunker out of it.
Too bad, the place made soledar salt mine look like a joke.
>ice age…
Solar maximum and attendant social unrest while networks are re-established. Ice age is going to be comfy AF.
The doors and vents can be blocked off in minecraft, right?
No need. First thing that would happen if SHTF would be the bunker security force liquidating their employers so they could move their own family and friends in.
>No need. First thing that would happen if SHTF would be the bunker security force liquidating their employers so they could move their own family and friends in.
They vet them very thoroughly. They either get them without families or just get a handful of guards and allow their families as well. Remember that those bunkers are typically owned by a single hundred-millionaire and billionaires, they only need space for themselves and their family. The entirety of the rest of the bunker is for staff that can also bring their families. This is why they're rich and you tards are here.
>They vet them very thoroughly.
No they don't, they don't "vet them", their security teams vet themselves and find that they are a-ok.
Thats the funny part about the whole thing.
Midwit, when money no longer has value, the billionaires have no value. The security force wipes them out day 3 minimum for the supply extension. A billionaire has no power nor authority nor ownership when money is useless. They all die quickly.
yeah you can flush the people out easily with a little bit of imagination
but most are either in nz or australia
Start a fire at the door and keep it burning. You’ll cook everyone inside alive
Thats the major achilles heel of these things. They need extensive ventilation and air filtration systems that will need regular maintenance. Thats probably what the big white rectangle in the middle is, with the bunker-like structure built around to help protect it from angry peasants. If I were them I'd have machine gun nests in there too, with some anti-drone lasers and fuck if I was some rich garden gnome that can just drop millions on a bunker like this whats spending a little more for a radar system and some CIWS modules? You're going to need a full team of in house engineers to keep the place running for any extended period of time anyways.
Kind of sucks if you think about it though. Imagine living in the skyscraper office you work at with all your employees, your family and their families simultaneously. The more I think about it the more it feels like luxury bunkers are just fucking death traps and the people buying them don't have the most realistic expectations. Even if it had all the defenses I mentioned, what if one of your residents goes postal, with intimate knowledge of all the systems? What if someone just fucking shoots your massive air quality module from almost a kilometer away with a high caliber deer rifle? What if one of your engineers get shot going outside to do routine maintenance? What if its all irradiated and they get a tear in their suit? What if some irradiated barn swallows full of tumors build nests all over it and make the filters fail early?
I hated sharing a house with my ex, I wouldn't want to share a doomsday bunker with a bunch of smelly strangers. I'll take the apocalyptic death or my chances on the scorched Earth.
those are all great points and why i think these things would instantly turn into warlord fiefdoms, it's the only way you could maintain the necessary order. that's probably the plan of the elites who own these things. don't have to worry about coming home to your family in the same building you work in, you won't be allowed to have a family because it gives you something to fight for
High tech bunkers, likely to be the ones the el-itists are building, will have machines that pull oxygen and hydrogen out of water using electrolysis. they dont need air ventilation openings. combine that with high tech co2 filters and all they need is a pipe leading out to the ocean.
what is new zealand surrounded by again?
Even if they had that magic handwavium technology it would need ventilation to release the byproduct. Even if they used the hydrogen for fuel, any kind of combustible fuel generator, especially the batteries its linked up to, will need ventilation.
>magic handwavium technology
Electrolysis is not magic, it is used today. you run a high voltage electric current through water and it breaks the molecule into oxygen and hydrogen. the mythbusters did it on their show.
It will only make hydrogen, a la you basically create an enclosed space filled with high concentrations of hydrogen +fire = BOOM
what if you block the pipe
How long to flood them out? Diverting a stream or something?
boomers built tons of bunkers when they feared a cold war
at this point, most of them are probably so corroded that they're more like death traps
they are real
im not clicking that link
just seeing that gays face in the thumbnail makes me want to puke
I thought the same thing, his wide open mouth waiting for some dick.
he spent years figuring out how to create the perfect thumbnail for views and now has an evaluation of 10billion
pwnt
These elite kiddie rape bunkers exist so they can be comfy while our flesh peels off and we eat each other in a radio active wasteland after the next war they are going to start
Yeah, of course they exist. Bunkers are nothing innovative. Just a safe haven, another investment for the ultra wealthy. A retreat in case SHTF, etc... Doubt they're as complex as the one you listed, or as... vertical. That style of bunker requires constant air flow and that requires power. Once you're out of juice, that's that. The bottom floors won't be breathable without a ventilation system. Horizontally into a mountain is the way to go. Or simply in some secluded location, not too deep inside. Basically an area that holds no strategic value whatsoever, where there's no reason for a nuke to fall.
So Africa or bioshock style, underwater city.
If you look at the ancient bunkers they have stone doors. Horizontal layout with vertical vent holes.
>If you look at the ancient bunkers they have stone doors. Horizontal layout with vertical vent holes.
>ancient bunkers
those are tombs. the "vent holes" are just where grave robbers dug in
My photo is an underground city… near gobekli tepe
its a catacomb
Derinkuyu is an ancient underground city located in Turkey, near the Nevsehir province of Cappadocia. This incredible archaeological discovery was stumbled upon by pure chance in 1963
archaeologists are larping. it's a catacomb.
>archaeologists are larping
Archaeologists don't know what the fuck is going on with most things.
They claim the Etruscan underground cities are tombs. Older than 5000bc. Probably were ice age bunkers. Rome literally started from Etruscan ancient knowledge.
The Etruscans knew how to counter gnomish evil eye witchcraft. The penis symbol
I remember that town in Shadow Hearts Covenant.
A city in the sky or under the ocean is probably the only way us anons could survive total nuclear war.
no filtration system would save you from the fallout of dirty bombs
Nah, there are plenty of places all over the world. Unless the nuke detonates right on top of it, penetrating the ceiling, it won't do much harm. The blast will travel above ground and that will be that. Simply build bunkers outside of major urban, industrial, military, scientific and agrarian locations. Essentially, in the middle of nowhere. Or in some shitty hill or mountain. If it's your personal bunker and not state owned by the government or some agency, the chances that a nuke's gonna be hitting it, are... 0%. Literally.
>outside of major urban, industrial, military, scientific, and agrarian locations
Yeah. Africa.
>Once you're out of juice
Next generation nuclear reactors will give them ample amounts of power. they have tech thats decades (if not centuries) ahead of what they allow us to use.
The bunker in the OP image is a converted ICBM silo that's why its vertical
bezos built a giant millenium clock inside a mountain.
They are obviously real, the "why" is a bit more grey.
But does the "why" matter? They are convinced enough that things could go south at any moment (regardless of what it is) that they need underground bunkers.
Protection from the next cataclysm. Read Adam and Even by Chan Thomas.
unless they renovate them every few years, it would be full of outdated trash
Lets play a game called find the uranium isotope; we get a expendable Asian to hide it in the complex and force 20 people to live in there for months until they find it! Cool game!
Throw Polonium in the air filtration system.
In New Zealand, it is clear that everyone who wishes will be bombed as soon as it begins. So whether there will be canned food at all [people who survived the global catastrophe and therefore have nutritional value for those who are outside], suitable for opening, or whether the entire island will be glazed is a big question.
But let's imagine that it's not, someone survived.
While the low-grade suckers [meaning the hierarchy in the Masonic lodges] will listen with a shudder to the meetings of the Maori hunters behind the doors of the bunker ("Here is their ventilation system! Bring firewood, we'll smoke it right now!"), The owners of the 33rd will go to Antarctica, where they are definitely nobody don't look for...
Yeah of course.
Two bloggers jokingly suggested here, but headquarters in Europe/China/Albion didn't.
"Yeah, of course, you will trample on Zealand, we believe we believe."
So, they will definitely bomb the poles.
Just as a preventive measure.
Im guessing the NZ bunkers are just for show and not the real bunkers they will use. they decommisioned that congressional bunker in virginia when it was found out, right? they most likely made a new one, but we dont know where it is.
Yup, here are the designs for mine
Shit movie
Shit opinion, that’ movie fuckin rocks, book was better though
Yep. Absolutely brilliant movie. I was quite young when I first saw it, and I still remember her comment about " a good place to grow pot".
That's why you need social cohesion, mormons will do ok i bet.
We Gotta locate these rat dens and bust them open, turn them into charnel houses
Fuck the elite, they will get their reward for being the scum of the earth
Check out the tunnel systems under DC and NYC
We are still coming out of the last ice age. The planet is still 10% Ice.
>Elite bunkers
I think those rumors of a gigantic population of underground human hell-dwellers are because every time humanity discovers a cataclysm cycle, the elite and their slaves take shelter in massive underground complexes, but fail to account for the fact that geologic plates shift and bury them in perpetuity.
Imagine a hell where your mortal cyclic life is tied to your genes and now it's tied underground where there is no way out. You can't buy your way to the heavens but you can certainly buy your way into hell.
>Isaiah 2:19
>And they shall go into the holes of the rocks, and into the caves of the earth, for fear of the LORD, and for the glory of his majesty, when he ariseth to shake terribly the earth.
The elites won't escape God's wrath
>The elites won't escape God's wrath
Says the book thats been in the hands of the enemy for centuries.
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>The elites won't escape God's wrath
That wasn't the wrath of any god you believe in, it's just a natural phenomenon.
A god's wrath upon a free soul would involve a torment that's hard to comprehend, at least from all of my schizo visions and hallucinations indicate. The powers and influences that mortal men pursue are merely toys for the young infant children of the gods.
Are we just children too? It's a question I ask sometimes. I think I wonder this, because I receive the things I want after I no longer need them, almost to a unusually frequent degree.
I want to shit into an elite bunker air shaft.
Just find all air-vents, clog with concrete and put a multi-ton rock on top.
>ice age
more afraid of well-deserved guillotines
you just know somebody has the ultimate SHTF castle in a mountain cave system, like the Swedish anon but engineered at the behest of a megamillionaire. Air inlets hidden on the sheer mountainside and exhaust pumped into the abyss underground. Deep enough to survive a civilization-killing meteor
Ok retard
what
this exact bunker was for sale in the early 2000's for something like $400,000 I remember some friends considering buying it
maybe not exact one now that I look, but very similar, with its own airfield and house above ground
Underground cities like the ones in; Derinkuyu Cappadocia Turkey; Wieliczka Salt Mine, Krakow, Poland; Pilsen Historical Underground, Czech Republic are just some of the artificial man-made ancient catacombs man has used that can be located around the world. There are 36 underground cities in Cappadocia alone (No Name - goreme): Derinkuyu is thought to be as old as 7th or 8th century BC (2819 years old) and served as a place of refuge during this time. It is a complete complex capable of housing as many as 20’000 people with livestock underground with running water and is about 60 metres (200 ft) deep.
Bright inside took us inside a pyramid of roughly the same depth (Bright Insight - Youtube). He takes us on a tour inside The Bent Pyramid and enters at ground level entrance: to which after descending some 200 feet is greeted with a massive underground man-made complex. There are modern catacombs used in more recent times such as the of Shanghai Tunnels, Portland, United States which have been used for human trafficking (Maya Seaman - Travel Portland).
You collapse it and that how the oil is made. Who said oil is not a renewable resource?
>I'm gonna find em
>and I'm gonna shid and piss down em
Where's the dicky mill?
Nah. Water table would flood it all. There is a reason civilised countries don't have basements.
you just don't have the right geology. Use a mountain
They are scared of Nibiru passing over and flipping the poles
In another era, anons would have gathered an army of autists to do open source intelligence gathering and create a map of where these bunkers are located. Just incase.
garden gnomes will flee to a special place when SHTF all over the developed world
Nibiru
yes my family has one.. The super rich have some weird ideas and theories.
Rather complex system you have illustrated there. 12 story living complex manufactured into bedrock
The front door changed.
>Do these really exist
No, because the elites have one of three choices in regards to them: live with the servants and hope they don't rebel, live without servants, die on the surface with the servants.
They will never choose anything other than the last option. The first two are too demeaning.
i've surmised that "they" are tindering the underclass to kill eachother when all the creature comforts and conveniences are turned off and watch it as a mass snuff play irl while they hide in their little forts and watch for their entertainment.
and what is with this stupid dancing cartoon character
Does anyone remember the anon who bought an old diesel storage facility from the Swedish government that was basically a series of huge caverns and offices behind blast doors? The photos from inside were some of the coolest cave pics I've seen, they were canoeing in the old tank (able to be filled with seawater) and the roof looked about 80' high.
post these pictures.
It was years ago. I've been trying the archives, but I don't remember which board or what he said, except that he planned to make a SHTF bunker out of it.
Too bad, the place made soledar salt mine look like a joke.
I was able to find a thumbnail googling oil storage in sweden. This gives you the idea anyway