>If rival tribe say they no want fight, will become slave you must take them as slaves.
>No pretend to become slave to make rival tribe drop spear, because that make no tribe take slaves. Very sad.
>When take slave, must not kill for with no reason.
>Slave should get food, only beat slave if slave no work.
>Do not sacrifice to gain favor of war god
>Sacrifice for rain god O.K.
>No put dung or rub toad on spear.
>No make arrow break off in rival.
>When fight, only need to make rival tribe no able to fight.
>When hit rival with pointy stick, rival may die, but rival may not die. Maybe shaman save him. Maybe evil spirit no take man.
>but some these weapon make so that evil spirit always take man
>Sacrifice for rain god O.K
What's this supposed to be a reference to?
If I had to guess, it's to the fact you can't allow POWs to manufacture war goods.
rain god important, rain help everyone
war god not as important, only help war
you are wise man
come to tribe and be shaman please?
many sounds of ouch rain (shelling)
Angry rain god mean no food, everyone die including slave
Angry war god just mean bad at war, if have slave then already winning and not need
Climate action
you forgot
>no destroy tribe sacrifice rock or shaman worshipping hut
When destroy whole village, make not to destroy whole village indiscriminately.
In dis criminal? What in dis criminal. Grug no understand.
What if destroy village needed to save village?
When Grug win and take slaves, Grug no force peepee into slaves
Concubines are legal war booty, was for ancestors is for grug as well
Elder say old ways no good. Say Grug no club woman on head and drag to cave. Grug must give flowers and piece of roast mammoth and ask consent.
Woman strange these days. No want roast mammoth. Want strange fungus that sort of taste like mammoth but not really. Woman call it mammoth alternative, funny name, why pretend is mammoth when not? Why not just say like eat fungus?gaad0
Why Elder Council make dumdum laws? They no fight, sit around campfire eat roast mammoth, while Grugs have to fight rival. And rival tribe no follow made up laws, use toad on spear, even make punji trap filled with dung. Grug say Elder Council now all long nose tribe anyway.
we fight dung trap tribe today. they use dung trap.
tomorrow dung trap tribe fight big rock tribe. big rock tribe smash dung trap tribe.
dung trap tribe come to ask us for help against big rock tribe. we no help, because we remember dung trap tribe use dung trap against us.
dung trap tribe smashed by big rock tribe.
elder council make wise law. those who use dung trap or toad on arrow make enemy for good, but tribe need friends.
Last season Grug friend step on punji stick when patrol hunting grounds. Friend foot become sick and friend die. Grug angry so Grug and other friends go enemy village and smash grunglings with big rocks but little grungling survive and tell everyone. Now enemy make cave paintings that make Grug tribe look bad.
Check the genetic analysis of bones for the past 100000 years, something becomes very clear about what happens with humans:
>X chromosomes and mithocondrial dna (mother lines) move slowly on the map and tend to mix
>Y chromosomes move very fast or disapear sudently.
2 tribes in contact? Kill all the males and rape the women.
A small number of the defeated’s male dna may survive as a very small minority if a few mothers manage to convince the winners to spare their male infants and raise the boys as part of the new tribe. And that’s consistant throughout the stone age to the iron age, all over the world.
None of that POW bullshit until antiquity.
big words make grug head hurt. man say grug kill and eat other tribe grugs and make grunglings with wives?
Me tell Grug put green rock in fire make red hard stone axe for Grug, and shinies for Grugette.
>>Y chromosomes move very fast or disapear sudently
They move faster, but they don’t disappear suddenly. At best they can rapidly arise to dominance, but actual extinction of haplogroups is practically unheard of. Only like 3 countries in Europe have a majority of a single haplogroup most have a plurality and R1 haplogroup predates the Indo-European migrations in Europe.
They don't disappear but I remember reading somewhere that R1a cunts hunted down every R1b cunt in the eastern european plains.
grug see funny man in cloth covered with shiny rock, he has pointy stick made of shiny rock as well, man said to grug to take hand to siv-ill-lie-say-shun, grug scared what grug do?
kill man, take shinies
is not complicated
grug attempted to bonk man, man no fall because of shiny rock cloth, man has pricked grug with shiny rock stick, grug need backup
hmm, this is indeed not good
maybe grug should try throwing rocks instead
shiny man cannot prick grug if grug is far away
is it true what they say about grug women and wolves?
Why elder council no like hollow-tip arrowhead? Make other grug take long sleep much better, less screaming.
Council no like hollow tip because hollow tip designed to kill even though in war you kill
war not for kill.
war is council meeting by other means.
grug not need hollow tip arrow. such arrow go through mammoth vest of cave protectors, no good reason to have unless bad grug. saw dis on rockbox.
>No put dung or rub toad on spear.
Hahaha Grug found frog to rub on spear, frog not forbidden by Elder Council yet!
This grug no live in free tribal lands. can only have long spear, no allowed short spear without magic feather from elder council. To get magic feather, must wait many moons, pay many berries. But law stupid, many grug have short spear anyway with no magic feather.
Me grug have to move to large village for berrypicking, now allowed only have rock. Grug sad, want to move back to wild lands.
Some grugs say ancestors made pledge never to take spear away from grug.
But those grugs forget that spear thrower not invented back then.
Grug bring warning from fire-shake lands. Elders not like grugs able to defend self, make rule only spear with slow poke and no charm feather or luck tooth allowed, must be long spear not short. But elder no care when bad grugs have short spear, and elders allow poo and used poke-thorn build up in village. Many from village support this. Grug pray other grugs not let elders do this to other village.
Grug miss fast stab tooth and charm spear...
grug give bump to this cave wall
GRUG, WHERE DID BUMP IN CAVE WALL COME FROM?
Ancestors are of infinite wisdom. They know and saw all and want us to have spears in any form.
SHALL NOT BE TAKEN
cavebump are normal grug part of club having. if glub not making, glub not warrior
good thread
my saber tooth tiger no like fish and rabbit meet i feed him. act grumpy, bite slave's leg.
grug think it's the owner, not the breed
grug heard ancestors called sabertooth nanny cats
>otzi tear up rule scroll in front of war band
>monobrow raised
>everygrug understand everyrule
Grug think elder council bunch of berrypickers.
>No throw corpse into well
>No burn crops and field
How is grug supposed to win?
By fight better than enemy, like when tiny grug fight other tiny grugs.
Grug think you child of woman-dog.
grug cant throw rock until grug see hawgee with rock in sling
rock but no sling is cant sling
sling but no rock is cant sling
long nose smoke signaller see club and call it rock with sling but calls rock with sling warrior caste boulder thrower grug is very confused
Longnose tribe smoke signaller paid many gems, say what payer want. Payer nor want grug to have rock or sling or club, so payer can keep shiny rocks to self.
Grug think it longnoses paying other longnoses.
>Grug think it longnoses paying other longnoses.
Grug think Holobunga not big-big enough.
Grug no like handclub, grug think they boring. Grug prefer snubclub. Grug like wear long cloak and hat and carry snubclub, pretend be questions-man. Snubclub work just as good as handclub. Grugs with handclub bad with club, need more swing to hit enemy. Grug with snubclub better with club, hit enemy with few swing.
grug think you live action rock player, snubclub not effective since many summer back. Before bad grugs start using vision berries maybe snubclub enough, but now in every village you see berry takers yelling at spirits, they no fall to six whacks from snubclub. Look at recent cave painting, sometime cave protectors need more than 17 whacks from handclub to stop berry takers.
>sometime cave protectors need more than 17 whacks from handclub to stop berry takers.
Yeah, maybe 17 whack to leg or arm. Cave protector not good with club, everygrug know this. Cave protector barely train with club, no find it fun. Grug train with snubclub and so good with snubclub, whack enemy head on first swing from across cave. Berry taker no get up from head whack, even if he on berry.
shiny man show grug rockpaiting related, tell grug it future of warfare
grug not so sure, rock much bigger, much harder, much easier to make
what other grugs think?
>Be Grug
>Have nice lady grug
>Tall muscular lady grug from different tribe appear
>challenges my lady grug to fight
>my lady grug accept challenge
>tall lady grug win fight easily
>now just used for snu snu by tall lady grug
>grug miss love
loud merrily enthusiastically iron dive annoy push long
oldgrug here, say cave painting related all grug need.
no need fancy feather charm, no need saber tooth talisman, no need fast flinging bone spear, no need magic see-in-dark panther skin headband.
if grug think he need such thing, grug no know how to fight, give many berry to longnose for thing that will just hang on cave wall, never be used in village raid.
megrug say, all grug need is just good old trusty rock from time we bonked pine forest tribe in granpagrug time.
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"OOGA BOOGA"
cave protectors, year of dog - year of crow (mammoth fur washer)
orange grug for village elder
EAGLE TRIBE FOREVER
>Grug run out of elder city in desert
>grug in cave and see shiny moon god messenger
>grug told to kill everyone until all one in my tribe
>grug rape and enslave
>OP reverted to grug god
Do rules to fight also good for strange tribe in cavern near grug's cavern? They look kinda like grug but all short-broad,big eyes, little speak. Grug not like them
Grug should change mind, shortbroad tribe women fantastic for grugging time. Make strong child. Some even hair like morning sun or evening cloud, shaman say this sign of greatness.
Does elder counicil mind if Grug eat other Grug? War make hungry some time, and Yellow Tribe do it all of time, so must be fine.
me grug hear grug-eating grug get funny sick in head. shake when no cold, laugh when no joke. grug not for eating
Grug meat taste like tasty-bird though.
No ask how Grug know.
Why did Grugdolf Grutler say that slav grugs are undergrugs but slav grugettes are grugryan?
Grutler dumb-dumb, make no sense. Blame longnose tribe when war go bad, but Grutler break many promise and fight too many tribe at one time. Longnose tribe bad, no get me wrong, but Grutler problem mostly come from Grutler. Grutler know Pole tribe friends with Eng tribe and Fren tribe, Grutler also know Eng tribe and Fren tribe friends with Ameri tribe. Why Grutler think friend tribe no help each other in war? Grutler have promise with Sovi tribe, why break promise and fight them when he also fight 3 other tribe? Grutler try to lose on purpose? Me think Grutler take too many vision berry, mess up Grutler brain.
Grutler shaman give many visionberry and sleepfruit and hunterdust, it no surprise. But sovitribe was also plan betray, grutler and sovitribe was like two wolf in same pit. Sooner or later they rip and tear. Many thing would need be change for second big tribe fight to go different.
Sovi tribe dumb. Want grug share mammoth and berries with other grugs who too lazy get out of cave in the morning. Me think they jealous because grug work harder than them for mammoth and berries.