Educational purposes only

So, I have this awefull thing outside my door. How do I go about tinkering it up to at least make it useful and create infinite energy?
Theoretical question only.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    See those red bits at the bottom? Pull them out as hard as you can.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get it to power up a generator which produces infinite energy, then connect the output to the initial input and voila.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    see

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    Just find the right wires and you'll be golden.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That looks dangerous as hell. The old magnet trick, or removing the metal part that feeds the meter won't work?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spoonfeed request fuck off. Kill all spoonfeedetards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be literally spoonfed if I make a serious mistake, so I prefer to be figuratively spoonfed from a board of experts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > a board of experts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >experts

        dis bro gon die

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    those are the electrical version of "fuck around and find out".

    buy some life insurance that covers 'death by idiocy' before you do anything...

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the UK, I figured out that it's quite easy to slip a modified wire down the side of the cable as it exits the service fuse block.
    You better know what you're doing though, because if you fuck up and short it, that's hundreds of amps before the slow blow fuse goes. If one were to do this, you'd probably want to make a little box that has a RCD breaker and is very heavy, so it sits on the bottom of the meter box and prevents movement of your bootleg connections.

    In the US, you can pull the meter face and then attach wires to it. Just don't leave it like this, or the electricity company will see it when they do their inspections.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This damn thread again. Electric company monitors power at multiple levels. So if the numbers don't add up for a neighborhood and go house to house to find out who is bypassing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's monitored at the substation, which services thousands of homes. Using a kW or two won't be noticed at all.
      What will be noticed is that your power bill took a dive off a cliff. Smart meters collect usage down to the 15 minute interval, so it will be obvious if you use no power 20 hours out of the day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had a guy fix my home 9 years before and I used all the electricity in the world to the point of having such a hot house in the winter that I could walk around half baked, so my guess is you are either a shill or dumb enough to unironically believe that your power provider is almighty.

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