>dude, larp in the woods and snow. >it will be fun

>dude, larp in the woods and snow
>it will be fun

Last fucking time I do that shit. I almost passed out from exhaustion

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is copypasta

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. salty no guns and/or no land

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't go for a hike in the woods
    Embarrassing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you somehow miss the 2 FEET OF FUCKING SNOW

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>T-this sucks! he thought to himself as he walked in complete safety 10 feet from his vehicle with heated ball cup
        >no snow shoes but have every GI joe tactical gayry he can get
        >bitch made sawft boy can't handle some cold water
        >probably fat because garden gnomemerican
        lol

        lmao

        bet it isn't even cold you fucking gay, would love to see you come up north and just watch you die

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gets above 70°F (which is 12% of boiling water at 1 atmosphere of pressure at the speed of light measured by a scientist) and becomes a heat causality in 30 minutes
          Pathetic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >be fat

            are you canadian

            are you a bitch?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lol canadian detected
              u ain't got no guns lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you canadian

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get snow shoes then retard. Plan fr your METT's

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when you spend $2,000 on larperator gear but not $20 on a gym membership

        Skill issue

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nature mogged

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao get better cardio, go out and do it again better

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Last fucking time I do that shit. I almost passed out from exhaustion
    No you learned very valuable information, that it sucks. There is a reason why we train in places that suck.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is embarrassing and is on a fast track toward type II diabeetus.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like I am going on a hike in February again. I am thinking of testing out a Dutch bivvy bag this time. Anyone have winter experience with it? It will be used with a heavy duty 4-season army sleeping bag.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't do it, DPM camo makes you gay. DPM not even once

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you played dress up in the woods and got tired? Cool thread, I guess…

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still has the energy to bitch about it

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe learn to ski, like everyone who has to move distances in snow do?.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Snowshoes also work if you can't ski. It does take a bit of practice to ski in those combat style skis and with all your gear and a gun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Snow shoes for some terrain. Depends. Skis for some terrain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fVP7Ekr.jpg

      It's fun

      Get some lightweight snow shoes, they are like Godmode when it's deep snow out. I climb hills 3x faster with picrel, they have built in cleats that grip into anything. You expend way less energy using snowshoes too, trudging through knee deep snow in just boots is fucking silly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do they make any in coyote brown? that neon shit wont match my kit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, they're generally in somewhat hi-vis colours so you don't lose them when you take them off in the snow. You can easily solve the problem with a $20 can of plasti dip if you want it camo'd, plasti-dip is the most amazing product ever. They make it in specific camo colours now too.

          Mine are the green and black scheme but it'd only take about 1 hour of my time to plasti dip them in picrel if I was so inclined.

          My PrepHole bros will be familiar with plastidip, somehow it eludes most of PrepHole though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rustoleum camo or white duct tape, if it actually matters

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least you went outside, but also yeah. Being out and about in the cold is exhausting.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now you know why leg day is important moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The garden gnomes of AW, and adding insult to injury they are busted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mfw my opponent is slowly reaching for their side arm to off themselves (I am a foul being of mischief and malice)

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally hiked my ass up a frozen mountain in actual LARP gear. And when I say frozen, I mean you needed to either wear crampons, or find handholds to.pull yourself up ice sheets
    >Cote with athletic shirt hidden underneath
    >Grey sweats hidden under hose
    >Cloak
    >Deerskin gloves
    >Wool socks over cheap cosplay boots, didn't want to ruin my actually nice ones
    >Maille
    >Corrazina
    >Sword, scabbard, and belt pouch with jerky
    We didn't even bring fucking water.

    Why are you so pathetic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like he brought early 90's to early 2000's (rear echelon or national guard) motorized/mechanized infantry gear to a hike in light gear conditions. Just from that shadow.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Saging this plane

    Weak

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go outside with kit
    >So out of shape you nearly pass out

    Anon I don't know how to tell you this...

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a fat fuck and do some cardio then.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's an awfully wide shadow, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon is awfully wide.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you maybe forget to rest and eat?

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