>doesn't try to shoot it
>doesn't try to run away
>doesn't try to hide
>doesn't even try to shield himself
what the fuck?
Preparedness & self-sufficiency community
>doesn't try to shoot it
>doesn't try to run away
>doesn't try to hide
>doesn't even try to shield himself
what the fuck?
>sees death coming directly at him
>embraces it with blissful delight
He doesn't have to live in Russia anymore now
too much credit. Probably didnt even have time to process what was happening let alone react.
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
STRAIGHT TO THE FIELDS OF VALHALLA
WITH DREAMS TO DIE IN THE FIELD OF HONOR
>WITH DREAMS TO DIE IN THE FIELD OF HONOR
>actually gets killed by some nerd in his undies who ist basically playing cod
I love it
Poor lad probably didn't even know such things existed
>At last the sweet release
Or he literally doesn’t know what he’s looking at and no one bothered to tell them about drones
Picture relevant: From the Imperial Guard’s Uplifting Primer.
The Primer isn't wrong though, you can definitely catch the Ork's hand that way
It's not going to do you any good, but you can do it.
the issue here is that guardsman doesn't have his blade at the ready. otherwise he could have probably pulled it off
Depends on the edition. Orks used to have lower intiative than humans (Ork's 2 vs a human's 3) and the same strength (3), so most the time, the guardsman would get first strike in. Now, after all the powerwank stat increases (to encourage sales of new models) it's starting to look a bit grim for the guardsman.
Yeah but strength on the tabletop doesn't really meaning anything, since its such a small scale, also its purely game mechanics instead of being truly representive of the situation.
The strength stat difference between a SPESS MUHREEN in full power armour and random guardsman in his flak t-shirt is only (1) in-game.
An average ork is physically stronger than an Imperial guardsman. It would be more like a man trying to arm-wrestle a chimp, if the chimp was green, born from fungus and a drunk footie hooligan.
kek where is this from
The Guardsman's Uplifting Primer. There was also the Damacles Gulf Edition and another book has come out since.
I'm pretty sure the ork can twist your head off with that range.
when that one Ukie anon played Komm Susser Tod from his car in the center of kiev for the open public cams other anons were watching
>I'm playing this song because this is the end
>BUT NOT FOR ME, BITCH
Going back on reports of this event back then, I have to laugh at all the retarded journalists, bloggers and redditors.
>Russia will never invade
>if they invade, Ukraine will fold immediately
It's vision is based on movement. It can't see me if I don't m-ACK
You move when you breath Ivan.
The crosshair clearly shows that it misses by one meter. Are you all really this dense?
You mean the pile of in rockets/missiles he's standing next to? That's not much of an improvement
switchblade 300s blow up before the target, the call it the flying shotgun for a reason, there was a good video of one taking out a few fsb glowies like 6 months ago that showed it pretty well
switchblade vs ballistic shield
i wouldn't put my faith in russian equipment.
You mean spray painted plywood which means they aren't technically lying when they say its a composite material.
Ah yes, technically correct. The best kind of correct.
I mean Russia probably considers plywood to be an advanced material on par with pallets.
Air burst you might be ok, dependent on how far away it detonated. Impact det you’re dead.
>switchblade 600 carries shaped charge warhead
Kek, you are paste.
I can't find details on the switchblade 300 warhead but I would be amazed if it isn't HEDP with a shaped charge too.
Kinda looks like the flimsy metal shield on T-72 cupola.
a cupola what?
Russian Testudo advance on Bakhmut when?
>forcefully dragged out of your house to fight for monke
>thrown around like a sack of meat at well defended ukie positions
>90% of your platoon dead
probably just wanted an end to it all
You forgot raptured rectum after the chechens had a party with you as the special guest
He was hoping for truck-chan to shepherd him to the anime dimension.
Heh, jokes on him he was sent to the Grave of Fireflies Anime as a Jap.
least suicidal russian
He's happy to get Isekai'd
"How I got killed by an American drone in the trenches of Bahmut and got reincarnated as an orc again"
Needs more capitalization, but I love it.
As a vending machine
He accepted his fate
they are tired of being at war, they are tired of being cannon fodder, and they are tired of the ruling clique's selfishness.
it's the end
>they are tired
You can say that again
>Everybody beats everyone. The dembels, with three months service to go, the officers, the warrant officers.
>They get stinking drunk and then hammer the ones below them.
>Even the colonels beat the majors, the majors beat the lieutenants, and they all beat the privates; and granddads beat new recruits.
>No-one talks to each other like human beings, they just smack each other in the mouth.
>Because it’s easier that way, quicker and simpler to understand.
>Because ‘you’re all going to snuff it anyway, you bitches’.
>Because there are unfed children back home, because the officer corps is addled with impoverishment and hopelessness, because a dembel has three months left, because every second man is shell-shocked. >Because our Motherland makes us kill people, our own people, who speak Russian, and we have to shoot them in the head and send their brains flying up the walls, crush them with tanks and tear them to pieces.
>Because these people want to kill you, because your soldiers arrived yesterday straight from training and today they are already lying on the airstrip as lumps of charred flesh, and flies lay eggs in their open eyes, and because in a day the company is reduced to less than a third, and God willing, you’ll stay among that third.
>Because the one thing that everyone knows is how to get drunk and kill, kill and kill some more.
>Because a soldier is a stinking wretch, and a spirit doesn’t have any right to live at all, and to beat him is to actually do him a favour. ‘I’ll teach you what war is about, you pricks! You can all have a smack in the mouth so you don’t think life is too rosy, and thank your mother that she didn’t have you six months earlier or you’d all be dead now!’
Jesus. This is what 4chan wants for us all.
It is, because they hate the Western world, whether they're contrarians or thirdies.
How come Ukies don't suffer from whatever mind virus this is?
seriously they formed the core of the USSR and had the same toxic institutions. I forget its name, but apparently Kiev had its own Lubyanka and everything, but after USSR fell it steadily received less and less people every year until it was shut down. Same for their army being all corrupt cruel homos.
I mean they almost certainly did suffer from those same problems as the Russians did just by the fact that they were under Moscow's thumb for so long.
What differentiates them is that they have an actual motivation and will to improve themselves and their lot in life instead of apathathetically rolling in the filth of their existence like the Russians.
The cultural mindset.
Historically speaking, the Soviet Union and the Russian Empire's autocratic dominance in the region are the exception.
They had centuries and centuries of central and western European influecne, and Northern European influence before that, with only minimal Mongol presence (they mostly plotted to stab the Mongols in the back though)
And on top of that , the Russians drank the Soviet Propaganda Kool-Aid, while all the other Soviet Republics immediately decided to GTFO and do their own thing.
The past ten years are problaby the the result of a process that lasted centuries, but it turned Ukraine into a European culture, while Russia turned more Asian.
probably has a lot to do with whatever genetic stock was left over after the revolution, purges, and ww2. loosing 10s of millions of people can't be good for a gene pool.
That happened in Ukraine too, they were part of the Russian empire for a long time
Really the main dividing line would be the Khmelnytsky Uprising and the Pereiaslav Agreement in the 1650s, as a result of which Eastern Ukraine fell off from the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth and went under the control of Russia; the Western parts remained outside of Russian control, first with the Poles, then under the Austrian Empire when the PLC was partitioned. Those Western parts were later a nucleus of national feeling and dragged the East to national consciousness and out from under the Russian boot. We're really looking at the tail end of the process with the Donbas.
They spent 8 years systematically decommunising their army post 2014 with the help of western instructors
The results have been humble, but devastatingly effective
Just the impact of not getting beaten and raped before being sent into the line has done wonders for Ukrainian morale, and that's before you get to shit like the doctrinal and organisational changes
This is it basically. I know Ukrainians and Russians and they're basically the same in their good and bad qualities. If Russia had invaded in 2014 then Kiev would have been taken within a few weeks. Thank Obama that the US invested tons of man hours and millions of dollars in whipping the Ukies into a somewhat modern and competent force.
I know there's talks of "If Russia invaded in 2014" but the reality is, they were just as ill prepared as Ukraine was. That's the sad part about all this, the very top heads in Russia put actual concerted effort into preparing themselves for an actual war, for 8 years... and this is the result.
Put it down to not having an authoritarian regime that glorifies the past and laments it's supposed losses of empire, instead looks to the future and sees the west as offering an improvement. Russians have been fed the same diet of bullshit, nationalism, and straight up conspiracy for years - it didn't stop when the USSR fell, actually got worse, but Ukrainians largely escaped that.
This is correct.
Lies distorting the truth distorting real performance.
>How come Ukies don't suffer from whatever mind virus this is?
Some of them do.
They experienced a wake-up call as a nation, and their military was flooded with novel and foreign ideas over the past 10 years.
And as a more compact nation they did not have an ultra-backwards provincial population holding them back like Russia did. Nor did Ukraine experience such a massive population replacement as Russia over the past 60 years.
But there absolutely are retards in Ukraine's army and society.
Where's this quote from?
From one soldiers war by Babchenko, it's about a russian Mobik who gets sent to Grozny, goes insane and then volunteers for the second war in an attempt to "save" some of the new recruits from his fate.
That was 27 fucking years ago.
I don’t get the impression brapchenko signed up for chechnya part 2 to save anyone, he just did it because he felt like he never really came back from the first war
>PrepHole too stupid to realize drone vision is based on movement
He’s so untrained he gets stunlocked by the slightest change in his routine of looking in a direction from his position
Don’t know if it’s your sides drone
Strike speed of 100mph
It’s already coming for you by the time you understand
>I can die tired or I can take one more pull from my cigarette
I know which one I’m choosing
If I ever become emperor of the world I'm making cigs free for anyone that wants them.
Fuck those pearl clutching gays who screech about muh health, when we already do a million things that kill us slower or faster, I would honestly kill myself if the government banned cigs.
...maybe that's just the slav in me talking
That's a lot of seethe and butthurt to fit in one post.
keep posting bruh, maybe you won't get mobilized if you keep meeting your quota.
Some people kick and scream when the end is inevitable and imminent. Others choose to remember the good times they had. Neither is wrong.
Why notmpost the full video moron?
Probably didn't even know what it was. Just heardd something and looked up to see what Probably looks like a dot getting bigger. Besides, it can fly faster than him so no point dying tired.
I'm impressed if you intentionally picked a version of the clip with terrible slavic lektor dubbing
Probably can barely see the thing.
They're way higher up than you generally think. So its just some black speck way up in the air.
because this is fake footage from arma 3. poorly coded npc behavior.
Post the video at least you useless fuck
Probably didn’t even realize what he was looking at
A quarter of Russians don’t have indoor plumbing how could you expect them to understand what a switchblade is
>thats some weird ass bird
>Skips first four stages of grief
Pretty based tbh
gotta love the guy behind taking one last sip of smirnoff before death
He's just surprised oinkers are catching up on loitering munitions after taking one million of lancets up their arses
shut it, bong
Someone post the source please
I forgot to save it
extremely unlikely to hit before it kills you
to where? it will see you and follow you
where? everything is blown up, there is no cover
from an exploding grenade? there's no hard cover around to use
>from an exploding grenade? there's no hard cover around to use
be in hole if grenade outside hole, be outside hole if grenade in hole
>"At least i don't have to be puccian anymore."
>being able to order food is seen as a bad thing to a Russian
checks out kek
You see it coming.
You know what's about to happen.
There's nothing you can do to stop it.
What else are you going to do.
Push off with my left foot, diagonally forward. If the first shot misses, hop directly left using only my right foot. If the second shot misses, sprint while ducking. If the third shot misses, uppercut into his wrist. Followed by a piledriver into the balls.
The first shot won't miss and the third shot never misses but if that guy doesn't get shot himself he's going to have to remember the time an unarmed assailant nearly punched his balls back into his pelvis.
What would you do, look at the pretty flowers?