Does Ukraine have any weapons that can counter Steven Seagl?

Does Ukraine have any weapons that can counter Steven Seagl?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Kherson mud will probably slow him down, not to mention Russia's already broken logistics

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    place distraction carrots on sticks, seagal can't ignore a proper carrot.
    alternatively sacrifice one custom 1911 a day to him and he will spend the next 24 hours explaining it to his camera crew

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is the real reason Putin is accelerating the Union State with Belarus, whoever controls the carrot controls Seagal

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >eeeeh what's up brahs?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think he's into the Russian boipussy now.
    And I don't think he will be active for some time now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Seagal
      >boipucci
      EVERYONE KNOWS THERES NOTHING TIGHTER THAN A VIETNAMESE SEX SLAVES SUBATOMIC SIZED SPHICTER.
      https://www.loweringthebar.net/2010/04/plaintiff-alleges-she-was-steven-seagals-sex-slave.html

      FRICKING AMATEURS. THE MAN HAS ADMITTED TO WORSE THAN YOU SMEAR HIM WITH. BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS OR GO FRICK YOURSELF

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The complaint alleges that Seagal chased Nguyen out of the house, “carrying a flashlight with a gun attached to it,”
        wat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That is such a Seagal thing to do.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          From one perspective, thats a reasonable take.

          After all they're using the flashlight, not firing the gun.

          the moment they start firing, it becomes a gun with a flashlight attached.

          If you never use it or except for internet, messages and the camera, is a smartphone still a telephone, after all?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stairs?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Criminally underrated

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can hear the breathing on this muted video

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the plate carrier is empty

        hahahahaha

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Walks through entire doorway and checks left, then only checks right and up slowly for some reason, after walking 3 meters into the doorway where he should be dead.
        You can't make this shit up.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Les muscles from Bruxelles

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >“At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard. Seagal made his excuses and left. But Van Damme, who was berserk, tracked him down at a nightclub and offered him out again.”

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based Seagel not beating Van Dammes ass

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Van Damme would kick is ass sooo ard

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tactical twinkies in the opposite direction

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His need to hide his giant bloat stomach ruins his combat effectiveness.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get the israelites in Hollywood to offer him a movie deal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can israelites defeat this hyperjew? I’m not so sure. Look at his imposing build. He could be king of the israelites

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what's with the backwards baseball hat? it's not 1999 and you're not 15 years old.

    christ almighty this guy is a frickin trainwreck, especially when you compare him to other action stars of the same era/genre, like Stallone, Lundgren, and Van Damme.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe his hairline is going Copelord?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        most likely

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can people old enough to post trash like this please frick off and die

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nope
      >t. been on 4chins since 2005

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2006 gay here
      No 😀

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. But some day, you too will be an oldgay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't listen to this guy anon, you can always an hero yourself.
        You do know how right?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can he even go back to his country?
    The story of this guy is really embarrassing and most of it could have been avoided but he needs to be a fricking butthole.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fat fake frick and his fake martial art

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ukraine wouldn't stand a chance if Steven seagl joined the fight, that man is superhuman!

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stairs.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not since Russian artillery destroyed every flight of stairs.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    insulin

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A salad

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this Hollywood israelite goes on the frontlines and gets gooded.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can Russian supply lines even support such a unit?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Supreme Leader Dennis Rodman can defeat him.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >weapons that can counter Steven Seagl
    An empty buffet

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I cant believe anybody ever thought this stupid fat frick was cool. Why was he in so many movies? Which of you stupid buttholes is watching them?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why was he in so many movies?

      No joke, the legend is some big shot Hollywood movie director had a bet with a rich friend that he could make anyone look good on film and sell tons of tickets. The buddy took him up on his bet, I think it was like a million dollars or something. Anyways, the director told him to get the most boing blond uncharismatic person you can find and bring him to me. The other dude had dabbled in martial arts so he knew Seagal from the dojo, and knew he was full of himself and completely bland. So he brought him back to this guy who put him in movies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As entertaining as the rumor recounted by

      >Why was he in so many movies?

      No joke, the legend is some big shot Hollywood movie director had a bet with a rich friend that he could make anyone look good on film and sell tons of tickets. The buddy took him up on his bet, I think it was like a million dollars or something. Anyways, the director told him to get the most boing blond uncharismatic person you can find and bring him to me. The other dude had dabbled in martial arts so he knew Seagal from the dojo, and knew he was full of himself and completely bland. So he brought him back to this guy who put him in movies.

      is, the truth is that Seagal had been working in the film industry since 1982 doing fight choreography. Above the Law was one of a dime a dozen low-budget action films being churned out in the 80s; it did decently well at the box office which led to him doing more low-budget action films that solidified him as an action lead. He only has 4 big budget films as a lead to his body of work (Under Siege 1 & 2, On Deadly Ground, and Glimmer Man).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Segal was also under the thumb of a Gambino Crime family connected producer by the name of Julius R. Nasso. He attempted to disassociate himself from Nasso in the late 90's. So Nasso had Gambino members threaten him into continuing to work with him because his movies were making good returns for the family.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          big if true

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure they've mastered the art of walking briskly.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Russia doesn't have the proper logistics to supply him with enough food, there's no way they could deploy him effectively

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