>so fat you can hide several pounds of steel from a metal detector by sheer girth
Jesus fucking christ that's a lot of fat, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it because she'd eat that too
The tolerance on those metal detectors are set so low they are essentially turned off. They can't make a baseball game like airport security. Those machines wont be beeping at belt buckles or tumblers or anything like that.
Those restaurants don't have anywhere near the mass of people that funnel into the gates of baseball games. They also don't have the 'type' of people that do. If they had to make everyone take off their belt and empty their pockets there would be a crush on their hands. Most security at baseball games use the same tier of effort that the UFC used with the sniff test for steroids.
>16th time >be at baseball game with new gf >have been at gym 24/7 for a few years and got $200,000 leg extension surgery >finally manage to get a decent girl, and she's only 400 pounds >way out of my league >somebody in front of us is eating a hot dog >gust of wind blows scent towards us >her stomach growls and sets off the sig >she already has a new chad by the time i die in the waiting room
>so fat you can hide several pounds of steel from a metal detector by sheer girth
Jesus fucking christ that's a lot of fat, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it because she'd eat that too
>body fat makes mutts immune to metal detectors
Wtf, Eurosisters did we get too cocky?
>folds of her belly fat
isn't that what normal people call a gunt?
If you can get charged for illegally concealing a firearm by sticking a zip gun in your prison pocket I assume you can for this too.
How much fat is required to hide steel from a metal detector? Those things can pick up bone pins easy
The tolerance on those metal detectors are set so low they are essentially turned off. They can't make a baseball game like airport security. Those machines wont be beeping at belt buckles or tumblers or anything like that.
Holy shit, I've been to restaurants with tighter security.
Those restaurants don't have anywhere near the mass of people that funnel into the gates of baseball games. They also don't have the 'type' of people that do. If they had to make everyone take off their belt and empty their pockets there would be a crush on their hands. Most security at baseball games use the same tier of effort that the UFC used with the sniff test for steroids.
It almost certainly triggered and the goon manning the detector let her through because he didn't want to go fishing in her rolls
Throw the book at her, this is so fucking stupid and irresponsible
>women are so fat they can hide guns from metal detectors
and they wonder why our generation is 75% virgins
That has to go in the ND pasta
>16th time, watching baseball
>16th time
>be at baseball game with new gf
>have been at gym 24/7 for a few years and got $200,000 leg extension surgery
>finally manage to get a decent girl, and she's only 400 pounds
>way out of my league
>somebody in front of us is eating a hot dog
>gust of wind blows scent towards us
>her stomach growls and sets off the sig
>she already has a new chad by the time i die in the waiting room
>meanwhile in chicongo
You have 5 seconds to name a worst city
Tampa
Are people in Mass. even allowed to have guns?
Oh wait, White Sox. Question still applies to Chicago, though I guess she could be a negress that doesn't give a fuck about the law anyways.
brother
Yes I know, I am retarded.
Black
>she hid a gun in the folds of herr belly fat
A sentence can not get more American per word than that.
that's a crazy obesity perk