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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. And if you don’t smell like b***h homie they usually don’t frick with you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hah. Came in to post something like this. /k/ never disappoints.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, my country borders russia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please do not insult animals by comparing them to Russians, animals go out of their way to not shit where they sleep

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate seed ticks like you would not fricking believe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can feel them crawling on me

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gators

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once in a while you'll see them swimming with the body/part of someone, but it was probably their time to go anyway, the gators always run from me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gators are chill as frick you can swim with them and they’ll usually stay away. Unless you’re like a child or dying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Florida man?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's why Africa could never evolve in one picture

    Humanity had to migrate far away from it's natural predator to prosper.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard that Sickle cell anemia developed as a counter against malaria parasites.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's true. Africans actually have some pretty robust genetic resistance to several disease that regularly put Euros and Asians in the grave; it's a big part of the reason Africans made ideal slaves in the new world - the didn't die off from disease nearly as much as the Natives did

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          P sure sickle cell anemia is a defense against malaria

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        being homozygous for this allele, leads to the disease, sickle cell anemia. having sickle cell trait, being heterozygous, is better but they still have to avoid exertion and contact sports at high altitude. even Denver is too high and some football players can't play there
        there are other counter adaptations to malaria such a thalassemia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Africa could never evolve because elephants destroyed so much crop land that they could never be in enough of a caloric surplus to facilitate evolving higher brain function

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        could be a catch-22. There were enormous and terrifying gigafauna and general invasive/destructive species in North America and every other continent that certainly would have prohibited the same activities, but everyone else figured it out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yea they didnt even come to SEA until the 1300s

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure, blame the elephants

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I worked as a petroleum engineer for
      Hunt in Angola for a couple years in month on/month off shifts. Every time we were going to fly back over, they made sure to warn us that if we ever felt sick or developed a fever we were to go to the doctor immediately, because it could be cerebral malaria and if it is and you leave it you'll be dead in 24 hours. The job was cool but frick that noise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew it, fricking hippos.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work next to a middle-aged white lady who has a history of reporting people to HR.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should seduce her and then claim she raped you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Highly amusing suggestion.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dinosaur terror genes dominate the puny mammals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dinosaur terror genes dominate the puny mammals

      These Capercaillies are so fricking moronic it's absurd.
      When they're 'roided out of their minds on hormones during mating season the males will pick a fight with literally anything that crosses their path, that includes cars, large predators, females, bushes, etc.
      You can boot the frick out of them and they just come back to frick around. These truly mongoloid birds just don't learn.
      Meanwhile the females are just as fearless, except they'll actively try to get fricked by anything and everything. This deviant behavior extends so far as to the females sauntering up to random humans and presenting themselves.
      They're just as difficult to dissuade as the males. By which I mean that they too will just return and try again, following a firm booting.
      It's a miracle that these big feathered morons haven't driven themselves extinct yet.
      They do however make for good eating, which leads to further questions as to how they're not extinct.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        life is truly strange anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          haha but how does puma know what pineapple is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick did I never hear about this bird until today?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're weird Euro bird.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know you've probably just given some twisted degenerate ideas with this post, right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Surely no one here would be THAT degenerate.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?feature=shared&t=32

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Meanwhile the females are just as fearless, except they'll actively try to get fricked by anything and everything. This deviant behavior extends so far as to the females sauntering up to random humans and presenting themselves.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Love this video, especially at like 6:30 when he starts throttling the dumbfrick bird.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black person birds that are always looking to start shit. Gas them, I say.

        ?si=uTKuB7JSVWIByCON

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The homosexual should've wrung its neck like a chicken.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't understand, he would be jailed for life if he injured it in any way.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh law
          Just don't tell anyone. Also piss on its corpse.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live near the most dangerous animal of them all. A man with a gun.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also bears, coyotes, mountain lions and snakes I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those frickers are no joke. Never encountered one but seen tons of videos. They will bite your appendages clean off like they’re carrots

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me and my little brother used to catch them in the rivers, creeks and bayous in Texas and Louisiana. I would stand on the banks and overlook the work and he would be in the soup digging around for them. We made a great team.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Grew up catching those frickers on the floodplains along the Mississippi. Nowadays I only ever touch them to get the dumb frickers off the roads.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Australia.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Canadian, so yeah. I've had to stay late after school when I was a kid because bears would wander onto the school grounds and animal control would have to come tranq it. And I literally live in the capital.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/197005187/#197005187

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I got wolves, bears, cougars, moose.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, live in a white nieghborhood

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I charged a mountain lion once while on a hike, it ran away.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live close to wolves (not really dangerous), brown bear (kinda dangerous), geese (moderately dangerous), and moose (extremely dangerous).

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We have bears, mountain lions, rattlers and cartel members for dangerous wildlife here. The occasional Rogue Haitian, too.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dentists

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both my neighboring units are felons. One is currently incarcerated for meth.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crackheads and strays.
    Sometimes bears.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7 KB, 266x190
    no one is afraid of a bear for ants.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can see black people from my apartment window, does that count?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A coyote last year bite the shin of a mail an last year in my neighbourhood. they all moved in after covid. Nature is healing

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