Do you have the skills relevant for the post-apocalyptic world?

Do you?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have only eaten canned fish for the past 3 weeks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based, I’ve cut my meals down to just dinner in preparation for fasting when the time comes.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I can rape.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rape is the only skill I need

      lol you people are talentless, anyone can rape. Meanwhile, I can survive on only canned fish.

      • 1 week ago
        packmule mcbumblebitch

        I have leadership skills. Make me king so I can get free shit and shart out luxury food.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rape is the only skill I need

      [...]
      lol you people are talentless, anyone can rape. Meanwhile, I can survive on only canned fish.

      Here is what you need to know in the post-apocalyptic world:

      - how to hunt
      - how to build a shelter
      - how to make fire
      - how to cook
      - how to defend yourself against mutated 15 feet high lions

      Rape is a legal concept, once the law is no more, there is no rape, just sex.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I already have a 2-year supply of canned fish. I don't need to do any of that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >how to hunt

        I already did the math and found a flock of 20 jumbo quails can feed me and 4-5 people with their eggs and meat. You only need 2/3rds of your protein to be from animal meat a day to prevent vegan brain rot. A single quail or about 7 eggs is your entire daily protein need. And it's in the form of cute little birds that are quiet and sweet.

        >how to build a shelter

        Survivalists are now saying you should focus on learning how to bug in not bug out. Your home is more defendable.

        >how to make fire
        - how to cook
        - how to defend yourself against mutated 15 feet high lions

        Frick, you're right, I need to practice for those

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >how to hunt
        scavenging in the early stages is more important, the hunting can come later
        >how to build a shelter
        don't need to build anything, just find something decent and reinforce it. why build a shelter in a world full of nearly free real estate?
        >how to make fire
        easy
        >how to cook
        easy
        >how to defend yourself against mutated 15 feet high lions
        won't happen

    • 1 week ago
      90% of OPs are pedo kikes

      >Yes. I can rape

      That. Plus, don't have a problem with eating vegans and anything not rapeable.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rape is the only skill I need

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am a good shot with a rifle

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    homie I have the skills to build civilization from scratch, I can make machines and electronics. I can build you a fricking washing machine from scratch, it would take my entire life but I could do it. It's just my luck to be born in a time when no one gives a shit about men with skills.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only skill you need to survive in a post-apocalypse is not being a homosexual. Basic survival shit isn't all that hard.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Herbology so while others kill each other over the last drugs I'll know how to cure diseases and treat wounds. I even know how to make soap and a cleaner out of certain plants.

    . Gardening, foraging wild plants.
    Nutritionist so I can keep people healthy. And I have a collection of rare organic heirloom varieties of super food plants. The real super foods are called "nutrition dense".

    All my plants are fast growing disease resistant and drought or cold resistant. They are all small varieties that produce a lot of food too so I don't need a lot of space.

    Then there's small skills like sewing, outdoor cooking from scratch, soap making, crafting. I don't have any fighting skills so my plan for defense is find strong moral people and convince them I'm a shaman witch doctor who can treat any disease. Thus making myself vital for their groups survival.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ... I don't have any fighting skills so my plan for defense is find strong moral people and convince them I'm a shaman witch doctor who can treat any disease. ....

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > I even know how to make soap and a cleaner out of certain plants.
      a "cleaner" huh? so is it a detergent or a surfactant? you don't know?
      wow, i couldn't have guessed
      getting molested in boy scouts and gardening with your mom doesn't make you fricking rick grimes
      also:
      >post apocalypse
      >going for the role of camp plant picker and seamstress
      don't forget to get that bussy installed before it happens too lmao

      god, zoomers are so fricking dumb, why are they so easy to identify too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tho anons right. Foraging is one of the most important but least known skills. Particularly foraging for high calorie staple food plants.
      Pull my hair and frick my bussy, I don't care, at least I'll have food.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can harvest and build, also know pretty much about everything

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Lives rural
    >Owns guns
    >Owns livestock
    >Has big family
    >Knows survival that city frogs dont even have access to the books of
    Yeah I will be fine
    Eurotards are the ones fricked

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have enough livestock to have a diverse gene pool if your supply of new livestock is cut off? Are you growing enough hay, alfalfa, or other grasses to feed them? Is your land big enough for them to roam to find fresh grass? Can you take care of them if the local vet dies or is unreachable?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet, keep it maintained for us, especially the girls.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I learned a lot of shit from my grandparents, who basically homesteaded in Yugoslavia.
      But then everyone basically homesteaded where they were.
      The entire property was useful property. If it could grow plants, it did not grow anything you could not eat. If you could keep animals it was an animal that worked or got eaten.
      Attic snakes were a thing to keep the rats down because the attic was food storage/meat curing.
      The basement was cold storage, and potatoes in winter could be kept outside buried in a pile under a thick layer of dirt. The snow would keep them cold, but the dirt stopped the snow from getting them moist which would cause rot.

      And there's a reason why old woggy homes have fruit trees with white painted on the trunks. It protects the trees from direct sunlight overheating them and it prevents bugs and disease attacking them.
      Limewashing your trees is important.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    Mechanic, carpenter, IT professional, unvaxxed.

    6'3
    180lbs
    7.5x6 uncut

    I'm getting old though. Wife doesn't want more kids and I want as many as possible.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't just have skills, I have a superpower.
    I won't have to worry about the societal collapse because I live near a nuclear power plant and I will be long dead before shift.
    That's my superpower Cap'

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have skills for medium apocalypse. I can get you back to a lathe. But one of you Black folk has to be able to identify ores.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be a barista!

  14. 1 week ago
    Sage

    I've got over 400 hours on project zomboid, I think I'll be fine

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically the only relevant skill would be having a gun/ammo and being willing to kill people indiscriminately.... Nothing else is that useful aside from maybe medical knowledge. Anyone who's not completely fricking moronic can build a house or hunt an animal if you have access to modern tools/weapons.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bro, i've seen the fallout documentary on netflix, i think i know how to use a pepboi

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If the soil isn't fricked up then I can grow things, I grow my own vegetables and fruits, and I'm a fairly good cook.

    If the soil IS fricked up then pic related.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can make heads mist at 800 yards.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty well covered on the shelter fire and shooting. Water isn't a problem here, and only white folk. Do need to get that cardio up from zero. 0nxs cap kek

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'd die in <24hrs and I cannot wait.

  21. 1 week ago
    Aeneas

    I can move quietly in the dark

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can skin a buck I can run a trout line

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in good shape and I don't care if I live or die.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'll be fine. I already have my area picked out with abundant food and water deep in the forests that take days to hike to

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