Reminds me of the MRE spoon story.
https://military.id.me/humor/army-ranger-kills-terrorist-mre-spoon/
Rangers would be unstoppable with a full spatula. Just give the cooks bandoleers for all their utensils.
In the mid 2000's we had a guy roll into our unit that came from the 101st. He said when the cooks jumped on jump day they were required to jump with a pair of tongs or a ladle. They had to do it due to command thinking it was hilarious.
This isn't real...this isn't real...
oh, it's real
Nah man dey aint be fry'n shit on dat pan yo know wat am say' man?
Dey got dat fancy air fry'n n shieeeeettt
No. They're trained in the art of turning everyday things into lethal weapons of war
>lethal weapons of war
Yea, war in my guts and a crime scene in the shitter.
Reminds me of the MRE spoon story.
https://military.id.me/humor/army-ranger-kills-terrorist-mre-spoon/
Rangers would be unstoppable with a full spatula. Just give the cooks bandoleers for all their utensils.
That's bullshit but I believe it.
They get kitchen-grade M4s
what do they shoot
5.56ers and pineapples
After 2 tours of duty the platoon cook gets a .50cal emplacement in the kitchen to keep people from raiding it at night.
They get combat shovels to shovel the goyslop
Take my pies out of the oven!
In the mid 2000's we had a guy roll into our unit that came from the 101st. He said when the cooks jumped on jump day they were required to jump with a pair of tongs or a ladle. They had to do it due to command thinking it was hilarious.
>101st
Sorry ment 82nd
cook hasnt gotten a buf in years
This is going to turn into another "should POGs do RASP" thread
They know CQC, Close Quarters Cooking
With port and starboard attachments
the cook at my cop saw and did not shit than any kid in the infantry today.
>aw and did not shit
11b moment
t. cook
How many Indians do you think you can kill with a spatula? I bet I could drop a few dozen before tiring out.
Yes. They're shaped like miniature entrenching tools.
only gay fat vatnagger lardballs who fuck kids and get blackmailed
He is israeli, no?
idk, I think they are still required to have their rifle nearby,
also might pay not to anger the dude who could food poison everyone at once