Did I permanently screw myself?

> Name was legally changed when I was 2
> Register for selective service
> Somehow register with wrong (old) name
Am I fricked? Can being registered with a different name from my legal name frick up my ability to get a government job or college tuition?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk, but every paper I've filled out for security clearances asks if you've gone by other names, so I think they'd be able to figure it out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They havent found my ano

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're fine. If your name was legally changed, there's proof that you go by both names.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw I never registered because mom told me I was exempt because of receiving autism bux till I was 19
    Never occurred to me to double check that info till I was 28
    Whoops

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m terribly sorry, but what do you mean by “autism bux”? I intend no harm towards autistic individuals.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mammy got me diagnosed with autism and used it to collect a disability check each month

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, at this point it's pretty much a guarantee the government has you on a hit list for this shit. Only reason you're still alive right now is likely due to you being pretty far down their priority list, but make no mistake, the next time you try and walk into a government office expect to be asked to come into a backroom to "clear up some paperwork". There can be only one punishment for a minor paperwork error, death.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you’re joking buddy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

        Anon, at this point it's pretty much a guarantee the government has you on a hit list for this shit. Only reason you're still alive right now is likely due to you being pretty far down their priority list, but make no mistake, the next time you try and walk into a government office expect to be asked to come into a backroom to "clear up some paperwork". There can be only one punishment for a minor paperwork error, death.

        is correct. If you absolutely feel the need to clear this up or have some other reason to visit a federal agency you should cc something and to remember the old wisdom of "winners shoot first."

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sorry but this isn’t even funny. Stop it you hoser

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No fun allowed.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They based your identity off of your social security. You still have the same social security even if you've change names.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I updated my social security but the selective service didn’t change. I’m worried it could screw me over somehow

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can email them any questions you have. Aside from that, changing names will not change your social security. Your actual identity is stuck with your social security and that will not change unless you also legally change your social to something else.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I changed my social but the whole point is my selective service name didn’t change. I don’t know if that’s supposed to happen and there are no precedents I can find

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then contact them and say that you've changed your legal name. They can fix it up if you go through the proper channels.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >have problem with organization
              >call number labeled 'for problems with organization call this number'
              >explain problem
              >they fix problem

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just claim you're a Hasidic israelite and you're free to go.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'mIsn't that for the draft? We're never gonna draft again in this country. And if we do, we better be fighting Russia or China or I'm running away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.sss.gov/register/benefits-and-penalties/

      >If required to register with Selective Service, failure to register is a felony punishable by a fine of up to $250,000 and/or 5 years imprisonment. Also, a person who knowingly counsels, aids, or abets another to fail to comply with the registration requirement is subject to the same penalties.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >join Army at 17 while still in HS
    >ship straight to basic after graduation
    >never think to sign up for selective service
    >get federal loan years later
    >office lady asks if I signed up for selective service
    >oh shit
    >say no but I went straight into Army from HS
    >oh ok anon no problem
    >big sigh of relief

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if your in a position where they'd even give a frick they would be able to figure it out. probably would make getting a clearance more time consuming.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >recruit

    Dont worry mate, youll just be drafted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck with that, scumbag.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are not white and you will not resist when its your turn to get drafted

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're now a felon. Congratulations.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Good on your for already reddit spacing
    >You will eat the bugs

    >You will live in the pod

    >You will die for Israel

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ah yes, the usual. Who is considered "pro white" in your view, dumbass? Don't you dare bring up any middle eastern country or russia. Either ways, you won't do shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He won't die for a government that views him with distain. Neither will I. Deal with it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Libertarians are Black folk, samegay. I'll say it again, you won't do anything when the time comes despite all that bravado. Much like how all the "BOOG"gays never did shit when the floyd riots came through. Also, its "disdain" you ESL homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >distain
        You're not American. Stop pretending to be one.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say I was, dimwit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed, my name is Steven from Ohio Oblast

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >anti white us Government
    I always see this, but show no evidence to this sort of sentiment aside from some schizo ramblings. Usually people that say this are also pro "global south" or pro russian, which is the opposite of being pro white.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just identify as a woman and you'll be good OP. You already legally changed your name, so just go ahead and change your gender as well. The feds wouldn't dare argue with it since they're the ones pushing troonyism anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      listen bud it got changed when i was a infant and you can probably guess why. i’m just worried about paying for uni so please stop being offensive

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you register with your ss# moron

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