Did anyone else get totally scammed into "prepping"? I got all this bullshit that I don't have a chance in hell of ever using.
>cans of food that are already developing rust and sticky residue outside of them.
>a fuck ton of solar energy bling. as if even muslims hiding in caves dont have plenty of electric.
>nasty ass powders that supposedly turns into things when you add water.
>a ton of... vitamins. because in the apocalypse you need a dose of extra vitamin c.
in conclusion, prepping is the biggest psyop of recent times.
No cuz I’m not a retard who makes life decisions based on dumbass fearporn threads on pol
I hoarded $2000 worth of toilet paper in February 2020 and now it's more than doubled with inflation. So it was a good move after all
I use about 1.5 roll of toilet paper a year what the fuck is wrong with everyone's asshole
fast food
I still have the vast majority of it I forgot to add. My bad.
no i get that, i respect the hustle, i just don't get why people use so fucking much.
even my fucking neet diet of mostly fast food hardly results in sloppy shits. if anything it's little bunny poops.
seriously what the fuck is wrong with your assholes? if i ever shit so bad it takes more than 1-2 squares of toilet paper i'll just hop in the shower and hit my ass with some soap. if you're using half a roll to clean up your sloppy shithole then you've got some serious fucking problems.
Don't go looking for the answer as to why some people use so much toilet paper. You may not like what you find.
What’s it like having such an empty, failed life that you take this much pride in the firmness of your shit?
The ideal bottom, always clean and ready for action
What the fuck is wrong.with YOUR asshole, you're caked in shit you fucking hindu
>what is a bidet
You're the one who's caked in shit. You have no right to call yourself a human. No ass gun, no soul, only smell. Yes, it's that simple.
>I use about 1.5 roll of toilet paper a year
Sir that's only enough to last a family of 4 about a single afternoon
A single family of 4 could go through 3-4 rolls, roughly under 1 roll per person a day
is it because you people bundle them up in a big wad? I only ever tear off 2 pieces at a time, and I'll fold them in half. If the first side of the first half isn't enough I have 4 more to go. Often it only takes 1 side of 1 square to get the job done.
you have poop hands
>A single family of 4 could go through 3-4 rolls, roughly under 1 roll per person a day
Do they shart every other hour?
Pets ( fur or their tongues) can do away with toilet paper completely.
I'm not into BDSM, seek some other master.
my grandma shits the toilet 15x a day
she wipes and wipes and wipes
Awful diets and constant eating. Also, women use stupid amounts of toilet paper. They'll use half a roll to wipe a drop of piss.
i hate women so much bros
Fucking tell me about it. I stock up when it’s on sale so I’m not stuck paying full price when I’m out and somehow I’m will always running low.
i agree people go through a lot of it, but i'd say i got through maybe 1 a month, maybe .75 a month.
1 a month? You use 10 sheets a day?
I don't know how much I use... I run out quicker than I think I should, but I also live with a woman.
Clearly you don't live with a woman. They use an obscene amount
Americans dont have (or even know what they are) bidets so it takes them a lot of paper to get that shit out
Disgusting, even the poorest shitholes here have bidets
everyone knows what a fucking bidet is you fucking retard
bidets are an European invention
and Americans hate anything European
they'd rather walk around with residual shit between their buttcheeks
than use a "bidet" that sounds French
I have one but the water was so cold so I put one of those brazillian suicide shower head water heaters on it works great now. had to do some rewiring and a transformer for the correct voltage.
I've seen Amerisharts on here argue that you can't actually get your asshole clean by washing it! They love smearing shit around their assholes with toilet paper and then getting their underwear all browned up from the ensuing anus scratching.
I don’t understand how they work. I just learned you’re supposed to face the wall a few months ago. They make me angry.
> I just learned you’re supposed to face the wall a few months ago
Guess I've been doing it wrong my whole life lol
>average 2 ply roll has 300 squares
>using 1 square per day
Fucking disgusting nagger.
you take one square and poke a hole in it put your finger through.
take a shit.
use finger to wipe shit off asshole then use square to wipe shit off finger.
Marine Corps method.
It's called efficiency.
i drink a lot of alcohol
ah that makes sense. currently i drink alcohol like 3-4 times a year. at points i've drank more and it definitely fucks with the tummy.
Get cases of good booze from Costco. It will be impossible to find in the after-times, and it’s the perfect tribute gift to a warlord or other power broker.
unless the warlord is muslim. then he'll just torch your stash.
>it’s the perfect tribute gift to a warlord or other power broker.
I already own my own distillery.
Please bring me corn mash, sugar and yeast instead.
out of basement touch grass
T. ass trail creator.
I know your method on saving toilet paper and it’s disgusting
My fucking sides
It’s a splatterfest lad
how are those dingle berries going for you?
It's stuck in your head apparently. Learn to shit like a MAN, boy
Bet that beast was a Nut HiFiver. Shit so long it falls forward, slapping dem sacks with a big ol creamy dreamy high-five that Lord Sixx would approve of. Bonus points for the great bean sentinels protecting the mother log. Gutlax/10
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You do realize you are so retarded the best return you could make on 2k was based on toilet paper inflation?
Better than a savings account or an index fund.
Ye idk, I kinda like getting fucked by fees.
You’re really stupid if the best you can think of is a savings account
>buy more of something you are going to use anyway while it’s cheap
>save money on said item for years to come
>?????
>profit
Gotta love non perishables
actually a lot of investors do much worse with mutual funds.
Physical goods are theoretically a good hedge against inflation, the issue is moving them back into liquid.
this. i literally keep no money in savings and buy everything i normally use in the future as fast as i possibly can as soon as i get money becasue it saves money on inflation. i literally just have stacks of shit like toilet paper, shampoo, soap, canned food, batteries, light bulbs, whatever the fuck you normally use around teh house.
Where do you store it? How much time do you spend on storing it?
my house. im not filthy rich so its not a problem since there is always more things i need. i have an entire cabinet full of probably 3 yeras supply of soap now so i stopped buying that. i have 5 spare air filters for my car. anything you can think of that is a real and tangible item that you use especially if it doesnt expire you should stockpile now because inflation is 1,000,000% guaranteed and what else are you going to do with that cash, let some israelite in a bank invest with it to make himself rich? if you want something liquid to convert back to cash rapidly then stack gold and silver. if you need cahs for something, sell the gold nad silver and use the cash to buy whatever you needed. its not rocket science
i have 3 pairs of brand new shoes the same as my current ones. got them on clearance for $5 a pair. im not a nagger wasting money, im just stocking up smart. dont waste your money on nagger shit like video games or delivery food. use your money to buy useful things. a spare pickup truck, one of the old reliable 4 cylinder toyotas is a good thing to have. never know when you need to move shit around nad you can use it as a business to make money or rent it out. you get the idea? if you are filthy rich, you do the same thing but on a bigger scare. you buy large tracts of land, $500,000 machinery like excavators and bulldozers or gold bars. these are all things which will appreciate greatly and become scarce and in high demand when hyperinflation hits. and even if it doesnt in your lifetime, they will still appreciate in value from our moderately high rate of inflation
The TP hoarding during COVID was one of the weirdest most pathetic things I've ever seen. You should just wash your asshole if you're at home.
Pffft you homosexuals don't have a woman to lick your ass clean after every wet dump? You're ngmi.
no i'd rather die if things got to the point of needing a prepper stash
>My cans are rusty
>Solar
You were never going to make it, be thankful nothing happened
So consume the perishable goods and save money for a few months.....this isn't rocket appliances, even PrepHole would tell you to eat the crab meat by this point
It’s an inflation buffer anon. Eat it and save money. You bought it all when things were cheaper.
>even PrepHole would tell you to eat the crab meat by this point
yeah - invite a fren round, to share
>the canned food is going bad
You're supposed to rotate your supplies and eat it normally long before it goes bad
>Oh I don't like canned food, its yucky, I just bought it incase of the apocalypse
>he doesnt rotate his stock
ngmi
>he thinks canned food expires
That shit will still be fine to eat 50 years from now. If you're tired of having it sit around then just start eating it now.
In reality, this thread is a psyop intended to make Americans unprepared for the impending wars.
agree shill thread to discourage prepping for teotwawki, shft, and society collapse. Hell even are retarded government got rid of Civil Defense hahaha,
Canned food only lasts for about 2-3 years.
No, those are the 'best by' windows that manufacturers print on the cans, not the 'edible by'. You probably look at the milk jug date and dump it down the sink if it's one day over too.
>Canned food only lasts for about 2-3 years.
Only a few types of foods go bad in that short of a timeframe. In most cases you won't be able to tell the difference between newly purchased canned food and a can that's been sitting on the shelf STORED IN A COOL AND DRY PLACE for five years. If you're a retard and you keep in a hot garage or attic, yes it's going to deteriorate much more quickly.
this is a total mandela....it "used" to last 8-10 years in the other world
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>The average person uses 1 roll per day
What the fuck
NO
Keep coping, stinky ass.
Holy newfags
You little homosexuals need to lurk for 2 years before posting.
Tell us you're new without telling us you're new.
Lurk 5 years minimum before posting nagger homosexuals.
i've been here for ages but i guess i missed the time where everyone had sopping wet assholes
Bullshit.
Did you fall into a coma for the entirety of 2020? No one who spent even a hour here that year missed that constantly spammed post.
> TRADE OFFER: CORNHOLIO WANTS SOME TEE PEE FOR HIS BUNGHOLIO!!!
to be fair in 2020 I was mostly on some cozy dlive happening stream and didn't spend much time here because everything was such a shitshow
I was mostly doxing antifa-ggots on twitter
You're not fooling anyone. You came after 2020 and found out about PrepHole from Twitter. The average person uses one roll per day.
this.... if y''all ain't laughing yer ass off at this thread, welp see this post... Came for the conspiracies, stayed for the fucking humor found nowhere else.... keep on keeping on poltards... yes myself included....
virgin
>not using at LEAST a roll a day
NGMI
lurk moar
At least 3 rolls
6 on childog Saturday
>the guy who found PrepHole after 2020
how new are you?
you need some kind of surgery on your asshole if you're using an entire roll a day
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS gives me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Apparently McDonald's has "Mambo" Sauce and I've tried it - it's okay.
We call that nagger sauce here in the ghetto
“ Hey boy give me more of that nagger sauce for my burger “
I usually just take a shit and waddle outside with my pants still down around my ankles and rinse my ass off with hose. Works fine.
>because everyone needs it.
when shit hits the fan you dont need tp lol.
in times of crisis tp is a luxury anyway. anyone that stocked up on TP instead of more food/water/ammo is retarded.
> Imagine being a retard newfag that doesn't know it is pasta.
Lurk moar turd nuggets
>all these newfags
Well done friend.
Based bidet users laugh at you asshoke fingerers as you bicker about the state of the shitpaper market.
Why would you prep with things you don't actually like and use? That's like rule 1 of prepping, retard.
the smartest thing I got for prepping was a nintendo switch because if the shtf it would be comfy as hell to play nintendo by candle light
this. canned stuff still expires. you gotta cycle it.
No you fool. If you know how to garden, grocery shop, stock a pantry and cook, you have no need to "prep" your food stores with shit you'll never eat.
Cicero was beheaded - so don't forget self-defense too.
:-I
I literally moved my entire family to the fucking middle of nowhere.
Buying a few trinkets ... That might actually come in handy or at least night be fun to dick around with...as opposed to purposefully moving yourself to one of the places that will be the first to dry up and run out of resources and kill you....should anything significant actually happen...not really comparable in my mind.
The effort and money alone makes me want to weep.
Where could you possibly live that is like this? Alaska is more resource rich than any other state and it is the only place too far from civilization for it to matter that you moved your family there.
not sure if psyop to prevent preppers or genuinely retarded
>prepping is the biggest psyop of recent times
are you fucking retarded
>Rusty cans
I see you have a dank pantry wholly inappropriate for food storage, but that's fine as you bought zero dry goods and just instant everything.
You're suposed to use the perishables and restock them when used up.
So when the jig is up you have a reserve.
Only stuff like rice and flour and other long term things can be left with cycling trough them.
Did people panic buy toilet paper in your country?
No. You can use tree leaves or other methods.
Rice and flour start to go bad after a year. Almost nothing uncanned can last more than a year
freeze your flour to kill bugs, then vacuum seal with O2 absorbers
but if you're stockpiling for longer than a year you should probably have wheat berries and a mill
https://commonsensehome.com/how-to-store-rice/
In your cabinet, maybe. I've been using Jiffy Mix that expired 3 years ago, absolutely nothing wrong with it.
What are you doing? If it’s going bad that fast you have to have it stored in a moldy, damp and warm environment.
If it’s appropriately stored two to three years are always in the cards. Depending on the rice and if you store the grain as a whole you can easily multiply that.
Do you always talk out of your ass?
Whole grains keep better than processed
>He didn't just buy guns, ammo, and a few 50 gallon barrels filled only with dried rice which are buried somewhere on property that only he knows the location of
NGMI.
Never say die!
Picrel keeps me relevant when tshtf. This is just one shelf.
Damn. Looks just like mine. WGMI
Got the 4 essentials: rice, deenz, proteins, and ammo.
And the beans?
Got some dried. Kids not crazy about beans but they’ll change their tune when hungry. Need to get a few cases of beans, dinty moore beef stew, and SPAM just for good form. Will visit walmart soon.
Based, they'll learn, kek.
Also have 1/4 cow in a chest freezer, and a second full freezer of various, as long as power lasts. And extra fuel, can cook on an MSR whisperlite for a month or two if needed.
Based as fuck, I plan to get a refrigerator that runs on gas, with a big tank it can run for years.
>Also have 1/4 cow in a chest freezer, and a second full freezer of various, as long as power lasts
get a fuckin generator
>Also have 1/4 cow in a chest freezer, and a second full freezer of various, as long as power lasts.
>as long as power lasts.
Anon what will be the first to go if apocalypse ever happen ?
Freeze Dried eggs have gotten crazy expensive. Put that rice in some mylar
You'll want to put that freeze that rice for 3 days in a deep freezer and then seal it up to keep from it getting weevil infested. Once you get weevils in one spot they'll spread to everything that's accessible to them.
They don't seem to go after beans but they do infest wheat, oats, barley, flour, corn meal, acorns, and raw peanuts just to name a few.
Nice
that appears to be 4 shelves, anon
;C tfw gf is prego
There's something psychological about believing you are in the end times. It has to do with coping with your mortality. We want the world to end with us, the thought of life going on without you is hard to deal with so we act as if we are the last humans. It's been like this for thousands of years.
Nothing new under the sun. People don't want to acknowledge this. Just 2 more weeks bros, hold on
>oh no i have all this extra toilet paper but i stopped shitting years ago!
ok retard
I used upmost of my hoard a year ago. Now I have to pay the in store prices and it hurts, but at least I got a temporary reprieve.
Buy a can or pack of something every time you go out with the intention of stashing it, it will build up.
Idjit. You never figured out your burn rate. How much money are you prepared to lose to prep for any situation.
Most things you buy to prep are useful in their own right. Like battery banks or flashlights. Some are things you absolutely should have on hand and hope to never use. Like a good first aid kit.
You should really only have to burn perishables.
Every five years I buy a months worth of life boat bars. 200 dollar burn. Although I have found myself eating a few of them.
Canned food? Why burn, just keep a good stock and eat some every now and then.
You also gotta burn cheaply. A forty pound bag of rice is cheap and lasts a year. Bam, tons of food for maybe forty dollars.
Those paper towels you'll use up. And they're cheaper in bulk.
Tea candles are retarded. They tip over easy, they only last a few hours, and they go bad and start to crack up after two years.
And your flashlight is retarded. It's current year, get a fucking sixty dollar Fenix light that lasts longer, is brighter, and is one tenth t he size and weight.
You are supposed to rotate your stock. Like a grocery store.
Wtf canned food should last like 10+ years if kept cool/dry/dark.
We learned what we like and dont like, and restock accordingly. Actually now we've got this thing where we come up with shit to make with the ingredients we have, which is great, because now we're experimenting with all kinds of cheap recipes that generously feed 3 people for like $10-12 tops.
It doesn’t even have to be canned. Here a lot of it is in regular glas. Two to three years is quite usual and than perhaps it’s good to go for double that in most cases.
Buying things you don’t eat is stupid, since way would you store something you dislike/can’t eat anyway.
I‘m not quite sure if it’s trolling or demoralization from these posters who allegedly bought stuff they never eat/don’t like to begin with.
Also try to grow at the bare minimum herbs, peppers, garlic, onions etc to make all the storable food better.
>4 year old cans
>still absolutely fine
You sound like a retard
>I don’t need a stack of goods I rotate through
Well than fine. But that’s easily something to be used within less than three months. Perhaps it’s not the worst idea to have supplies for at least a couple of weeks, but you do you.
I personally eat all of the things I stored and I could last quite some time even, if the shops aren’t open and the grid is down.
U dont need it till you do
Sell that shit for Monero anon! You won't regret it.
I have firearms and earthquake kit with food and water for a couple weeks
Live outside LA tho so not really prepping
I live near The Gulf. I often don't mind Hurricane Season - mostly Hurricanes miss us.
I started hoarding stuff (food, toilet paper, basic personal care...) during the covid scare and then got mocked by my parents when they found out. Never again.
They mocked you for the hundreds ass dildos you bought, but no batteries for them, imbecile.
Seriously? My parents had to ask me if I had any to spare. Kek. Gave them a single roll and told them to cut it in half to make it last longer.
What did you expect buying all your survival gear at Walmart and all made in China , you’re the dumbest israelite nagger homosexual ever.lol
Yes. Got solar panels, power banks, batteries, Baofeng radios, knives, machetes, a Stanley Fubar, crossbows, tons of medical supplies, water, water purification tablets and filters, torches, candles, signal mirrors, compasses, gas masks, hazmat suits, gold and silver coins, all sorts of shit. Bugout bag packed and ready.
get yourself an enfield asap
Don't listen to the other guy.
Instead of getting an Enfield, just get a passport and become Burger.
Become Burger in 60 days or less and you get your first AR-15 and two mags free!
Prepping only means that you buy more of what you already use, but in bulk. If you bought tons of crap you don't use or eat, then yeah - you got scammed.
Oh fuck off. I can't believe prepping is still seen as some madcap tinfoil conspiracy behaviour. There are people alive today who remember hiding in bomb shelters and living off ration books.
We just had a worldwide fake pandemic lockdown for fucks sakes. Natural disasters are happening all the time. Yet tell someone you've got a basement stocked with enough supplies to keep your family safe for 6 months and they'll think you're crazy
I bought a couple of bags of rice and dried beans
If that isn't enough, I'm going to start eating my neighbors
Remember israelites first !
No, I started a prepper store and sold all you dumb goyim your prepper gear. Thanks for the markup, no refunds
>a prepper store
You own costco???
Is that you CP?
thanks nate
RATS !
Rats are plentiful, delicious and a good source of protein.
israelites hat the rat harvester.
>>cans of food that are already developing rust and sticky residue outside of them.
after 2 years?
is that how shit manufacturing is in the US?
Also medical waste can provide emergency calories
The bins behind the hospitals are filled with tumors, and sometimes whole limbs which can easily BBQd
I always keep food and water in my car. I use it all the time.
Prepping to live a few weeks longer then everyone else is like hiding the last loaf of bread on earth so you have something to eat when everyone dies
if you're prepping to live years on supplies you're a retard, or, if that scenario ever occurred that's not a life worth living. having some supplies for a month/couple months/ half a year, fine. that'll get you across any issues that could arise. you should be hunting after a month if not you're fucked anyways. put a grand into some couple year shelf life crap, but i prep ammo, tools, equipment, etc.
You're supposed to regularly use and rotate your inventory
>>cans of food that are already developing rust and sticky residue outside of them.
You're doing it wrong brainlet.
You eat the old shit before it expires and restock.
If his canned food is getting rusty and sticky even at 50 years old he's doing it wrong. Store that shit in a cool dry place and it will last forever.
in the early 90s
there was a scandal here in Poland
some shrewd ass businessman
bought expired surplus Swedish army rations from the 1970s
and sold them
that canned shit was 20+ years old at the time
but still edible and nobody got sick or anything
but when people found out it was that old
the guy was proecuted and stuff
>tl,dr: it all depends
I don't know why people think they need to buy rations or MREs. Just buy normal food that's shelf stable at room temp. You won't care about making "meals" if you ever actually need that shit, you just eat to survive. The less cooking you need to do the better, since cooking ups your energy needs tremendously.
A fair time, perhaps, but most canned food goes bad well before 50 years, regardless of storage condition. To get really long lasting stuff you need to need it to have balanced acidity. Things with tomato just go bad quicker. Soups, obviously with a lot of water content, if they don't develop funky growth, just tend to lose a ton of flavor, and become .. just kind of nasty. If you really want stuff to outlast you, it needs to be dehydrated (preferably freeze dried) then canned.
Still working on food I bought pre-covid. About 5 years old. The Campbells soups are a little iffy at this point. Wolf brand chili still tastes good, though consistency is a bit off. Fruits, corn, beans are still generally good. Vienna sausages got pretty mushy. All this stored in the cool dark.
>Did anyone else get totally scammed into "prepping"?
No, I still have some of the stuff I bought back then and it's good
I'm using it up slowly
>buckwheat
>rice
>toilet paper
>powdered soup
>various canned foods
just keep your shit dry anon, it'll last forever
nigga what shitty cans you bought
they found cans from the 50s and shit was still edible and safe
powders are gay and retarded and so are vitamins, you gotta farm
solar is gay, get a turbine and a column still to produce vodka
I've been prepping since 2008 financial crash. My life didn't change at all during the fake covid bullshit. OP sucks cocks, like usual.
That's why you rotate your stock. Eat the food that is getting older, replacing it with new canned food as you go.
Lol. I only buy things my family will consume. Even a half retarded prepper has food that lasts 20 years plus.
Actually your jidf post has frightened me.... i will get a littke extra.
Pro tip:
Propane can be stored for many years. Propane is a verybuseful fuek for cooking, eating etc.
damn thats an old pic
That's not a scam dumbass. Squirrels prep burying nuts. It's not a crazy concept.
You’re an idiot.
Build a process for rotating out your stored food and buying new before it goes bad.
Iirc a decade or so ago people with a certain amount of prepper supplies or months worth of food, in combinations with a weapon, got put on a watch list? They probably abandoned that at this point because it's pretty trendy.
Correct. They also had Dept. Homeland Security handing out fliers at gunshows, and they went around to businesses selling military surplus and gave them a bulletin with a phone number to call so they could be alerted to 'terrorists'. I threw it directly in the garbage.
You fool. This is how it works. Let’s say you have 20 cans of some food Item. You use one and go to the grocery store and buy what you used. Then you put the new Item in the back. You then use another Item in the front. Go to the store buy a new one and put it in the back. And so on. You don’t let it go to shit sitting away never being used.
If you bought freeze dried prepper food without watching people taste testing it first that weren't being sponsored by it, I don't know what to tell you. I did. Only got the stuff that was well rated.
>cans
Should have done your homework. Most cans if not all these days have a plastic lining.
Most preppers make it a habit to cycle through their stuff and buy more so they don't end up like you have.
No amount of information is gonna make up for a lack of intelligence to use it well.
>scammed into buying band aids
>didn't newd band aids
>scam
kys nagger band aids are for the SUBJUNCTIVE white concept you naggerest niggie
if you think that's bad add up all the money you've spent on insurance in your lifetime and compare it to what it's paid out.
I"m still pissed about mandatory car insurance. and when I was growing up dwi wasn't even a thing.
I was drunk stuck in the median one night coming home from the bar and I thought I was still going along fine on the highway radio blasting but my tires were just spinning in the ditch.
cop walks up beside me I've got the window down, smoking a fag and another beer between my legs
>how's it going sir?
holy shit I freaked the fuck out. look out the window, see I'm not going anywhere fast.
flash a sheepish grin, cover the beer with my shirt.
so he puts the cruiser right up on my rear bumper and pushes me out and gives me an escort home.
>ok have a good night!
Honestly, I'm glad I only really invest in Welding Supplies - Rods (filler metal for TIG and SMAW Electrode Rods), Wire (soon to get for a future MIG/FCAW-G/FCAW-S Welder), a Stick Machine (that I can mod to "Scratch Start TIG") as well as (soon hopefully) a TIG Machine with Argon Gas.
You are prepared, that was the entire point of doing it you fucking idiot. Were you expecting a nuclear bomb or volcano the next Tuesday after you were done?
It shows you how dumb the consumer mindset is. I bought Ferrari why still no gf? I bought the aftershave why no 10/10 looking at me in the street? I bought the prepping gear why still no end of world?
It’s a good skill to work on but you are one dumb fuck for not using any critical thinking skills
>1 post by this ID
Yeah totally who would prepare for disasters? The fine israelites in DC have our best interests in mind.
>I got all this bullshit that I don't have a chance in hell of ever using.
stop eating goyslop you tard.
learn to love beans/rice/tuna/dehydrated vegetables then it wont be a waste will it
>>cans of food that are already developing rust and sticky residue outside of them.
Learn hiw to store your shit.
>>a fuck ton of solar energy bling. as if even muslims hiding in caves dont have plenty of electric.
They get that from solar generators, car batteries rigged up, and fuel generators... just like yours.
ass powders that supposedly turns into things when you add water.
Take up camping.
>>a ton of... vitamins. because in the apocalypse you need a dose of extra vitamin c.
Sodium Iodine tablets would have been better than Vitamin C, the SI helps to protect your thyroid from radiation
I got scammed in belief but not in reality cause I don't have monies :>
The israelite fears the prepper
You didn't prep properly, asshole.
You prep by buying shelf stable items every 2 years and ensuring that you can reasonably use them and refresh the supply every year.
Your prep supply IS YOUR PANTRY. You keep it stocked, plan meals around it, and rotate out old stuff by eating it or using it.
If you're throwing away things, you bought too much shit.
The point of this is to buy items in bulk to save money AND have a 3 month supply of shelf-stable food to fall back on in a potential SHTF situation without greatly altering your regular diet and getting the squirts or constipation.
I buy a 10lb back of beans and rice and 10 pounds of canned shelf-stable chicken along with Hispanice and when I'm ready to rotate it out in 1.5 years, I cook up and freeze a shitload of rice and beans with chicken and Hispanices and eat that for lunch almost every day for 3 months.
Meal prep motherfucker. Save time and money and stop being fat.
That's nice Op.
My SHTF plan was to roam the Tennessee River Valley, destroying all the infrastructure and murdering aid workers, to prevent any effort to rebuild civilization.
Nice PTR.
It's actually a C308 (poorfag here, but it works). I did the wood myself with a stain I make; that's why it looks nice.
What makes you think society is worth keeping?
Have you stepped outside recently?
this is why there wont be another world war. too many unhinged people around and society would be done for good.
nveer complain about what you have
be grateful that you have it
Eat the canned food, i don't believe the rust
Yeah, aluminum doesn't rust. OP is lying homosexual. Canned food doesn't really go bad.
What if the cans are steel?
I've come across these before.
I've still got Dinty Moore from my Y2K prep and they're all still edible. I had a can not too long ago.
prepping is retarded, if you've got cash burning a hole in your pocket, then maybe buying a generator and a maintainence kit isn't a terrilble idea, but some dudes really be out there buying crates of chef boyardee he'll never eat or shouldn't be eating paying 15$ for a single mountain house meal.
Vitamin C degrades over time, you're better off investing in some seeds ideally some sprouts that can produce real greens you can eat fresh full of vitamins and minerals that take like 7 days to turn a teaspoon into a mason jar full of green stuff. Mustard group plants are great.
A few mountain house type meals that last 25 years isn't a terrible idea in the event of a rare event like an earthquake an ice storm a century blizzard etc but if shit goes south for longer than 3 weeks expect 90% of the population to be dead already or the military deploying and handing out MREs. But really just get a couple of organic soups and rotate them, the odds are you're going to enjoy a tin or two of amy's organic soup over the year and get more so they'll never be out of date or by much and it wont break the bank.
You can get some Quinoa and some Mylar bags that shit will last a decade, and up to a year once opened it's relatively cheap too in terms of nutrition and calories in a LTS sense. The only issue is you'll need water and fuel to cook, so you'll want some kind of burning stove and for water you should consider various stages of filtration which can be accomplished for under 100$ with some engineering.
Also chlorine or cheap alcohol to clean stuff. chlorine is like 2$ a gallon so, consider some.
>prepping is retarded
>here's how I prep
Worst post, leaf post.
that's not prepping it's a saturday shopping list.
Propper preppers have basements full of canned goods and hiking gear they'll never find under a pile of dust.
-Bag of mustard seeds
-24 cans of soup
-A solar charging power bank ideally with a flashlight.
-Chlorine
-Quinoa and beans in mylar bags with an oxygen absorber
-A pair of buckets with a spigot a sawyer water filter and a tap filter like a water drop and maybe something to use as a plunger to get good pressure to run the water faster through the system.
-some gallon jugs of water to be changed out periodically for immediate access to water.
-instant coffee.
-Always keeping one 2kg bag of whey protein unopened in rotation.
-A generator is handy in a lot of places anyway. Kind of normal to have them. If you do, then you can basically just raid the fridge and freezer till they're empty, in most cases you wont have to rely on your tins
You're still describing basic prepping. Stop being a fucking retard. There's nothing wrong with prepping, and your weird cope about 'prepping but not really prepping bro' is obnoxious.
you can stack the buckets in each other and put the rest of your prepping goods inside it until SHTF. a Survival bucket, it's not prepping, it's a bucket.
>Propper preppers have basements full of canned goods and hiking gear they'll never find under a pile of dust.
Look homosexual, I don't know where you got this preconceived notion that preppers are all like this, but you have now made three posts describing real prepping. You are in advance, and with the idea that something bad might happen, purchasing a very specific list which you also posted twice. You are prepping. Are you actually fucking retarded, or just trolling. You're a fucking leaf, so it's a tossup.
Actually true the best thing you can do to prepping is having guns, because if society collapses guns are what you need not a ton of cans and toilet paper
i prepped by getting a bidet and more bullets, so far so good
This is a prep. If you can hunt, fish and have some tools, you can sustain yourself and your family so long as your ammo lasts. Can goods are a backup until your hunting skill is off the charts. The first year might not be very successful for hunting and crops. The goods are to fill gaps and prevent starvation.
>in conclusion, prepping is the biggest psyop of recent times.
how? civilizations always have gone through rises and falls, and the falls are ugly. why would one not prep essentially as a form of life insurance?
You get your base and rotate stock. Everything you have is useful now.
You're right though. You shouldn't prep. You'd be dead a week into SHTF.
Why do filthy cretins not just shower after taking a shit?
Disgusting creatures!
My asshole brother had a big old pile of preps
methinks you're doing it wrong. solar is great, and you get your place wired up you can be completely off grid. how is your canned food rusting? prepping is about making sure you can take care of yourself and those you care about. money, food, ammo, water, medical supplies, etc. you don't have to be a complete retard to do it, but uh
Dumb nagger doesn't rotate out supplies. First in, first out. Prep stash should be used as a stock room. Being prepared for unfortunate events is based. Whining because nothing unfortunate has happened yet is not based.
just stock up on TP when that shit is on sale, 20$ for a family pack? how about wait till it's 12.99$, buy two and buy another two when they're on sale again in 6 months, over the year you've cut your poo paper cost in half or less especially if you're an 8-pack pansy buying them for 7$ a shot every month, worse of you have a woman or kids, if you do this should just be good money saving tips.
I done seen it on the telly and on the tubes, even hear when the rona rolled in people were hootin and hollering about how many cans of creamed corn they're stashing and buying shelving units for their idaho potatoes and their bug out bags with the snow shoes and tacticool shit.
I live in Canada and have known weeks without electricity sometimes when its -20c and sometimes in a setting that's rural but not rural enough to have a firepit or justify a generator some where you're the first to suffer and the last to get back up. hell even in the cities it happens
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Canada_ice_storm
I tell you what, after about 24h all the battery banks in the network cabinets died out and only 3g and sometimes 2g emergency bands were temporarily available, for day people couldn't use their cell phones in most of these areas texts may come in or out with several hours of delay, if they did and calls just wouldn't go through even for emergencies. most of it was back up and running in about 5 days maybe a week but still tens of thousands had to wait over 10 days and even worse for some of the far removed folk. City folk ain't got no way to heat their soups and it wasn't cold only about freezing. just enough to fuck with you. Shit was worse in '98 with people mostly relying on cash but the banks were unable to process any withdrawals so they limited them to 20$ on good faith. But generally speaking there aren't these kinds of cataclysmic events in America save for New England that borders Canada. so no that's not prepping it's Canada.
You dont need it, until you need it
That's what retarded prepping looks like. If you put in at least a couple of neurons into thinking how to sustainably prep on your budget you would have plenty of stuff that you consume anyways and doesn't get in the way of your everyday life.
The vast majority of my preps have worked out well. A few lessons learned though:
1) Freeze grains, beans, and flours for 3 days in some type of outer container like a plastic box or ziploc container. You don't want them getting wet from condensate when they come out of the freezer. When the outer container dries off, seal them in mylar with oxygen absorbers in 5 gallon buckets with gamma or screw top lids. This is a very robust storage method.
2) Don't store electronic and electrical devices with disposable batteries inside them. I've had so many messes from shitty alkaline batteries leaking, and lately they all seem lower quality than 20 years ago but Energizer seem the best lately. Avoid Duracell and Rayovac.
3) Rechargeable lithium batteries should be used and recharged every 6 months at a minimum.
4) Condensed milk does not store well. Seems to only last a couple of years at most. Most other canned goods show little sign of deterioration after 10 years.
5) When storing water, don't use a container that's ever held anything other than pure drinking water in it. Used drums that have had pickles or syrup in them are impossible to clean enough to get the taste out. ULINE is a great place to get drums for water storage. Amazon has a lot of good options like Scepter. Lighter containers like Reliance, Igloo, and Coleman camping jugs like you find at Wal Mart are OK for short to medium term storage but they aren't all that tough. Avoid storing water in milk jugs or soda bottles, they're too fragile, So are most bottled water containers. If you feel like you have to use something to clean these besides rinsing them with water, use baking soda. Nothing else. Don't add bleach or preservatives to your water if it was drinkable in the first place. It doesn't go bad though it can dissolve plasticizers from the container it was stored in. It won't grow algae if it's not in the sunlight.
6) Acrylic and silicon sealants, such as caulking and clear silicon, don't last more than about 2 years even in temperature controlled storage. These have expiration dates on them and really aren't good beyond those dates.
7) Don't be fooled by the cute pictures and memes. Never get a cat. I really can't stress this one enough.
>7) Don't be fooled by the cute pictures and memes. Never get a cat. I really can't stress this one enough.
Why not?
Stop it. Never again!
Why no has cat?
Like most apex predators, cat tastes terrible. Even if you water the meat for days, the sour taste still dominates everything.
rolling for this is a psyop and prep now
Digits - 1776. Better prep up.
nothing ever happens chads? we just can't stop being right, I guess...
OP doesn't rotate his stock
FIFO
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All you really need is a good backpacking kit as a bugout, a couple guns, plenty of ammo to cover hunting needs, fishing equipment (mostly bulk line and hooks), and as much food as you care to have. I stock 24hr military rations because they’re handy and I like using them for camping anyway. Freeze dried food lasts a hell of a long time if you want to stock and forget. Also a water filter, but that’s included in the hiking kit
Why didn't you just eat the canned food and replace it. The supermarket isn't selling that shit exclusively to preppers, it's normal food
I bought a ton of canned food and dried stuff like spaghetti and rice at beginning of COVID.
I beat inflation. It's not my fault you bought retarded gimmick products instead of stuff you just normally eat.
(You) have to eat old and buy new
So you were hoarding for a larp and not actually prepping since you clearly did no research or set up a rotation.
>cans of food that are already developing rust and sticky residue outside of them
How long have you been storing them?
Wtf are you doing wrong?
>prepping bad, because I'm an idiot
You failed, just admit it.
I'm starving can I have some
Minimally, everyone should have at least 6 months of food per person in the home and a way to clean water. At minimum. Go fuck yourself, israelite.
>american flag
>doesn't use toilet paper
checks out
I prepared. Here some buckweat, beef, tuna, buckweat flakes, chili.
Be nice everyone he's trying.
I have enough body fat to survive the nuclear winter on minimal rations. Nobody is going to steal my reserves, neither human nor vermin. I win the apocalypse by default. Go prep, little ones. Go hoard canned avocados. You're going to need them. You die without them.
I open to you one secret, if you don't eat, fat don't help, you need 7% of protein ration to convert your fat.
>buying shit
lmao u consider that prepping?
If buying shit is equal to prepping I don't think anyone was tricked in to it. Y'all naggers just buy shit anyway. What's one more thing to waste your money on?
QUICK BUY ALL THE TOILET ROLLS QUICK PANIC SUPER VIRUS
You only need to prep about a month's worth of food and supplies. Any more than that, and you're probably just fucking up anyway. When covid hit, I wonder how many people bought rice and beans but didnt prep any water. I wonder how many people prepped thinks like meat and vegetables but didnt prep any vitamin C. Congratulations, you have a year's worth of food but you're going to get scurvy. I wonder how many people prepped bars of soap. Probably not many.
A good part of my portfolio is invested in soap manufacturers. No matter how dire things are going to get, people will always buy soap.
I save the fat from my bacon and make soap out of it. Smells good
I fell for the prepping meme. Than I got fired for not taking the covid vax during the pandemic and basically just lived as a NEETfor half a year without bennies (thanks trudeau), all I ate was rice and beans, pasta and canned tuna/deenz/salmon. Prepping saved my life unironically, now I've got about 40lb of meat in my fridge/freezer and I eat like a king again
My guy. You were supposed to use them up or give them away to homeless people when the happening is called off. Then restock when the happening starts up again. My bunker only contains 1 week worth of goods now, back then it held 2-3 years worth.
I keep 6 months of stock and use it and cycle it out. I keep a constant stock of 200 canned goods. 10 gallons of water (I have a reverse osmosis purifier). Half a pound of weed (I smoke it up until I'm done with my next grow) which can be traded in a SHTF scenario. 2-4 handles of vodka (good for drinking and wounds). I also make my own jerkies from meat that goes on sale. There's a lot more but I don't feel like.listing it all.
Sounds good. I based the duration of my stock on a full war campaign scenario where I need to outlast either the resistance forces or the occupiers. So when I do pop out there's little aggression going on. I'll update how much I'll stock based on the ukraine-russia war.
this shit is easy to grow, right? i wish i knew how already
It is all about feeling safe and prepared. If you are worried about your future and want those feelings then prepping might be good for you. Just like learning self defense if you are worried around people. You might never use it but it makes you feel safer.
I prepped, but not in the ways YOU expect.
I cased people like you.
Oh and especially the fat ones.
Go on. Stock up for me, piggy.
When SHTF I'm just going to scavenge.
And if you wanna beta test SHTF this winter with me, I'm gonna go try being homeless in LA for a while.
Haha. This idiot FOMO-d into prepping and worst thing is you didn't even do it for you, you did it because you followed the hype. Youre supposed to actually use the shit you prep and cycle it out over time. Prepping isn't a done and over with thing. Fuckin idiot. Kek.
>Youre supposed to actually use the shit you prep and cycle it out over time. Prepping isn't a done and over with thing.
And EVERYONE should be doing this. Your "Store" should essentially be your own basement or storage.
Then after you learn to prep, you should be replacing the food you use with stuff you grow.
When you get good, you will be harvesting a year's worth of food and then storing it/canning it up, and price changes in the supermarkets won't effect you because you won't be shopping.
Yeah, unfortunately amateurs think that just means buying a grand worth of supplies and just storing it away and then also buying their typical groceries every week or month on top of that. These same people will probably get hurt in a SHTF scenario 5 or 10 years from now and go to their first aid kit just to find.out that their gauze and tourniquets have dry rot and break to pieces or crumble to dust.
Prepping to hunker down is fucking retarded. Prep to be mobile.
>Have Go bag with 3 days worth of supplies along with radio, burner phone with anonymous pre-loaded sim, tools, weapons, etc... I can stretch to 5 days if I have to leave immediately.
>Also have a couple cases of vacuum sealed, food, water, tent, medicine, ammo, mini solar generator/battery pack, and a Jerry can full of gas I swap out every month.
>Second option is if I have 30 minutes to prepare. (Drilled and timed it already)
>Cases with extra stuff would keep me fed for up to a month if I stretched it.
If I can't find some prep piggy that hunkered down in a month, I don't deserve to live anyways.
WTSHTF anons are the most insufferable, perhaps even more than stoners and feminists because when the shit never hits the fan there will never be a specific day you can call them out for being retards. they can claim "theres always tomorrow" until they're dead of old age surrounded by unused cans of soup
bullets is the only prep you need
everything else can be taken by force should it come to that
Nah. I don't prep like a retard, I prep like I can go completely off grid at a moments notice and will be fine. That isn't buying a bunch of powder food, but having a well made, easy maintained garden with high yield crops, protein giving livestock (chickens, ducks, small pond of fish), a bunch of medical stuff (antibiotics, topical anti-bacterial cream, basic painkillers, etc).
Here's the thing, I actively use most of my prep stuff currently so I know how to maximize it already.
You guys should grow Jerusalem Artichoke. It's a high yield crops of tubers that can grow in damn near any soil. Gives you the farts though.
>Image grabbed off the internet
>hello Goyim!
>You shouldn't be prepared for anything
>the government will take care of you!
KYS israelite.
Buy the stuff that you will use and use it. Replace it afterwards. It's not that hard.
If you have 2-5 years of freeze dried shit and canned soup then eat it intermittently. Most people only need a few weeks or months of food for emergencies, hurricanes, blizzards, river flooding and other shit that blocks off roads for you or the semitrailer's path to the grocery store.
I still have two huge boxes full of 3m respirator filters cartridges from covid anon, you're not alone
i warned you tards like million times that buying fucking cases of bean cans means they will expire sooner or later and you will fucking have to eat it or throw your money away.. imagine months of eating fucking beans and deenz or the gargantuous amount of them you got 5y ago will expire
>they will expire sooner or later
Yes they will.
When they will expire is debatable though.
Examples:
>buy package of sausages, forget about them. oh shit, what is the date on the package? 7 days ago. Hmm, open package, look fine, take a sniff, smell nice, eat them, tasty, no gastro intestinal problems at all.
>have can of Puritan stew in back of cupboard. oh shit I bought that back in 2020. Date on the can? A year and a half ago. Hmm, can looks fine from outside, open it, sniff, smells fine, looks fine, eat it, slightly extra aluminum taste to it, no diarrhea or anything
Many times the expiry or best before dates on things are arbitrary and just make paranoid people throw good stuff away in order to buy a new one.
Thank you for reading my blog. Good day sir.
Keep it bro, having a 'Plan B' is better than not having it at all.
Economic collapse is imminent, natural disasters happen also the Earth is in the middle a magnetic pole shift with a full reversal expected within 15 years. Shit is going to get worse between now and then.
Dont listen to anons calling you retarded for prepping, its based and very manly.
>in conclusion, prepping is the biggest psyop of recent times.
>Can't plan in advance and buy shitty products
>Not able to demonstrate discernement
>Guilt trip a whole movement because of own failure
>Make a thread about it
The pic is all over reddit you fag
>https://tineye.com/search/e3fd245a6b71ae4ce579327cb681006ba6471702?sort=score&order=desc&page=1
How much of a fag & israelite are you ?
This is like saying fire extinguishers are a psyop because you didn’t get to use it yet kek
I bought the fire extinguisher, why my house not on fire yet?
Thank you preppers for getting my food ready for me when shit hits the fan.
Is that toilet paper? Fucking use it. You have to buy shit and incorporate it into your daily diet. Like rice and beans. Ramen noodles are good for a year. You could keep a case around and use them then replace them when your down a case. Soup is another thing you can store, Then replace what you use and rotate the food FIFO first in first out. Buying weird food and sitting on it is a water of money. Keep a few large 40 gallon Rubbermaid brutes around filled with water. Then put a cheap 20 dollar airbubbler in them to keep them fresh. Rotate them every few weeks. Water is going to be huge and it's the cheapest easiest thing to store. Get solar panels, and remember, things like beans and rice. Not buckets of survival food sludge. Meat keeps for a year maybe longer. Build a place to keep meat cool without power. You can probably do it cheap and again it will help immensely.
I bought land and learnt to grow and harvest my own food, on my solar powered farm. Learned archery/bowhinring. I've sold so much off it at the farmers market since inflation' that I may have to expand my agricultural operations and Hire some people. As for ass wipe, instal a bidet.
Your land deeds will be worthless after shit hits the fan. Why even bother? With no police this whole city is going to be mine.
2 more weeks
You are so fucking retarded that it hurts my eyes to read it.
Let me try to educate you, even if it is probably a lost cause...
You are supposed to have that shit as a BUFFER, not a static stash for years down the road.
You consume from it and at the same time fill it up again. Take from the front and stash new stuff in the back, just like they do in the stores.
I’m going to Taco casa tomorrow. What should I order?
>he bought cans instead of the most kino military rations from around the world
>he didnt keep it in a dark, climate controlled room.
you are dead on the first day.
You did it wrong. You're not supposed to go out and buy a bunch of bullshit. You are supposed acquire the skills necessary to survive a disaster and, if possible, work towards self sufficiency so you aren't so dependent on the system when it fails. Even if you are lucky enough to prep in the right window where your supplies would actually last you and reasonable length of time, without the survival skill set, you're just creating loot drops for roving hordes of naggers