CRASH BANG BOOM

Oh shit motherfucker, Tyrone and his homies have broken into your house to steal your guns and culturally enrich your wife. You reach under your bed to grab your HD gun, the last few digits of your post determine what round it's chambered in. How fucked are you?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rollan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking poetry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >second reply 223
      It's over

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roll

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She gonna be single if they touch her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >99
      Damn son only thing left of him is going to be his boots

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rape him first and let the wife film it.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme a real calibre

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel lucky, punk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitting nogs with the deagle very nice

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >92
        If only Kevin Nash had a 50 then kwab

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/DE5waYL.jpg

          kek

          KWARB

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >01
      That better be in Guage

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some noice revolver

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rolling for ratshot

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roll

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Google tells me I'm getting a necked down .22, so I guess I better just keep firing?

  12. 2 months ago
    Noose

    Luger P08 is so beautiful. I know it's not the best pistol around, but, God damn it, it's gorgeous.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't about the caliber, it is how you use it

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling for .76 caliber

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tihnk youll be fine with 88

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    k98 rollling

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mite b fun

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see if they get past the claymore roomba

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have to call out unit system in your post. I'm going metric, 3 digits.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lesgo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rallin for 22lr

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    huh

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rool

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roll

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely this will go well

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had one of these for HD

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    roll

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fucking based. Son of bitch won't ever know what hit him.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rollin'

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >73
      Fortunately, I keep a BMP under my bed for this exact situation

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t sleep on the comfy fuel tank seats
        ngmi

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it always about morons raping your wife?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Less gay to imagine this meme scenario having nigs rape your wife instead of them raping you

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roll

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I live within noggery range of open air urban ape habitats

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He hasn't heard of the nigs with the power to teleport to random wives across the country
      ngmi

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reaching for my ak74 pattern rifle

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool gun
    Retarded thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if using modern metallurgy and machining you could make an xxxtrat h i c c Luger (or C96) and chamber it in .357

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was going to tell you that you're retarded, but then I thought about how amazing that would be. This is what FN should be working on instead of bringing back the hi power.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Violence will be profound and severe (for them)

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling for .25 auto
    Also just for fun, quads and nukes are legal for home defense.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's the 22 I keep under my pillow?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally off by a tenth of a millimeter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        HEY MOTHERFUCKER YOU STOLE MY MEME FROM THE OTHER THREAD.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like 22mag and wish more stuff was chambered in it.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rollin for big numba

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, let me roll first, gay.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    better not be some fudd shit

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rolling for 9x18

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, better than nothing I guess

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats it im buying a second luger

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will I rape or be raped?

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody expects the African inquisition

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme dat foo oh man droppa

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the cartridge is ejecting

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    checkin em

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