Could Quetzalcoatlus be beaten by a normal human being without ranged weapons??

I feel like if you were to fight it one on one, it'd be very hard for a human being to beat it either bare fisted or with just melee weapons.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, just got to out smart it. Put up some net system so it tangles it ass up, run up and spear its ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frickers can't turn for shit

      just run around to its back and whack it with an ax

      I mean, look at the size of its arms, thats no joke. Getting stomped by it would be like getting stomped by a fricking horse. Thats not even to mention that fricking giant ass sword-for-a-face that it has bigger than your entire body.

      You tire it out, and kill it when its exhausted.

      Humans are one of a very few mammals that can sweat and that ability gives us an advantage.

      I mean, it works in theory, but if it can just, fly away, I feel like it could rest on top of a faraway cliff or something, and it'd just be a hassle to deal with something so mobile.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If it flys away then its a human victory. The big bird can't claim victory for fleeing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Size shouldn't let it stop you, man took down mammoths by outsmarting it and chasing it off cliffs, or chasing it into areas that had large holes so its feet would fall into and break the legs or make it fall.
        Picture putting up large poles like power poles, then having steel wire going to each one. When it comes in it'll hit the wings and other body parts and that alone will put some hurt on it, run up and start spearing it.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frickers can't turn for shit

    just run around to its back and whack it with an ax

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You tire it out, and kill it when its exhausted.

    Humans are one of a very few mammals that can sweat and that ability gives us an advantage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i fail to see how swamp ass helps us to survive

      or having sweaty hands and feet which completely frick your grip

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sweating, is a highly advanced cooling system, other animals need to rest to cool down, we sweat to cool down.
        Also the sweating may also act as a defense mechanism. Anyone who’s ever played shirtless tackle football in the summertime knows how hard it is to catch someone who’s slick and sweaty.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Anyone who’s ever played shirtless tackle football in the summertime knows how hard it is to catch someone who’s slick and sweaty
          Doesn't even take sports or hard work.
          In the worst summers, when I've been gaming on
          my PC all day and can barely keep my glasses on my face when I bend over at the fridge to get a cold drink.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think prehistoric man often just chased animals to death by exhaustion. Not sure if that's possible with anything that flies though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If it's the size of an excavator then it'll work; just keep forcing it to fly away until it's too tired to jump anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Birds (and most archosaurs) have hollow bones which gives them insane endurance, and air cools them internally. I don’t think humans will be able to out tire them considering these guys can fly from continent to continent and most big dinosaurs are assumed to have also been endurance hunters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fly continent to continent
        Not exactly hard to do 68 million years ago

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pangea already split by that point and the distances are still huge by human standards.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same way you fight dragons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Trips of truth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love this movie, don't give a frick what other can think.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was cool when I was 9, then I watched it again a month ago and it ruined me. It was like going on a stroll in a park, no tension, no stakes and no fun
          What a waste of christian bale

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed. Sharpen the blades boys!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it looks cute, I want to give it a hug, it would be defeated via friendship

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If people could hunt all those other prehistoric monsters into extinction then they could do it to that bird too. Someone in the front to distract it and someone in the rear to spear its ass

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the jury still out on these things having feathers or not?
    They don't look like they should be able to fly with those stumpy wings.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bait a pit rimmed with sharp stakes pointing downward, think lobster trap mixed with an upside down tiger pit

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just throw rocks at it and break its stupid flimsy hollow bird bones

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are we sure those are proportioned? Wings look small.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They can unfold

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a giraffe but 1/5 the weight. Any long polearm should work

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >with just melee weapons.
    i got this, i got this!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Quetzalcoatlus is the lanklet of the azhdarchidae. A better question would be how to defeat the unbridled powerhouse that is hatzegopteryx.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine this thing pecking full force

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's zero fricking way it can peck rapidly and for extended periods with that absurd farce of a beak and that narrow a neck/chest

        Even this looks pathetically wimpy

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >melee weapons
    Does the legendary spear of Honda Tadakatsu count?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    e z

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I need this patch more than anyone else.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not more than I do and I already have a brick to go with it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but I had and still have the original brick. It was a broken one from my fire pit.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any hunting rifle that's suitable for deer would do the job if you got a lung shot. Azhdarchids were big, but they weren't all that heavy and their lungs were huge relative to their torso size. I think .30-06 would be great.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That beak is fricking brutal, and it DID routinely chomp up dinosaurs that would frick up a human being, that's why its so big in the first place. A human maybe COULD beat it, but I would consider it quite unlikely

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its still a bird, its probably lighter than it looks. Just gotta break one of those front arms with a solid kick to the thin part at the ankle and it'll leave me alone.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make it featherless?
    Almost like a plucked chicken.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope in the future A.I. will be able to replicate DNA from the apperence of an animal.

    I would love to have this thing around.

    However, I honestly think that would be one of the hardest boss to kill in a melee scenario.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hollow bones
    EZ tier

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ no wonder they went extinct what a water headed homosexual.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bare fisted it kills me
    sword I frick it up n havit for dinner

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Weak for it's size to stay light, and (probably) couldn't take off without a suitable hill or cliff. Humans killed mammoths (the largest land animal of it's time) with spears

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Easily. It looks like it is all head and needs more than two limbs to stay balanced and use that head with leverage.
    This means the entire lower half is a kill shot. You either hit heart, lung, neck artery or take out a limb that makes using its head to stab everyone hard.

    It would be extremely lethal only until it took damage. Humans work in teams. The first guy to take out a limb just made it easy for everyone else to run in and stab.

    Before it was injured it would easily kill anyone within range, but humans would fight it like wolves do and only who was behind it would move in for damage. Everyone in front or to the sides would dance just out of range only moving in briefly.
    As soon as it fell over it would recieve multiple spears.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >one on one
    That's not the human way. You gang up on it with like twenty guys with ropes and javelins.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Humans could get rid of your big birds. Just keep locating its nests and breaking the eggs or killing the young. If it tries to defend its territory, surround in and spear its back. If it flies off, frick it who cares? Pretty quickly the problem will have been dealt with.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you're rocking a sarissa or other absurdly long spear you're completely fricked if one of those were to come at you. Even with the big long spear you're far from guaranteed to win. You would absolutely be on the menu if azhdarchids like that were still flying around today and the world would be a radically different place for us as a species.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That things head looks pretty big, wouldn’t it be kinda top heavy for a bird? Seems kinda fricked up.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >believing the dinosaur lie
    Dinosaurs are for kids, guys. C'mon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, frick you. I'll grant you that the "fandom" is full of pansy-ass redditors, but dinos are still kino nonetheless.
      The loss of megafauna in general is sad, really. God, I wish these absolute units were still alive, just so we could learn all the ways to frick them up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pansy-ass redditors
        don’t forget scalies and zoophiles. I rather take moron “dude-bros” than those gays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pterosaurs were not dinosaurs.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Almost any animal can be beaten with a steel spear.

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    Even skinnies can do it once they have been given steel by Arabs.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These shitters had very fragile hollow bones, just do as one would do with the Soviet Union: "A good kick to the door and the whole thing collapses"
    The "door" in this case being any bone in its body.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Find it's nest (probably on a cliff) and climb higher than it. Then grab your recently aquired collection of large rocks or bricks. Now when it's sleeping push all of them down onto it, crushing it to death.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unfavorable odds if unarmed, EZ PZ with a spear

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hopelessly immobile on the ground
    >only eats fish
    I would no worry about it, or at worst hide under a tree or in a cave

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