Could he have killed the hitmen if he had a 9mm? or was he just a bad shot?

Could he have killed the hitmen if he had a 9mm? or was he just a bad shot?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God literally intervened. He couldn't have killed them even if he had a cannon loaded with grapeshot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by god, you mean the script writer?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you ever actually watch the movie?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the script writer actually exists, anon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry you're an idiot anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              god came down from heaven and stopped the bullets?
              really?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I felt the touch of god

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            XDDD hehe i get what you meant there, m'anon! Updooted!!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Lol that'll show those CHUDS who believe in their imaginary sky-daddy!!!!1!

            Did you, or did you not, pay attention to the numerous overt biblical themes in the film? Did Jules constantly quoting the bible, the case containing Marcellus' soul, the divine intervention, etc all just go over your head?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEWMAN!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to think that was seinfeld but found out it was David arquette's troony brother before he cut his wiener off

      https://i.imgur.com/aZPkpIn.jpeg

      Could he have killed the hitmen if he had a 9mm? or was he just a bad shot?

      He wouldn't have got them with a mac11 if it wasn't in God's plan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dear lord

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >HIV
          lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to think that was seinfeld but found out it was David arquette's troony brother before he cut his wiener off
      [...]
      He wouldn't have got them with a mac11 if it wasn't in God's plan

      I thought it was Seinfeld from the thumbnail.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/aSdvQUn.jpeg

        dear lord

        https://i.imgur.com/i4SiPo0.jpeg

        >HIV
        lol

        If you're into horror he's the guy from bride of chucky that has a scene with goth mommy

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood noguns homosexuals write stuff like this into their shows showing exactly why low capacity weapons aren't good for home/self defense then ask you "why do you need a 30 round magazine clip".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Pulp Fiction, not a TV show. Tarantino got better about it in Inglourious Basterds, though, like that scene where they're busting Hugo Stiglitz out of jail. There's a shootout but it lasts like 3 seconds, about as long as it'd take in IRL.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back when Tarantino didn't make 5-hour movies with monologues long enough to have their own intermissions...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least he's giving up on his pretentious dog shit for his last movie. Sounds like he wants to go ultra violence to cap off the DVD collection he'll be remembered for.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, someone with the same good fricking opinion. Yes. Everything Death Wish and beyond is absolute shit because of that self-masturbatory habit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Back when Tarantino didn't make 5-hour movies with monologues long enough to have their own intermissions...

        I agree with this sentiment in general but Once Upon a Time In Hollywood was fantastic even after prior films being shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fantastically shit, yes, without a semblance of plot or meaning.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Inglorious and Django Unlynched were just gay racial wankfests, but the Sundance cut that he had a meltdown over being released beforehand for Hateful 8 is amazing, and also Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was pretty good on its own merits.

        To OP's question: The bullet is worthless if it doesn't hit the deer. It could be a machine or elephant gun and it wouldn't make a difference if the shot doesn't hit home.
        Actually that guy up the thread talking about a grape shot cannon, then maybe it wouldn't matter if it hit minute of door frame.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't miss
    Jules is so alarmed because he notices that at least some of the bullet holes are literally in a direct path from his torso to the guy's muzzle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But why would God spare a self righteous killer like Jules? But all logic, God would have let Jules be killed there, as that would be a fitting fate for him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Given Jules' change of heart after the fact, perhaps God knows Jules will end up being more useful to Him alive than dead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God likes 'em spicy, read a Chick tract sometime.

        Or the life of St. Paul. Jules basically had his road to Damascus moment.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Or the life of St. Paul. Jules basically had his road to Damascus moment.
          I was just about to post that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He had a plan for him. Later in the movie he has a change of heart and talks down those robbers at the diner.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Jerry Seinfeld so happy about his gun running out of ammo?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah
    he was spraying and praying
    if anything he might've tagged them a couple times but not hit anything important

    this guy got ambushed just they were in the movie
    except he actually got hit with bullets and survived because the attacker mag dumped and missed everything important

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