Post your trusted trail companions here. Tell us about them.
This is the goodest girl. We would always go deep into the woods together and I always felt safe with her. She has a strong protective instinct and was smart enough to listen to my commands and walk off leash no problems.
She loves to chase squirrels and splash around in backwoods creeks.
She always hated when i would climb trees or cliffs; she couldn't stand being more than 10 feet away from me
She's getting old now and just doesn't have the energy to walk miles down the river bank anymore. Now a simple loop around the park and a couple throws of the tennis ball is all she needs.
sorry for blogpost, just breaking my heart to see her slowing down
Good girl, blissfully moronic. Almost slipped on mossy wet rocks and fell off a cliff twice on that run. When out fishing with me tries eating the fish straight off the line.
>ITT Insufferable of leash dog douchbags tout their total lack of self awareness and insufferable sense of entitlement.
If I see your dog offleash in my parks I will punch you in the face and kick your dog. I've already, legally, gotten away with this and the pet owner was actually fined and the cops gave me the option to press charges--which I didn't because the amount of seeth on those morons faces was all the reward I needed. Although I didn't punch his wife--I threw her to the ground several times when she tried to push me or hit me... beating you morons up and kicking your off leash emotion slaves is cathartic.
this guy again, awesome.
let's hear more of your totally not made-up internet schizo larp
you irredeemable c**t.
but seriously, why go on the internet and make up stories like this? i mean just going out and flat out lying is one thing, but to make up such crazy, preposterous bullshit, what do you get out of that?
Stay mad dogfricker. As long as you stay the frick out of my forests you'll be fine. Considering you probably live on the east coast in some big city or crowded suburb your opinion really doesn't matter.
Dogs are illegal on almost every trail I go on so I can do whatever the frick I want to you and just say your dog was offleash and aggressive. Your dog has zero rights and your obsession with animals is disgusting.
You own emotion slaves -- so you're basically a worthless eater.
Keep coping though, it's pretty funny.
The only reason I don't shoot more dogs is that would get me in more trouble in parks than just beating the frick out of you morons.
Cope.. in
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lol, no. no one takes you seriously friendo 🙂 good larp though!
>Dogtard cope
As usual, you morons live in your own little world.
It's funny that several people actually post dogtard hate and you have to believe it's all the same person.
I just spent 10 minutes looking up dog shooting incidents and laughing my ass off.
Fess up, you live in jersey.
okay anon, totally believe you.
keep fighting the good fight, make sure to go into every single thread about dogs and regale them with your dog-busting fanfic. it's completely believable and not at all unhinged schizo bullshit.
anyways, more dog pics. preferably offleash and shitting on that guys lawn (or knotting his gf, which is probably why he has such a funny level of hatred towards dogs)
>I'm incapable of accepting the reality that not everyone fricks dogs like me
Priceless.
>Everyone who has had conflicts with dogtards for off leaching is the same person
Priceless
It's weird how all you reddltard fat chick's use the same cope.
Tell me again why you think you can offleash anywhere you want without consequences. Mocking you is almost as fulfilling as kicking off leash dogs.
Continue with the---nooo you're making it up nooooo one would hurt me or my off leash mutt.
lamo
oh not seething, pretty much everyone ITT is just laughing at you billy. And no, your writing style and obsession with dogs is pretty telling. A while back anon, you came into every thread with dogs with the exact same fanfic bullshit, and left after getting btfo'd.
so that's fine. i mean you are bullshit, but okay, totally believable larp, keep at it troony. Otherwise you'd post some kind of proof; but you won't, just the same old tired homosexual bullshit about that time you beat up some woman and punched a dog to death
>The voices in my head agree with me
indeed
>COPE: OFF THE METERS
priceless, simply pricless.
>chick's
Opinion discarded
>come into thread about dogs
>post weird fanfic animal abuse
>i totally did these things
what's the pathology here anon? i mean, what kind of gratification do you get out of making up these weird stories about shooting dogs and beating random people? Of all the things to make up, why this?
And even more pathetic, why on an anonymous message forum? You can totally can seethe all you want about
>muh heckin dogs
or whatever low tier bait/sarcasm you can come up with, but for serious, what do you get out of all this?
I've always thought red flags were bullshit, but seeing this kind of twisted imagination makes me think maybe there is something to them. sort yourself, out little guy.
>Post PrepHole content on PrepHole
>Cry when people who actually go PrepHole hate on you for offleashing and tell you stories about it.
The seething is priceless. The look on your face when I kicked your dog would be absolutely delicious. I'm not going to your shithole city though--so you'll be fine fatty.
Continue--your delusional cope is epic.
>dogtard makes a thread toxic because they refuse to leash their dogs in public spaces
every time
>your forests
As an American, as soon as you present a threat to me or my dog, that's 4 shots to the knees for you. I would probably even call a rescure for you just because I don't need a dead violent butthole on my conscience at night.
you're better off legally speaking to put those 4 shots in center of mass. otherwise it's a case of:
>you didn't feel your life was actually in danger, therefore manslaughter
(or worse)
same with simply brandishing or firing a warning shot.
lawyers really frick things up.
The fact the troon even brought up legshots proves they can't and wont. Anyone with firearms 101 knows this. There are no warning shots.
And yes. The government uses poison from drops here and yes, it does frick up local native wildlife as well. Sad but true. It also prevents a lot of hunt income because they sell poison in parks like it's an actual solution. So the more people negatively react to poison hitting home, the better. It's a two fold solution. Annoying uncontrolled dogs get the funny wastng symptoms. The fricked thing is I actually like dogs. But rescues are good, invasive species and owners can go on thinking I'm cluster b diagnosed for simply wanting them to remeber that what goes into the dog is thier problem, even if it's not thier fault. Leash it or pay my mate the local vet a stack. I don't care and niether does she.
I'm not a troon, maybe that was someone else.
You can talk about your fancy-pants training but it doesn't matter. Shooting somebody in the knees, to remove their threat status, is not too much of a stretch to someone with a steady hand. I'm not talking about warning shots here.
I said the troon not "you are a"
Training? You mean avoiding a sentance? Shooting to wound in the leg is 1 not non lethel and 2 still illegal to do on purpose in plenty of places. It's CBM or don't bother drawing.Go look up the stupid shit that happens from shooting to wound. Especially on the legal side.
>I didn't comprehend, at all, the post I replied too
as usual, dogtards are morons
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the special education, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your moms fridge, and I have over 300 confirmed twinkies eaten in one sitting. I am trained in gorilla memeing and I'm the top pussy in the entire US mall security forces. You are nothing to me but just another guy. I will wipe my ass with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of transsexual lovers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kiss you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare lips. Not only am I extensively trained in internet badassery, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Janitorial Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my miserable ass off the face of the toilet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over my own drawers and may even drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
You're one of those losers they'll end up finding half-rotten on a couch with a self inflicted gunshot wound through the roof of the mouth. I don't even know you guy, yet I somehow feel sorry for you. Living in delusion and bigboying on the internet can only take you so far, seek help.
>Projection
All that effort you put into such a pathetic and over used reddlt cope and all it did was make me imagine you as a seething fat chick who lives in a mega city.
No buddy, I'm on the 2nd photo of this thread. Haven't been to a mega city in a good year now. I wander the woods and mountains for mushrooms and berries and herbs and fossils. Never visited reddit either, but funny you'd know how reddits would speak. I may be wrong, you may not have a nice day, that would probably take more balls than to pretend to be a big bad boy kicking dogs left and right on the secret club PrepHoles. You're still pathetic, someone that say the things you splat here is definitely the outcast. Not by choice, but because nobody likes you. Take care of yourself, if you're in the US and kick a fat chick from a mega city's dog, she may be packing and put a hole through your pale narrow chest.
Imagine seething this hard, just put your dog on a leash like everyone else does homosexual
>seek help
If I beat you unconcious and leave you there you'll have a hell of a time pressing charges
Lmao based. Dog culture in America is moronicly overrated
inb4 anon gets mauled and shot for assaulting hikers
Solutions are cheap. I'll repost my other reply.
Pro tip carry poisoned treats. The dogs that are out of reach will be solved and you scare off humans and dogs for a long time because day ruined and nature avenged. At least for a while. It's basic and simple to rat poison soak a few treats. Don't even have to be there just drop them on a non dirt part of the trail. The sooner humans and the little frickheads they bring learn that they are not wanted, the better things become. Do your part.
>avenges nature by leaving poisoned fricking treats in a forest
anon, on the offchance you're not a shit for brains larper, you are a shit for brains sociopath.
please use that very poor, very limited brain to think about how horrible of an idea this actually is, and why you shouldn't do it.
just get used to dogs babycakes, they belong with man when he's outdoors. you are the problem, not them.
sorry snowflake, but it's the truth.
You're a dumb Black person
His name is Boo. I just feed him freeze dried stuff. carrots, lettuce mix.
Love those little jackasses, sadly short and fragile lifespan that ends up fricking you up often
Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the EYES!
how do you take your dogs out in winter without them shivering from rain?
Anything that's not a native to cold climate probably shouldn't be taken on long trips. Labradors aren't made to withstand snow ice and freezing rain.
>Labradors aren't made for snow, ice, & freezing rain
Bro they literally originated in Labrador, Newfoundland to swim in subfreezing temps and fetch the lobster traps
I have no pet. 🙁
these two idiots (dogs, not kid).
husky/shep mix: mischievous as heck, loves going on hikes, exploring, and murdering rabbits that trespass on our land
lab/weim/golden mix: autistic fricking spaz, but has the sweetest disposition i've ever seen in a dog
My trusty bird dog
labs are great, aren't they?
They sure are. My favorite breed hands down.
What is the best way to bring up and train a dog for PrepHole related activities (and in general)? Is/was there some dog training general or resource pool? I didn't find any in the catalog.
i think the first step is learning to identify the differences between cats and dogs.
🙂
>get dog
>take it outside
It's that simple. Obviously some breeds are more suitable than others. A greyhound wouldn't be a fun hiking companion, he'll bolt around for ten minutes with his legs doing 10,000 rpm and then you'll have to carry him
can also strongly recommend against any kind of husky / husky mix.
they love turning everything into a god damn game.
>bolts outside during rain storm
>proceeds to run around all creation
>stops and lies down just long enough for you to get close
>runs off, then lies down again
the endless cycle.
labs or spaniels are the best outdoors dog imo. good endurance, easy going nature, eager to please. german shepherds are good too, but you'd have to account for temperament and the reaction to and of strangers. no one sees a goofy happy lab and fears they're going to get attacked. (other than that shitskin muslim c**t in these threads who larps about shooting dogs)
Labs are all round good dogs, nothing exceptional but nothing seriously bad
Spaniels are great but they take to any body of water like a tramp on chips
You will never see a dry spaniel. I did a multi-day with a mate who had a spaniel and every night we dried him off with his towel, then he had to piss just before bed, and came back soaking wet. 2 men and a perpetually wet dog in a small tent wasn't fun.
i dunno anon, my old lab (RIP tuxy boy, you're missed) was completely obsessed with water.
kiddy pools, he'd tear to shreds trying to dig out the bottom and gnaw on the rim
hoses/faucets he'd attack the stream of water coming out
ponds/lakes he'd swim to the point of seizure/exhaustion. (nearly drowned once or twice as it were)
>Obviously some breeds are more suitable than others
As a Corgi owner, can confirm.
My loaf of bread can do two miles, then will take a nap right then and there.
Just teach them basic obedience, recall obviously being the most important. Your dog should be able to hike with you off leash and come when called 100% of the time. Don't be afraid of integrating an e-collar into your training, just don't throw it on and zap the shit out of the dog until you have a solid grasp of how they work and the problems that can arise with improper usage. There are plenty of trainers on youtube you can learn from. The ones who train sport dogs or work with problem pets are usually the best. Disregard the "purely positive" and "force free" morons.
Great post. She is delightful.
Yep, it's part of life man.
I remember my dog sitting on my knee at 12-13 years old and thinking "One of these days it'll be the last time this happens" and indeed, it was the last time that time. They put her down when her heart was getting weak, she was the final "family dog" from when my parents were together, got her when I was 16.
Now I miss her.
I'll never forget thouygh. I tripped on the stairs and went for a big old tumble, landing flat on my back. She was in the doorway of the kitchen just looking at me, full eye contact. I sputtered "D-doll..." to her and gestured to come (to make my teenage self feel better honestly), but she just sat there looking at me. Staring into my eyes like she was telling me something that I never understood. Probably, "Don't fall down the stairs, moron"
Can't post my dog since he's not to be trusted
What are the chances the dog hating larper is the same moron on PrepHole
Training commands with positive reinforcement is best of course. I'm not suggesting putting an e-collar on your dog and zapping it until it comes to you out of confusion and anxiety. Quality modern e-collars have precisely adjustable stim levels, usually something like 0 - 100, with most dogs starting to notice the sensation around 5 - 10. This means you can use very low levels just to get their attention, like reaching out and touching them, and high levels when all else fails and they're about to run into traffic or something.
It's possible to get near perfect recall with positive reinforcement only, but an e-collar is the only way to be sure you are always in control of your off leash dog.
I got the Maxine one little chonk for Christmas from my wife, haven't had a chance to use it yet.
>pic related
I've wanted a big dog for a while, I'm finally in a position where I can get one now. What breeds do people recommend? I was thinking either a Lab, Husky or Gshep. Huskies seem to eat the least food but I'm not sure about the autism. What breeds make good hiking buddies?
Lab is a solid choice. Maybe a Golden Retriever. Don't even think about getting a Husky or GS as a first time dog owner unless you are very disciplined and are ready to go full autist mode on learning everything you can about training BEFORE you get the dog.
And definitely don’t get a husky/gsd mix.
Heh I just got a half lab, one fourth GS, and one forth husky puppy a couple of months ago. So far he's doing perfect as a watchdog on my farm. Very hyper though
Goldies seem to have the least amount of genetic diseases compared to the other colours. I'll consider it! Better advice than the "just get a pitbull" I got from another internet forum.
Squirrel I befriended on my last hot tent excursion. Named him William, he'd even perch on my shoulder on occasion. Was nice to have company, hope the little guy is doing well now
Be careful.
>Squirrels are known to carry numerous diseases, though only a few are dangerous to humans. Some of the more common include lyme disease, leptospirosis, salmonellosis, tularemia, rabies, typhus, plague, and ringworm. Such diseases are transmitted through bites or other forms of direct contact with infected squirrels.
>All these unleashed dogs ITT
>All these dogs that deserved to be shot.
go frick a bacha bazi or a goat mudslime
>mommy never hugged me because she was too busy wrestling with the HVAC guy
Based.
>Dogfricker creates another fictional construct to justify fricking dogs
many such cases
>anyone who calls me out for being a keyboard warrior edgelord gaytron must be into beastiality
Nice projection, Cletus
>keyboard warrior
>edgelord
>gaytron
Ok boomer. We get it, will recycle the same facebook burns endlessly because you're totally unoriginal and your favorite argument is NO YOU!
I expect more boomerisms from you even though you live in the midwest and haven't been in a national forest ever.
>Cleetus
Yeah, my dad loved dukes of hazard too, boomer.
fr fr no cap, you straight gen a with that energy, totally not bussin