Unfortunately in the modern age you have to cope with the fact that you don’t ‘conquer’ anymore. You can’t take anything. Not even a little souvenir gun or two.
>at least I'm not in a combat zone >at least I'm in the rear areas >at least I'm not on the frontlines >at least I'm not in the trenches >at least I'm not part of the assault force >at least I'm not part of the first wave >at least I'm not part of the recon team >as soon as I finish this mission I get rotated off
Accept that you are a dead man already, just that you have a couple of important things to do before you die. i.e. do the needful and remove some vodka first. If you are alive at the end of it all, that's an unexpected bonus.
>Valhalla
raping and pillaging
What’s the cope you keep telling yourself to justify continuing your pathetic existence for one more day?
Deus ex machina.
>Deus ex machina
Great movie never seen it
Unfortunately in the modern age you have to cope with the fact that you don’t ‘conquer’ anymore. You can’t take anything. Not even a little souvenir gun or two.
If I'm ever drafted my drill sergeant is getting the Pyle treatment
confidence and determination
God is on our side.
every time someone says "Allah wills it" a caliphate collapses somewhere
God hates america
See, I'm just siding with God.
DEATH TO AMERICA
DEATH TO AMERICANS
>at least I'm not in a combat zone
>at least I'm in the rear areas
>at least I'm not on the frontlines
>at least I'm not in the trenches
>at least I'm not part of the assault force
>at least I'm not part of the first wave
>at least I'm not part of the recon team
>as soon as I finish this mission I get rotated off
Not worrying about what you cant control
thats funny because literally ONLY thing I worry about is figuring out how to influence something you can't control
>he assumes cope is needed
Not being a pussy.
humor
>why don't you drive??
getting shot is probably way better than wasting away from cancer or something?
For the glory.
Accept that you are a dead man already, just that you have a couple of important things to do before you die. i.e. do the needful and remove some vodka first. If you are alive at the end of it all, that's an unexpected bonus.