ANOTHER DESTROYED GAVLLIC SIEGE TOWER NEAR THE RHINE.
BARBARIANS ROLLED SLOVVLY VP TO THE GATE AND VVERE DESTROYED BY JAVELIN AND PILVM.
VVHY DO GERMANIC SIEGE VVEAPONS ALVVAYS EXPLODE WHEN THEY ARE DESTROYED?
MOSIACS SHOVV OVER 200 SUCH TOWERS DESTROYED IN GAVL NEAR THE RHINE RIVER.
nothing ever happens
One fortnight from hence, thou shalt see
fallus in rectum, the eyebrow is amongst gods
JULIUS!
ANTONIUS!
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PILA???
>not PILAE
Ave Imperator Simia, Yevgenus Victorus Prigosus was a mere germanic ancillary, not worthy of bearing your conquests. His fatal fall from being carried away by a big bird is extremely convenient, truly the bird was sent by the gods.
By posting in this thread you denounce Druidism and human sacrifice.
>when you realize the israelites killed more Romans in just one of their wars than the Germans or even Parthians managed in several centuries.
IDK bros, their God seems pretty powerful. They certainly seem committed. This tent maker dude Paul has been talking to me about how their God sent his son, who is also somehow the Logos, down to attone for man's sins and to open the way for mystical union with God. I mean, I don't understand it, but it sounds cool. He talks about "living in the fullness of God," dying to his own flesh, and a new sort of freedom from desire, instinct, and circumstance.
This Christ guy sounds pretty cool. Not violent and cruel, "I demand mercy not sacrifice."
I might go back. And apparently you don't even need your tip snipped any more.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
SPQR, OPEN UP!
ROMANI ITE DOMUM
*releases a burning pig*
Mmmm roast piggies>>>>>>>>
Oh, bros...
>You threaten with fire that burns for a short time and is soon quenched. You don’t know about the fire of the coming judgment and eternal punishment that awaits the wicked. But why are you waiting? Come, do what you will.”
>Immediately they began to pile the wood around him. They were going to nail him to the stake as well, but Polycarp said, “Leave me the way I am. He who gives me power to endure the fire will help me to remain in the flames without moving, even without being secured by nails.”
>As the flames were kindled he said: Lord God Almighty, Father of your beloved and blessed Child, Jesus Christ, through whom we have received full knowledge of you, the God of angels and powers and of all creation, and of the whole family of the righteous, who live before you
>I bless you for considering me worthy of this day and hour—of sharing with the martyrs in the cup of your Christ, so as to share in resurrection to everlasting life of soul and body in the Holy Spirit. May I be received among them into your presence today as a rich and acceptable sacrifice.
Anon, it has come to ovr attention that yov've been posting extremist content on the tovvn forvm. In accordance vvith the vermillion vexilloid lavvs, vve are here to confiscate yovr gladii
I'l give you the touch of Muatra you N'wha fetchers!
It is most unfortunate that Anonus of the homosexualii tribe chose to resist and as a result he perished from a self-inflicted balistae bolt. It is indeed puzzling, how was he capable of such feat. Nevertheless it is deeply saddening and no questions should be asked any further.
Tacital As Fvck
Sandals and socks. Those must bei some of the News Germanic recruits
VVEN DID THE LEGIONS BECOME SO CVCKED AND FILLED VVITH DIVERSITY HIRES??? BACK IN MY DAY VVE VSED TO VVIN VVARS BEFORE THE IBERIANS AND DACIANS USED THE LEGION AS VVELFARE
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-HASTATI QUINTUS MAXIMUS
SPQR GALERII CXXXIX-CXL
"SEMPER FIDELIS"
Yeah, what
said
Show your vexillum, memesodomite.
Isn't this a screenshot of Medieval II and not Rome?
paid misinformant from across the indus
you claim that there are mosiacs of this but what you show is a fresco
LSL btfo
Pompey Magnvs reportedly slain after a failed river crossing by his Gaulo-Celetic foederati, check the teleograms.
This is HUGE.
The Seniors are out in the Forum once more, celebrating their festival of trade. Whenever I embark on a journey across their circus, my comments regarding their used gladii not being worth exactly six sestertii are met with "It was granted to me by Mars himself", "It was granted to me by Mars himself", "It was granted to me by Mars himself, you son of a Gaul." Surely it is a jest.
For more information that the Gvals and Celts are trying to cover vp, check Intelligentia Gloria SPQR on the town forvm
Gratias tibi ago
I acknowledge your attempt, son of distant Cathay. Everyone knows that Gauls and Celts were subjugated a long time ago and thus they are trustworthy subjects of Rome. I know three Gauls myself. You may sow your discord elsewhere.
i hereby call on consvl ioseph to cease the senseless trade of pila to the hvnnic tribes, pilas that would be much better spent on roman roads
- scribbled in the temple latrine
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
THE ANVS IS PVCKERING
VERCINGETORIX BTFO
CCL DEAD GAVLS
THIS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MILLER'S GVILD, TRVE ROMAN BREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS
>mt. De Bussy
>turning a one-time funny joke into a recurring thing
THREE
PVNIC
WARS
yeah i also watch dovahatty.
>dovahatty
His Israel video has gained newfound relevance
>the romans still haven't taken the Indomitable Village