>Come from a dystopian shithole. >Fall for propaganda claiming to spread democracy

>Come from a dystopian shithole
>Fall for propaganda claiming to spread democracy
>corrupt incompetent leadership
>Under supported
>Miss-treated by leadership
>Sent on near suicidal missions to secure nebulous objectives
>Sent on worthless missions to raise flags
>Lack logistics expertise
>Lack adequate fire support
>Fails to complete major orders and objectives against foes who fight back (Malevolent Creek)

Are these guys just the VDV in space?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Under supported
    I would say that having an entire FTL starship at your immediate disposal with rapid response fighters, shipboard weapons, and near instant equipment drops is as supported as any individual war fighter has ever been.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also that armor from the cutting edge pack that says it's the product of ten years and billions of super credits worth of research.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And it's the most useless shit in the game lmao.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It won't be once the IllumiBlack folk show up.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Helldivers are actually forward observers.
    The real combat power is the Destroyer, which, despite what they tell you, is not at your (the Helldiver's) command, but rather the Democracy Officer. The Helldivers are literally kept frozen and used as biological spotter drones that can fight.

    They're supplied well, but treated as a resource, albeit a somewhat expensive one. Their objectives are also pretty clear- Launch ICBM, Evacuate ViP, collect resources, kill specific things, destroy command bunkers/CnC, etc.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love how unapologetic, over-the-top cheesy of this game.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are we talking about a scifi army or the U.S Army?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The comparison goes even further
    >expendable meat sacks being used as spotters to direct overwhelming firepower
    >advanced fighters delivering unguided munitions at the hard deck
    >massive artillery barrages that hit everything except the target

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      artillery barrages that hit everything except the target

      Then wipes your squad!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Come from a dystopian shithole
    You mean the surburbia where everyone gets a home, with a yard to enjoy with their nuclear family? Yeah that must suck.
    >Fall for propaganda claiming to spread democracy
    Why else would the flag have to be raised, traitor?
    >corrupt incompetent leadership
    The objectives of each mission and major order are clear and yield results when achieved. You are free to run your mission as you see fit with whatever weaponry you may desire.
    >Under supported
    Each helldiver has orbital artillery, air support, and supply drops at their disposal, at very short intervals.
    >Miss-treated by leadership
    You are allowed 2.6 seconds per mission to enjoy the scenery, numerous stim packs that cure literally everything, and a nice wardrobe (items allowance subject to medal acquisition).
    >Sent on near suicidal missions to secure nebulous objectives
    The objectives could not be more clear, helldiver.
    >Sent on worthless missions to raise flags
    Democracy must be spread.
    >Lack logistics expertise
    You pick your logistics, helldiver.
    >Lack adequate fire support
    You cannot be serious.
    >Fails to complete major orders and objectives against foes who fight back (Malevolent Creek)
    We need to carve more footholds in the long climb to liberty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Come from a dystopian shithole
        You mean the surburbia where everyone gets a home, with a yard to enjoy with their nuclear family? Yeah that must suck.
        >Fall for propaganda claiming to spread democracy
        Why else would the flag have to be raised, traitor?
        >corrupt incompetent leadership
        The objectives of each mission and major order are clear and yield results when achieved. You are free to run your mission as you see fit with whatever weaponry you may desire.
        >Under supported
        Each helldiver has orbital artillery, air support, and supply drops at their disposal, at very short intervals.
        >Miss-treated by leadership
        You are allowed 2.6 seconds per mission to enjoy the scenery, numerous stim packs that cure literally everything, and a nice wardrobe (items allowance subject to medal acquisition).
        >Sent on near suicidal missions to secure nebulous objectives
        The objectives could not be more clear, helldiver.
        >Sent on worthless missions to raise flags
        Democracy must be spread.
        >Lack logistics expertise
        You pick your logistics, helldiver.
        >Lack adequate fire support
        You cannot be serious.
        >Fails to complete major orders and objectives against foes who fight back (Malevolent Creek)
        We need to carve more footholds in the long climb to liberty.

        You do realize Super Earth are the bad guys right? So again VDV in space.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Super Earth good
          Russia bad
          end of story.
          /thread

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Super Earth good

            I said Super Earth are the bad guys though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Basest man in this thread.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This better not awaken anything in me.

              **glances down**

              Frick you, /k

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Frick you, /k
                Don't worry Anon; it's only a chestburster.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, they sus but literally the other options are violent space bugs and genocidal robots, so you pick, moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >genocidal robots

            If you listen to the illegal broadcast it says the robots only want peace, and mean Super Earth no harm. They are only fighing because Super Earth destroyed their home world.

            Super Earth are the bad guys. So please Wake up! Your democracy officer lied to you!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Make no attempts to integrate into humanity, not even by accepting to fight the bugs in exchange for a ceasefire
              >"We just want peace!!!!"
              no, moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes, the machines that adorn their bases, heavy infantry, and sacrificial altars with flayed and dismembered human bodies just want peace

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Purely economic factors, surely.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What economy? They're socialist

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Bullshit, the robots are non sentient and thus incapable of even conceiving of an idea such as peace, stop spreading misinformation

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nice try, roboBlack person.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Gay

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >unironically falling for socialist propaganda
              Black person, the chainsaw bots have human skulls adorned on their spikes, their bases have cages filled with the shredded remains of humans, both SEAF and civilian, and if if you listen to what the bots in game are saying they tell you that "Super Earth will burn". You are, hopefully ironically, being a useful idiot for fictional killer robots.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I would not trust bot propaganda. They say that, but the bots are massacring and force-borging citizens.

              Do you believe all the conflicting and obviously false propaganda that you hear from the nations of normal Earth?

              The terminids are at least only animals. The illuminate are also evil, they also do similar lying propaganda and then betray their promises.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Both of wich are problems that originate with Super Earth funny enough.

            >Come from a dystopian shithole
            You mean the surburbia where everyone gets a home, with a yard to enjoy with their nuclear family? Yeah that must suck.
            >Fall for propaganda claiming to spread democracy
            Why else would the flag have to be raised, traitor?
            >corrupt incompetent leadership
            The objectives of each mission and major order are clear and yield results when achieved. You are free to run your mission as you see fit with whatever weaponry you may desire.
            >Under supported
            Each helldiver has orbital artillery, air support, and supply drops at their disposal, at very short intervals.
            >Miss-treated by leadership
            You are allowed 2.6 seconds per mission to enjoy the scenery, numerous stim packs that cure literally everything, and a nice wardrobe (items allowance subject to medal acquisition).
            >Sent on near suicidal missions to secure nebulous objectives
            The objectives could not be more clear, helldiver.
            >Sent on worthless missions to raise flags
            Democracy must be spread.
            >Lack logistics expertise
            You pick your logistics, helldiver.
            >Lack adequate fire support
            You cannot be serious.
            >Fails to complete major orders and objectives against foes who fight back (Malevolent Creek)
            We need to carve more footholds in the long climb to liberty.

            Shut your slop filled mouth that game got soul even if it's still unfinished.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I meant this guy

              Based.

              instead of this

              >Come from a dystopian shithole
              You mean the surburbia where everyone gets a home, with a yard to enjoy with their nuclear family? Yeah that must suck.
              >Fall for propaganda claiming to spread democracy
              Why else would the flag have to be raised, traitor?
              >corrupt incompetent leadership
              The objectives of each mission and major order are clear and yield results when achieved. You are free to run your mission as you see fit with whatever weaponry you may desire.
              >Under supported
              Each helldiver has orbital artillery, air support, and supply drops at their disposal, at very short intervals.
              >Miss-treated by leadership
              You are allowed 2.6 seconds per mission to enjoy the scenery, numerous stim packs that cure literally everything, and a nice wardrobe (items allowance subject to medal acquisition).
              >Sent on near suicidal missions to secure nebulous objectives
              The objectives could not be more clear, helldiver.
              >Sent on worthless missions to raise flags
              Democracy must be spread.
              >Lack logistics expertise
              You pick your logistics, helldiver.
              >Lack adequate fire support
              You cannot be serious.
              >Fails to complete major orders and objectives against foes who fight back (Malevolent Creek)
              We need to carve more footholds in the long climb to liberty.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You do realize that you have wiener in your anus right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As opposed to the bots programmed to kill everything they spot or the literal underground insects that feed on humans?

          https://i.imgur.com/D8mFLoK.jpeg

          >genocidal robots

          If you listen to the illegal broadcast it says the robots only want peace, and mean Super Earth no harm. They are only fighing because Super Earth destroyed their home world.

          Super Earth are the bad guys. So please Wake up! Your democracy officer lied to you!

          Is this why theh keep saying super earth will burn as they chase you around with hand chainsaws

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You do realize Super Earth are the bad guys right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You mean the surburbia where everyone gets a home, with a yard to enjoy with their nuclear family? Yeah that must suck.
      Do you actually think that's how most humans live?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Wow I'm do heckin smart! I have media litaracy look! Did you know the comically evil regime is actually evil?

        I bet you're the kind of guy that when asked about having any metals at the airport starts listing off the ones present in your blood.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you actually think that's how most humans live?
        have you ever seen footage that proves otherwise? (seditious propaganda doesn't count)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wasnt Super Earth in Helldivers 1 pretty cramped and crowded sci fi industrial zone urban warfare hell

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The abandoned buildings in every mission map that are functionally work camps that force even 12 year olds to work doing manual labor.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Good, they need to build character at the Freedom Camps.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Would "accidentally" tk at extraction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That you for setting thr record straight, Political Officer

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that game a literal Starship Troopers ripoff?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't that game a literal Starship Troopers ripoff?

      Thats the best part this game is better than the IP its imitating!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Starship Troopers is pretty sweet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ST:E says otherwise

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's because it's developed by the same guys who made Squad. A proper vidya adaptation (from the book, not the movie) wouldn't work with their playstyle because players would be kilometers apart, slinging nukes, instead of doing squad-based horde shooter shit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              so like Helldivers?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anti democratic rhetoric, I've already contacted my democracy officer

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay to embrace absurdity in video games made for fun.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >depeltion
      official?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Moscow is wasteland
      >so is the UK
      >Mongolia persists
      the only flaw I can see is Israel remaining

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Specifically glassed Alberta
      Can't catch a fricking break.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Rome intact
      >UK dead
      Suck it Anglos hahhahahahahahha

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just wonder what Roma's up to!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why this shit is so popular I watched my brother play it and it seemed so boring, everything seem so slow paced for an fps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you have adhd and your brother don't?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >entire AAA landscape (particularly shooters) have been gradually getting worse stale rehashes garbage for a decade now
      >something comes along that's actually fun with an interesting concept, fleshed out gameplay loop with actual enemy variety, and minimal monetization
      wow who would've fricking thought it would get popular

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >watching someone play something is less engaging than playing it
      Holy shit dude my almonds are so fricking activated right now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting take on the ever-popular co-op horde shooter genre with a fun and compelling presentation, good enemy design and a focus on CAS and relatively realistic weapon mechanics giving it a pretty unique flavour in the genre. One of relatively few entries that doesn't just feel like it's building atop Left 4 Dead. The community driven meta-game aspect is also absolute genius for continued engagement. The monetisation model is also refreshingly straightforward.

      Why do you have adhd and your brother don't?

      Hey don't you drag us into this shit, anon's shit taste is his own fault.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're more like Bush admin-era neo-cons as seen under the lens of the United Citizen Federation. They want to spread democracy to these inhuman aliens, even if it's as good a fit as a glove to a foot.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >100% volunteers
    >fanatically patriotic
    >wear uniforms with distinctive yellow bands
    >kill non-humans in the name of flawed democracy
    >intro shows quiet suburbs invaded by non-humans targeting random civilians

    Doesn't sound like VDV to me...

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>Lack adequate fire support
    Don't know about other but from watching my friends play this game, I would say they(helldivers not vdv) get a lot of fire support.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Arguably, the greatest risk to a diver is too much fire support and delivered to the wrong places.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fail the recent, offensive major order
    >Command brief for the new defensive major announces the start of the "Second Galactic War"
    >Calls all conflict leading up to now a "elaborate special operation"

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