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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *nom*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she should be big and thick

      • 1 month ago
        Greased Geese

        she should be built like an ornate table leg
        big but overall sturdy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What guns do you think the Architect has?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maxim, of course

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3Z2SEYb.jpeg

      >let's make a gun that makes a distinct PING noise like it's a fricking dinner bell so the japs know exactly when our boys are out of ammo
      >oh also let's turn our receiver into a bone breaking mouse trap that could cripple permanently a man to the point where he can't write his name anymore!
      what were they thinking?

      https://i.imgur.com/D0aLy8t.jpeg

      https://i.imgur.com/bOoNW0d.png

      https://i.imgur.com/sAvZfT5.jpeg

      I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN M1 GARAND

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        YOU FOOL NOW YOU GOT GARAND DICC

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it would be extremely painful

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          4u
          And it would be extremely pleasurable too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3Z2SEYb.jpeg

      >let's make a gun that makes a distinct PING noise like it's a fricking dinner bell so the japs know exactly when our boys are out of ammo
      >oh also let's turn our receiver into a bone breaking mouse trap that could cripple permanently a man to the point where he can't write his name anymore!
      what were they thinking?

      https://i.imgur.com/FT40o3W.jpeg

      They were thinking "the greatest battle implement ever devised"

      I gave up on this 'game' after a while because I didn't want to grind for 6gorillion years on my shitty LG tablet. The Colt Single Action Army girl was pretty cute though, I'd probably waifu her had I stuck around.
      I don't bother with Gatcha shit ever since.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who are you quoting?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your korean war vet grandpa, corporal Pedro "Mutt" Kowalski-O'Neal-Lombardo

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >let's make a gun that makes a distinct PING noise like it's a fricking dinner bell so the japs know exactly when our boys are out of ammo
    >oh also let's turn our receiver into a bone breaking mouse trap that could cripple permanently a man to the point where he can't write his name anymore!
    what were they thinking?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If a Garand can break your thumb you need to drink more milk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >implying the scrawny appalachian manlet hicks that served in ww2 and korea had a balanced diet and didn't just drink themselves to sleep.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yet a majority of them would still be able you kick your twink ass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And yet, for some reason, those "dysgenic" populations were able to overpower die ubermenschen aus der tausend-jahrige reich...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you hardly fought against germans, and when you did you always took massive casualties, like in italy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That didn't seem to matter at the Falaise pocket, Aachen, the Ardennes, etc, etc.
              Fricking hell, you can't even pinpoint where in Italy we actually took the bulk of our losses. I prattle off the names Monte Cassino and Salerno, and your pedantic chinknadian diaspora eyelids will squirm at the thought of having to google them. Yes, I know its you. You're the only ones who still use the word "hicks" as a catchall for us instead of "yank" or "westoid."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rapido river in italy was disastrous and the single worst loss in us military history. However, the guy’s a gay and wrong and the US routinely kicked the German’s asses every time they fought in Western Europe
                >t. Wrote a paper about this exact subject

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Rapido river
                >lemme look that up
                >commanders: Mark Clark
                Of course

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ole Markus Clarkus understands that casualties may be inordinately high, but it is a sacrifice he is willing to make for the Glory of Mar-umm...Democracy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Don't make me tap the sign.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And yet, for some reason, those "dysgenic" populations were able to overpower die ubermenschen aus der tausend-jahrige reich...

                Has there ever been a case of one of the black US regiments managing to beat a German division?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Th 369th did quite well for itself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Many such cases actually.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >be german POW
                >have nothing but contempt for the americans
                >refuse to speak and cooperate with your jailors
                >costantly try to evade, get both of your thumbs snapped
                >recite the mein kampf every night before sleep
                >suddenly wake up from the sounds of feasting
                >the italian POWs are having another party with the yankees
                >they don't have to wake up at 4 am to dig holes because that's your job
                >they freely mingle with the locals outside camp and don't even get surveillance
                >local girls are fawning over them and costantly bring them presents
                >the closest thing to affection you got was a shower rape by an hungarian hussar
                >you close your eyes holding your tears and trying to imagine the Führer at nuremberg exalting the aryan race but all you can hear is "Funiculì, Funiculà"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Arizona
                That reminds of of a story I heard about a group that tried escape that pow camp and float down the salt river into Mexico but failed.
                I wonder if it's true or not.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I wonder if it's true or not
                It Is.
                > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Papago_Escape

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was the one who made that post and I just so happen to live a few miles away from where that escape took place.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Over the course of the Italian campaign the U.S. Army sustained approximately 120,000 killed and wounded, during that same time frame the Whermacht suffered between 150,000 and 200,000 dead and wounded along with 350,000 POWs surrendered before Caserta. What about that is massive?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The German soldiers also suffered from childhood malnutrition, so it balanced out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            America was a White country* back then, and despite malnutrition etc. because the great depression it's not like the Germans were that much better in that regard.

            your korean war vet grandpa, corporal Pedro "Mutt" Kowalski-O'Neal-Lombardo

            Thirdie detected
            Opinion rejected

            [...]

            You're not exactly wrong but how exactly were the people who fought in WWII supposed to fricking know that? Not understanding theory of mind is literally a symptom of autism. Really, what does any of this garbage have to

            *In practice at least. America is a White country in spirit and will always be a White country.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >America is a White country in spirit and will always be a White country.
              Holy fricking cope lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. America is a White country. Americans are White. It doesn't matter how many mice are in my house, they'll never be a part of my family. Simple as.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                and as a fellow american, i am proud to continue the tradition of conquest
                >fricks my white gf

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                moron, that's not how it works. Losers don't get to decide things, and you lost.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So? I'm stupid too, and there's plenty of smart people that I could overpower. Especially if I'm allowed to use any means and it's not a sport with rules. But even though I'm not that smart, I'm still smarter than any moron that would genuinely think a country full of the kind of smart people I could overpower wouldn't be a better country than one full of guys like me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If a Garand can break your thumb you need to drink more milk.

      >Garand is natural seelection in the army
      John C. Garand-sama....
      I kneel...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >implying the scrawny appalachian manlet hicks that served in ww2 and korea had a balanced diet and didn't just drink themselves to sleep.

      I've gotten garand thumb so many times, I shouldn't be allowed to touch the rifles. The worst you can get is a broken nail, blood blister, and a bruise. The Hakim would be a shitload worse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still the best rifle of the war by far.
      >inb4 wehraboo shit
      the FG-42 was overrated boutique shit and the STG-44 had a billion parts and bent if you leaned it against a tree.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        eh I'd argue for the m1 carbine since it's lighter, cheaper, and could be produced in far greater numbers. I do agree that the German stuff is highly overrated though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >STG-44 had a billion parts and bent if you leaned it against a tree.
        Sauce on the later? Never handled an STG-44 but as someone who owns a Garand it's a bear to strip and the STG looks somewhat easier to clean.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/UNS1nMy.jpeg

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/UNS1nMy.jpeg

            Teutonic Autism is on a whole other level, Jesus christ.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up nobody on the enemy side is going to hear the ping in the middle of a firefight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And yet the Nips got their asses handed to them anyway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were thinking "the greatest battle implement ever devised"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >let's make a gun that makes a distinct PING noise like it's a fricking dinner bell so the japs know exactly when our boys are out of ammo
      fuddlore

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Waiter! Waiter! More Tojos please!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/D0aLy8t.jpeg

      https://i.imgur.com/uhUjcDJ.jpeg

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN M1 GARAND

      YOU FOOL NOW YOU GOT GARAND DICC

      Now your Dick makes m1 ping every time you Ejaculate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's fine, I live alone.
        ain't gonna bother nobody.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a blessing

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick ya mudda

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uguu~

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did this ever turn into a meme? You load the clip while putting the blade of your palm against the charging handle if you're not a moron. No way to get bitten.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if you're not a moron
      That eliminates at least 30% of the population, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or, you know, check the action to see if the bolt catch is engaged or it's just being held back by the magazine follower. It's not ww2, you aren't in the European theater getting charged by Jerry, or in the pacific theater pushing Tojo off an island, stop playing pretend for 8 seconds and check the fricking bolt.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i had it happen to me once too.
    i was frickign around with it and an mepty clip to make it ping and it smashed my left thumb so bad the nail fell off after a couple of days

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be a moron to have this happen. Lock it all the way back. Push down, then let up quickly. Most times you have to bump the charging handle anyway.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OOF!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >loses war
    >country overrun by israelites, Black folk, Turks, and various other brown people
    grats I guess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yep, burgers really did frick everything up for everyone huh?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I came in to see funny anime pics not some /misc/ shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      then go back to PrepHole b***h boi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How about you go back to facebook homosexual

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw fingers are too strong to experience garand thumb
    describe the pain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Y'ever squarsh your finger in a car door as a kid?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood this. Even as a walking stick doing silent drill in the academy days I hardly ever caught my thumb on it, and the worst I ever got was a little blister beneath the nail. Then again I guess some people are just habitually not careful.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Garand included a built-in skill check in his rifle
    Bravo, Mr. Garand.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait til you hear of the quranil hakin thumb

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