Civil War frickin sucked and the 23 year old newbie photographer with the fat ass was the worst part.

Civil War frickin sucked and the 23 year old newbie photographer with the fat ass was the worst part.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That lame ass movie would have been forgotten by now if morons like you didn't keep bringing it up

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the 23 year old newbie photographer with the fat ass was the worst part
    That's a weird way to say I'm gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was bpd or something. One scene she's an innocent little lamb the next jumping into cars or into direct gunfire like a moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No that’s just women

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The movie was a piece of garbage, but come on, that part was an obvious "passing the torch" scene.
        The older reporter suddenly froze up, became afraid to leave her cover and started manifesting some full-blown PTSD, and at the same moment the kid pops out from behind the cover and starts snapping photos in the middle of the firefight.
        The age and memories caught up to the older one, while the young one finally "unlocked" herself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I NEED a big assed small moronic wife NOW

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She shits from that ass, and you're laughing?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >post civil war america
    >ok cool premise
    >now let's make sure and follow the least interesting characters on the most boring mission we can possibly imagine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally no war
      >oh here's some minor skirmishes though
      >nothing even slightly comparable to the actual civil war
      >you can just cruise around in your car and buy some highly valuable petrol from a station with leaf bucks and chill with soldiers from all sides filming them commit crimes
      wtf was this movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Something written by neolib women and israelites.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it

        What do you think a modern US civil war would look like? Balkanization and homesteading are a given. The most unrealistic part of the film was that there were less US armed forces supporting civilian rebellion on all sides.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    23? I legit thought she was like 15

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's her whole appeal.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was this movie supposed to be a comedy? Because I couldn't help but laugh at the pacing of this scene.

    "China? Okay...*BANG*"

    Lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm from....I'm from....../vr/

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          /vr/?
          Oh, Digg?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Civil War is going to be one of those movies with a long lasting cult following after people realize it had its finger on the pulse of the realpolitik. I still somtimes see a leftie talk about how the movie sucks because it didn't say something about the "state of america" which is the perfect statement about the politics of america.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    Ask me how I know for 100% fact that op is gay and has taken MULTIPLE wieners in his lifetime.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OK reddit

      • 2 weeks ago
        sage

        that's not a denial. homosexual.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have neat new script for art house war journalist movie taking place in generic any country
    >marketing and hype takes hold and makes it THE movie about the United States Civil War 202X that will quell collective anxiety and accurately predict the outcome so americans don't have to civil war for realzies

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show me

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let's see the butt

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the part at the end where they killed the president was pretty good. I considered watching it and just skipping the parts with women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could not be any more of a normie pleb if you tried.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know I used to think it was just hipsters trying to convince everyone that stupid shit was good on PrepHole. Now I realize it's just women.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this is your brain on social media

          So sooo many such cases.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a joke in response to this tweet about gamers turning women off in sexual ways that I'm too lazy and unwitty to think up.

            Ladies. I have to let you in on a secret: men are moving on without you. Your harpy-like shaming propaganda you assail every man with on behalf of your husband uncle sam doesn't work anymore. WE DON'T FRICKING CARE. We just don't need women anymore.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why are replying to me with posts about women. I've fricked more b***hes than I can count to where I don't even know tall heir names. You just have shit taste in movies because your brain is deformed from being raised on social media.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone feminized enough to become an online shill is a woman.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a joke in response to this tweet about gamers turning women off in sexual ways that I'm too lazy and unwitty to think up.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >23 year old newbie photographer with the fat ass was the worst part.
    You mean the best part

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't mind it following journalists, my problem was that the struggle of the characters wasn't particularly interesting premise:

    >Oh journos are so detached, war in their own country is like a war in any third world shithole for them, until old jaded roastie decides to sacrifice herself to save the girl

    Also, the whole script is schizophrenic - it tried to be boring small scale psychological drama but last quarter of the movie is Hollywoodish action sequence

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is this movie cringe journo worship or based journos are complete mercenaries who will do anything to get famous redpill?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a millennial ode to journalism that no longer exist because newspapers prefer paying royalties to random bystander in a shithole country than to have a contract with a schizo war photographer with a PTSD

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have a dogshit opinion, homosexual.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I expected to hate it because I didnt like any of Garland's previous joints, but I did have a good time with it. solid 7 out of 10

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe this is just because I consumed so much realpolitik content back in the day, but I was able to determine the exact politics of this movie just from the cinematography of the first three minutes. Literally as if the It Could Happen Here podcast fricked the first third of Samatha Power’s autobiography and has a baby. I have not watched the movie.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >23 year old newbie photographer with the fat ass was the worst part.
    I'm gonna need evidence of that to issue a judgement

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really terrible movie.doing max payne bullet time jumps with a camera.

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