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Realistically speaking what would happen to a 5 foot tall zoomer "journalist" in a warzone?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one of 3 things .
    panic attack then suicide
    panic attack then raped
    panic attack then suicide then raped

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Silence, marketer!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would straight up murder "journalists" that dared enter my territory. I hate those frickers so much. They're pure poison, and agents of darkness.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >frick journalists, the elites should be able to do whatever they want with no outside scrutiny whatsoever
      why are /misc/tards so ignorant or outright evil?
      >inb4 actually journalists work for the elites!!!
      read a book

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >inb4 actually journalists work for the elites!!!

        You already know the truth, and yet you deny it. It's YOU that's "ignorant". It's YOU that's "evile". EVERY narrative about covid pushed by "journalists" was proven false, and yet YOU defend them.

        I'd murder pieces of shit just like you, too, as it's YOU that are evil.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're right

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was baiting but you genuinely sound deranged, go outside and get some sunlight, maybe talk to someone. Jesus.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I was just baiting
            I wasn't.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I know, which is why I suggested a trip outside of your goon cave.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I was just baiting
                I wasn't.

                I was baiting but you genuinely sound deranged, go outside and get some sunlight, maybe talk to someone. Jesus.

                Can you two shut up so we can talk about having anarchic failure of society so that young bright eyed journalists can be turned into rape wives?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pretending to be moronic is moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >journalists hold elites accountable
        Yeah that what they're supposed to do. When's the last time that happened?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "ThE eLiTeS"...jornais are the most oppressed class, together in gamers and landlords

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you don't have a single non-elite approved opinion, bootlicking virgin

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I do though
          woah!!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was hilarious how all the soldiers in this movie act like the journalists are heroes. Journalists have become the most despised individual occupation, they would be targeted in any stateside combat environment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That was great to watch when I saw it years ago, frick the media to death.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they would be targeted in any stateside combat environment
      And they would be targeted immediately. If there wasn't a heavy escort those frickers would be the first to get taken down. They have their backs to a conflict trying to report on it as a neutral party as if they're not involved in it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It was hilarious how all the soldiers in this movie act like the journalists are heroes.
      you didn't watch the movie stop lying

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The soldiers invite the journalists on their white house raid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there are journalists impeded with soldiers in literally every conflict for the last 100 years

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're damn right journalists impede soldiers, but you meant to say embedded

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Journalists aren't the 4th guy in the stack entering buildings on raids

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If caught alive, repeatedly raped and tortured before being executed. Otherwise, canoe'd.

          That shit was insanely unrealistic. They basically had the journos stack up with them in DC and into the White House. That's so beyond realistic, it was funny as hell. Unarmed photographers being in the way like that is a huge liability.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What does “canoe’d” mean here?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's when you shoot a downed combatant through the chin, so that the bullet splits their face in half, resulting in their face resembling a canoe.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, it's just a headshot. Muzzies started wearing suicide vests, so assaulters learned they needed to take headshots to prevent them from detonating on the assault teams. Normal practice is to fire a couple shots in the chest, and if the target doesn't drop, then go for the head, but that doesn't work vs. suicide vests.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Unarmed photographers being in the way like that is a huge liability.
            So are Black person b***hes on your "assault" team....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >frick journalists, the elites should be able to do whatever they want with no outside scrutiny whatsoever
      why are /misc/tards so ignorant or outright evil?
      >inb4 actually journalists work for the elites!!!
      read a book

      read a report from gaza
      the ~~*IDF*~~ is doming journalists inside gaza left and right
      no one gives a shit about your press credentials
      IRL the other month some ~~*journalist*~~ went to an despot to interview him in the middle of a war, you liberal morons yelled at him, he didnt even endanger a minor or let his colleague die in the back seat of his truck with no first aid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The soldiers hate Ron swansons government more. The journalists are currently useful to them. Dollar store Oberyn martell definitely wanted to frick her. Did she lead him on but change her mind once they let her come with them.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The same thing that should happen to journalists outside of a warzone.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That little b***h would be pregnant after the first night of her journalistic adventure.
    And she'd want more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell when theres no more running water, everyones greasy and covered in the smell of gunpowder, and still want to frick in the roadtrip excursion when they can.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would be very appreciative she provided camera equipment for me to record her rape and murder on for my future enjoyment

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just post her ass

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She'd be captured and raped, captured and beaten and then raped or captured and then beaten and killed just to send a message. She'd never be found again. Stupid b***h kept getting in everyone's way. I actively wanted her dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one of 3 things .
      panic attack then suicide
      panic attack then raped
      panic attack then suicide then raped

      I would straight up murder "journalists" that dared enter my territory. I hate those frickers so much. They're pure poison, and agents of darkness.

      >Murder
      You guys do know not even ISIS had to resort to murdering women, all they had to do was impregnate them and then they just completely flipped to agree with their "captors" now husbands.
      This is the government enforced girlfriend event you've always wanted, and you want to murder them?
      Why run down the hill and rape and kill them
      when you could walk down the hill and rape them and then have more rape with them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >resort to murdering women
        Women need to be culled, as they make up more of the population, and are completely fricking ignorant, insane, and have forgotten their role in life. Murdering a bunch of b***hes might help set the rest straight.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i love gay anal sex with men

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        isis didn't have to deal with American women.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey, hombre!
        https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/5/10/two-mexican-journalists-killed-taking-2022-death-toll-to-11

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What really struck me in university was not just that the content of the humanities courses was largely relativist moronation, but also that the classes were ridiculously easy and no one, not even the profs, gave a crap. Its all just a gigantic sham. Someone can receive a PHD in political science from an ivy league college (ostensibly making them an expert in their field lol) while being a complete moron and producing nonsense papers with the writing level of a high schooler.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cailee Spaeny is a transbait psyop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NO!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's the resistance actually, we're at a point where society forgot tomboys used to exist, we need to remember boyish girls of their feminine potential instead of trooning them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Lyndon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching this, and finding her cute as frick. Then I felt guilty because she looks about 15 years old. But then one of the characters states clearly that she's 22 years old (in the movie). I had to Google it. Couldn't believe. So now I like her again. I want her to call me daddy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Feeling guilty
      >Lawless land
      >She's literally putting herself between people shooting guns at each other
      Why she too good for you to poke her with your dick?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Cailee the only hot zoomer actress with an active career?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no
      she's trash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It helps that she's a good actress and clearly has a great agent. Dever is good too but seems to be stuck in tv land.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rape+murder

    Maybe not the former, but definitely murder. Journalists are all spies.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The end of this movie was so cheesy. I’m embarrassed for garland, this doesn’t even enter his top 5 work

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If she's following a group and has discussed everything beforehand, she's safe, unless she does something like panic and give away their position. The reason why only male journalists do that in real life, same as with women in other roles in this situation, is that they are usually told scary stories about what will happen to them if they get captured, and they change their mind. Even though rape is not that common actually with women pows, at least when both sides are white.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > rape is not that common actually with women pows, at least when both sides are white
      Not remotely true, look at the war in Ukraine or the world wars or any of europes many wars in the past

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking about Ukraine actually. I recall an interview with one Ukrainian woman who went through the whole ordeal in the first year of the war when Russians were completely unhinged, and she specifically said that neither she nor the other women who were with her were raped. You should differentiate between the "they are raping women, cutting out their unborn babies, and raping the babies" type of propaganda, which is common, and the actual reports. And compare it with Africa where units will capture women and girls and drag them around with them, eventually raping them to death.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So you’re basing this off of one Ukranian woman saying she wasn’t raped over the thousands of reports, verified by international groups, that mass rape has happened. Including individual women who have come forward to talk about it
          You should differentiate between Russian propaganda and reality

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >russian propaganda
            I didn't even mention Russia in my first post. If you think Europeans as on the same level as Arabs or Africans when it comes to rape, then you need to do some reading. Not even warfare, go read about how rape is used against women in politics in Africa and so on. A female POW is not doomed to be raped repeatedly in a European war, unlike the rest of the world.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Stupid fricking zoomer wasn't even alive when the Balkans were holding the Rape Olympics.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > rape is not that common actually with women pows, at least when both sides are white
                Not remotely true, look at the war in Ukraine or the world wars or any of europes many wars in the past

                >slavs
                >white

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >mass rapes by muh Russians
            Bullshit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon,, you realise a lot of women who are victims of war rape initially lie due to the problems it will cause? One one hand it will traumatise their family, on the other it will encourage their own side to rape prisoners. There was a female US Army flight surgeon captured in Iraq who was told to lie in her testimony to a Presidential Commission and not say they molested her and Jessica Lynch took years to reveal she was anally raped while unconscious.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And women can also lie about rape, iirc Zelenski had to fire one of his aides? because she made grandiose claims about mass rapes that weren't substantiated by interviewers on the ground. It's an extremely common fricking propaganda tactic, there was a scandal in Israel recently about this as well, same as with mass graves, claimed uses of chemical weaponry, grotesque infant murder. I was responding to half the thread going lolrape, not claiming that it doesn't happen.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What did I just say you homosexual?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to LARA LOGAN in Egypt during its revolution?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Poor woman. Imagine not just getting raped by a mob of muzzies but then the whole world knows you did on top of that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >raped by a mob of muzzies
        Standard practice. Those frickers rape EVERYONE they capture. Men, women, it doesn't matter. That's why you NEVER surrender to Muslims. Ever. Or Black folk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >raped by a mob of muzzies
        Standard practice. Those frickers rape EVERYONE they capture. Men, women, it doesn't matter. That's why you NEVER surrender to Muslims. Ever. Or Black folk.

        I thought she was just groped by hundreds of dudes and stripped naked and that there was no actual sexual rape?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >was no actual sexual rape?
          If a bunch of dudes stick their fingers up your ass against your will, are you not "raped"?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When she first appeared, I legit thought that was a 13 year old. I was so fricking confused on why they would allow a teenager to go on a danger trip with them and was weirded out by the Hispanic flirting with her. Turns our out she's just 4 years younger than me.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically speaking what would happen to a 5 foot tall zoomer "journalist" in a warzone?
    If there was ever a Civil War in the United States, journalists would most likely be the ones who called for war in the first place.
    Meaning they are enemy combatants. In the modern age we don't need journalists, it's an outdated occupation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the fricking morons wearing "Press" tags while joining the BLM rioters were too much. Now you see them In Ukraine and they are the first to get nailed. There is a hilarious one where a Russian Milblogger ran to the wrong trench by accident and tried to keep running when the Ukrainians told him to stop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >journalists would most likely be the ones who called for war in the first place.
      THEY are the motherfrickers constantly creating division through race, gender, sexuality, political party. THEY are the provokers, and when the shit goes down, every last one of them should be hanged by the neck until dead, as THEY are the ones that contribute to the instigation of hatred and violence.

      Let them reap what they sow.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Never explored in the film
        What a bunch of fricking coward filmmakers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this is just occpuy wallstreet banker psyops

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            One that works so well it parades on in full force, constantly gaining momentum.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If she gets captured by male Rape
    If she gets captured by female murder

    It's all about gender.don't you watch animal planets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actually a lot of female prisoners recount tales of female enemy personal egging their guys on and getting excited.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She'd be a form of currency

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are no journalists in warzone, only spies and propagandists.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cailee Spaeny
    O _ o

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rape and/or murder if she's lucky.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*Accidental*~~ airstrike

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably take a picture of president's assassination idk

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