CIA shenanigans

you are given a budget of $1,000,000 to buy any black market weapons you want and ship them to random crack houses in detroit. what are you buying?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      JC!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    However many M33 hand grenades that'll buy...

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    7.62mm miniguns and pickup trucks. We frick up everything including A-10s.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fun to say miniguns to make a bunch nasty technicals, but realistically you probably won’t have enough money to make an appreciable number of them. You’d probably be better off going with a regular belt fed and in the interest of cost savings something like a DShK or maybe a PKM. Then again, who knows what the pricing would be in this scenario

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I buy a tens of thousands of loaded shot guns and leave them in single mother's project apartments so that their kids accidentally kill eachother while she's getting fricked for crack money yet again.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok.
    First, I buy a big truck.
    Install a loudspeaker.
    Then I buy a shit ton of paper mache.
    I am gonna put fricking ZARDOZ's head on the back of it.
    I will hire a midget to sit in the back, surrounded by turkshit shotguns and stacks of 12 gauge buckshot shells.
    We will drive through the streets of Detroit.
    >Zardoz speaks to you.
    >The gun is good.
    >The government is evil
    >Shower of guns and ammo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not going to muster an anarchist army of street thugs like that, you’ll just be swarmed by the mentally ill and/or bored middle aged black guys.

      >T: family lives in Detroit (not metro, actual Detroit)

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what are you buying?
    The Ruger catalog.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Davey Crockett, we need you once more
    > CEP 50m
    > nuclear warhead
    > perfect

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many of pic rel could I get for $1M?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    muskets and black powder cannons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tyrone, give them homies a volley

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    USFA Zip .22
    >But that gun is Awful.
    I Know. It's actually more dangerous to it's user than it's target.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *its

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    grenades

    a random frag grenade under the pillow of god's most cracked out crimcrims

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Detroid? Just arm the gangs with as many micro uzi's as you can get.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3rd party glock 17s & chinese switches

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >embezzle the funds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      found the israelite

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spend the whole budget on racially offensive lawn gnomes filled with tannerite. Put out a post saying that the police have been placing them.
    Whole city would be in flames before the people shooting them establish causality.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slam fire grenade launchers using plastic 40mm cases reloaded with black powder and grenades made from black iron pipe, black powder/incendiary mix/etc. and cannon fuse.
    Get a few of them on every block and enjoy the fireworks

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1,000,000 bananas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      filled with laxatives

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We'll call it "Operation: Ape's a Crappin'"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      filled with laxatives

      > bananas filled with laxatives
      Then Detroit would turn in to Bangalore.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    5000 keltec P17 .22lrs

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BCM free float nook 14.5 5.56 ARs with Aimpoint Pros and holosun visible lasers and catch slings.

    But we have different goals, I’m sure.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Exploding Glocks.

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