*chuckles softly*. You really think your basic projectile weaponry will stop us?

*chuckles softly*
You really think your basic projectile weaponry will stop us?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I projectiled right into the back of your wife's womb, greygay. Literally built for BHC.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't exist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens very obviously exist somewhere in this universe but none are advanced enough to visit us.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        could be aliens in our own solar system - not intelligent, but simple organisms. Sadly nobody is looking for them. We found water on Mars recently. Or at least evidence it was there recently (and isn't limited to just ice). Then Europa has water on it under the ice crust, oceans of it. Without sending stuff to check, we'll never know. It is mathematically impossible for there not to be other life in the universe. It is however improbable that they are so advance they can come visit us. I wish they could.
        >Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
        I personally like this quote but changing it to
        >Two possibilities exist: either God exists or he does not. Both are equally terrifying.
        Both options are fricking scary if you think about it. I do think there is a God.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Virgin.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. No sex before marriage.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is very possible that humanity are the firat ones.
        Or the most advanced.

        It is in oir blood to expand and advance. Why do we think aliens even if they already develop are this driven?

        Imho we are the apex pinnacle of life atm

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >God put you on Earth to be ALIENS Version 21.23 Beta run
          Wanna be mad no space colonization yet, but I’ll just stick to colonizing brown girls.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you believe in the big bang, point origin, theories the earth is actually really new. Most parts of the solar systems may have millions of years of development on us.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Humans are the pinnacle of life.
          That would be a bitter joke.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe not. I find the rare earth hypothesis pretty compelling.

        Also consider that we don't really know what it takes to spark life. It could be something that's literally a sextillion to one chance of happening, like a DNA molecule has to spontaneously arrange itself and then be fused by a lightning strike, and it has to happen on a planet with a couple billion years of temperate climate for it to germinate afterwards. We have no way of knowing how rare the chances are because we would only be here to wonder about them in a universe where it occurred.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Some replicant genetically engineered specifically for this atmosphere by his overlords thousands of light years away
    >Thinks he's bullet proof for some reason
    Greys cant think independently, you are a means to an end and once your mission is done, you'll be turned to goo to refill the bio tubes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Earth has its own "grey" we call them chinks and they aint bulletproof either

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey
    we have particle beams and lasers too

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but do you have tigers?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    projectile?
    b***h you know what you came here for.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GIWTWM

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just plan on hiding until America comes and saves us all.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humanity first! I wish death upon all aliens!
    And frick you James Cameron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all fun and games until relativistic kill vehicles get whipped out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The galactic government has restricted hunting licenses so you can't use relativistic (or asteroid bombardment) kills anymore. Also you can only catch-probe-and-release during off-season.

        (Exceptions exist if a species has become ecophage-tier threat to the planet they're on, then population culling is allowed).

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ayy lmaos are waiting for us to establish global federation, they we will be invited to space faring federation with a welcome package to advance our space fleet
    hand in hand we will expand into the stars

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No all land is for humans by divine right anon. They can live under us but never truly have there own land for all the stars belong to us.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is humanity's birthright to be the sole ruler of the galaxy. All ayylmaos will be exterminated or domesticated

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*sneezes on you*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dies to the common cold
      Nothing personal kid

      g g

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off space Black person, go crash on the moon or something

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You really think your basic projectile weaponry will stop us?
    nice try but our superweapons stay secret

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Aoymous

    >Find out the wavelength of the ayy laser
    >Build Armor out of matching Bragg reflectors
    What now, ayykeks?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turns dial change wavelength of laser cannons
      nothing personnel humans

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*chuckles softly*
    >You really think your basic proje-ACK

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sneezes
    >coughs
    >throws shit at you

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I for one welcome our new gracious benefactors, should they be accommodating for a nice dinner out overlooking Uranus.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fear is the mind killer
    I will slowly shove a shit-covered piece of rebar through your shield and jab it into your supple ayypussy

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure we can coexist ayybro
    The universe is a big place

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are terrified of cats

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. *unzips dick*

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's find out.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU DONT HAVE TO BULLY US SO HARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No need to fight. As long as you guys are attractive, we can settle this peacefully.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are not the only species in the universe, hell we arent even the only species on this planet, we share it with animals, and im sure we share this universe with other species too. That being said, we havent been conquered outright by them meaning, yeah guns work, they work suprisingly well, and so do our minds, most aliens are not as smart as us, they just have more time in existence, they run into us and they find out that our younger species is more evolved than them, and our minds work faster and are deadlier than theirs. were more psychic than them too, all we have to do sometimes is use our psyonic powers to imagine their organs exploding and it happens. most of us are so used to having human psychic energy thrown at us that it really doesnt feel like anything to us, but to them, its like being hit by radiation or lasers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of us humans i mean.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't it? Did you stop obeying the laws of physics all of a suddah?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You really think your basic projectile weaponry will stop us?
    Ek=mc2√1−(v/c)2)−mc2 kills regardless of whether you're from Earth or from Proxima Centauri.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Aliens. Behead Aliens. Power armour kick an Alien into the concrete. Slam dunk a Little Green Man into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Xenos. Defecate in a Martian’s food. Launch UFOs into the sun. Stir fry Greys in a wok. Toss Aliens into active volcanoes. Urinate into an Alien’s fuel rod. Judo throw Aliens into a plasma cutter. Twist Greys heads off. Report Aliens to XCOM. Karate chop Aliens in half. Step on disgusting Alien eggs. Trap Aliens in quicksand. Crush Aliens in the trash compactor. Liquefy Aliens in a vat of acid. Probe Aliens. Dissect Aliens. Exterminate Aliens in the gas chamber. Stomp Alien skulls with mech-powered boots. Cremate Aliens in the oven. Lobotomize Aliens. Mandatory abortions for Aliens. Grind Facehuggers in the garbage disposal. Drown Aliens in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Aliens with their own ray guns. Kick Reptilians down the stairs. Feed Aliens to alligators. Slice Aliens with lightsabers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God bless anon

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No but my wiener will

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT WILL

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Voyager 1
      Simply lulling the ayys into a false sense of security, trust the plan
      >Verification not required.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >our entire planet is a bomb
      based

      The Outer Limits (1995), Season 3 Episode 13, "Dead Man's Switch"
      >Lieutenant Ben Conklin is given the assignment of spending one year in a bunker 11,000 feet underneath Alaska. He is told by General James Eiger that a fleet of alien ships are heading towards the Earth, as photographed by the Hubble Telescope. His job is to be a revenge weapon should the aliens turn out to be hostile and take over. The world's chemical, nuclear, and biological weapons stockpiles have been linked to create a single doomsday weapon. [..]
      https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x61kukx

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, yeah?
    Physics is kind of a b***h like that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vaporises your entire planet remotely using technology we could not even begin to hope to grasp

      nothing personnel kiddo ...

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dies to the common cold
    Nothing personal kid

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can launch intergalactic warheads just by whistling into a phone.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    good thread

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would simply have sex with them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not if they have sex with you first

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worked in EDF

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AYY LMAO I'M COMING TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SOLAR SYSTEM AT YOUR SPACESHIP

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You really think your basic projectile weaponry will stop us?
    Yes. We know that your ships are fast enough to outrun our fighter jets but not fast enough to outrun our missiles, so we only need to get a weapons lock once.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ayys
    >sneering at projectiles
    lmao nope, projectiles are the ayy meta too

    they just go at .9c instead of .000001c

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    xeno propaganda

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Human weapons cant kill imaginary alien #1488 says human on a internet message board

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Puts a Slim Whitman record on the fonograph.

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