could be aliens in our own solar system - not intelligent, but simple organisms. Sadly nobody is looking for them. We found water on Mars recently. Or at least evidence it was there recently (and isn't limited to just ice). Then Europa has water on it under the ice crust, oceans of it. Without sending stuff to check, we'll never know. It is mathematically impossible for there not to be other life in the universe. It is however improbable that they are so advance they can come visit us. I wish they could. >Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
I personally like this quote but changing it to >Two possibilities exist: either God exists or he does not. Both are equally terrifying.
Both options are fucking scary if you think about it. I do think there is a God.
If you believe in the big bang, point origin, theories the earth is actually really new. Most parts of the solar systems may have millions of years of development on us.
Maybe not. I find the rare earth hypothesis pretty compelling.
Also consider that we don't really know what it takes to spark life. It could be something that's literally a sextillion to one chance of happening, like a DNA molecule has to spontaneously arrange itself and then be fused by a lightning strike, and it has to happen on a planet with a couple billion years of temperate climate for it to germinate afterwards. We have no way of knowing how rare the chances are because we would only be here to wonder about them in a universe where it occurred.
>Some replicant genetically engineered specifically for this atmosphere by his overlords thousands of light years away >Thinks he's bullet proof for some reason
Greys cant think independently, you are a means to an end and once your mission is done, you'll be turned to goo to refill the bio tubes
The galactic government has restricted hunting licenses so you can't use relativistic (or asteroid bombardment) kills anymore. Also you can only catch-probe-and-release during off-season.
(Exceptions exist if a species has become ecophage-tier threat to the planet they're on, then population culling is allowed).
ayy lmaos are waiting for us to establish global federation, they we will be invited to space faring federation with a welcome package to advance our space fleet
hand in hand we will expand into the stars
We are not the only species in the universe, hell we arent even the only species on this planet, we share it with animals, and im sure we share this universe with other species too. That being said, we havent been conquered outright by them meaning, yeah guns work, they work suprisingly well, and so do our minds, most aliens are not as smart as us, they just have more time in existence, they run into us and they find out that our younger species is more evolved than them, and our minds work faster and are deadlier than theirs. were more psychic than them too, all we have to do sometimes is use our psyonic powers to imagine their organs exploding and it happens. most of us are so used to having human psychic energy thrown at us that it really doesnt feel like anything to us, but to them, its like being hit by radiation or lasers.
>You really think your basic projectile weaponry will stop us?
Ek=mc2√1−(v/c)2)−mc2 kills regardless of whether you're from Earth or from Proxima Centauri.
Kill Aliens. Behead Aliens. Power armour kick an Alien into the concrete. Slam dunk a Little Green Man into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Xenos. Defecate in a Martian’s food. Launch UFOs into the sun. Stir fry Greys in a wok. Toss Aliens into active volcanoes. Urinate into an Alien’s fuel rod. Judo throw Aliens into a plasma cutter. Twist Greys heads off. Report Aliens to XCOM. Karate chop Aliens in half. Step on disgusting Alien eggs. Trap Aliens in quicksand. Crush Aliens in the trash compactor. Liquefy Aliens in a vat of acid. Probe Aliens. Dissect Aliens. Exterminate Aliens in the gas chamber. Stomp Alien skulls with mech-powered boots. Cremate Aliens in the oven. Lobotomize Aliens. Mandatory abortions for Aliens. Grind Facehuggers in the garbage disposal. Drown Aliens in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Aliens with their own ray guns. Kick Reptilians down the stairs. Feed Aliens to alligators. Slice Aliens with lightsabers.
The Outer Limits (1995), Season 3 Episode 13, "Dead Man's Switch" >Lieutenant Ben Conklin is given the assignment of spending one year in a bunker 11,000 feet underneath Alaska. He is told by General James Eiger that a fleet of alien ships are heading towards the Earth, as photographed by the Hubble Telescope. His job is to be a revenge weapon should the aliens turn out to be hostile and take over. The world's chemical, nuclear, and biological weapons stockpiles have been linked to create a single doomsday weapon. [..]
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x61kukx
>You really think your basic projectile weaponry will stop us?
Yes. We know that your ships are fast enough to outrun our fighter jets but not fast enough to outrun our missiles, so we only need to get a weapons lock once.
I projectiled right into the back of your wife's womb, greyfag. Literally built for BHC.
You don't exist.
Aliens very obviously exist somewhere in this universe but none are advanced enough to visit us.
could be aliens in our own solar system - not intelligent, but simple organisms. Sadly nobody is looking for them. We found water on Mars recently. Or at least evidence it was there recently (and isn't limited to just ice). Then Europa has water on it under the ice crust, oceans of it. Without sending stuff to check, we'll never know. It is mathematically impossible for there not to be other life in the universe. It is however improbable that they are so advance they can come visit us. I wish they could.
>Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
I personally like this quote but changing it to
>Two possibilities exist: either God exists or he does not. Both are equally terrifying.
Both options are fucking scary if you think about it. I do think there is a God.
Virgin.
Yes. No sex before marriage.
It is very possible that humanity are the firat ones.
Or the most advanced.
It is in oir blood to expand and advance. Why do we think aliens even if they already develop are this driven?
Imho we are the apex pinnacle of life atm
>God put you on Earth to be ALIENS Version 21.23 Beta run
Wanna be mad no space colonization yet, but I’ll just stick to colonizing brown girls.
If you believe in the big bang, point origin, theories the earth is actually really new. Most parts of the solar systems may have millions of years of development on us.
>Humans are the pinnacle of life.
That would be a bitter joke.
Maybe not. I find the rare earth hypothesis pretty compelling.
Also consider that we don't really know what it takes to spark life. It could be something that's literally a sextillion to one chance of happening, like a DNA molecule has to spontaneously arrange itself and then be fused by a lightning strike, and it has to happen on a planet with a couple billion years of temperate climate for it to germinate afterwards. We have no way of knowing how rare the chances are because we would only be here to wonder about them in a universe where it occurred.
>Some replicant genetically engineered specifically for this atmosphere by his overlords thousands of light years away
>Thinks he's bullet proof for some reason
Greys cant think independently, you are a means to an end and once your mission is done, you'll be turned to goo to refill the bio tubes
Earth has its own "grey" we call them chinks and they aint bulletproof either
hey
we have particle beams and lasers too
Yes, but do you have tigers?
projectile?
bitch you know what you came here for.
GIWTWM
I just plan on hiding until America comes and saves us all.
Humanity first! I wish death upon all aliens!
And fuck you James Cameron
It's all fun and games until relativistic kill vehicles get whipped out
The galactic government has restricted hunting licenses so you can't use relativistic (or asteroid bombardment) kills anymore. Also you can only catch-probe-and-release during off-season.
(Exceptions exist if a species has become ecophage-tier threat to the planet they're on, then population culling is allowed).
ayy lmaos are waiting for us to establish global federation, they we will be invited to space faring federation with a welcome package to advance our space fleet
hand in hand we will expand into the stars
No all land is for humans by divine right anon. They can live under us but never truly have there own land for all the stars belong to us.
It is humanity's birthright to be the sole ruler of the galaxy. All ayylmaos will be exterminated or domesticated
>*sneezes on you*
g g
fuck off space moron, go crash on the moon or something
>You really think your basic projectile weaponry will stop us?
nice try but our superweapons stay secret
>Find out the wavelength of the ayy laser
>Build Armor out of matching Bragg reflectors
What now, ayykeks?
>turns dial change wavelength of laser cannons
nothing personnel humans
>*chuckles softly*
>You really think your basic proje-ACK
>sneezes
>coughs
>throws shit at you
I for one welcome our new gracious benefactors, should they be accommodating for a nice dinner out overlooking Uranus.
fear is the mind killer
I will slowly shove a shit-covered piece of rebar through your shield and jab it into your supple ayypussy
I'm sure we can coexist ayybro
The universe is a big place
They are terrified of cats
Yes. *unzips dick*
Yes
Let's find out.
yes
YOU DONT HAVE TO BULLY US SO HARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No need to fight. As long as you guys are attractive, we can settle this peacefully.
We are not the only species in the universe, hell we arent even the only species on this planet, we share it with animals, and im sure we share this universe with other species too. That being said, we havent been conquered outright by them meaning, yeah guns work, they work suprisingly well, and so do our minds, most aliens are not as smart as us, they just have more time in existence, they run into us and they find out that our younger species is more evolved than them, and our minds work faster and are deadlier than theirs. were more psychic than them too, all we have to do sometimes is use our psyonic powers to imagine their organs exploding and it happens. most of us are so used to having human psychic energy thrown at us that it really doesnt feel like anything to us, but to them, its like being hit by radiation or lasers.
most of us humans i mean.
Why wouldn't it? Did you stop obeying the laws of physics all of a suddah?
>You really think your basic projectile weaponry will stop us?
Ek=mc2√1−(v/c)2)−mc2 kills regardless of whether you're from Earth or from Proxima Centauri.
Kill Aliens. Behead Aliens. Power armour kick an Alien into the concrete. Slam dunk a Little Green Man into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Xenos. Defecate in a Martian’s food. Launch UFOs into the sun. Stir fry Greys in a wok. Toss Aliens into active volcanoes. Urinate into an Alien’s fuel rod. Judo throw Aliens into a plasma cutter. Twist Greys heads off. Report Aliens to XCOM. Karate chop Aliens in half. Step on disgusting Alien eggs. Trap Aliens in quicksand. Crush Aliens in the trash compactor. Liquefy Aliens in a vat of acid. Probe Aliens. Dissect Aliens. Exterminate Aliens in the gas chamber. Stomp Alien skulls with mech-powered boots. Cremate Aliens in the oven. Lobotomize Aliens. Mandatory abortions for Aliens. Grind Facehuggers in the garbage disposal. Drown Aliens in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Aliens with their own ray guns. Kick Reptilians down the stairs. Feed Aliens to alligators. Slice Aliens with lightsabers.
God bless anon
No but my COCK will
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT WILL
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
>Voyager 1
Simply lulling the ayys into a false sense of security, trust the plan
>Verification not required.
>our entire planet is a bomb
based
The Outer Limits (1995), Season 3 Episode 13, "Dead Man's Switch"
>Lieutenant Ben Conklin is given the assignment of spending one year in a bunker 11,000 feet underneath Alaska. He is told by General James Eiger that a fleet of alien ships are heading towards the Earth, as photographed by the Hubble Telescope. His job is to be a revenge weapon should the aliens turn out to be hostile and take over. The world's chemical, nuclear, and biological weapons stockpiles have been linked to create a single doomsday weapon. [..]
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x61kukx
Uh, yeah?
Physics is kind of a bitch like that
>vaporises your entire planet remotely using technology we could not even begin to hope to grasp
nothing personnel kiddo ...
>dies to the common cold
Nothing personal kid
I can launch intergalactic warheads just by whistling into a phone.
good thread
I would simply have sex with them
not if they have sex with you first
Worked in EDF
AYY LMAO I'M COMING TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SOLAR SYSTEM AT YOUR SPACESHIP
>You really think your basic projectile weaponry will stop us?
Yes. We know that your ships are fast enough to outrun our fighter jets but not fast enough to outrun our missiles, so we only need to get a weapons lock once.
>ayys
>sneering at projectiles
lmao nope, projectiles are the ayy meta too
they just go at .9c instead of .000001c
xeno propaganda
>Human weapons cant kill imaginary alien #1488 says human on a internet message board
>Puts a Slim Whitman record on the fonograph.