>not a single white male. and that's a good thing. but the israelite amerigolem army.
The special forces guy is. He had the worst job that causes the most PTSD and best chance of dying.
This is on purpose because many other groups are known to be cowards. You see the Mexican can drive the attack chopper because they are still brave enough in battle but that's a great job and future after your service.
the guy wearing the mask might be white, and the guy with his face and identity obscured by camo paint is also white. wonder what kinda message that sends.
also notice they have the frontline jobs with the highest casualties
dumb homosexual
he could just the smart thing and watch from far away how hohols and vatniks kill each other for the glory of bidet and cucktin but no
well he deserve a award, the darwin one
Force Multiplier = You have an optic on your gun that might fail after a week and the only thing you multiply is your ability to get shot because you're carrying loads of shit that shines like the sun on FLIR. USA is actually trying to purge its own and Call of Duty is actually playing out in real time (for the Xth time again- but nothing ever happens)
Being a sniper is more about observational skills and evasion tactics. For every 1 round a sniper fires they spend 1000hrs just sitting and reporting on troop movements.
>Alright, champ. Y'know Minecraft? Today will be like Minecraft, but with actual mines. We ran out of mine clearing equipment two months ago, so today we're --- well, you're --- gonna sprint, dodge, and jump your way through this minefield like you're Super Mario. When you make it to the other side, with or without your legs, there will be some goombas from the Chinese 4th Motorized Rifle Brigade waiting for you. But that's okay, once you see their trenches just cast fireball by pulling the pin on your grenade and throwing it. We promise that, to the best of our knowledge, most of their machine gun positions have been eliminated by artillery strikes, so you have a reasonable chance of success.
>half of that shit is women to be INCLUSIVE
at this point I just want females to die at the front line and make room for a future dominated by male-centered politics and waifubots.
The Soi cucker
My job is to die for Israel, respect lgbtqq rights and get cucked by my girlfriend with Tyrone Smith. I post propaganda on Reddit for upvotes and Not to mention all the free soi lattes! Heckin yeah!
What are they trying to accomplish with this?
Do they want to draw mutts and women into the meatgrinder?
Do they want to create the most dysfunctional army to have ever walked the earth?
The millennial marketing team hired by the army heard the brass say "too many fuckin' young people are fat gamers thsse days, that's why recruitment is so low!" and they cocked this up in response because it resembles the menu selection of a hero shooter.
>Do they want to create the most dysfunctional army to have ever walked the earth?
They achieved that a long time ago. USA army and the west for the most part rely on tech superiority fighting armies who couldn't defend themselves against air raids. Things have changed now.
A blend of three: Dragon Tamer, Chameleon, and Force Multiplier. That and add code breaker as an underlying trait. WWIII can become quite dangerous in short order.
Everyone wants to be the force multiplier but I'd realistically be the wavelength.
I'd never join the military though. Fuck America. Fuck ZOG. Fuck israelites.
All right Draftees,
roll for where you'll end up in the new world war...
>0: die in an embarrassing training exercise stateside XP >1-3: lose your legs in a Ukrainian mudpit minefield. >4-6: caught in an ambush in an Iranian mountain pass! ;_;7 >7-9: go down with the ship in South China Sea. All hands lost.
>dubs: Congratulations, you survived the war! xD >trips: just kidding, you die in a false flag attack by Israel :^) >quads: the conflict goes nuclear. You become a shadow on a wall.
>Hezbollah will NEVER force Israel to withdraw from southern Lebanon >the Taliban will NEVER be able to organize an insurgency >Moqtada al-Sadr will NEVER survive attacking US troops >Iraq will NEVER become a pro-Iranian state >Hezbollah will NEVER be able to keep firing rockets while fighting Israel for a month straight >Israel will NEVER withdraw from Gaza >Hamas will NEVER win an election >Hamas will NEVER take over the Gaza strip >Assad will NEVER survive a US-backed rebellion >The US will NEVER agree to direct peace talks with the Taliban >Hamas rockets will NEVER be able to hit Tel Aviv >The Houthis will NEVER hold out against the Saudi military >Iran will NEVER be able to shoot down a US drone at high altitude >The Taliban will NEVER take a provincial capital >The Taliban will NEVER capture Kabul >China will NEVER organize rapprochement between Riyadh and Tehran >Hamas will NEVER be able to overrun multiple Israeli military bases and towns >The Houthis will NEVER be able to launch missiles to Israel >Hamas will NEVER force 100k+ Israelis to flee their homes >The IDF will NEVER get btfo by grenade drones >A Hamas fighter will NEVER directly place an explosive on an Israeli tank
<——————————————— (you) are here
the joke was that as a white man i'll be dodging the draft because i don't want to fight you and don't even care what you're doing. if they catch me i will be surrendering asap so please find a comfy place for me thanks.
I want to be the debt maxxer. I’m the guy that accomplishes nothing and only staying in the military because my dodge challenger takes up 2/3 of my paycheck.
woow totally organic thread
11+ hours of us army advertisement
the fucking state of this shithole
usa should simply start a foreign legion and stop the gay advertisement campaigns
Which one tortures children to get intel out of their parents? If I were young and stupid enough, I would want to enjoy the spoils of war. > enter enemy village > round up all children, separate from parents, into a big room, church, whatever > set up stage in center of town > on stage are instruments of torture, a couple men wearing hoods, and have ability to perform sadistic sex acts > one child put on stage, stripped naked > "where are the fighters/supplies/booby traps? > if no answer, child is raped, castrated, skinned alive, fed to dogs > next child ...
That is the reality of war, and it will come to that. The enemy must be de-humanized and ultimately genocided.
That's a good way to put the enemy into a "no step back" mode where they will fight you to the death literally tooth and nail. Expect suicide bombings to increase afterwards.
He is referencing something that actually happened. not the stage in the middle of town, but children being raped in front of their parents at Guantanamo. It did not cause a noticeable increase in terrorism surprisingly.
I hate how every single shooter now has these stupid character locked classes instead of customization. Why do I need to project myself into a black woman to play with the equipment I want? Vidya these days is terrible.
>Samuel the white men aren't fighting for us what should we do? >David I will cook some posters with women, naggers and nigress that will do!
israelites are such fucking inbred retards.
When I get conscripted I'm going to be the guy who mows the lawns on an air base. You guys can all go and die in the trenches without me, I'll be fine. And if my air base gets bombed, I'll ride my mower at top speed away from the bombs.
> No psy-op specialist role.
Something's missing here fed.
The Fragger
Officer status: Sleeping
Grenade status: Ready to go
IT'S
FRAGGING TIME
Laughed out loud at your post
White people... the title its wrong should be ww4
>Inflationary Argentinegger going from WW3 to WW4
SHIIEEEEEET
>Call of Booty: Simp Ops
Hoping WW3 will break out so that the israelites have no more western backing. Gonna make sure that number hits 6 million and beyond
Based rareflag.
I am unironically and legitly surprised there is such a thing as internet in Somalia.
not a single white male. and that's a good thing. but the israelite amerigolem army.
>but the israelite amerigolem army.
fuck* the israelite amerigolem army.
>not a single white male. and that's a good thing. but the israelite amerigolem army.
The special forces guy is. He had the worst job that causes the most PTSD and best chance of dying.
This is on purpose because many other groups are known to be cowards. You see the Mexican can drive the attack chopper because they are still brave enough in battle but that's a great job and future after your service.
the guy wearing the mask might be white, and the guy with his face and identity obscured by camo paint is also white. wonder what kinda message that sends.
also notice they have the frontline jobs with the highest casualties
If he's white and he fights for ZOG he's gay or a pedophile
There are literally 3 you myopic, melanated, man-sucking mongoloid
where is the fertilizer class?
I think that will come with the Eastern Europe DLC
You’ll pay dearly for that one Ivan
no you will pay reparations after the war, massive ones.
Shh, don't tell them.
dumb homosexual
he could just the smart thing and watch from far away how hohols and vatniks kill each other for the glory of bidet and cucktin but no
well he deserve a award, the darwin one
russians used cheats to get all the role slots beforehand
keked. a lot of Hispanicy russians on the board lately lmao
They've always been Hispanicy, you just didn't notice Satan
i bow to romanian posts
>where is the fertilizer class?
Russia exclusive
all white men are front and center meatshields. the rest play support. supporting the death of the white men
GoyBot
coolest looking one yes but Force multiplier just means you're cannon fodder common soldier
Force Multiplier = You have an optic on your gun that might fail after a week and the only thing you multiply is your ability to get shot because you're carrying loads of shit that shines like the sun on FLIR. USA is actually trying to purge its own and Call of Duty is actually playing out in real time (for the Xth time again- but nothing ever happens)
winrar
i was waiting for an edit like this , thank you champ.
heh
Excellent work, sides are gone.
Is he wearing a special helmet or what
Looks cool af
>all white models used in army poster
Bros…..
The Zoglem, ultimate boss you must defeat before facing the Antichrist
I would say the force multiplier but too bad my name is not tyrone or jamal.
Yeah cuz your name is Chink Rong Dong.
oh yeah shut the fuck up
Shut up boot throater.
>northwest eurasians and southeast eurasians can shit on each other for being chinky bastards
Truly we live in enlightened times.
>no rapist class
Why even fight bros?
You need to join the Russian Army for that.
>russian army
You'd receive less arse rape in ADX Florence.
That's the default class mate no worries.
Just run mods
The nagger poster
I post nagger daily so the word is never forgotten.
>nagger.
nagger.
i
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the shart in mart-er
Very diverse
I am thunder maker and my wife is dragon tamer
the dragon tamer is a nagger buck. you are gay af dude.
>Women as soldiers
Fuck you OP. I have zero patience with this bullshit.
They can be snipers, medics and drone operators, otherwise fuck off, am I right?
Well fine, realistically speaking, girls would probably make better snipers because of size. Sure, whatever.
They have to be sneaky, quiet and hide well.
Being a sniper is more about observational skills and evasion tactics. For every 1 round a sniper fires they spend 1000hrs just sitting and reporting on troop movements.
They'd get raped to death
I hope we lose 2 carriers and Israel then zog is consumed. Fuck your israelite war
israelite Slayer
no multiclass no buy
Where’s the”cannon fodder fighting for israeli financiers?”
that's an embedded trait, all characters have it.
That's a good one
The Miscegenation
not only is it cringe as fuck, it's also lame as fuck with the forced diversity of women and nagger and nagger women.
>The Breaking into a Drone Pilot's House and Killing his Family in their Sleep Guy
Nerve center so I can fucking allahu ackbar it.
If nuke war actually breaks out then the continuty of government deserves to die with the rest of us.
No rogue class?
0/10
The Chameleon is the only rogue class.
is the army hiring programmers? I thought they contracted all that shit out to lockheed and raytheon
why do they make it look like picking champs in league lmao
psyop cause maybe the zoomies will think its like a videogame
>Imports asians to fight asians
USA is The Whore of (Babylon) Israel
where the fuck is my wizard
I choose the GPO2
Replenisher for me.
>Alright, champ. Y'know Minecraft? Today will be like Minecraft, but with actual mines. We ran out of mine clearing equipment two months ago, so today we're --- well, you're --- gonna sprint, dodge, and jump your way through this minefield like you're Super Mario. When you make it to the other side, with or without your legs, there will be some goombas from the Chinese 4th Motorized Rifle Brigade waiting for you. But that's okay, once you see their trenches just cast fireball by pulling the pin on your grenade and throwing it. We promise that, to the best of our knowledge, most of their machine gun positions have been eliminated by artillery strikes, so you have a reasonable chance of success.
>bing bing wa-ACK
"replenisher"
Is that literally just a fucking chef?
kek i choose this
I will cook food for zog all day as they die
Chef is one of the best roles in the military.
Everyone like you. Little chance of fighting.
> Chef for the zogbot
>Not pissing in their last meal before they die
Ngmi
draft dodger
Plenty of diversity there. Good to see.
Wrong side
>half of that shit is women to be INCLUSIVE
at this point I just want females to die at the front line and make room for a future dominated by male-centered politics and waifubots.
Where's the Composter?
Hitler's Top Guy. That's who I will be.
not a single faceless mook with a gas mask?
big fucking gay.
Where's the draft dodger?
The Soi cucker
My job is to die for Israel, respect lgbtqq rights and get cucked by my girlfriend with Tyrone Smith. I post propaganda on Reddit for upvotes and Not to mention all the free soi lattes! Heckin yeah!
I'm obviously the replenisher since nobody else knows how to cook. But it's a waste of my talents.
i will never forget you force multiplier
The only 'class' with a gun.
>zogbot zoomer with cuckmask and COD-hud visor connected to braaap-tank from latest ewhore
war... war has changed...
where's the war profiteer class?
Nazi class for me
>Pro Tip
try reversing the image.
lmao they went full fucking Rainbow Six with this ad campaign. Too bad it's full of women.
why doesn't the chinese army just pretend to be immigrants and take over the usa army from the inside?
the us can't do anything against this because then they would be racist
There’s no proof that this isn’t already happening
It's now pictures there at the moment, but my class will be nagger/ israelite Slayer.
c0d3_f/ght3r here
I'm gonna pwn all these n00bs on GameFAQs and show them how 1337 I truly am
>cøde
what did they mean by that?
I want to put my penis inside of her vagina, mouth.
sexplosion.
also, having exploding knees sucks
The Enthusiast
THE ACCELERATOR
which class has no naggers, brown people, or women?
High ranks like General?
>he doesn't know
Yeah I know about that mentally ill one but assumed most of the generals were still white guys.
What are they trying to accomplish with this?
Do they want to draw mutts and women into the meatgrinder?
Do they want to create the most dysfunctional army to have ever walked the earth?
The millennial marketing team hired by the army heard the brass say "too many fuckin' young people are fat gamers thsse days, that's why recruitment is so low!" and they cocked this up in response because it resembles the menu selection of a hero shooter.
>Do they want to create the most dysfunctional army to have ever walked the earth?
They achieved that a long time ago. USA army and the west for the most part rely on tech superiority fighting armies who couldn't defend themselves against air raids. Things have changed now.
where is the bringer of homosexuality to botswana class?
What's Your Warrior?
A blend of three: Dragon Tamer, Chameleon, and Force Multiplier. That and add code breaker as an underlying trait. WWIII can become quite dangerous in short order.
I guess being a Pilot must be a thing for white men, yes?
>comments turned off
Fucking cowards. I wanted to see the ratios and read the Hispanicy comments. Sad. It's fucking over for ZOG. White guys are checking out.
Like ZOG was serving white guys to begin with. About time.
ZOG is like your fake rich friend you should have gotten rid of ages ago.
Goddamn, ZOG fatigue is at an all time high.
They've only shown the Emma video, I want the to see the rest.
Surely this is a joke?
American boomers will do anything and suck 500 nagger dicks, anything, except merely raising wages.
Relax anons, we absolutely will win.
T. Ex-glowie knower.
The Benedict Arnold
Replenisher
OP4
>tfw when no big tiddy c0d3_f/ghter gf to defrag my ssds
>defrag my ssds
The absolute state.
The Autist
I don't know I'm stuck in a cave because a ruski whore left me there after I shared my seat with her on a train.
>source:my dream
Where's the racist rapist deserter
I choose not to die for Israel. My class is "couch potato".
>nagger KILLER 3000
I didn't see my class on there.
The israelite Hunter
I'm going rogue with the boys.
>BWAK BWAK MOTHERFUCKER
Cant we make a pol one?
>The coomer
>The black Nazi
>The 29 y old boomer
Let's make class benefits, add racials. The whole 9 yards. We can have a pol RPG done in no time.
Nooticer Class checking in.
Welcome to military intelligence. You will be forwarding intel to the NEETS, the frogposters and the monster drinking DOOMERS.
the "NEET" should be the default class
add in the "Incel" & secret master class "Volcel"
The eternal seether should be a populated class as well.
They are like pols logictics. Without them we will run out of fuel.
I take the shitposter
The 5th Columnist. What now fedboi?
Mine:
>the village hole
>these holes win wars
I'm a man btw
>not a single white man in the picturws
top kek
i hope they send all of them to go die in taiwan
Everyone wants to be the force multiplier but I'd realistically be the wavelength.
I'd never join the military though. Fuck America. Fuck ZOG. Fuck israelites.
US need to up their propaganda game
Kek they won't be drafting white men? Interesting development. I'm back in.
are all these different nationalitys fighting against each other?
all the combat roles are white men
The Conscientious Objector
the replenisher. logistics win wars
new zogbots dropped
you must die for israel fucking subhuman doggy
drone operator but i don't do shit but watch tranime and manime instead
I choose the Saboteur Insurrectionist class.
THE FOLLOWER FOLLOWS EVERYBODY EVERYWHERE THEY GO
I pick Chameleon and use my skills to desert.
Tom Clancy is such a prolific author
All right Draftees,
roll for where you'll end up in the new world war...
>0: die in an embarrassing training exercise stateside XP
>1-3: lose your legs in a Ukrainian mudpit minefield.
>4-6: caught in an ambush in an Iranian mountain pass! ;_;7
>7-9: go down with the ship in South China Sea. All hands lost.
>dubs: Congratulations, you survived the war! xD
>trips: just kidding, you die in a false flag attack by Israel :^)
>quads: the conflict goes nuclear. You become a shadow on a wall.
Roll
roll
Rolling
rolling
Congrats
Let's go
roll
xD
50/50 odds so far
Please no mines reeeee
Death wish roll.
>The Thunder Maker
Wow US Army, you somehow made yourselves as gay as the homosexual ass Navy. Congrats
>Black dude is the virus hunter
Well that’s civilisation proper fucked boyos,
They forgot the white man. Living in the woods and hoping all the shitnaggers in that pic die violently
Same Energy. What's their voice lines?
no fragger?
>Hezbollah will NEVER force Israel to withdraw from southern Lebanon
>the Taliban will NEVER be able to organize an insurgency
>Moqtada al-Sadr will NEVER survive attacking US troops
>Iraq will NEVER become a pro-Iranian state
>Hezbollah will NEVER be able to keep firing rockets while fighting Israel for a month straight
>Israel will NEVER withdraw from Gaza
>Hamas will NEVER win an election
>Hamas will NEVER take over the Gaza strip
>Assad will NEVER survive a US-backed rebellion
>The US will NEVER agree to direct peace talks with the Taliban
>Hamas rockets will NEVER be able to hit Tel Aviv
>The Houthis will NEVER hold out against the Saudi military
>Iran will NEVER be able to shoot down a US drone at high altitude
>The Taliban will NEVER take a provincial capital
>The Taliban will NEVER capture Kabul
>China will NEVER organize rapprochement between Riyadh and Tehran
>Hamas will NEVER be able to overrun multiple Israeli military bases and towns
>The Houthis will NEVER be able to launch missiles to Israel
>Hamas will NEVER force 100k+ Israelis to flee their homes
>The IDF will NEVER get btfo by grenade drones
>A Hamas fighter will NEVER directly place an explosive on an Israeli tank
<——————————————— (you) are here
3 out of 4 of the things in your blogpost nobody ever said, not ever
>Labor to defeat the enemy
The CO fragger
I’m looking for a job more align with israelite banisher or Blackmancer. Or maybe just flip the on/off switch for the masturbater machines.
where is the "sitting this one out, i know who runs the world, NEET class"
The hero shooter market it over saturated. I don't think anybody is going to play this game.
>full team of chameleon retards
>never cap the objective
Admins really ought to add a class limit serv plugin
zoomer recruitment
The gamer.
Basically pic related
the white male
I want to be:
the truck driver
moving around supplies back in the states.
it's a tough demanding job
somebody has to do it
you will be in the trenches on the front line, swapping sexual favors sausages made of human meat.
accept your roll homosexual
>favors sausages
for
these aren't even bants
this is just really gay
what happened to you australia?
God anointed cape wearing king is the only position I can take
That what I'm talking about
may naggers normies Hispanics etc all fall for this shit and die horrible deaths
>*Gigachad.jpg*
>THE DRAFT EVADER
>"Not my problem"
THE WHITE DODGER
where did he go?
I AM DM
Also simple tab
X02210
XX0231
Next to oven dodgers
the joke was that as a white man i'll be dodging the draft because i don't want to fight you and don't even care what you're doing. if they catch me i will be surrendering asap so please find a comfy place for me thanks.
>mfw I multiply the HAMAS force
> Ray
> Cist
the raider
where is the white male?
he got drafted and already surrendered to russia or china wanting nothing to do with any war
Definitely replenisher. He's super OP.
shieet do the chefs actualy get those berets
For me, it's the Not Going to Die for Israel-er.
code fighter or force multiplier
I want to be the debt maxxer. I’m the guy that accomplishes nothing and only staying in the military because my dodge challenger takes up 2/3 of my paycheck.
Why are the white male faces either camouflaged or obscured?
>The ADVERSARY
>Out of chaos, order
>!switch
Class: Replenisher. Race: Orc. Level: 500.
Purpose: To feed and seed
If I smell a draft coming I will enlist in the chair force and do my desk job mediocrely
The only classes here are women, nigggers and Hispanics
The stay at home, not my problem class
I assume the replenisher is the rapist class?
My wife would argue I'm the THUNDERMAKER
games are for homos
>1pbtid
>230+ replies for a gay army ad
wow, this place is shit
R8 my class m8
black bitch is the brains of the operation
HAHAHA
Castle squatter
Why are all the dangerous and combat roles white people?
Chameleon. No question about it
woow totally organic thread
11+ hours of us army advertisement
the fucking state of this shithole
usa should simply start a foreign legion and stop the gay advertisement campaigns
Which one tortures children to get intel out of their parents? If I were young and stupid enough, I would want to enjoy the spoils of war.
> enter enemy village
> round up all children, separate from parents, into a big room, church, whatever
> set up stage in center of town
> on stage are instruments of torture, a couple men wearing hoods, and have ability to perform sadistic sex acts
> one child put on stage, stripped naked
> "where are the fighters/supplies/booby traps?
> if no answer, child is raped, castrated, skinned alive, fed to dogs
> next child ...
That is the reality of war, and it will come to that. The enemy must be de-humanized and ultimately genocided.
That's a good way to put the enemy into a "no step back" mode where they will fight you to the death literally tooth and nail. Expect suicide bombings to increase afterwards.
He is referencing something that actually happened. not the stage in the middle of town, but children being raped in front of their parents at Guantanamo. It did not cause a noticeable increase in terrorism surprisingly.
Kill all these and the worlds a better place
I choose spectator. Have fun guys, I'll enjoy the fireworks show.
I just ate a bunch of cabbage, so I claim The Thunder Maker.
>The Drone-grenade Catcher
I hate how every single shooter now has these stupid character locked classes instead of customization. Why do I need to project myself into a black woman to play with the equipment I want? Vidya these days is terrible.
Oh look a bunch of women and diversity hires. The exact reason no one wants to join the gay ass army. Throw some troons on there and you got it.
I pick covert masseur
>Samuel the white men aren't fighting for us what should we do?
>David I will cook some posters with women, naggers and nigress that will do!
israelites are such fucking inbred retards.
>i gotta reeeplenish
Has a ton of missing jobs, but wathever.
Benefits Sponge
special abilities: perpetually non-deployable but still gets promoted
Rat poster
Where is enemy collaborator? I would collaborate with Chink invaders on day 1.
The dead ZOGbot
>The Force Multiplier
pic rel is also a force multiplier
>The Woke Menace
Name my role
the canon farter
So fucking cringey. I do not respect anyone that joins up these days. How dumb can you be?
Class? Sounds like middle class jock bois and their special little secret societies to me.
Which class gets immunity against freak accidents caused by vaxmax'd vaxtarded, stroking, suddenly-dying, encephalopathy-ridden feral vaxlepers?
janny class
And which one gets atleast a higher resistance?
When I get conscripted I'm going to be the guy who mows the lawns on an air base. You guys can all go and die in the trenches without me, I'll be fine. And if my air base gets bombed, I'll ride my mower at top speed away from the bombs.
The Draft Revenger
>minorities all in the rear
>only white male is fighting
Wtf is wrong with these cunts