>chilling at work with only your EDC on hand
>pic related happens
What’s your next move?
>chilling at work with only your EDC on hand. >pic related happens
>chilling at work with only your EDC on hand
>pic related happens
What’s your next move?
>find coworker i don't like
>hey bro check out this fucking hole in the door
Fight it with my barehands and hope he gives me a challenge.
Shoot it in the face and watch it fuck off or die.
>Forget whether it was brown or black bears are supposed to be the giant pussies
>Tactically shid and fard
>Make a bunch of noise in my autistic fit anyway
>No clear shot yet, so find a better position and pray it fucks off before I find myself in a target rich environment
Black bears are pretty non confrontational, brown bears will eat your face. Best to stear clear of all of them.
9mm kills bears pretty well
Hydrate
Offer him cash
Bears don't have DT, light the bitch up
>bear was happily eating sticks
>some homosexual came and killed him for no reason
true and real
Shoot coworker in the leg so he's slower than me, then outrun him to the other exit.
If that bear can bend a steel door open, then clearly it's infected with the Umbrella Corporation t-virus, and 9mm will only piss it off.
>EDC only
>a fucking bear
As many Hornady Critical Defense .357 Magnums into its stupid face as I can manage before it gets more through the door than not, then run like a motherfucker if it's still coming through.
My last job was unironically as a shabbos goy for a synagogue, so I would only have to outrun a few old people before I was safe.
>What’s your next move?
Slowly walk away backwards. I've been around a few bears (black bears in PA) before and never had any problems.
>My last job was unironically as a shabbos goy
dios mio...
Same here, I'm lucky enough to be able to pull off a 3.5 inch .357 magnum as my EDC, OWB holster and it's perfectly covered by me wearing a shirt
>EDC only
>a fucking bear
It’s really not a big problem as long as you can hit it. A door in the way is a huge help too
>https://www.ammoland.com/2018/02/defense-against-bears-with-pistols-97-success-rate-37-incidents-by-caliber/
There have been a couple updates to this with more examples. Even .380, .38, and 9mm are fine. Missing is why they fail
Pic related
I carry a spare mag of FMJ. It kills bears, elk and hogs fine.
Pull out my knife and charge it with the scream of a man who wants to die fighting. I would go to prison if I took a gun to my workplace, but knives are considered tools, so a good death is the best I can hope for.
Rather be dealing with court b.s. I know I'll win than be dead
Place I work sells bear spray, so I guess I could open up one of those haha
My EDC is .380 lcp2 with a spare mag, might do the trick if I get it in the head. I also carry POM pepper spray, that might be effective enough to detour it. I would not want to have to fall back on my crkt m-16
Christ seeing that steel door bent like a can of soda really drives home that strength difference between us and that thing. I’d dump my mag into its face. Running won’t save you. I will not die a cowards death.
He just wants the charman
One shot, .357 mag. Call state game warden for corpse removal. I'd probably also call a couple of the local TV stations and be a superstar for five minutes. Use my hero status to take a couple of trophies for my grandkids, unless the unmutilated corpse has value to a museum or something.
I'm not allowed to carry at work and a bear on the other side of a door isn't worth the HR hassle of blowing my cover.
I call switchboard and announce 'security alert, bear'. Hopefully they can get animal control to come by and sedate it or some shit. Bear doesn't deserve to die for being a bit too friendly with the door.
invite the bear to take a seat. talk em into fucking your wife if theyre into that type of thing
Toss a few snacks through the hole and wave from a reasonable distance. It's a bear, not a nagger.
Whoever made that video is more of an actual nagger than the future space scientists in the right-hand frame. The only thing that vid required was the two video frames. Pasting any other picture or image onto it after that is just pure nagger all the way down to the lizard brain.
I respectfully disagree, a still frame wouldn’t capture how deliberately the bear worked to keep from dumping over the entire display. It actually tips it back into position before making the final selection. You do have a point on the second year med students and lawyers though.
Correction… I misread your post. Yes mr Clot Adams Dilbert is unnecessary.
here you go anons
Yell, jump and carry on, if he doesn't fuck off put a round into the floor, if he still doesn't fuck off put all the rounds into him.
Don't you have enough friends already, Winnie?
>>Fap fap fap fap fap fap
Try to pet him. If he's cool, feed him the largest piece of meat I can find. If he isn’t, feed him some Buffalo Bore 357s
good thing I edc a full sized 10mm with hard cast buffalo bore ammo
>black bear
just throw a garbage can at that fucking scavenger turn 360 degrees and walk away.
I wrestle it and make it submit to me as a hug pillow. Then I become homeless and live at the local park hunting squirrels and sleeping on the grass using my bear for warmth and cushion. During winter I turn the park bathroom into a den for my bear.
Wholesome
Bears are you friend
keep walking.
what are you, a snitch? i just see a good boy doing nuffin.
i wouldnt worry about it
Dude just wants a cola bears love cola
Problem is they become habitual so best to try and scare him off
What kind of gun is good enough for this situation?
>that near drool on the floor
Kill the bear and now the health inspector is angry over a dead bear the ceiling.
where the fuck is this from?
probably somewhere in Alaska.
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And that’s why I’m switching to an AR10 when I move to grizzly territory.
Dance party under the Norwegian moonlight?
Tell bosses' kid someone's at the door for him. Watch a 55y/o manchild get mauled.
I give the cute bear some snacks.
REMINDER: Bears eat you ass first. You don't get to die until later.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html
Google timothy treadwell. He was "Friends with bears right up until they ripped him and his girlfriend apart and ate both of them. homosexuals who treat animals like these like their house cats always wind up getting their skull bitten into like a Slim Jim.
Literally wtf is their problem?
test
Test
>EDC
>Glock 20
You dun fuckin goof'd BooBoo.