>"Yes Kommisar, I know you want one too." >"Of course Westoid tech isn't better than ours, I never said that." >"Look, I- no sir please le- look, it will take a while." >"-sigh-...No sir, welding katana blades you bought off Alibaba to an S5 would not be 'just as good'" >"Alright, I'll tell our mechanics to do it anyway. Yes, I think Putin will be very pleased."
Hi mommy, I'm alive, so so sorry you have to give car back.
But mommy please.
Ok mommy I will go back to frontline and get you the robot box plate washer
>Yes? >Yeah yeah? >Huh? >What's with the money? >Where are you calling? >To whom? >Who do you want? >Who are you? >Which Michal Palych? >I don't know, you got the wrong number, friend. >You. >What kind of money? >Where to? >Are you drunk or what, son?
>Da >Da, I am understand >Have you try turn on off tonk? >Tovarisch, I am of only go through list being given by command, pojalysta, am try to help >I am not know how powercycle fix turret of being in orbit, am not engineer >Tovari- >To- >OI >CYKA >NYET, YOU BE OF IDI NAHUI >NYET, COMMANDER IS NOT AVAILABLE, YOU CANNOT BE OF SPEAKING TO HIM >Oh, HIMARS, is human Kompot now >Da >... >Is okay, is difficult time for all, I am most apologetic also >So tank is still not start? >Can speak to driver? >Oi blin, problem is here, must find other half of driver, will know how start >Da >Da, da >ok, you have good day too >Da >Dasvidaniya
You lost ANOTHER T90A???
Administrative results: Slav style
"Yes, two more weeks. I'll be home in two more weeks."
>Vasiliy, blyat, I said target AZOV warehouse, A-Z-O-V, not fricking OZON!
>Attacked a neighbor's country
>Destroyed homes, killed relatives and friends
>Kidnapped 1.5 million Ukrainian to Russia
>All Russia is on fire
How could this happen?
>"Yes Kommisar, I know you want one too."
>"Of course Westoid tech isn't better than ours, I never said that."
>"Look, I- no sir please le- look, it will take a while."
>"-sigh-...No sir, welding katana blades you bought off Alibaba to an S5 would not be 'just as good'"
>"Alright, I'll tell our mechanics to do it anyway. Yes, I think Putin will be very pleased."
>"ПC: Pantsir Load Letter? What the blyat?"
>I SAY RUSH Z NOT RUSH B
Hi mommy, I'm alive, so so sorry you have to give car back.
But mommy please.
Ok mommy I will go back to frontline and get you the robot box plate washer
>Moshi moshi
>What do you mean "we dont have more arty shells" ?
>Yes?
>Yeah yeah?
>Huh?
>What's with the money?
>Where are you calling?
>To whom?
>Who do you want?
>Who are you?
>Which Michal Palych?
>I don't know, you got the wrong number, friend.
>You.
>What kind of money?
>Where to?
>Are you drunk or what, son?
> >Are you drunk or what, son?
That was translated incorrectly.
> are you drunk or WHO?
>You're being shot at from the school!?!? Ah well might as well shell it. Little shit Nazis have their hands on AKs too.
>another ammo dump?
>I understand your frustration
>Hello, thank you for calling Czech support. How may assist?
>To shreds you say?
>And how is your commander?
>To shreds you say?
ITT
>absolute cringe
>I got a nice washing machine for you.
>Da
>Da, I am understand
>Have you try turn on off tonk?
>Tovarisch, I am of only go through list being given by command, pojalysta, am try to help
>I am not know how powercycle fix turret of being in orbit, am not engineer
>Tovari-
>To-
>OI
>CYKA
>NYET, YOU BE OF IDI NAHUI
>NYET, COMMANDER IS NOT AVAILABLE, YOU CANNOT BE OF SPEAKING TO HIM
>Oh, HIMARS, is human Kompot now
>Da
>...
>Is okay, is difficult time for all, I am most apologetic also
>So tank is still not start?
>Can speak to driver?
>Oi blin, problem is here, must find other half of driver, will know how start
>Da
>Da, da
>ok, you have good day too
>Da
>Dasvidaniya
>If you only knew how blyat things really are.