CANADA WANTS TO JOIN AUKUS

Canada just announced it wants to join Pillar 2 of AUKUS. They want access to AI, quantum computing, hypersonics, drones and intelligence from US, UK, Australia but fricking get this, they don't want to contribute to Indo-Pacific security or the costs involved in AUKUS Pillar 1 program (SSN-AUKUS).

Imagine wanting absolutely all the benefits of the AUKUS pact and none of the costs or burdens and then really believing everyone else is chill with it because why not? It's peak delusion. I mean Australia alone is jacking in $300 billion into AUKUS.

At what point did Canada become a third world shithole begging for gibs? I mean there's freeriding and then this whatever the frick this is.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/08/canada-aukus-defence-pact

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know they've got a gay government that they voted in but this shits been going on for years and I'm absolutely sick of these dropkicks.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      First it was the fricking F-35s that they wouldn't buy under Harper then Trudy swore he'd never buy until he did. Then they fricking scoffed at Obama when he asked about meeting their NATO commitment, then they scoffed at Trump for asking the same, then Biden. Then they want new submarines but don't want to pay for them. Then they want an icebreaker, then they want to defend the Arctic but don't want to invest in doing so. Why pay for shit when US will do it.

      Is this a nation of israelites, or did the French DNA turn these anglos into selfish degenerates? At this point I'd rather die for Israel than these fricking turd roaches.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's partly the Fr*nch (this is just what they're like) and partly thinking they're entitled to whatever benefits the UK gets because they're still commonwealth

        AUKUS works because UK and US have histories of naval power and AU has an excellent position to benefit from contributing towards Indo-Pacific naval power, which is more difficult for UK and even US. NZ is in a similar position, but much less able to contribute because of its size

        CAN is a naval embarrassment that has been leeching off USN supremacy and the de-facto isolation created by the Arctic for well over half a century. Mexico could sooner meaningfully contribute to the alliance than CAN, even without removing the fricking cartels

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They want access to AI, quantum computing, hypersonics, drones and intelligence from US, UK, Australia
    Correction, China wants that and the puppet government in power in Canada currently is trying to get it for them before they hit a no confidence vote and get punted.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not only do they want gibs, but they are so compromised by China that they would utterly defeat the purpose of AUKUS by joining it. Yes, many politicians in the US (and probably UK and Australia) are bought off by China. But Canada is on another level, not even lifting a finger to disentangle themselves from China. Invading and militarily occupying Canada would do more to advance security in the Pacific than allowing those homosexuals to join AUKUS

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canadian economy is basically selling oil and real estate to Chinese people

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Invading Canada would be considered an act of war by China- Canada is their territory lmao

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the economy of Australia is..

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Australia is in a strategically important location, Canada isn't.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Canada would actually have control over one of the most vital seaways in WW3 (the Northwest Passage) if we actually bothered having a navy. But we don't, so we have no way to contest the US claim that it's "a canal lol".

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              US will unironcially rock Canada’s shit if they try to restrict our access in the South Pole. I personally think it’s an American imperative that we forcefully incorporate much of northern Canada into the state of Alaska,

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe then we can actually start treating the natives properly instead of doing Canada's bullshit of turning all indigenous land into federal property for "preservation" or just abandoning it altogether

                but realistically speaking the US dislikes invasion immensely. still haven't even invaded Cuba, and the parts of Mexico just south of the border would literally rather be US states and the US is like "well that's your problem amigo".

                wrong end of the planet, but you've got the spirit

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                > wrong end of the planet, but you've got the spirit

                Kek.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Australia's strategic importance is mostly to itself. The oil flows west, China not going to cut that off and if you're thinking about Malacca and Sunda etc. those are a long way away and Vietnam and India are more important. Meanwhile Canada is on the North pole under the apogee of most significant missile exchanges

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's an important staging location for the US in the event of any potential war with China. Also will be GREAT for additional ports for US SSNs and SSBNs to repair/replenish.
              Guam is too smol and Japan is too close to China.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. How anyone has the confidence to speculate on Australia's "strategic importance" while not knowing the vital role in the Pacific during WW2 is a mystery to me

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              only 4 ways to get from pacific to indian oceans and 2 of them are around australia

      • 12 months ago
        Li D

        Top crude oil exports from Canada are to USA, Spain, UK, India, and Netherlands,you ignorant sinophobic knob goblin.
        You are blatent, in your face, liar.
        Ask your mother what she reckons about lying toe rags such as yourself. You are liar and your trousers are on fire.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canada is a 5th column. What is it now, like 50% Chinese at this point? Fricking French boy has fricked the country beyond salvation.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only do they want gibs, but they are so compromised by China that they would utterly defeat the purpose of AUKUS by joining it. Yes, many politicians in the US (and probably UK and Australia) are bought off by China. But Canada is on another level, not even lifting a finger to disentangle themselves from China. Invading and militarily occupying Canada would do more to advance security in the Pacific than allowing those homosexuals to join AUKUS

      Canadian parliament had a vote to eject their KNOWN CCP candidate in the libs today. And guess what, fricking Trudeau and his cabinet abstained from voting. IMAGINE that shit, they abstained from voting out a spy who was involved in political interference because it would upset china and appear racist!

      In another era that government would be fricking hung from the nearest lamp post in leaf world they'll probably vote him back in.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did the vote succeed without Trudeau? t.can't be bothered to read the news

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, he got thrown out.
          The fact that the ruling party, which he was also a part of, refused to vote is the disturbing part.

    • 12 months ago
      afatoldman

      20.2% Asian.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    That actually is irritating. First step to joining anglo-gang is carrying the responsibility of anglo-gang.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would pay their way, Canada has a good wallet. This is just 5 eyes but expanded.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They would pay their way
        Yea anon, that's the whole fricking point they aren't bringing anything to the table, the Canadian defense minister said they want to cooperate under AUKUS Pillar 2 and that's it, what they bring is 'their cooperation'. In fact she went full moron at one point:

        >"Canada can be pretty involved about deepening cooperation on AI, quantum computing and completely different reducing-edge utilized sciences … with our closest allies,”

        That's a direct quote anon.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao frick I hate canada, at least they're finally buying F-35s and supposedly are still set to buy 15 of the Canadian Surface Combatant.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok but they're not freeloaders.
          What is your problem with them? They would probably be asked by the rest to provide value in one way or another for access you think the others would just let them in for nothing.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ok but they're not freeloaders.
            Avoided defense investment because your ally is willing to pay the tab is the literal definition of freeloading anon. In defense it's often called freeriding.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              What do they have to defend against anon, they're a valuable ally that has contributed to every single major US/UK war.
              Also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Foreign_military_bases_in_Canada
              Please shut the frick up.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You realize it's Canada that benefits from the rule cases order yes? It makes these token contributions because it has to, it hasn't contributed meaningfully since WW2. And you only have to look at naval fleet sizes to appreciate this in full. You went from having a capable military pulling it's weight in WW2 to having a nil military that hasn't contributed shit for 80 years.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they're a valuable ally that has contributed to every single major US/UK war.
                And we could not contribute meaningfully to a war that happens in the Pacific tomorrow. If Canada wants to maintain the "good ally" streak they're going to need to be the Canada that operated multiple aircraft carriers in the 50s, not the husk of today.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            NO ANON. Its like five eyes. US/UK/AUS are net producers of intelligence, Canada and NZ are net consumers. They don't contribute intelligence because that requires investment in intelligence collection and analysis. Thats an absolute fact and this is your own analysts that say this read Carvern.

            They don't 'contribute in their own way', the reality is they don't contribute at all and that's been the case for decades and it's directly a function of living next to the US and in benign geography. This isn't usually an issue because we'd rather have you in the tent then out of it, but don't talk absolutely nonsense about Canada's contributing in its own way. That's the kind of soppy shit that Trudy would say.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not a Canuck, I'm not even Canadian.
              They've been there for decades willing to help, and the west obviously considers them a valuable asset because they keep letting them "freeride", so they must be providing some value. I don't see what your problem is.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They've been there for decades willing to help
                the net negative size of their contributions thus far demonstrates this to be false

                the Anglosphere is also not "the west"

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They would pay their way,
        Just like it does in defence spending and NATO? Where it won't muster up close to 2%. When Ukraine started even Europe started dumping into defence. You know what Canada did. Pledged 8 billion over five years. And guess what that was for, it was an adjustment on inflation.

        The fact is less than 40% of the public want increases to defense and so, no, Canada will not pay it's way, it hasn't historically and politically it can't.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          And that's because Canada isn't a serious nation, it's doesn't have serious people in government and it's population is moronic. It's been smoking the peace dividend for so long now it's fricking brain dead.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, fine, but they basically help out every single western war so who cares. The UK uses them for training also.

          And that's because Canada isn't a serious nation, it's doesn't have serious people in government and it's population is moronic. It's been smoking the peace dividend for so long now it's fricking brain dead.

          What exactly do they need that military for beside expeditionary forces anon? They're surrounded on all sides by the USA, the fricking ice caps or vast distances of water.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What exactly do they need that military for beside expeditionary forces anon? They're surrounded on all sides by the USA, the fricking ice caps or vast distances of water
            Canada could have a totally independent home defense while cooperating without relying on the US. Three fleets of six AEGIS destroyers (actually in progresss), six modern (not Upholder class) submarines and an F-35B carrier would be a good start. We don't need a huge land component, being able to field a division sized element for NATO/CAUKUS operations would be nice for actually being seen as contributing.

            But those are all pipe dreams, Canada is missing some real fricking inexcusable basics, like "literally any system that shoots up". Canada has no theater level SAM, no tactical SAM, no MANPADS, nothing. Canada is entirely reliant on either the RCAF (which is garbage tier until we get F-35s) or more realistically the USAF to deal with any flying threat.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Canada is a vassal of USA, unironcially. It is time for the US to take charge and force the chink menace put of its sphere of responsibility.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is their current administration.
        They literally just expelled someone from the current ruling party for being a Chinese spy, said party abstained from the vote and the individual in question had been acting as a Chinese spy for several years at this point.
        They are also refusing to permit a public inquiry for any reason whatsoever, while bringing in people who are close friends of the party to "investigate the situation and provide feedback" which is a strategy they've used to dodge potential public inquiries several times now.
        On top of all that, the party has had 7 corruption investigations brought before them and at least 4 of them have resulted in successful convictions.
        The issue is that Canada's current leadership may as well be a Chinese asset, and has been proven to permit actual Chinese assets to operate within their government.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure the other nations involved can intelligence risk assess better than you.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let's not forget that Trudy swears no one in the Canadian intelligence informed him of the spy OR his lieing about that and they did in which case (a) Trudy didn't listen or (b) Trudy didn't care. Either way were talking about either massive (bordering on criminal) incompetence of the leaf intelligence community OR we're talking about treason.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to call it CAUKUS, right?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah theyre gonna call it U SUCK A

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah
        CUK-US-AUS

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU?
        YA FLAT

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canukus

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if they just go with AUKCUS? Practically the same thing with no change of inflection.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canada is an ally of China
    Frick Canada and frick Canadians

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canada is gay as frick. The UK, Australia, and New Zealand (to a lesser extent) are all cool and their banter is funny. Why did Canada not receive the based gene?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >New Zealand
      nope, nope, nope. Basically just as cucked as Canada when it comes to chink influence.

      Hell, NZ spit on the US when they disallowed nuclear armed or fueled ships in their waters and then called for a US destroyer to visit and kicked them out for carrying nukes on board.

      Further, NZ said they wouldn't allow RAN AUKUS subs to operate in NZ waters either.

      Fricking NZ sucks ass.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        NZ policy is to be the only western nation to not get nuked directly or indirectly, while being the safe haven of the rich and successful, and too far to be bothered.
        I think it's not a bad idea personally, it's just Switzerland but far away.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi New Zealander here with some indsider info private, corporate and political.

        Same CCP Influence- Nope most of our chinks fled from the CCP.

        In a wartime senario NZ would allow US ships in our waters just probably limit where they can dock.

        Its barely been discussed.

        Yes it does but mostly due to the commie c**ts in Labour running the country into the ground. These frickers don't even get the potholes fixed.

        Were currently a country that typically has Australia style politics and standard of living but currently resemble south africa due to the frickwits currently "managing" the country.

        Anything else you have to say I will disregard because you either have no clue what your talking about or your lying.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you either have no clue what your talking about or your lying.
          Typical NZ bullshit, we should have nuked you in the '80s the moment you c**ts ASKED for a US destroyer to make a port of call and then publicly kicked them out and made it a political statement about nuke policy acting like the US did something wrong when you homosexuals are the ones who invited the destroyer in the first place knowing full well it was carrying nukes on board.

          Tldr get fricked and I would actively protest ANY military support or aid for your country under ANY circumstances outside of humanitarian relief from a natural disaster.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nope most of our chinks fled from the CCP.
          And you believe that?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            China and Russia are actively sending "dissidents" as a fifth column in the west, and anybody who suggests we pump the brakes gets called a racist. It's tiresome and people won't wake up until it's too late. The few protests against China in English speaking countries often get swarmed by Chinese thugs who are by all appearances the "normal" people apparently here because they oppose the CCP.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nope most of our chinks fled from the CCP.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want China to take us over. I like their food and their bing chilling.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            At the risk of being called a Chicom, those are some spiffy uniforms.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, 2 guys.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Two guys flanked by dozens of other Chinese nationalists singing the national anthem and waving the flag on the streets of another country because they oppose Hong Kong maintaining it's promised sovereignty.
              It sounds like it's a matter of number for you. How many Chinese fifth columnists need to appear before it's a problem to you? Radical political movements don't start off with tens of thousands, they build up slowly.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NZ
      They're not even in AUKUS, they've banned any nuclear-powered vessel from their waters, they're a bunch of fricking homosexuals. They're even worse than Canada, Canada's at least offering to be responsible.

      NZ policy is to be the only western nation to not get nuked directly or indirectly, while being the safe haven of the rich and successful, and too far to be bothered.
      I think it's not a bad idea personally, it's just Switzerland but far away.

      >I think it's not a bad idea personally, it's just Switzerland but far away.
      Sure, fine, they can be as "neutral and detached" as US pacific superiority and defense partnerships with Australia allows, whatever. Just so long as they keep that pinko horse off my TV.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >At what point did Canada become a third world shithole begging for gibs?
    2015, when the CCP backed "liberal" party took power.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll probably leak the shit to China too.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They'll probably leak the shit to China too.
      *They'll definitely leak the shit to China too.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hypersonics
    >the US , UK or Australia
    AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
    AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHA the west is fricking worse than the 3rd world when it comes to hypersonics

    lmfao, North Korea has them for christ sake
    what the absolute frick happend to the "west" where such a scenario can even happen?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leave to a brown person to think a ballistic missile strapped to an airplane is a “hypersonic” missle. lol, US had that shit in the 70s.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Li D

        Imagine being so ignorant as to think someone with brown hair thinks a certain way!!!! It's like being champion ignorant!!!
        You win piss flaps for breakfast, you utter champion. Well done champ on your top intellect.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please stop pretending Pershing II clones are wave riding hypersonic cruise missiles

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Parallels of Rome & Byzantium. Possibly the USA is Constantinople and the UK is Rome, or vice versa. The American upper classes will speak with British accents by the year 2150.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong thread? By the way, Britain's upper classes will speak with Paki/Indian accents by 2150, and America's upper classes will either be completely negrified or will have autistically embraced a trad-WASP larp culture. Screencap this

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The leaf appears.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I am not a leaf. I think Canada is so compromised by China that the US should invade and take the opportunity to seize all Chinese property and round up all Chinese agents in Canada

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good. I thought you were chicomming as a leaf. Undoubtedly the best outcome for Canada is invasion / nuclear holocaust.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Time for a 2 week special military operation? Canadian military so weak it wouldn't be able to defend

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Half or more of the Canadian armed forces would join with the invading US forces.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                a quarter of the canadian civilians would try to join too

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              This but unironically. Montana, North Dakota, Alaska, and New York national guards could conduct the whole operation without much trouble

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Montana, North Dakota, Alaska, and New York national guards
                Boy Scouts from Idaho, Montana, and the Dakotas would sweep from B.C. to Manitoba.
                > sorry Ontario, we've seen your work, un-frick Montreal and we'll talk

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The American upper classes will speak with British accents by the year 2150.
      They already tried that. It died.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_accent

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Firstly, frick Canada. Secondly frick Canada, thirdly, and this is the most important part - frick Canada.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The day of the rake can't come soon enough

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sincerely hope Canada is denied. They cannot be trusted.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, get rid of Fidel Castro's illegitimate child first then we will talk.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're invading Canada in the next twenty years with or without Castro Jr. Canada remaining outside of American control opens it to foreign (Chinese) influence, and Canadians are too weak-minded and jealous of Americans to not aid China. The answer is military occupation for ~50 years, before finally being annexed as a territory like Puerto Rico

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We're invading Canada
        If it happens in 2072, the Fallout timeline will be complete.
        > and I'm moving to Anchorage

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tactical assessment: Red Chinese victory... impossible.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Canada breaks from the commonwealth to become Chinese tributary
    >US justifies invasion and conquers upper half of North America
    >Land bridge to Alaska
    Please Canada never stop being China's personal sissy slave

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    who would give them nuclear subs with the way they treated the 2nd hand British diesel subs they bought.

    >some moronic leaf leaves a hatch open during a fricking hurricane in the irish sea
    >seawater floods the battery compartment causing a massive metal fire
    >an irish coast guard ship tries to respond but has to turn back due to heavy damage from the force 12 storm
    >2 British frigates respond and since the type 23s are stoutly built (cod war was fresh when they were designed) they brave the storm and take the boat under tow before it flounders
    >they air lift the wounded sailors to British hospitals
    >literally the first thing canadian officals do is blame Britain for causing the accident due to the subs being faulty.

    laid up cannibalized for spares in Canadian "service" was really a sad end for the Upholder class which is impressive since in British service their operational high point was failing to scuttle HMS Sheffield due to faulty Tigerfish torpedos

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      read the thread, they don't even want the subs.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They bought

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just because they paid fire sale (hehe) prices doesn't mean they can blame British shipbuilding for every accident they cause and their subs not working when they don't pay for overhauls.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh wait you are implying they got bogged by the MOD

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seriousl question. How is the Upholder still floating? Is this not a 40 year old sub?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            they were mid-lifed on the cheap as part of the sale to Canada but otherwise diesel boats can last a good while even if their operational availability falls off a cliff. There are still former US ww2 submarines in active service.

            I guess its more common with surface ships since they don't need to be put under severe pressure.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >domp eet

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Letting Canada join would be a huge mistake, they have nothing to contribute, they are a failing country full of cucks.
    >t.leaf

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk I just see this entire thread as Chink psyops.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Idk I just see this entire thread as Chink psyops.
      Most of the people in here are COMPLAINING about Chinks.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do realise that's literally how they cover this shit.
        "Chinks are totally strong look we're influencing you neighbours YOOESSAYY"

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, it's not a matter of China being strong, it's the fact that the liberal party has consistently been embroiled in corruption since it's inception.
          Saying "China owns the liberal party" is on par with saying "You know that chick that everyone in town's fricked, yeah, I fricked her too".

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many a chink has tried to divide the anglos but in this case people are just pissed at canada. Read the room homosexual.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, everyone's livid about how Canada's been acting for a while now.
        t. leaf

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This, everyone's livid about how Canada's been acting for a while now.
          >t. leaf
          yep, you know it's a shitshow when former liberal ministers are calling out trudeau

          https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/national-defence-trudeau-nato-1.6811632

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to look at Canada's navy to see how dire it is
    >The only vessels laid down after 2000 are the 2 harry dewolf patrol boats and 8 Orca patrol boats
    >Oooph
    >Look at their subs and see that one was laid down in '83 and wasn't commissioned till 2015
    >the hell
    >Decommissioned in 1994
    >Fate: Handed over to Canada
    kek

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canadian surface combatants are coming

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never ever

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          15 of them

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >shipboard wifi
            gotta attract the young folk some way I guess...

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              you joke but if it's sufficiently secure an onboard network with internet capability is a really useful thing to have for fleet operations and internal ship communication alike - worst case scenario it's still a comms backup system

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Be CANADA
            >No AW destroyers to escort your ASW frigates
            >Buy 15
            Kek

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean they're not incompetent air defense ships, they've got SPY-7 and SM-2, which hopefully means SM-6 in the future. Plus ESSM can quadpack in Mk 41. I wish it had twice the VLS cells, though.

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Canada
    >ACK-US

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CAUKUS
    lel

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JPG
    >Canada just announced it wants to join Pillar 2 of AUKUS. They want access to AI, quantum computing, hypersonics, drones and intelligence from US, UK, Australia but fricking get this, they don't want to contribute to Indo-Pacific security or the costs involved in AUKUS Pillar 1 program (SSN-AUKUS).
    That sounds exactly like Canada and I expect nothing more than lipservice to the first pillar
    t. leaf

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna happen.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impressive.

    With this most recent achievement, fate has, in a single stroke, marked the decline of the west and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the Canadian leaf, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to the historically bloody ascent of western powers and the cruel subjugation it brought to the humbler nations of the world. The blessings of Canadian plasma stealth technology, undetectable hypersonic combat vehicles, quantum direct-current electricity, neutrino submarine detectors, gamma titanium mono crystal turbines, quantum aircraft carriers, unmanned autonomous A.I. tanks, near-space ballistic air-to-air missiles, super light tanks, +2km range airburst rifles, quantum enhanced railguns, 5G Remote Surgery, magnetized plasma cannons, and quantum superalloy drones will be the instruments with which Canada affirms its noble stewardship of 21st century world politics and offers the non-western world a different option; an humanist alternative to the depredations of Western leadership and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified multilateralism.

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Canada wants gibs
    Frick 'em.
    Their own CSIS (their hybrid NSA/CIA/FBI) has given up on Canada
    > branches of Federal government "hopelessly penetrated" by ChiComs
    > provincial governments ditto
    > even down to the ridings (their local precincts) hopelessly penetrated by the ChiComs
    There's active money laundering of drug money through tribal casinos so the First Nations really don't give a frick.
    Oh, Canada! Unfrick your domestic situation and then maybe we'll let you have some subs.
    t. has been to the range at Nanoose.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      To correct your partial misunderstanding:
      CSIS CIA
      CSE NSA
      RCMP FBI
      CFINTCOM DIA

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Australia and Canada are a lot a like we both have neglected our militaries for decades. We both have been compromised by Chinese spies/agents in our Parliaments. We both have be victims of chinese coercion. Australia responded by beefing up its military, planning to acquire SSNs, purging the Chinese agents like Gladys like or Sam dastaryi and making new economic deals with India or the UK. Canada responds by sitting on their ass, flip flopping on the F-35, ignoring the CSIS reports on Chinese influence and letting zhangs walk over them.

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No blue in the flag. Not allowed. Red blue and white only.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canadian Empire rise up

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy cope

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably being Chinese spies

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAAUKUS?

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't AUKUS just a way for US and UK to bully Australia into buying shit?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a deal for nuclear submarines, which Canada is not currently or any time soon in the market for. Australia is. There was a lot of hand wringing in Canada at the time, as there always is when it's not part of something. But Canada does not want nuclear submarines. They don’t have the money for nuclear submarines at this point.

      However, in the months since Aukus was formed, a number of working groups have formed to deal with emerging and disruptive technologies. AI and such. Canada already shares intelligence with Australia, the United Kingdom, the United States and New Zealand – an agreement known as the Five Eyes.

      It's in Canada’s interest to try to be in those working groups of AUKUS that aren't related to submarines. The door is not shut for Canada to be involved, but Canada will have to show what it can bring to the table. Canada has emerged as a leader in artificial and signals intelligence, so that's likely the angle they'll play.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >door is not shut for Canada to be involved
        Yes, it is. Canada is a wholly owned subsidiary of the ChiComs.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but we already had a deal for submarines and the US was basically like, nah you need to buy ours instead and we basically had to par reparations to France to cut the contract and then pay for these more expensive subs. And who knows when we'll ever see them.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well at the time when Aus was signing for the French subs, they didn't hate China so much. Then COVID happened and China sanctioned the shit out of Aus, since AUS asked for an independent investigation into the origins of COVID. This made Aus take a more oppositional stance to China, as opposed to the fence sitting they were doing before. That in turn meant Aus needing something that could actually be useful in a fight against China. Instead of submarines that would protect their coasts, Aus needed something that could go up to the south china sea and work with American subs.

          For the record, Aus isn't making American subs. They'll be British designed with US technology. A combination of UK submarine design and US defence technology will contribute to the development of the new SSN-Aukus submarine – intended as the future attack submarine for both the UK and Australia. Both Australia and the UK intend to start building SSN-Aukus submarines in their domestic shipyards before the end of this decade. The first such boat may enter into UK service in the late 2030s, but the Australian navy will receive its first Australian-built SSN-Aukus submarine in the early 2040s.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >British engineering
            Oh no.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Brits make good boats, both surface and underwater ones. Other than that you'd be right.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah fair actually. I forgot that the sun never sets.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hatch fails to close while submarine is diving

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Operator error happens quite often anon.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they didn't hate China so much
            ""We"" did and many policies were introduced that targeted chinese money, influence, and power in Australia. however these actions often had to be broad and not seem to only go after China.
            >banning all foreign political donations
            >new investment rules that target all SOEs
            >trade deal aimed at diversification from chinese supply chains
            >joining minilateral organisations that pick up where regional blocs fail
            Sometimes they had no choice but to target China only
            >first c**t to ban hauwei from 5g
            Without the ability to hurt China on their turf Australia will always be on the backfoot enter AUKUS

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Let's not forget
              >Hype up war with China
              >Promote conservative values
              >Elect in a known Chinese spy MP and call anyone racist if they mention it
              Goddamn I'm glad that party is out.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >However, in the months since Aukus was formed, a number of working groups have formed to deal with emerging and disruptive technologies.
        link?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/04/05/fact-sheet-implementation-of-the-australia-united-kingdom-united-states-partnership-aukus/

          Here you go, fatso.

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fully support USA annexing Canada, Australia annexing NZ, and the foundation of Imperial AUKUS as a globe-spanning nation.

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    A FRICKING LEAF

    frick off we're full

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they don't want to contribute to Indo-Pacific security or the costs involved in AUKUS Pillar 1 program (SSN-AUKUS).

    Just offer it all to Japan, they would be willing to be Pillar 1 member. Build a full blown Pacific Treaty Organization

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Canada asks to be a Pillar 2 member to get in on the Gundams

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the media rumors about japan joining AUKUS were floating around japan basically said they weren't interested and any media rumors were baseless.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        japan also says any rumors of it possessing aircraft carriers are baseless

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do wonder at what point Canada is compromised by China enough that the US starts to wonder if it actually needs to worry about our northern border. The Envoy or whatever that Canada kicked out today that had the Party currently in power ABSTAIN is mildly worrisome if said party stays in power.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like the Brits being compromised in the 70's by Russian blackmail? It could be a thing. But shit, look at Feinstein, the CCP have bought US Senators.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the CCP have bought US Senators
        Maybe they do it for free.

  38. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate when little bro demands I let him hang out with my friends.

  39. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    so caaukus? has a nice ring to it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      cuckus (the plea from france)

  40. 12 months ago
    Indian Shill

    More like wienerUS

  41. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't trudy recently tell Biden "Canada will never meet its nato obligations stop asking" frick em

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Canada get Leopards to Ukraine quicker than the US could even get Bradleys in let alone Abrams?

  42. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will give us everything, and we will give it to China.

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