>The United States and Canada will discuss in the next two days the composition of an international force for Haiti in response to the serious humanitarian crisis that the Caribbean country is experiencing, it was reported in Washington on Wednesday
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Operation Gothic Serpent II when?
Soon brother soon
Leafs
>Canada announces free visas and limitless migration from Haiti
We're going back boys
I heard Bahamas was interesting in helping too
This is all in retaliation to Saudi Arabia COMPLETELY humiliating the United States over the oil debacle.
But in other news, it’s astonishing to see the Western public completely OK with a war under pretenses THIS weak.
Only Iraq was a lie on your list. Keep coping and post Bakhmut, Vanya.
Only iraq was a lie, even then, they had WMDs that were found.
Where?
Can Haiti just dissolve already, kill all the Black folk and give it to the Dominicans
Maybe
Fricking Regiment will finally get their blood in Haiti
>Haitianfren
why are you hatian
just leave
>just leave
>not using "just leaf"
Is the /cum/ alliance finally upon us bros?
AGENTS OF CUM ASSEMBLE (+ Britain as sidekick)
Are you sure that's a mexican?
>Are you sure that's a mexican?
Yes, that's obviously a Marine.
>mexico flag on his arm
That's just a US Marine that forgot to put the right patch on.
He doesn't have a underbarrel grenade launcher so I'm calling bullshit
Operation CUM
soon brothers
Good ole US and Canada riding to the rescue of savages.
A French Nuke would be the proper solution
Alright /k/, you and your gang have been having a blast ruling over your own little slice of Haiti for a few months but it looks like the fun police are coming to shut you down. How do you prepare? The best I can think of is keeping as low of a profile as possible during the intervention and either waiting for them to leave or presenting myself and my men as eager collaborators willing to help restore order.
Stock up a few Chinese MANPADS beforehand. When they start their operation have my guys take to the rooftops and hopefully hit a helicopter, if we can down a transport plane we’ll be shittin’ in tall cotton. Either way the immediate goal is to cause American casualties. We’re a nation that has done nothing to the US, public support for this war is going to be thin, especially once boys start coming home in boxes.
I would have EFP IED’s layed out on the roads from the airport. Same goal, every headline about troops dying gruesome deaths is one step closer to getting them to pack up.
The next phase of this would be once the Americans have established their presence. We’re going to use ROE and their political strife against them. Every time one of my guys gets killed we’re going to put videos of his mom crying and telling us what a good boy he was and how he didn’t do anything wrong (and we’ll leave out the part about him taking pot shots at the Americans). We’re going to frame this invasion as Americans coming to an island full of black people to do the same thing their racist police do at home. This will decrease their support at home and from Europe.
Lastly, since this is a humanitarian mission the Americans will be going big on hearts and minds. Handing out water and food, free clinics and all that good stuff. The Hatian people will have none of it. I’ll make it known that anybody caught taking help from the Americans is going to be beaten within an inch of their life. A beating for anybody who so much as smiles at a soldier. We’ll show the world all this aid they throw out to us and how we leave it on the streets because we’re afraid it’s poisoned. We won’t so much as speak to them because we’re afraid the big bad Americans will shoot us for fun.
In short, it’ll be a psywar on the American public. Use ambush tactics to cause casualties and cry racism when they respond to make the politicians call the soldiers home.
>nogs turning down free gibs
you had me going till then
Oh, we’re going to take them, but not before we show everybody how we’re refusing to take them. We just can’t be seen taking them.
I was under the impression haiti is a stable and beautiful country, the total opposite of chaos and a shit hole that needs saving
lmao it is literally one of the worst places on earth
It would be great if we just genocided the Haitians.
Can't you just go there alone? It's not like you need a permission.
I like that this will lead to closer ties with burger bros but why are we wasting tax dollars on killing Black folk in Haiti when our economy is collapsing?
Can't Canada do the right thing? Just import all the Haitian as a gesture of openness and compassion and give the island to the Dominicans.
I knew Haiti was an exceptionally bad shithole but I didn't know it was THIS bad holy shit
Haiti is literally just an African country without any European infrastructure plopped into the Carribean
Crazy how those socio-economic factors seem to follow them everywhere
US is teaming up with Canada? Kind of cute to see siblings rolling out together. Straya should come too, all three brothers civilizing island savages for old times sake.
Brazil lead a UN mission to sort the gangs out a few years ago, honestly should just send them again cuz all that favela experience.
Yikes