[...]
With each passing day I feel happier and happier about being born as the superior sex. I just need to stop cooming and everything will be good. I'll be able to afford my guns.
how is "cooming" preventing you from affording guns
https://i.imgur.com/RuQt8rx.jpg
easy
is there a specifc shape of plate that works better? or you just have to deal with the discomfort?
>of the boobs? D cups
You cant even name the size of your own tits correctly lol.
Thats just the cup, what about the back size?
What size metric are we talking here? US, EU, UK?
You are definitely a chud.
>1600 usd
hopefully they come down in price at some point, ill probably just get a banshee elite without plates and see how it fits with a block of wood in it since i think only the plates are non returnable
[...]
post above yours claims to be the only patented female vest so i doubt theres a lot of other options
[...]
band size not back size
34D US sizing
Soft body armor will naturally curve, and natural breasts will flatten accordingly. There is also female plates. Also comfy for those of notable pec size
With each passing day I feel happier and happier about being born as the superior sex. I just need to stop cooming and everything will be good. I'll be able to afford my guns.
god imagine being born with an open mouth in your crotch that's pointed downwards and constantly leaks either blood, piss or dirt mixed with cum, forcing you to basically wear a diaper 24/7 and use perfumes to mask any potential smells
what a meme gender, fairer sex my ass
It does not really work like that. If you are not turned on easily, then that does not happen.
I am fairly conservative, and not a sexually motivated person at all.
Slutty women drool like a retard, but us CHUD'S don't.
I don't think it constantly leaks piss. The penis is also open(doubly so for circumcised gays), technically speaking and it doesn't leak.
I don't see why the urinary system would be that different for woman.
Blood? Yeah. The other one is idk.
>The penis is also open(doubly so for circumcised gays), technically speaking and it doesn't leak
I'm extremely horney and I leak precum when filtring with women, and I have foreskin.
I don't think it constantly leaks piss. The penis is also open(doubly so for circumcised gays), technically speaking and it doesn't leak.
I don't see why the urinary system would be that different for woman.
Blood? Yeah. The other one is idk.
is correct urinary continence is controlled by the urethral sphincters, although loss of bladder co tol is more of an issue for women than men, the former can even lose it from laughing.
Pre-cum, just like vaginal fluids are produced way before the bladder so the latter can be closed off while the other glands still produce fluids.
A womans bladder is much closer to the opening (this is why the "frying chicken" phenomenon exists). A mans piss has to beat the prostate, a long ass tube and then the penis itself. Meanwhile it's just a single muscle for a woman which is pretty damn weak anyway when untrained.
What he's saying is that there is no obstructions between the bladder and the urethra opening except for a weaker equivalent of our prostate, meaning that the pressure building up inside the bladder is vented directly out through the urethra opening, and since women pee sitting down the pressurized stream is directed straight down into the toilet water which results in a sound some people find similar to a piece of chicken being fried in oil which gets stronger the more piss was stored in the bladder.
god imagine being born with an open mouth in your crotch that's pointed downwards and constantly leaks either blood, piss or dirt mixed with cum, forcing you to basically wear a diaper 24/7 and use perfumes to mask any potential smells
what a meme gender, fairer sex my ass
Anons, we don’t want to hear about your mothers’ leaky plumbing
OMG, how much of a incel are you? Every woman has armpit hair. A lot of them just shave it. Some women don't cause they think it's oppression that they are expected to shave their pits.
>1600 usd
hopefully they come down in price at some point, ill probably just get a banshee elite without plates and see how it fits with a block of wood in it since i think only the plates are non returnable
multicurve plates and femoid specific armor
post above yours claims to be the only patented female vest so i doubt theres a lot of other options
>of the boobs? D cups
You cant even name the size of your own tits correctly lol.
Thats just the cup, what about the back size?
What size metric are we talking here? US, EU, UK?
You are definitely a chud.
>if you have boobs?
you don't have boobs, you have a very slight case of gynecomastia caused by your hormome replacement "therapy". It will never truly look feminine
>desperately trying to catch that rich man before she turns 35
>perfect >hair is not red or blonde and eyes are not green or blue
Pick one. Am I saying non white women are inferior? Yes, that's why we need to advance genetic engineering so we can give them better hair and eye colors.
>I wish I was a woman so I could be someone's PrepHole wife and reload and spot for you in the woods on a small homestead
That would be the life. I want to move out of this liberal hellhole, to marry a nice man out in the countryside and shoot guns together.
It's so frustrating seeing every opportunity to move away close on me because my rent is going up again, or some pigment challenged individual has broken into my car again. I am 20, and have never even been in a relationship since all the "men" around me are only interested in one night stands, or voting to flood more immigrants in.
I know I am ranting, but I want to have kids and a little farm. I know the "Im not like the other girls" thing is ridiculous now, but I am keeping abstinent probably until death just out of spite.
I just wanna be a yeehawin and gunslingin' broad 🙁
I like to think I am mildly pretty aside from wearing glasses since my vision is not the best, but honestly I have zero expectations in a man aside from fertile, white, conservative, and nice. I know it sounds stupid, but I couldn't really care about much else.
I live just south of Chicago, but would love to move to rural Eastern TN, or rural Southern KY. I love the mountains 🙂
I have thought about just driving away from everything to join the Mennonite or Amish church, however sadly women are not allowed to join outright.
>not taking a potential mate to the fertility clinic for the 3rd date
Are you even trying?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Before we have sex you have to cum in this bottle
I mean if the bitch is hot I would think about it, but my first instinct would be to tactically retreat out of there
I am not 21 yet, but I have already taken the required courses, as well as a 3 day advanced handgun training course, and an 8 day handgun/rifle course. I did both with my dad 🙂
[...]
CCW a handgun if possible, even if you kill a moron in self-defense they'll go easy on you because you're a woman
Oh, and I am also in the U.S. Navy reserves, so we train every other weekend, as well as our annual 14 day AT. I wanted to go Active duty, however my dad got a little mad at that, haha. I may still go active duty in 2025 after my first 4 years are up, so that I can finally get out of of here.
Just two more years of daydreaming, and working my day job until I can do so. I hope to be stationed on a ship. I am kinda autistic for boats.
Why do you think I am not interested in anyone in my unit? I am friendly with them of course, and respect them, however I am not emotionally attached to any of them.
I work with brown people too in my day job. You can not avoid it anywhere.
I am not 21 yet, but I have already taken the required courses, as well as a 3 day advanced handgun training course, and an 8 day handgun/rifle course. I did both with my dad 🙂
At least your dad's on your side when it comes to firearms.
My wife's sister loves guns and shooting but her parents are hard anti-gun and she lives in Cali so until she turned 21 she was entirely reliant on me or my wife for everything PrepHole. Like you she's surrounded by liberal, anti-gun gays so no friends to go shooting with but then she also has to deal with state laws that made it impossible for her to buy a gun until she was 21 and parents that wouldn't have allowed a gun in their house even if she could buy one (although what they don't know doesn't hurt them - my wife gifted her a gun for her 19th and she's been hiding it in a tennis racquet bag in her closet ever since).
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar but every time a girl is fascinated and obsessed with a large, muscular, both obedient but also easily prone to lashing out monster that can crush her and kill her and if not gelded is hung with a horse this is a run on sentence horse girls want to fuck their horse if they could.
They're pretty fun to ride though.
Horses, that is.
Horse girls too.
i remember her posting on /PrepHole/ a few years ago about it.
she worked on a horse ranch and thought there was a strange beauty about the two symbols of fertility. something like that.
she did post proof it was her.
sweet girl overall but claims to have zero bestiality urges.
>zero bestiality urges >has horse testicles in her tits
You can gris the pic of her holding the implant to find the original without the shooped testicle
Fucking retards believing every single thing you read on the internet
i remember her posting on /PrepHole/ a few years ago about it.
she worked on a horse ranch and thought there was a strange beauty about the two symbols of fertility. something like that.
she did post proof it was her.
sweet girl overall but claims to have zero bestiality urges.
>be me >Buddies GF is a vet tech at the time >inna car inna parking lot with him, her, and a couple other male friends >subject of neutering comes up >We've all had several drinks >She nonchalantly brings up how there's a process where the vets take the removed testicles and inject them with a chemical for whatever reason, this chemical swells the testicles up, keeps them from rotting quickly, and makes them rubber like >very, very rubbery, like a literal rubber ball >she proceeds to tell how the weirder female vet likes to use them as a bouncy ball and play with them a bit before disposing of them >Whole car goes silent
Girls r weird
I have a gut feeling this is a chud seeking attention with a stupid thread and topic. What kind of real woman posting a selfie online would choose to hide her face? Unless it's not one and instead a mtf who can't pass.
Anon if you're really female you can get the RMA Queen Plate Carrier and boopshaped plates. If you're really female. Otherwise it would be kind of dishonest.
One of my friends has JJ cups but is skinny. She had a hard time finding overalls that didn't look shitty on her but found overalls that canted outwards until the top of the sternum and then sloped back rapidly at 45 degrees and those fit well. She just has some big gap under her boobs and has to wear a belt. It'd be the same for plate carriers. I'm pretty sure female plate carriers are oriented like that.
Just lucky genetics. Her mom and sisters are like that too. She almost got them reduced a few months back but saw some videos of botched surgeries so decided against it.
She's not my gf. Had a chance but was an autist and didn't get the hint so now I'll have to wait and see if she becomes single again. I helped talk her out of getting her boobs chopped off though.
Yes, but it fucking sucks. Triple-curve plates suck less. Someone makes an actual plate carrier for women, it might be Honeywell but I've forgotten. If you go through the links in /gq/ you'll find it, though.
uh-duh!
retard
Depends on the size
It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat, anon.
i dont think a tank is an option
of the boobs? D cups
how is "cooming" preventing you from affording guns
is there a specifc shape of plate that works better? or you just have to deal with the discomfort?
>i dont think a tank is an option
note the spacing behind the lower portion of the plate in
kudos though, including being too retarded for basic humor about spatial relations in your femanon larp is high-level play
Sir* that is a drawing
>note the spacing behind the lower portion of the plate in
okay i noted it but what point are you making? does that reduce the effectivness?
>of the boobs? D cups
You cant even name the size of your own tits correctly lol.
Thats just the cup, what about the back size?
What size metric are we talking here? US, EU, UK?
You are definitely a chud.
Soft body armor will naturally curve, and natural breasts will flatten accordingly. There is also female plates. Also comfy for those of notable pec size
A woman with D cups should be wearing a plate carrier. She should making babies and feeding them with her big tits.
Plate carriers are for warriors, and only men should be warriors
most modern militaries disagree with you anon.
the only thing women do in any modern military is serve as cum dumpsters, so he's still right.
Most modern militaries are operated by Satanic cults, who the fuck should care what they think
>A woman with D cups should be wearing a plate carrier.
This reminds me of a good old flash game I used to play.
I know that one
Get a breast reduction.
Would
Yeehaw.
To whomstever wifes Syd: I both admire you and wish to kill you.
Please do not post a gif of white people attempting to dance ever again. This is a board for weapons and weapon related topics.
shaking one's ass around is not dancing, tyrese
>attempting to dance
They are dancing, Tyrone. The fact that noone isn't throwing "DOLLA BILLS" on the ground doesn't mean they aren't dancing
Dancing white people were banned by one of the Geneva Conventions, I think. It's on topic.
No, but Geneva Conventions banned talking about dancing Israelis on 9/11.
seething Black
White people dancing is cringe, in weaponized form. It's completely on-topic.
Show me a single form of dance invented by non-whites that isn't just mindless monkey flailing.
Do you do the chub?
straight guys love the big naturals
This bitch is really overrated. Zoomers, you need better celebrity crushes.
With each passing day I feel happier and happier about being born as the superior sex. I just need to stop cooming and everything will be good. I'll be able to afford my guns.
>I'll be able to afford my guns
cooming is free anon
it costs nothing
what is wrong with you
Based
Cooming is not free, it costs you drive and determination
>It costs you drive and determination
Psuedoscience
post physique
easy
>armpit hair
Yes you can.
Latinas are disgusting.
>women in combat role
It is
Shave it
latinas are 'disgusting' in the way that drinking 12 beers and doing blow is 'disgusting'.
I forget what I was trying to say but fuck you latina pussy is top tier
seethe gay. Latinas are all waiting to turn into fat psychos at a moment's notice.
why would you stick around for that? You're supposed to shoot and scoot, not set it and forget it, you dumb gay.
>degenerate reasoning
lmao, keep taking losses anon. You're just another pile of trash fucking up the world.
>angry virgin screeching
*laughs in married with a child*
why would you marry a child you sick fuck
comprehension isn't your strong trait.
at least I'm not a kid fucker
Idiot. Thats like saying all white girls will turn into meth head trailer trash. Up your skruples my neegah.
>Shave it
Disgusting philistine
>latinx woman over 18
>fat and post wall
many such cases.
no plate carriers are for men. no girls allowed.
Women are plate carriers
I laugh
>USA Patch
>Clearly Mexican Chicana with big fat TITTIES and FErtile HIPS and THIGHS
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GLOBOHOMO MUCH?!
>fat hispanic muttoid wearing an america patch
That is the average american you dumbass
>Clearly Mexican
could she not also be comanche or apache or something like that?
No, native Americans are more red in skin tone.
>tattoos
>probably has piercings everywhere
into the trash it goes
she'd make a good Lana in a life action Archer series
Still never found what her name is.
I wish I could capture her as a POW in Ukraine and make her my war bride and have many children on our Siberian homestead.
Mmm. CHONKY.
God I love chuds.
Poop. Poop from a man's ass. On your dick.
I should have tested this when I was dating a chick with an absolutely massive rack.
Show bussy already.
what gun is that?
AR-15
AK47
Glock
arisaka
early concept art of halo 2 battle rifle
Darude Sandstorm
It’s an oversized dildo.
boku no pico
Jackie Chan
FX Impact
MSBS Grot
Thats the VHS Hellion. It's made in Slovakia
Don't mind these retards, it's the previous french service rifle the MAS-36.
>suddenly
it's a bore evacuator
UwU
cheez blok
Tsar Bomba
1911
pwajnik
I don’t know why these Reddit posters bother perusing this board if they can’t even correctly ID a well displayed GIAT Industries FAMAS.
I will link a Wikipedia article incase you wanted to read up on it more, 😉 enjoy~
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAMAS
>verification not required
Jesus fucking Christ newfag.
You're not gonna believe me
but THAT is a FAMAS
ITS PIKACHU
It's a
>▲
▲▲
a 5,56
french chest rig, not a plate carrier
When you see someone french that looks like this
It means her ancestor got fucked by an English soldier in the 1600s
At some point
It means her ancestor couldn't resist the allure of the big English cock
The pure ivory pipe
Or maybe they wuz Normandy vikangs.
all the hook nose genes, the hairyness the brown skin and black hair
But no
The light of god shines through
It cuts through the darkness
Yeah her ancestor 100% couldn't get enough of the English dagger
Her ancestor was swinging off an English rolling pin
Her ancestor was getting absolutely anglo'd raw
you forgot the worst part of all: the fact that their genitals are basically drooling 24/7
god imagine being born with an open mouth in your crotch that's pointed downwards and constantly leaks either blood, piss or dirt mixed with cum, forcing you to basically wear a diaper 24/7 and use perfumes to mask any potential smells
what a meme gender, fairer sex my ass
Yeah reproduction is such a meme, let's just go extinct
My man I can't think of a single person that has children solely for the sake of humanity as a whole.
You should have children solely to take over humanity instead.
It does not really work like that. If you are not turned on easily, then that does not happen.
I am fairly conservative, and not a sexually motivated person at all.
Slutty women drool like a retard, but us CHUD'S don't.
I don't think it constantly leaks piss. The penis is also open(doubly so for circumcised gays), technically speaking and it doesn't leak.
I don't see why the urinary system would be that different for woman.
Blood? Yeah. The other one is idk.
>The penis is also open(doubly so for circumcised gays), technically speaking and it doesn't leak
I'm extremely horney and I leak precum when filtring with women, and I have foreskin.
That's a different story.
That anon
is correct urinary continence is controlled by the urethral sphincters, although loss of bladder co tol is more of an issue for women than men, the former can even lose it from laughing.
Pre-cum, just like vaginal fluids are produced way before the bladder so the latter can be closed off while the other glands still produce fluids.
A womans bladder is much closer to the opening (this is why the "frying chicken" phenomenon exists). A mans piss has to beat the prostate, a long ass tube and then the penis itself. Meanwhile it's just a single muscle for a woman which is pretty damn weak anyway when untrained.
>this is why the "frying chicken" phenomenon exists
what
black morons don't season dey fried chicken
somebody post that Sonic picture
you know the one
double what tbh
What he's saying is that there is no obstructions between the bladder and the urethra opening except for a weaker equivalent of our prostate, meaning that the pressure building up inside the bladder is vented directly out through the urethra opening, and since women pee sitting down the pressurized stream is directed straight down into the toilet water which results in a sound some people find similar to a piece of chicken being fried in oil which gets stronger the more piss was stored in the bladder.
>PrepHole - pee
Anons, we don’t want to hear about your mothers’ leaky plumbing
that's every woman
yes, including your gf(if you have one)
That's why you should air it out sweaty
#banpantsu
Can you wear boobs if you have a plate carrier?
Most of the lads here have fatter tits than that, so yes.
It would be extremely painful
>armpit hair
This is a guy, isn't it?
With either the worst case of gynecomastia I've ever seen, or trans?
everyone has armpit hair
>hes literally
imagine the smell
Female sweat smell is rather benign, if not pleasant.
Unwashed for several days genitalia on the other hand...
how come basedentists say humans don't have pheromones when girls smell better the more fertile they are?
>how come basedentists say humans don't have pheromones
they don't tho, human pheromones are just way less pronounced than many other animals.
I enjoy smelling my own stinky armpits, the stench comforts me
Nice...
Which is unequivocal proof that sex is gay. Checkmate atheists
i think it's an actual woman going by the shoulders
OMG, how much of a incel are you? Every woman has armpit hair. A lot of them just shave it. Some women don't cause they think it's oppression that they are expected to shave their pits.
Body hair is not a masculine trait.
Body hair is an adult trait.
With sports bra its okay if the breasts aren't too big. They have started to develop female specific that have added space for breasts.
>1600 usd
hopefully they come down in price at some point, ill probably just get a banshee elite without plates and see how it fits with a block of wood in it since i think only the plates are non returnable
post above yours claims to be the only patented female vest so i doubt theres a lot of other options
band size not back size
34D US sizing
The female IOTV started being issued over 10 years ago, so I'm sure there's at least more than one on the commercial market.
anon those are to stay ahead of the effects of phytoestrogens on new zoomer recruits
multicurve plates and femoid specific armor
A big titty woman will easily find a man to do those things for her. Here is a serious female athlete who is fully dedicated to her chosen sport.
>if you have boobs?
you don't have boobs, you have a very slight case of gynecomastia caused by your hormome replacement "therapy". It will never truly look feminine
>desperately trying to catch that rich man before she turns 35
you just know shes gonna chunk the fuck outta that ball. look how open the club face is and how far forward her weight is.
gib
A perfect woman can't be f..... I'm touching myself
>perfect
>hair is not red or blonde and eyes are not green or blue
Pick one. Am I saying non white women are inferior? Yes, that's why we need to advance genetic engineering so we can give them better hair and eye colors.
>pick either one thing or a grab bag of 4 things
She got implants already
Lmao, what a whore
she also built a trench bunker in her backyard using an excavator and then played fallout inside the bunker
i can forgive implants for that
I'm gonna explore the trench in her backyard, then play pullout, if you catch my drift.
no i dont, also the trench bunker collapsed so good luck with that
I'm going to collapse her trench bunker, if you're picking up what I'm putting down...
it has already collapsed, you could only collapsed the ruins, im not picking up anything you put down sorry, care for yourself and take out your trash
I'm gonna take out her trash, if you're slappin' my crappin'.
bruh why
Line the kitchen walls with them
plate is worn too low.
it protects the heart, lungs and liver.
I love women so much bros
heterosexual detected
i bet you kiss girls fagot
if you're not manly enough to fuck a man, you're a gay.
I hate women so much bros
real. i love the feminine form so much bros
fag
Why post that anorexic hag Dasha?
Me too, especially those around the age of 12. You just can't get better than a tight e-boi butt.
Why are tits so sexy bros?
k/ is entirely full of glowmorons
Hell yeah, let's empower some bitches. Get real respectful and shit.
That's a man's collarbone if I ever saw one.
it is a man (female)
almost like women aren't supposed to be the ones fighting in infantry combat
sure but it will make your ass look big.
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
MUST FERTILIZE
MUST FERTILIZE
MUST FERTILIZE
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
I have F cup tits and plate carriers are simply not an option. I use a low hanging chest rig instead.
Lose weight Fatman.
>parade rifle with bent barrel for cleavage clearance
the khazar milkers are real
>female
What if we genetically modified giant tits so they were stronger and bouncier, then bullets would just be repelled and bounce back off them
if they were big and bouncy enough, no man would shoot them
Shear-thickening liquid implants
People with big tits just shouldn't be anywhere near a battlefield, that goes for both women and obese men.
bump
Thanks for the (you) kind stranger!
There are plates made specifically for women.
This is fucked if the bullet hits the Apex of the curve it will throw it right in her face or neck.
>doesn't know how body armor works
I just love BOOBAS so much it's unreal
you gotta up your booba game, add progesterone to your hrt
It's not clear, we'd need to see exact dimensions. Preferably without clothes.
who cares? women shouldn't be wearing armour because women shouldn't be fighting wars, fucking idiot
armour is for protection and women are to be protected
why do you have boobs?
How do I acquire a PrepHole wife, bros?
>t. chad face but scared of coming off as a creep if I approach or initiate
you need to strictly define
>PrepHole wife
because that will determine your approach.
Yes, kinda.
If they are reasonably sized like mine, then yes. (I have flat chest, but wide hip genes.)
It's actually really comfy once you get everything strapped down tight. =]
I wish I was a woman so I could be someone's PrepHole wife and reload and spot for you in the woods on a small homestead
Dont worry anon You''ll be a women soon
>dialate and kys fag
>I wish I was a woman so I could be someone's PrepHole wife and reload and spot for you in the woods on a small homestead
That would be the life. I want to move out of this liberal hellhole, to marry a nice man out in the countryside and shoot guns together.
It's so frustrating seeing every opportunity to move away close on me because my rent is going up again, or some pigment challenged individual has broken into my car again. I am 20, and have never even been in a relationship since all the "men" around me are only interested in one night stands, or voting to flood more immigrants in.
I know I am ranting, but I want to have kids and a little farm. I know the "Im not like the other girls" thing is ridiculous now, but I am keeping abstinent probably until death just out of spite.
I just wanna be a yeehawin and gunslingin' broad 🙁
If you are a vagina woman you will easily be able to have this there are probably thousands of men a day who would date you
I like to think I am mildly pretty aside from wearing glasses since my vision is not the best, but honestly I have zero expectations in a man aside from fertile, white, conservative, and nice. I know it sounds stupid, but I couldn't really care about much else.
I live just south of Chicago, but would love to move to rural Eastern TN, or rural Southern KY. I love the mountains 🙂
I have thought about just driving away from everything to join the Mennonite or Amish church, however sadly women are not allowed to join outright.
>Chicago
Plenty of BBC packing bulls around I'm sure
>fertile
How the do you intend to test this?
>not taking a potential mate to the fertility clinic for the 3rd date
Are you even trying?
>Before we have sex you have to cum in this bottle
I mean if the bitch is hot I would think about it, but my first instinct would be to tactically retreat out of there
STFU
>pigment challenged individual
lol an albino? dumbass
CCW a handgun if possible, even if you kill a moron in self-defense they'll go easy on you because you're a woman
I am not 21 yet, but I have already taken the required courses, as well as a 3 day advanced handgun training course, and an 8 day handgun/rifle course. I did both with my dad 🙂
Oh, and I am also in the U.S. Navy reserves, so we train every other weekend, as well as our annual 14 day AT. I wanted to go Active duty, however my dad got a little mad at that, haha. I may still go active duty in 2025 after my first 4 years are up, so that I can finally get out of of here.
Just two more years of daydreaming, and working my day job until I can do so. I hope to be stationed on a ship. I am kinda autistic for boats.
>US Navy
Literally 75% non-White
Why do you think I am not interested in anyone in my unit? I am friendly with them of course, and respect them, however I am not emotionally attached to any of them.
I work with brown people too in my day job. You can not avoid it anywhere.
At least your dad's on your side when it comes to firearms.
My wife's sister loves guns and shooting but her parents are hard anti-gun and she lives in Cali so until she turned 21 she was entirely reliant on me or my wife for everything PrepHole. Like you she's surrounded by liberal, anti-gun gays so no friends to go shooting with but then she also has to deal with state laws that made it impossible for her to buy a gun until she was 21 and parents that wouldn't have allowed a gun in their house even if she could buy one (although what they don't know doesn't hurt them - my wife gifted her a gun for her 19th and she's been hiding it in a tennis racquet bag in her closet ever since).
imagine not living in a constitutional carry state whew momma
I'm in Maryland and don't have enough money to move yet, some of us aren't as fortunate
just get kevlar implants and you're fine
....why?
Horse girls.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar but every time a girl is fascinated and obsessed with a large, muscular, both obedient but also easily prone to lashing out monster that can crush her and kill her and if not gelded is hung with a horse this is a run on sentence horse girls want to fuck their horse if they could.
They're pretty fun to ride though.
Horses, that is.
Horse girls too.
>horse girls want to fuck their horse if they could.
You mean they don't?
There's two kind of horse girls anon
Those who can take a horse dick, and those who died trying
wtf?
NO.
EXPLAIN.
i remember her posting on /PrepHole/ a few years ago about it.
she worked on a horse ranch and thought there was a strange beauty about the two symbols of fertility. something like that.
she did post proof it was her.
sweet girl overall but claims to have zero bestiality urges.
>zero bestiality urges
>has horse testicles in her tits
>Posted on /PrepHole/
Where's the nudes then?
You can gris the pic of her holding the implant to find the original without the shooped testicle
Fucking retards believing every single thing you read on the internet
Horse girls are nuts
C-Carlos-sama…
You know the rules
And this is why webms should be disabled from PrepHole.
It makes people lazy.
Name?
Would it be gay to cum on her tits?
>be me
>Buddies GF is a vet tech at the time
>inna car inna parking lot with him, her, and a couple other male friends
>subject of neutering comes up
>We've all had several drinks
>She nonchalantly brings up how there's a process where the vets take the removed testicles and inject them with a chemical for whatever reason, this chemical swells the testicles up, keeps them from rotting quickly, and makes them rubber like
>very, very rubbery, like a literal rubber ball
>she proceeds to tell how the weirder female vet likes to use them as a bouncy ball and play with them a bit before disposing of them
>Whole car goes silent
Girls r weird
>irrelevant, time wasting question
>lust-provoking image
size your plates and just deal with it you dumb whore
Sports bras, binders, upper-body training, decreased fat and sugar intake.
I have a gut feeling this is a chud seeking attention with a stupid thread and topic. What kind of real woman posting a selfie online would choose to hide her face? Unless it's not one and instead a mtf who can't pass.
YWNBAW
ask me how I know you're a pol tourist
Anon if you're really female you can get the RMA Queen Plate Carrier and boopshaped plates. If you're really female. Otherwise it would be kind of dishonest.
What about manboobs?
One of my friends has JJ cups but is skinny. She had a hard time finding overalls that didn't look shitty on her but found overalls that canted outwards until the top of the sternum and then sloped back rapidly at 45 degrees and those fit well. She just has some big gap under her boobs and has to wear a belt. It'd be the same for plate carriers. I'm pretty sure female plate carriers are oriented like that.
How can someone have JJ but not be fat asf? Really good genetics? Or did she have alot of kids and breast feed?
It's just genes a lot of the time.
Just lucky genetics. Her mom and sisters are like that too. She almost got them reduced a few months back but saw some videos of botched surgeries so decided against it.
control your woman anon. let your fellow men look, its the only thing getting us through the fucking day
She's not my gf. Had a chance but was an autist and didn't get the hint so now I'll have to wait and see if she becomes single again. I helped talk her out of getting her boobs chopped off though.
Please post a Picture
Shave yo armpits, ho.
no, that's illegal
Yes, but it fucking sucks. Triple-curve plates suck less. Someone makes an actual plate carrier for women, it might be Honeywell but I've forgotten. If you go through the links in /gq/ you'll find it, though.
Tactical Chesticles
yes, next retarded question
if I were a chick I'd want to wear a binder, that way the plate can sit level to their body.