don't hurt pigeons. they are an important part of the environment eating pests and serving as prey for other species. plus, we're very smart and make good pets
They are the ultimate street shitters who don't know how to take a fucking hint goddammit you fucking rat those planters aren't there for you to lay your eggs in
>you fucking rat those planters aren't there for you to lay your eggs in
There is one thing on reddit that I love and it's the one subreddit called "stupid dove nests".
A few twigs and a dream and those idiots will put an egg anywhere.
1. Bird or ratshot out of any conventional shotgun
2. Nike Hercules missile with W31 payload
3. .17 cal Air-gun (other calibers are too expensive)
4. Chemical-infused water (wait for eventual pigeon demographic and societal collapse)
5. .22lr rifle
6. Quick-setting cement and Carl Gustaf
7. The device
>up to 12 pigeons a minute
Now son we have a rule, no more than 2 pigeons a minute and you'll have to show me your tax stamp before bringing your assault crusher to the party. You know how the FDA and USDA can get
Capture and train them to be carriers.
Cat, dog, gun, owl, hawk, 2cat, BBQ parties.
don't hurt pigeons. they are an important part of the environment eating pests and serving as prey for other species. plus, we're very smart and make good pets
>breaded beak typed this post
They are the ultimate street shitters who don't know how to take a fucking hint goddammit you fucking rat those planters aren't there for you to lay your eggs in
Free eggs though.
>you fucking rat those planters aren't there for you to lay your eggs in
There is one thing on reddit that I love and it's the one subreddit called "stupid dove nests".
A few twigs and a dream and those idiots will put an egg anywhere.
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(Please don’t hurt pigeons)
1. Glue traps
2. Birdshot
3. 22LR
4. Air gun
5. Napalm
6. Grenade drone
7. Demoralization psy-op (scarecrow)
Gun
More gun
A little less gun
airmines
SAM network
sexual favors
poop on them
1. Bird or ratshot out of any conventional shotgun
2. Nike Hercules missile with W31 payload
3. .17 cal Air-gun (other calibers are too expensive)
4. Chemical-infused water (wait for eventual pigeon demographic and societal collapse)
5. .22lr rifle
6. Quick-setting cement and Carl Gustaf
7. The device
>up to 12 pigeons a minute
Now son we have a rule, no more than 2 pigeons a minute and you'll have to show me your tax stamp before bringing your assault crusher to the party. You know how the FDA and USDA can get
RIP laseranon, we need you now more then ever.
Toothpaste
Pizza
Lamps
Jackie chan
>ultrasound
>famas
>cat
>tannerite
>phosgene
>chickenwire net
>pipe bomb
10ga 2.25oz turkey shot seven times over.
Turn the pigeons into paste.
Squab is a highly regarded meat and pigeon in general was a common meal until recently. Still popular in North Africa and the Middle East.
>physical
>laser
>explosive
>magic
>melee
>poison
>persuasion
lost
Concentrated sodium hydroxide solution and a spray bottle with adjustable nozzle. Aim for the head.
Gary, Bert, Rebecca, Felicity, Miguel, Stacey and Floof-Floof.
The last pigeon was named by my niece.