1. Drink the Wine
2. Fill the bottle 2/3ds of the way with a funny gasoline mixture
3. Set yourself on fire accidentally because you're 2 times over the legal limit.
Wine gets people with no tolerance drunk as shit and unless you iv line that shit into yourself you don't get a tolerance for a fuckin long ass time cause it's basically beer and has little alcohol
Dude, dude.... A broken wine bottle (for comfy holding) was literally called "moron knife" by our grandparents. Funny how its censored now, zero info on Google on it.
also e-clubs. at least when I was in Lejeune, you could always count on a brawl. usually somebody snatched the bottle before they could seriously hurt each other though
>wherever drunken angry men are likely to congregate
so Poland
I used to read old books from centuries ago, in one a brawl is mentioned where the sailors use "famous" danish bottles, famous from their glass being so strong it brakes chairs. 😛
I actually did this before, it was all I had and a false alarm, but it was very unwieldy. I panicked and hit my door with it. I have zero training and I literally got one clumsy swing out of it (I was dual-wielding).
What commonly happens to rookie bottle fighters is you break the bottle and end up holding a bundle of broken glass shards resulting in shredding your own hand.
Molotov Cocktail.
Wine doesn't burn you absolute sweetheart
stop WINEing
wait, dis bro thinks the molotov cocktail uses the licor in the bottle as fuel???
drink it first bitch makes it more fun
1. Drink the Wine
2. Fill the bottle 2/3ds of the way with a funny gasoline mixture
3. Set yourself on fire accidentally because you're 2 times over the legal limit.
>getting drunk fro one bottle of red
are you a 50kg twinklet?
Wine gets people with no tolerance drunk as shit and unless you iv line that shit into yourself you don't get a tolerance for a fuckin long ass time cause it's basically beer and has little alcohol
weak, feeble, pathetic, american
Eurofag
Fat alchie
>t. 5'4" 45kg skelly
skill issue
750mL of 14% gets most people at least tipsy unless you're a fat alchie.
I’d vomit from drinking an entire bottle
But how does getting drunk help you fight an intruder???
better than nothing/10 but i struggle to imagine you have access to one and not a chef's knife
I use those to cut my food I don't want meth addict blood on them
i'd rather not risk my $14,589 2018 Dominio de Pingus, Ribera del Duero
heheheh pingus
Noot noot
>2018 Dominio de Pingus, Ribera del Duero
Good year. Excellent choice my fine gentleman.
You were ripped off, that thing only costs around 1.200€ here
Wine bottles are surprisingly durable and glass is acceptably hard.
Use an empty bottle, you Barbarian! Why are you putting good wine at risk?
Dude, dude.... A broken wine bottle (for comfy holding) was literally called "moron knife" by our grandparents. Funny how its censored now, zero info on Google on it.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moron%20knife
A old saying comes to mind, if it ain't broke don't fix it.
In Poland, broken bottle used as a meele weapon is called "a tulip".
Like, "Everyone loves flowers but nobody wants a tulip to the face".
It used to be a very popular makeshift weapon in pub brawls etc.
Poland, the best country on earth
>It used to be a very popular makeshift weapon in pub brawls etc.
I don't think that's a Polish thing. I think that just tends to happens wherever drunken angry men are likely to congregate.
>wherever drunken angry men are likely to congregate
so Poland
also e-clubs. at least when I was in Lejeune, you could always count on a brawl. usually somebody snatched the bottle before they could seriously hurt each other though
I used to read old books from centuries ago, in one a brawl is mentioned where the sailors use "famous" danish bottles, famous from their glass being so strong it brakes chairs. 😛
Arrr.
if you fill it with high explosive the bottom dent acts as a heat warhead
Who in their right mind would melee someone with an explosive?
I could think of someone
Another man trained by the gov I see...man of class
Wouldn't it be more of a shape charge? From the concave glass on the bottom? Either way, good glass bomb
HEAT warheads are shaped charges.
Hight
Explosive
Anti
Tank.
Because if there's one thing shaped charges are good at it's punching through armor.
It wouldn't be great with a molten glass penetrator I'd imagine
Possibly, but the glass shrapnel would make a good anti-personel weapon.
Better to use champagne bottle, as they tend so be more robust.
I actually did this before, it was all I had and a false alarm, but it was very unwieldy. I panicked and hit my door with it. I have zero training and I literally got one clumsy swing out of it (I was dual-wielding).
Another possible option you had was to use it as a distraction and throw it across the room and then shank him in the back
Offer the perp a glass of wine and then have sex with him. Clearly the best option of them all.
Better yet, use the bottle to have sex with him.
Careful there, don't want to start a race war
What commonly happens to rookie bottle fighters is you break the bottle and end up holding a bundle of broken glass shards resulting in shredding your own hand.
I say rookie because there is apparently a technique to breaking one so that only the end breaks while leaving the neck "handle" intact.
Of course
Yea, it is commonly referred to as a moron knife
anything can be used, and should be, used for home defense.
I love my guinea pigs, but I wouldn't hesitate to launch them at an invader if need be.
I would absolutely soil myself if I got a guinea pig thrown into my face while robbing someone