bug gun

so my girlfriend apparently doesn't know what a bug gun is.
context, my dad is a huge gun guy, can name any gun in any war photo, etc
well we've always had an issue with stinkbugs and spiders, and his solution "his dad taught him as well" was to shoot said bug. Ive also taken this advice my entire life, friends have similar things too, kept a springer 1911 airsoft gun by my bed at all times to kill rogue spiders and whatnot, we kept a pump action daisy by the toilet at all times.
well, my bug gun ive had for about 2 years now is the co2 beast pictured, and i use it quite often. Now, i went to my girlfriends last night, had it in my jacket pocket, and we were eating dinner;
> be eating some bomb ass spaghetti and cheesy garlic bread
> roach falls from ceiling
> clinteastwood.gif
> roach is dead within 3 second of landing, splattered
> girlfriend falls off her chair, screeching
> calm her down as i put it away
> she asks why i brought a gun to dinner
> "its my bug gun, calm down, i didnt want him getting into the foo-"
> "its your WHAT?!"
she doesn't understand it and she kind of soft kicked me out, havent talked since yesterday, advice?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick ya mudda

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    do i look like some kind of backwoods c**t to you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        look i was raised in iowa not alabama, big difference22TH

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            reasonable

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              mhm
              : )

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                look do you have any advice or?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    r/thathappened

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did you just put a fricking reddit in my post?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just spray insecticide around your house so you don't have to deal with bugs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shooting them is funner, costs less, and i dont want to get my cat sick

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You made a bigger, more disgusting mess
    >Just whip out a gun, even if it's airshit
    >On the table no less
    >Out of vanity
    But also:
    >She sounds sheltered af

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it wasnt that big of a mess, wiped away with some dawn and a paper towel. besides, her trailer is kinda messy anyway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If she can't even keep her house clean enough to not have roaches dropping from the ceiling she shouldn't be too picky. Tell her that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          true, yeah. but its a trailer so its typical, i tried calling her last night but yk, didn't pick up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, does she think it was a real gun or did you explain that it was just a toy?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              she thought it was real for a moment, then i explained it to her and she just kinda stayed quiet for the rest of dinner, very nervous looking, then I left shortly after

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried just raping her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, frick no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gay

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried snorting some bug powder?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      funny story, i used to collect what was left of the bugs i shot and kept them in a jar, my dad gave me a quarter for every bug killed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        did you cum in the jar

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Need to assert dominance
          The bugs don't fear death, but do fear the dishonor of the cum jar

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cum + stinkbugs = ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no, i just never emptied it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      heh, i gotta watch Nkaed Lunch again sometime, havnt seen it in years

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >literally you just then

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, bringing an airsoft revolver to the dinner table to shoot at bugs is extremely autistic.
    Also lurk more, newbie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it is cool though, you gotta admit that. very practical and efficient of a way to take care of pests. I take care of mice like this too, but its way more bloody and gross

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have an airshit Mk. 23 for those big ass wolf spiders since apparently they’re venomous to cats to the point of lethality. Everything else gets scooped up and put outside though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kill.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    extremely based bug hunter, however, that might have been too much for foid brains to comprehend. no pussyfooting around with a swatter or a jar or whatever, just frickin blast the sumb***h with 6mm and be done with it. good.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Story is real, I've got one of these and they are loud as frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i love it. ive modded mine a smidge, taped the handle for aesthetics. this thing is like 700 fps isnt it?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just shoot her.

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