A pack of feral future doctors has just smashed your front door and are now inside your house. What weapon do you have within reach to defend your castle, PrepHole? No cheating and opening up your gun safe! You will be set upon in mere moments!
BOOM BOOM CRASH
A have a Winchester 1300 speed pump 12 gauge with 5 shells filled with gravel and dried sichuan peppers.
>filled with gravel and dried sichuan peppers.
Boomer supreme
A boomer let me try his 1300 at the skeet range and I liked it. Way less pump jiggle and the fact that it’s basically destined to be slam fired is hilarious and also explains why they only made a few of them kek.
holy kino
What is a speed pump?
>Winchester 1300 speed pump
>Winchester always claimed that the 1300, which they nicknamed the “Speed Pump” was a faster design than what Remington and Mossberg offered in their designs, and I can actually agree. According to the manual; after the shotgun is fired, the locking lugs of the rotary bolt begin disengaging from the barrel extension and the recoil forces assist the slide in moving rearward. You can actually see this when you hold up a empty unloaded Model 1300 muzzle up. The shotgun unlock itself.
I never knew that. It's my go-to shotgun and was one of the first guns ever gifted to me. I used it for skeet shooting in 4H and did pretty well with it. I guess that makes sense
What do doctors have to do with home invasion?
Brown third worlder no guns think that by being racist they'll fit in more with the other brown third worlder no guns that are now the majority of PrepHole
Wow you're so above it all bro how do you do it?
it's time for your government mandated monthly booster anon
because all criminal shitskins were actually stealing wallets to pay for medical school.
>racist
OOHHH. Feral "future doctors", ah I get it how. I thought OP meant actual doctors that traveled back in time from the post apocalypse or something. Like crazed mutant doctors from the future, not "Jamal is going to become a doctor someday" hehe
Anyway I kill your black criminals with my pump shotgun sitting on the top shelf in my bedroom closet
>BOOM BOOM CRASH
THE SOUND OF MY HEART
>THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND
>What weapon do you have within reach
I put my life in Jesus hands.
>Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say; “Jesus is watching you.”
>Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.
>The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around the room. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”
>“Yes,” Said the parrot.
>The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot: “What is your name?”
>“Clarence,” said the bird.
>“That is a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”
>The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the rottweiller Jesus.”
Thank you for the Facebook joke, gramps.
I really never get tired of how easy it is to expose the logical inconsistencies in poltards where the only thing they really believe is "popular thing bad".
blindly believing the opposite of whatever the media tells you makes you just as easily manipulated as blindly believing whatever they say, this should've been obvious for years now but it escapes them entirely
Because everyone on pol is brain dead or schizophrenic
Also don't forget how they'll have the balls to tell you to question everything while shouting down and calling people feds for questioning their own bullshit.
4chan has been completely co-opted by Russian shills.
Good chunk of people on there still support Ukraine. The board has been aids since 2016. Constant shills.
Who cares.
>since 2016
Honestly it wasn't very good in 2014 either
t. romney-obama / gaza war tourist
I support both.
How is it racist to identify statistically significant patterns and mock the media trying to gaslight countries?
An oddly reliable .40 Taurus.
Pattern recognition is racist.
I don’t care that the Ukrainians are fighting the Russians. I just don’t care about Ukrainians or Europeans
>I don't care which is why I have to loudly cry about it constantly, look how much I don't care guys, aren't I cool like Tucker Carlsom
sorry Ivan, no sympathy from me
I'm BBC im dynamite
Bbc and I win the fight
BBC I'm a power load
BBC watch me explode
kek absolutely fucking mindbroken by morondick. Do you get trained and paid to post this or are you just so retarded you do it on your own time?
>a country is the same as a house
Yes.
BOOM BOOM CRASH
BOOM BOOM CRASH
WE WILL WE WILL
ROCK YOU
FAL, 2 AR15's, 1911, 12ga shotgun. All loaded by bed.
Fuck Around.
I don't care about your fetish any more than you care about mine.
pick a better fetish than pool toys
or just stick your dick in a pool noodle and wave it around I guess
I have within my reach an EU passport and the knowledge of living in a civilized society that has a social safety net and strong anti gun laws. That is making home invasions only something that you hear about on a Burmese camel milking forum.
There are literally videos of moron gangs on tiktok breaking into people's homes as some kind of moron sport but awesome that you live in a fantasy world I guess.
Says the person sperging about muh morons breaking down my door every moment. You guys are deranged, if you live anywhere where you unironically feel you need a gun the solution is to move tp somewhere in the first world.
You’re a delusional retard.
>need
>need
>just run away from your home bro
Will your EU passport protect you from the Truck of Peace?
>mere moments
They can kick at my door or windows, it'll take them several mins due to reinforced door and security film over my windows. I got a 10.5 AR next to me, so just going to go with that.
P226
NuJericho
P365XL
2 different ARs
Pump action shotgun
(Unloaded, but bayoneted) No4mk1
Honestly, it’s like choosing which one is your favorite kid. I’d probably be ambushed and murdered while trying to figure out which one I’m willing to lose to an evidence locker.
Hundreds of hours of future astronauts getting money for Dey programs.
https://m.youtube.com/@DoorbellNews
Crims in
>sacramento
>portland
>st louis
El oh fucking ell
>north carolina
Baby bear lmfao
>Baby bear lmfao
WTF do you mean by this?
The linked channel has videos
One of those videos has a bunch of future dr and tweaker scumbag crime videos from doorbell cameras in the usual areas
But the north carolina doorbell camera captures a baby black bear bumping into a guy in his yard and they both run away
Ruger Super Blackhawk Hunter. Yeehaw.
>POV when you break in and look upstairs and see my bedroom door.
The side of a shotgun? What a weird view.
I AM GOING DEAF
Jesus anon, do you hate yourself, or the home invaders more?
Great Grandpa's trench sweeper I keep on the wall
I sleep in my living room, so nothing until run to the bedroom and grab a 6' knife or upstairs where my guns are
>non-yank
I can only imagine picrel breaking into my house as they found there’s some way to pay off their student loans.
I have the secret to get out of repayments and they know it.
Anyway I keep a Champagne bottle with a re-sealable plastic top handy as a drink bottle/club.
Because they’re designed to withstand pressure they’re sturdy and light.
And because it’s not typically a “weapon” I can get away with “I was scared and grabbed the closest thing I had to defend myself….” If it ever needs to goto court.
I also have a small, round, low to the ground bedside table that can be held as a shield.
I leave my door wide open for just such a scenario!
What a cool dog.
>the lock on the door is for your protection>
The best part about good doggos is nobody is sneaking up on you.
Forgot pic, *teleports behind you*
>when the ATF agent hears your rifle barrel is 15 inches long
Appendix carrying my M9 right now
I’ve got a 1911 with an extra loaded magazine. I’m sure theirs probably stronger meta out there… but I feel like I’d be all right.
G21 w/ TRL1 HL
FMJs
Doubt. My front door was built to stand up against police entry teams swinging a ram. No one's getting in without power tools.
Putting that aside for the sake of the thread, it's 4am in my state and I'm posting from work. Home defense will have to be handled by my wife. She has access to an M9 and AR on her side of the bed, a further 3 guns on my side of the bed and another 5 in the closet. Chances are our ridgeback and malinois will be in the bedroom with her too.
Dream scenario is that she gets to the upstairs landing quickly enough and pins them in the front hallway while I speed home (push alert from our door cam, should be able to make it in <20 minutes at this time of night if I floor it) to flank with my truck gun (and PrepHole tried to tell me a truck gun was a bad idea).
>Chances are our ridgeback and malinois will be in the bed with her too.
white woman moment
ok for the sake of your reinforced door, said pack of future doctors reverse a stolen explorer up your front lawn, tie a chain between the door and hitch and pull.
real strategy used on dispensaries around here, even in highly patrolled areas. five minutes and they're gone with what they could get their hands on.
How would they attach the chain?
There's a difference between a barred commercial security door and the sort of discrete steel-cored or steel-plated you'd use in a residential environment.
Maybe the door handle (if anon's door even has one) but my instinct is that would rip the handle off without doing all that much damage to the lock. I don't know about your door but there's a good couple of inches of space between the handle and lock on my front door.
They'd probably have more luck drilling the lock or cutting their way in with an angle grinder but either of those options would give anyone inside plenty of time to wake up, realise what was happening and gear up.
Is it wrong that I miss having simple rifle setups like this?
>Geese proceed to chimp out when they're still 200m away from the house
I'll have time to load some beanbag rounds and get the buckbreaking room ready.
i own a 60W laser diode strapped to a heatsink placed on a stick powered by 4 high power bateries. If it's dark we all go blind if our eyes are open. The trick is to close them :^).