Blessings upon the F35

Blessings upon the F35

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm brain damaged and the F-35 intake covers remind me of lingerie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's okay to lewd the f35

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hail F-35, full of Grace; the MIC is with thee.
    >Blessed art thou amongst Western multi-role fighter jets, and Blessed are the AIM-120s of your weapons bay
    >Hail F-35, dab on Chinks now, and at the hour of thier death,
    >Amen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a jap blessing, it probably goes something like this
      >Cherry blossoms fall
      >Our enemies gall drips down
      >onto the earth, yooooooooooooooo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wood block noises
        >DUN-DUM

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta appease the machine spirit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The colors on the plane reminds me of Robotech/Macross

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being some japanese ancestor spirit who died in one of the mongol invasions and being summoned to earth and imbued into an F35. homie what the frick am I supposed to do?
    or at least that's what I think he's doing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Returning to the world as a spirit within a great metal bird that sees all and destroys its foes from beyond the horizon sounds like a sweet gig for any ancient warrior. I just hope he doesn't get bored up there.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ancient warriors liked to get up close and personal and best the other guy in a contest of body and will, not
        >bit of metal falls off
        >blips on monitor
        >BING BING WAHOO TARGET DESTROYED
        frick this soulless shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you told some ancient samurai that his bow could now cast arrows over the edge of the world and destroy his enemies wherever they might hide, he would think that was the most kickass shit in existence. Don't forget that when guns came to Japan, the samurai bought every single one they could get their hands on and adopted them immediately.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If you told some ancient samurai that his bow could now cast arrows over the edge of the world and destroy his enemies wherever they might hide, he would think that was the most kickass shit in existence.
            Yes, because he could now oppress the peasantry even more than he already is able too.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the peasants who later supplanted samurai as the main armed forces in Japan

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you the same person who whinges about peasants in every thread about samurai that pops up until other anons btfo you?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ancient warriors liked to get up close and personal and best the other guy in a contest of body and will
          Imagine believing this.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the spartans lived for it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Spartans were explicit melee specialists, it was literally all they could do

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >jobs to Athenians

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Spartans were explicit melee specialists, it was literally all they could do

              The were melee specialists in an age and a society where the direct confrontation of armored phalanxes was the primary method of arms, due to constraints of geography and logistics. If you had given the Spartans M-16 they would have loved that shit, and then immediately wasted all their ammunition murdering helots.

              >jobs to Athenians

              Won the Peloponnesian War though

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And then the Japanese got guns, then that went out the window

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F-35 Lightning II, huh? More like F-35 Sexy Lady XXX

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The F-35 is so fricking cool. It's gonna be one of those planes that are lusted after for the better part of a century like the SR-71. (And B-2) People are gonna look back and be like "damn look what we had". Enjoy it while it lasts, anons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still lust hardest for the F4U Corsair

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That fricks unequivocally. Ace Combat irl.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blessings Upon The Throne of Tyranny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Embrace it, and it can give you everything.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bless the F-35
    >crash immediately
    Why?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kamikaze spirit

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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