Blast doors didn't shut fast enough, gas and debris rushed in at ankle level and tore everybody in the bunker a couple new poop holes.

Blast doors didn't shut fast enough, gas and debris rushed in at ankle level and tore everybody in the bunker a couple new poop holes. Most people lived because the gap was small, but the damage done to their bodies below the waist will be impossible to hide.

If we ever see Kate again, and she could easily be dead now, she will no longer show her nice gams and will wear only pans suits.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think my theory is workable, Austin also suffered a number of mystery below-the-belt afflictions and had several operations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What was Kate doing in that Ukie bunker with the big nig? Will we ever get the true story?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think they were over there to spread some Christmas cheer and hand out money and weapons.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is perhaps the most schizo political fiction I’ve read on /misc/ ever.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How's it schizo? High ranking people all go missing with below the belly button problems of varying and often changing natures.

            They got their asses Khinzal'd.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's schizobabble right up until the MSM pivots and starts reporting it like it has always been true.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think its true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hj6rSSt.jpg

      Blast doors didn't shut fast enough, gas and debris rushed in at ankle level and tore everybody in the bunker a couple new poop holes. Most people lived because the gap was small, but the damage done to their bodies below the waist will be impossible to hide.

      If we ever see Kate again, and she could easily be dead now, she will no longer show her nice gams and will wear only pans suits.

      Hahahahaha did the new vatnik fantasy drop?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OK no problem. It's super easy to debunk my theory. Just have Kate go out and show off her fabulous gams.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Let em call her real fast.

          Also, the burden of proof for some moronic shit like you said lies with you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I presented my theory, time will tell if there's proof. But I'm probably right.

            Members when Bakhmut fell and the Canadian general died in a training accident? How often do generals die in training accidents?

            Yeah, also that bald US general just up and disappeared too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              WHAT HAPPENED TO BALD?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody knows. News says he's doing swell though. No proofs of that, just what they say.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Members when Bakhmut fell and the Canadian general died in a training accident? How often do generals die in training accidents?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao what??

          Was that a vatnik fantasy story I missed

          Hahaha they keep getting better

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Any sauce on the Canadian general? Can't find anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you get like blown-out ear drums from shit like that, OP, not "injuries to your ankles"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >high velocity gas forcing concrete chunks through a low opening will just cause you an ear boo boo
        just listen to yourself woman

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what happened in the first place that caused the tearing of new poop holes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Energy was released at high speed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        energy from what?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Something very very fast. Faster than many would admit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            energy from what?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good theory

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Either they had such little warning of the strike that they couldn't get deep into the bunker in time, or the bunker door was left "cracked" for some reason.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    huh

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why were so many in the same place? Who’s else does this theory cover?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why were so many in the same place?
      Who could miss an important ceremony where another year of aid is pledged, even if it means rigging another Presidential Election?

      >Who’s else does this theory cover?
      Who else is missing? Has anybody seen Zelensky since late December? I mean in person with other people around?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno he's so tiny you'd need a comb to find him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even if his body dies he will live on as a hologram. Perhaps he already does?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think he got got January 5th

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    QRD?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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