best weapons to defend against trail lurkers? no guns allowed

best weapons to defend against trail lurkers?

no guns allowed

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A firearm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      especially if it's no guns allowed

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pepper spray, taser, fixed blade knife, compact baton

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear mace.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there's bear mace, does that mean there's twink mace?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you beat on a twink it just makes him come back for more.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    scary animal calls

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*pulls out conceal carry 40mm Grenade launcher*
    >nothing personal kid

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People do in fact make these!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bear that I've been feeding Bang and chicken tendies to

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's no such thing as trail lurkers
    definitely not snatching or bothering townsfolk
    that sign is a waste of taxpayer money and should be scrapped

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skinwalker hands typed this post.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't worry about it.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just tell them to lurk moar, gay

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking big lurker. I hope he's OK, because one of those branches could take an eye out.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Weapon of opportunity (Easier to deal with and no "Carrying with intent" allegations).
    2. Walking stick (Not uncommon on walking trails).
    3. Permissible tools in the context of outdoor activities (Not technically weapons).
    4. Last ditch: concealed weapon (Could drastically backfire if discovered, as it could raise suHispanicions of you being a lurker yourself).

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    look, if you're approaching a stranger on the trail and they don't immediately raise a hand in friendly greeting then it's fucking go time. this is it. the middle of the wilderness, one on one, no help, no witnesses.

    so if you see me on the trail make sure to say hi.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will fuck ya mudda.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That level of courage requires no weapons.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A eldritch horror to fight an eldritch horror

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A can of Raid wasp and hornet killer, it will send anyone running away like a little girl.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A large walking stick. Perfect for dogs and other “animals”.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would you do PrepHole?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a gun
    >buh muh no guns allowed sign
    don't care, still carrying

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bazooka.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    flintlock musket because black powder guns aren't guns

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pay £1000 tv loicense
    >oi m8 enter that park at yer own risk luv. ya moight get yer batty hollowed out n it'll be yer own bloody fault guv.

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