>be you
>its 2023
>you're about to be beaten to a pulp by democrats
>you can't kill one because they'll throw the book at you
>you're wearing sandals so can't run
pic related came up when I searched this. any other suggestions? these look pretty weak
I need to write some stupid draft called personal narrative about a challenge or complication i faced, but I can't fucking think of anything
What do ido
>woodchipper
>feet first
only way to regain your honor now
Chat gpt and edit it to be less shit
You had a boss who ignored your scheduling requirements but you, very calmly and professionally, stood up to them and explained that you could not work there without them also working with you. You ended up being treated better and quit many months later for unrelated reasons but you were proud of standing up for yourself.
A rapist tried to rape you but you used your leadership abilities and creative thinking to get the homeless crackhead nearby to eat the rapist’s face off
The wooden police baton
not that good. they'll take it away and ass reem you with it. thought about getting a telescopic one but didn't because of that
Actually not a bad choice.
what gun is that? did someone finally make a decent in-grip mag PCC?
pepperball gun. so basically an OP paintball rig. dont see that stopping tyrone tbh
oh 🙁 thats too bad
>you can't kill one because they'll throw the book at you
Your retarded worship of the law is why you will die and deserve to die.
Recreational nuke
We're all going together
based
fuck the law I want him to live with no eye as a mark of shame
In the land of the meme-pepper-spray-ball-gun-thing, the one-eyed man is still king anon
whole thread is about these things being shit. couldn't find a pic of russian multi shot taser but that one is cool
>grrr law bad
>t. Tyrone DeJamarcus, 2 time felon currently on probation
Listen, this board is dominated by firearms because they are the only reliable form of self defense. Anyone opting out of a gun is doing it for some gay propagandized reason, like a woman buying a shitty amazon taser because tarder saucers would call her a school shooter. If you're scared of killing the bad guy then just unbuckle your belt and pull your pants down for em.
>you can't kill one because they'll throw the book at you
kill 2 and maim another instead.
>about to be beaten to a pulp by democrats
kek, unlikely.
> can't kill one
Kyle Rittenhouse won his court case you certainly can
Where's that clip of some guy trying to pull out pepper spray and getting Glocked to death?
I don't know, but once a gay put some pepper spray in my face and I still managed to run after the fucker while blind and drunk and to grab his hair to make his head meet the pavement
don't use pepper spray
so you touched his wiener after all
>you can't kill one because they'll throw the book at you
>you're wearing sandals so can't run
this is the most fucking unreasonable shit ever.
if you are being mobbed by a group of people who are angry and showing intent to harm you, and you are reasonably unable to flee, you are well within your rights to defend yourself with lethal force*. if you'd prefer an alternate method, the only way you're getting out of this is with a beanbag shotgun and/or MOPP IV and an OC fogger.
kyle rittenhouse smoked 3 leftist sacred cows in one go, killed one or two of them, and got off all charges because he was 100% justified. in your hypothetical, you would likely be found the same*.
*laws vary by region, check your local listings, not legal advice, etc
my criteria for "best" nonlethal weapon mostly select for ones i think are the funniest or worst functioning weapons. for everything else, there's the fn303 i guess. dumping a few.
>le cougar
https://desuarchive.org/k/post/59231091
you ever need to fail to kill what you're shooting at in multiple calibres? well here's you covered
ever need to crush a protest in the 1930s?
how about the 40s?
these with solid rubber would be the ticket
the discerning modern buyer can find a handful of contemporary builds with the appropriate amount of wood furniture for a night's work going blammo on a manky morass of uni mobik meat
logical grandson of the blunderbuss
i imagine if you ran new production with old fashioned materials / construction, keeping the weight and balance of the top 1-2 with the foregrip of 3-4, you could get a nice secondary club mode out of this. just wield by the foregrip and whip it like a mace.
what if you're an east german cop and the russians are too scared to give you a service weapon that shoots real bullets, in case you get Ideas about people other than peasants to use it on?
what if you wanna larp during your nightshift at the sheriff's office as FutureCop who puts down the pinkhairs with his p90 but coilgun? apparently it's marketed as less lethal (????)
>>you can't kill one because they'll throw the book at you
Then you are a pussy who is worried about hurting their bully because you afraid the bully might hurt you more, so you submit?
Laws don't matter anymore.
Man i love the gl06
these are genuinely interesting if competitive because their angle is co2 with sealed-until-fired guarantees for piggus
forgot link
https://byrna.com/collections/byrna-non-lethal-guns
this is probably the best self defense option for communist states and people unwilling or unable to carry a firearm. compact pistol size, and literal fucking CS with OC. CS is not to be fucked with.
CS is a hard choice. You can use CS Gas (very humane) but you give up K-9 Dog (very versatile)
>CS
Annoying, but otherwise easy to escape and recuperate
>OC
Fuckawful shit that will not stop burning, ever
this french bucket of wat showed up once or twice at eurosatory and other tradeshows then got canned or something.
lol loui vatton anti rape platform. the french
internet felt it wasnt french enough and corrected reality
they can always prove this isn't how it looks by releasing the product ツ
I always appreciated the classic flavor.
I like the offset tank and exposed air line, no air rifle manufacturer has copied that yet. Somenone needs to make a copy that fires 9mm lead pellets
giuseppe's take on some space magic that went nowhere. concept was that the system would interact with its rangefinder to compensate for distance to target, delivering consistent effects at various ranges. was on future weapons then idk. one of the more interesting less-lethal prototypes since it's a technically quite tractable problem and the developer has a strong track record with both shotties and smgs, which are usually where these things start their life one way or another.
AR-15
Hey, you all say 5.56 wounds instead of kills. Who am I to argue?
You trying to tickle them? Choose a REAL man's caliber fag boy
in case you ever wondered, hey during the 90s did the russian arms industry ever-
yeah man.
>did they ever make a product out of the time-honoured tradition of the flaregun obrez?
yeah
>did they advertise it as a self-defence weapon useful for Babes?
yeah
>what about as a tool for OMON?
see above
most information that exists is on the site of the german licensed importer for the EU
https://www.wasp.eu/en/osa/about-osa.html
Reminds me of that future soldier concept with a 4 barreled pistol
drawing a blank on that
I know the judge and .410 in general is a big meme but Scout's quad barreled shotgun pistol is one of the last things I'd guess would be real
post moar can you still get these?
yeah there's a lil ecosystem of them. i believe the 'wasp' dot eu domain is still the main one for the european distributor. elsewhere, defenzia makes clones with no(?) business relationship to the russian-origin designs, which is how many western countries' forces ended up with them post-2014 sanctions and russia arms restrictions. you can read about an AZ sheriff department's adventures with this here: https://thedrive.com/the-war-zone/34543/this-arizona-sheriffs-office-returned-most-of-its-russian-designed-traumatic-pistols
the tiniest related design from the same design bureau is this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP-461
use gtranslate on this page for the list of wasp/osa variants, which are still being iterated by russian state tech holding company
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oca_(opyжиe)#Bapиaнты_и_мoдификaции
then there's also this deeply obscure competitor, if you can call it that, that pushes "barrelless" to "not recognisable as a firearm at all unless you're paying attention"
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Кopдoн_(opyжиe_caмooбopoны)
and here's pics of the 'guardian' for convenience (MP-461)
>Sandals
L taken
it's hot where I live fuck off. also you're too fat for sandals
wear crocs you absolute fucking mongoloid, only chinks wear sandals. crocs, slides, and water shoes are for americans
okay fine I'll put on jungle boots. post a less lethal nog control device or get lost lol. good thread tho I forgot about the break open rubbe express. it wins so far holee fuck I want one
>post a less lethal nog control device
there aren't many viable options. your best bet is
by the sounds of things, you get 5 rounds of CS/OC at 9% concentration with added ballistic shock. i would unironically carry that. you can also use OC spray, or for close-in "get the fuck off me NOW" tasers are still in use. note that i don't say "good", or "usable", but in use. they're exclusively contact weapons, no range at all, basically a non-lethal knife. hit someone in the right place and they might go down, hit someone wrong and it's just ouch, if they're on drugs then it's completely ineffective.
combined with club in left hand. not bad. enough to get home.
This is a stealth mission, which means leave no survivors anon
the alternative™ – a round-dampening / captive-round slug thing that you place atop your service pistol, loaded with 9mm or 10mm presumably.
https://alternativeballistics.com
vibrator of hate
>The AEGIS MARK 63 (MK63) TRIDENT is an advanced intermediate force option. These handheld, modular, multi stimulus, response devices (HMMRDs) provide a high level of scalability, safety and effectiveness.
>Scalable
>Multiple force options combined into a single, handheld device(Laser, LEDs, Pepper Spray, Impact, and NMI). Utilize force options individually, in any combination or simultaneously.
gay little turbo tonfa doesn't do it for me
those .50 cal umarex revolvers that work with 12g co2 cartridges seem pretty cool
Bear spray is pretty nasty and has a range of 20-30 feet. And it's a bigass can. Widely available over the counter stateside, no idea for Yurofags.
There were a bunch of FN 303's surplussed out years ago after a fatality. I was surprised to see them on the market. I don't think anyone will sell a civilian the projectiles, but it would be a viable option if you could get them.
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>bro this is bear mace
forgot about that stuff
>coming soon
it's so over
https://piexon.com/en/en/professional/peppersoaker
Class 4 laser
why bother? If you miss or it's ineffective the guy you shot it at with is going to ring your neck.
>its 2023
>>you're about to be beaten to a pulp by democrats
Ballpoint hammer to top of skull is the only way to stop them. That's what stopped Pelosis husband from forxpens. sucking that poor fellow penis.
>JUDGED
What situation would one of these be applicable? They aren’t concealable. Imagine someone breaking into your house and you defend your children with faggy paintballs
There are some umarex airgats with 40 joules of energy (around 29.5 ftlbs), that can be tuned to much higher power.
>This one
https://youtube.com/shorts/JGEUWAAJ5JY?si=oIcSK2x67fMlepN1
if i remember right was s tippman chalk round KO. Dunno which TIP MAN
>Some umarex airguns were tuned to a respectable (for a non lethal) 80 joules to a 100 joules. A 22 is between 70 and 150 joules (pistol , rifle, subsonics all effect it) but much smaller then a 68 cal ball
rubber bullets. will hurt like hell, but it won't kill 'em.
>be you
Checks out
>its 2023
Checks out
>you're about to be beaten to a pulp by democrats
Not likely but sure it's hypothetical
>you can't kill one because they'll throw the book at you
Lol can and will.
>you're wearing sandals so can't run
I don't even own sandals and wouldn't be caught dead wearing them.
Basically what I'm getting from this is tjat you are a sandal wearing moron who would rather get beaten to death by pedophiles and communists and pedophile communists than defend yourself.
You deserve the rape and murder you will suffer.
f
what's the point in bumping when only one person posted any doofy less-lethals
Just shoot them anyway
>but the book
Shoot the cops too