Best melee weapons for fighting a large tentacle monster

Assume the tentacle are sufficiently armored that you could not be assured of immediately slicing them with a sword

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dual Wielded Lawnmowers.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dick

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    None. Surrender your orifices.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What anime was pic

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A very heavy warhammer so I can crush the tentamoron

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boat

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dual tridents

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say trident, but I think you are right; best to double up when you're orifices are in danger.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell the DM I will give him tendies and choccy milk if he lets me get the INIFINIBLADE BUSTER SWORD which does 900000000d6+9001 damage and automatically crits on any strike, even a nat 1. No DM can resist, unless he's the Whizzer and then I tell him where he can secretly watch hobos peeing in the bushes if he does what I want.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First off moron, Tentacle monsters are based, and it is piss easy to make and maintain covenants with them that benefit not only the monster but also you vis a vis psychic powers and a more healthy complexion.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon messed up and didn’t slip in a “we”.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incendiary grenade, SAW, RPG-7.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the nails that pierced Christ's body

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A nubile teenage girl, obviously.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/A0EyX2Y.png

      None. Surrender your orifices.

      i always find watching hentai disappointing, because of how long it repeats frames.

      sex may be rhythmic, but their rhythm is weak.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because a majority of hentai is done by small, extremely low budget studios with a less than shoestring budget. Anime itself has the issue of being "cheap" because of old traditions set in the 60s and it gets dialed up to 11 in hentai because it's one off shit nobody is going to invest money in because of the content.

        Probably made worse since a lot of those animators are 200% shut in virgins.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cutting multiple limbs in quick succession
    I'm gonna go with chainsaw.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my butthole

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A much smaller anime girl.
    The more innocent the better.

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