>Hunting Rifle – You will start off with a hunting rifle, you can currently hold up to 25 rounds total. >A Native American Axe – You will start off with one in your inventory, cycle between it and your rifle by pressing the 1 and 2 keys. >Shotgun – You will not start off with this. However, it can be found in a couple of random spots in the world. The ammo for it can only be found and cannot be resupplied in the starting ammo crate.
it's good. All that's "early access" about it is that it hasn't got all of it's maps yet. The updates are just tweaks here and there like giving the Skinwalker the ability to leap towards you and more translations of the game. I've had a blast with the game, it's not too different from Witch Hunt, but i think Witch Hunt is ultimately better.
there's a story about a man that goes camping with another man andf his wife, and the wife's skin is worn by a skinwalker who returns. it is suggested she somehow replaced the husband too. regardless, the protagonist of the story is in the car with the wife and notices her arm is a bit bent funny or too small or something, and he asks what happened, and the creature fixes it. wouldn't it be crazy if he said aren't your eyes too small, and wasn't your nose more upturned? and I'm pretty sure your lips were fatter. imagine the original husband comes back. lol where is my wife and why is this bimbo here? haha idk isn't that crazy?
One night my uncle went out to his hunting stand in the woods, He came back with cuts all over his body bleeding profusely. He was shook up and barely spoke anything about what happened after that but the one thing he said to me before he died of blood loss was SUCK MY GAY moronic homie BALLS
I wouldnt worry about it.
If you're real worried I hear we jaut absolutely hate it when people rub themselves down with salt, garlic, and butter, so that's a good defence.
>muh mud test
Complete bullshit.
AK: >only jams if you physically shove thick mud into the receiver, dropping it won't affect performance at all >mud test ignores the dust cover safety and the fact that you can force the gun into battery with the charging handle
AR: >every mud test I've ever seen is ridiculously biased, they rub a little on the outside with the dust cover closed, ignoring the ejection port and the magwell >if mud does get inside the reciever, it will lock up, the fire selector can't be moved, and you can't clear it without disassembling the rifle
I'll be careful not to intentionally pack mud into the receiver of my rifle
>mud test ignores the dust cover safety and the fact that you can force the gun into battery with the charging handle
They are done first with the dust cover closed. Ramming something into battery doesn’t always work, and can cause catastrophic failure.
>every mud test I've ever seen is ridiculously biased, they rub a little on the outside with the dust cover closed, ignoring the ejection port and the magwell
Lol no you are just lying
Supernatural or not, 30 fricking holes will drop it. Doesn’t matter the size of the hole, use a fricking 9mm or a 50 ae for all I give a shit 30 holes is 30 holes
Great, you put a .22 hole in the skinwalker and now he's pissed, good going
That's not why you use 7.62x39. Skinwalkers, wendigos, and other spirits are supernatural creatures. Weapons that use 7.62x39 and 7.62x54R and 7.62x25 were designed and built by godless communists, and if an angel/demon gets shot with one, the bullet will steal its power because it's too "smart" to believe in religion.
Yeah honestly anon quit beating around the fricking bush because some of us don’t go looking for trouble but it might find us and our wives and kids and honestly I want to be able to put that trouble in the fricking dirt
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh, Satan got trips.
So this is a catch all bullet.
The legends say white ash for skinwalkers, we are unsure if they are referring to the white ash tree, or the white colored ash from a fire, so the recipe is as follows >white ash (tree) sawdust >burn some white ash to ash, collect the white ashes >a few pellets of silver shot
You used to be able to buy this, unsure if you still can, might need to melt and drip your own into water, make sure to get super fine, like #9 size, silver filings will do if you can't find the shot >dried, ground garlic >Holy water >Mix everything but the shot and holy water >you need a hollow point in ~.452 cal or larger (you could get away with .429 cal but the amount of mix you can add starts getting low) >or cast your own slugs/pumpkin balls and make your own voids >fill the hollow to 1/2 with mix >add silver shot/filings until 3/4 full >add a drop or two holy water >cut out a piece of plastic to cover the mix >seal the hollow with epoxy
The bullets ideally should be blessed by tobacco smoke, while asking for the power to slay the skinwalker.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This is some moronic bullshit
Why the frick would a Navajo yokai give a shit about your papist water or garlic or other shit from European folktales
You could post this shit on /x/ and even they would call you a cringy homosexual
You gullible fricking moron, why don't you just go to a strip mall palm reader while you're at it
2 years ago
Anonymous
none of our “cryptid” texts say shit about half of what ingredients he used either lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
then what would you use?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I said it's a catch all.
The white ash, and silver are for the skinwalker, but that's not the only thing out there.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>why would some unholy creature seeking refuge in the last place on earth to be touched by Christianity fear Christianity
2 years ago
Anonymous
Catholic bullshit doesn't work on anybody except other Catholic subhumans
2 years ago
Anonymous
t. Fearful skinwalker
2 years ago
Anonymous
t. Pedro Rodriguez
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'd rather be a skin walker than approve of child molestation, you sick frick.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Clearly it must work for you to react like that
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's the last place touched by Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and Zoroastrianism too
Should I throw pork at it or tell it to imagine one hand clapping or some shit on the off chance that he believes in that crap instead of the Navajo shit?
Btw, throwing a pack of smokes at it and telling it to frick off will banish 90% of Native American spirits, no joke
2 years ago
Anonymous
>American Spirits are banished >Have to live with the fact you bought a skinwalker cigs
Frick that shit man, you know that creepy motherfricker is gonna steal your lighter while he's at it too. If it's between the other anon's method or yours, I'm going with the pissin' hot fuddy five over giving away a full pack of smokes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>motherfricker is gonna steal your lighter
Give him the white bic, fricker wont know what hit him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Doesn't realize Dine medicine pouches have tobacco in them, among other things.
You fricking fool, you're just attracting more of them! "Oh no, Mr. /x/-phile, don't throw tobacco at me, that would be hooooorible!"
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well burning the dead is an important rite in Zoroastrianism, and I would burn it’s corpse if you manage to drop it
2 years ago
Anonymous
>throw pork
No that's for Muslims not skinwalkers.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because there is only one God and he was incarnate by the holy spirit of the virgin mary, was made man, and his name is Jesus Christ.
Catholic bullshit doesn't work on anybody except other Catholic subhumans
It's the last place touched by Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and Zoroastrianism too
Should I throw pork at it or tell it to imagine one hand clapping or some shit on the off chance that he believes in that crap instead of the Navajo shit?
Btw, throwing a pack of smokes at it and telling it to frick off will banish 90% of Native American spirits, no joke
If it didn't work, it also wouldn't hurt anything to add it.
The only reason to rage against these suggestions so much, is if they were effective, and you were a skinwalker.
2 years ago
Anonymous
/k/ fighting a skinwalker
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kek, time for a rewatch I guess
modern movies fricking suck
2 years ago
Anonymous
>t. Cannot into theological evolution
Christ is king and pagans were either children of Satan or mistaken about their "deities". Either way a cryptid not believing in Christ doesn't make him any less powerful dingus
2 years ago
Anonymous
israelite on a stick
2 years ago
Anonymous
The fact that the cryptid exists proves that the Navajo religion is correct, and therefore papism is incorrect.
Either skinwalkers are fake or Yeshua the local carpenter isn't God. If it's the first one, get the frick out of this thread, and if it's the second, shut the frick up about Jesus.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Either skinwalkers are fake or Yeshua the local carpenter isn't God >implying Christianity doesn't include the belief in demons and supernatural evils
Are you moronic?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>demons existing disproves Christianity
Strong contender for dumbest Internet Atheist argument.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You are equally moronic for saying that the Easter Bunny doesn't disprove Santa Claus
2 years ago
Anonymous
this man knows what he is talking about
This is some moronic bullshit
Why the frick would a Navajo yokai give a shit about your papist water or garlic or other shit from European folktales
You could post this shit on /x/ and even they would call you a cringy homosexual
You gullible fricking moron, why don't you just go to a strip mall palm reader while you're at it
this
>t. Cannot into theological evolution
Christ is king and pagans were either children of Satan or mistaken about their "deities". Either way a cryptid not believing in Christ doesn't make him any less powerful dingus
The fact that the cryptid exists proves that the Navajo religion is correct, and therefore papism is incorrect.
Either skinwalkers are fake or Yeshua the local carpenter isn't God. If it's the first one, get the frick out of this thread, and if it's the second, shut the frick up about Jesus.
Let people talk about what they want. you're talking about your own pagan shit in here already. The aggressive anti-jesus stuff makes people be more into jesus because it makes what he said true. Also papism is incorrect, they literally worship shekinah, and put the Lucifer telescope at lake nemi. regardless, the Navajo and all other native tribes are part of the lost tribes of israel. Joseph riverwind is a good source on this, this is some basic ass knowledge you're failing to understand here. The native religions still remember and kept the knowledge from the tower of babel. Edomites are called Red men for a reason.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the Navajo and all other native tribes are part of the lost tribes of israel
Mormons are even bigger morons than papists. Shut the frick up about Jesus, you stupid Black person, nobody gives a shit on a hentai gun forum. ChristBlack folk are as bad as trannies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nothing slurried and put on the outside of a bullet will work.
I'm waiting for trips to tell you guys.
>be me >camp at an abandoned concrete bridge up a disused logging road >been there a few times before, place is super weird >no animal noises, weird, unnatural shit, like a big tree growing in the middle of the road, or a wide stream where the road used to be, the road's only been closed for a few years >closest thing to The Zone I've ever seen irl >at the camp, fall asleep drinking really shitty plastic bottle vodka >wake up at midnight >there's a shadowy figure standing in the road >a name appears in my mind: "Deer Woman" >words start coming out of my mouth, but they aren't my words and it isn't my voice >Deer Woman tells me that these are her woods, and that I can stay the night, but I need to leave when the sun rises >I tell her that I won't come back, she says something about how white people don't keep their promises to her people >I promise her that I'll never return, under pain of death >she disappears, and I fall back asleep >pack up and leave at dawn, feel eyes watching me the whole half-mile hike back to the car
Not sure if it was real, if it was a dream, or an ethanol-induced hallucination (that vodka was fricking janky), but I'm not going back there anymore.
>he didn't alpha up and ask why >he didn't finish his ancestors work of taming the wilds >he didn't even frick the deer
Get off /k/, never come back, you have failed on every front
Just a side question; I don't understand the idea of larping innawoods, just to watch something on your ipad. It really doesnt make sense to me. Isn't the whole idea to feel like you're actually in STALKER? You got the geiger and everything, so why the monster, gas station sub, and anime? Wouldn't you rather just hear the sounds of nature, eating a tin of beans or soup, and really *feel* the experience?
I'm not even trying to hate, I just dont get running 95% of the marathon only to drive a car the last 200 meters.
I did all the STALKER shit, I ran around, investigated the abandoned buildings, drank vodka, and jerk offd. By that point, it was 8PM and I had 2 hours until it was dark.
Also, drinking Monster is STALKER.
No, I answered it, you dumbass Redditor. I did the stalker stuff, then I did the nature stuff, then I got too drunk to move, then I watched The Hobbit, then I slept, then I hung out with Deer Woman. I don't really give a shit if you think I'm not camping right.
Don't @ me, b***h.
.45-70 tipped with white ash turned into a paste.
This does not completely kill the Skinwalker though. To finish the process you then need to burn the body and add a bundle of sage to the flames. The flames will burn bright green. Once the body is reduced to ash, turn the ash into the soil with a shovel.
This will completely destroy a skinwalker.
White ash, the remnants of a very hot fire. It has to be a wood of spiritual significance to the local tribe. Here in the west it's live oak. Northern Arizona it's pinion pine. For the Ute, birch. For the PNW tribes it's very old birdseye maple.
I've used alcohol and water based slurries. Didn't matter.
White ash as in the ashes from a fire?
Any particular wood?
Ingredients for the the paste?
I made a youtube short about white ash.
me: ehhh, white ash made from white ash should cover my bases.
but it had real marijuana ash as part of the gag leading up and real ammo, and I decided, it just wasn't safe.
Why is Perfect Dark making the rounds in everyone's consciousness again? I just beat that game again a month ago on an emulator. Also Super Dragon or the Avenger with its threat detector.
my weapon of choice is a double barrel .72 caliber smoothbore musket loaded with buck and ball on top of 100 grains of the lords best black powder
i'll have that fricking skinwalker screeching yankee doodle dandy by the time i get finished
you think a .72 caliber musket wont shatter bones?
break limbs ? or tear out huge hunks of flesh?
let alone that every musket ball is accompanied by 3, 31. cal buckshot
on top of that i have paper cartridges for it
>some skinwalker makes his presence known >you turn present arms and fire...miss >return to right shoulder arms and march at the slow time directly at the skinwalker
skinwalker thinks he has you and charges > you make ready and present arms fire again...hit >the skinwalkers knee is completely gone leg dangling by threads of flesh and sinew
the buckshot peppered his stomach and clapped his diaphragm >as you close the distance the skinwalker finally hears british grenadiers blasting from the bluetooth speaker hanging on your back pack >the skinwalker remembers where this is going and desperately attempts the crawl away >you sling your rifle and grab your kabar as you transition into quick time march >the look of sheer terror on the face of the skinwalker as the music of british grenadiers getting louder and closer is priceless >and you finally reach the skinwalker and scream "MY NAME IS BUFFALO BILL AND IM THE SKINWALKER NOW"
"you grab your kabar and bottle of lotion as you skin it alive"
you mutter to your self as you walk away wearing your new skinwalker suit "im the skinwalker now"
Ain't no spook that can't be killed with either silver or iron according to most mythologies, and the Injuns didn't really have silver or iron so they probably just overlooked that when it came to skinwalkers, so just load up some shells that have a combination of silver and iron buckshot
I vaguely remember a short story like that where demons rise out of hell in modern day but didn't anticipate technological advancements so they get completely btfo by fighter jets and guns.
There's "The road not taken" short story about Napoleon-era aliens trying to colonize Earth just to find out we were the only species who overlooked a simple physical phenomenon allowing for interstellar travel and developed all the modern technology instead. Look it up, it's available online.
Salvation War. Kind of gay and moderately liberal in the way that stuff used to be before the past ten years or so where everybody decided they would be either neonazis or Khmer Rouge apologists with nothing in between.
My question is, if these things are apparently a southwestern thing, why didn't the Spaniards ever encounter them? This is a huge hole in the skinwalker thing I just realized.
This leaves 3 possibilities:
>SpookBlack folk are fake and gay (most probable)
>spookBlack folk are a thing but spaniards BTFO'd them with halberds and arquebus, meaning for modern tech they're no worse than a relatively clever crackhead
>spookBlack folk somehow evaded the Spaniards and other Whites and suddenly pop out now
Or the fourth possibility >SpookBlack folk impersonated Spaniards and eventually worked their way into the government, and now all the worlds governments are actually run by skinwalkers
Chill with the linebreaks, skinny. Spaniards didn't need to get fricked by skinwalkers because the Apache were fricking them up enough on their own. And the only spaniards that could actually write shit down were Catholics and wouldn't write about such heresy even if they caught wind of it.
The idea of a physical unkillable monster has gotten more cringe to me the older I get. It just seems like really dumb plot armor to say " okay it's a big deer monster but it can change shape and also it can take 200 rounds of .308 to the face and not flinch despite being made of flesh and bones lol." If it has a physical form the answer is always a bigger gun or bomb.
There's no logical reason blowing somethings brains out wouldn't kill it but cutting it's head off would, and basically every fictional creature in just about every culture comes with a little "you can also just cut off its head" side note.
The idea of a physical unkillable monster has gotten more cringe to me the older I get. It just seems like really dumb plot armor to say " okay it's a big deer monster but it can change shape and also it can take 200 rounds of .308 to the face and not flinch despite being made of flesh and bones lol." If it has a physical form the answer is always a bigger gun or bomb.
People who are Incapable of understanding symbolism should be the first ones stuffed into the wicker man.
A 4 bore shotgun loaded with high brass 'freak fricker' shells. >White Ash splinters >Magnesium chunks >Silver bird shot >All drenched in garlic juice >and blessed by as many different holy men as you can get involved.
Ew, gross, I don't want to eat a cum sandwich
I mean, NO, cum makes the curse stronger or some shit, don't rub cum on yourself
Also no walnuts, I'm allergic. Peanuts are fine.
2 years ago
Anonymous
what if I come with an erect wiener fully whipped out and a pheromone spray
>Guns
You think natives took those frickers down with AR's and glocks? Mixing modern technology with spiritual frickery is a sure bet to getting raped by a spooky deer man
Either fight em with a spear while chanting incantations or stay out of skinwalker territory
>coat stick in magical macguffin mixture of ash/horsepiss/e-girlsweat >can suddenly kill a skinwalker
So what's stopping someone from coating some needles with that to make some sabot rounds and deleting a whole forest worth of skinwalkers?
>city slicker energy
Only mallninja cityslickers LARP melee weapons in the age of firearms. Anyone in the bush has a firearm because they aren't morons.
https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg
Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game
Yeah but a rifle with bayonet doesn't need to be chucked because it chucks tiny spears at supersonic velocities.
>Only mallninja cityslickers LARP melee weapons in the age of firearms.
Going out with a spear is less of a larp than going out with a plate carrier >You shouldn't be tossing it, it should be a last resort barrier. >Even in the era when people used spears, nobody threw spears because that's moronic
Humans have been throwing spears since mammoths have walked the earth. You guys realize spear hunting is still a thing, yes? >either hit it with not enough force to kill, it dodges, or you just miss
If it'll go through multple layers of plywood, it';; stick in somethings ribs >What's the plan here chief.
Have multiple
>don't carry a gun, that's for posers >carry a fricking bundle of spears around instead
Look, a homosexual with a homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
All I said is mixing modern tech with forest spirits is a good way to get raped
Also I couldn't care less about "larpers" or "posers", you're just putting words in my mouth like you put teenage dick in yours
2 years ago
Anonymous
>mixing modern tech with forest spirits is a good way to get raped
Because a mass produced knife from Taiwan is the epitome of "in touch with nature" right?
>Humans have been throwing spears since mammoths have walked the earth
A thrown spear is not killing a mammoth, you actual child.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not one, but a good few by a band of experienced hunters could bring one down
Spears generate a lot of force when thrown, it's one of humanities earliest hunting weapons for a reason
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's one of humanities earliest hunting weapons for a reason
That reason is that it can be jammed into the vital organs of anything that moves, not for chucking by the dozen into shit. Your 2" penetrations into braced chipboard
https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg
Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game
don't represent a kill.
2 years ago
Anonymous
To second this, the reason we out competed Neanderthals was because we created effective ranged weapons due to the spear's shortcomings in terms of range and getting in harms way. Where as Neanderthals typically had the tougher builds to hunt an animal that was still actively defending itself up close. A plain spear is great for protecting oneself, but anything meant for range is purpose built for range. Atlatls didn't use the spear you kept for personal defense.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2012/nov/07/lethal-weapons-early-humans-neanderthals
Even native Americans didn't hunt with fricking spears.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>That reason is that it can be jammed into the vital organs of anything that moves, not for chucking by the dozen into shit.
They've still been used extensively by being thrown >Your 2" penetrations into braced chipboard
https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg
Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game (You) don't represent a kill. >Getting stabbed through the gut with a fricking spear that'll go through several inches of plywood with little effort is only going to leave a scratch bro trust me
2 years ago
Anonymous
>They've still been used extensively by being thrown
Nothing represented by your camp knife on a stick ever was.
Javelins had very purposeful designs and use cases, pre bronze age people didn't use them and people hunting megafauna damn sure never did. >Getting stabbed through the gut with a fricking spear
So you admit you have to actually stab with it for it to be useful?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Nothing represented by your camp knife on a stick ever was.
Nice gotcha reddit-Black person >Javelins had very purposeful designs and use cases, pre bronze age people didn't use them and people hunting megafauna damn sure never did. >Soure: my dick >So you admit you have to actually stab with it for it to be useful?
You type like a child. Throwing it into something stabs the spearhead through, at generally greater forces than just stabbing into it. You'd know this if you had any experience with it other than "I just know trust me bro"
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Throwing it into something stabs the spearhead through, at generally greater forces than just stabbing into it.
It will never be more force than stabbing into it, perhaps greater speed if an atlatl is used, but you're forgetting that you are the mass behind it. Once it impacts the flesh it will lose energy real quick. You forget that a bow imparts a lot of speed compared to a hand thrown spear, with a much smaller head than that of your spear, lots more penetration. >You'd know this if you had any experience with it other than "I just know trust me bro".
I'm sure you've totally killed a deer with that spear.
>How was that cold steel made? It certainly wasn't hand forged.
Not how it was made, just what it is. it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
I just like the theory that spiritual beings mess with the function of modern technology. None of this is based of reality, shit, we're debating what would take down a mythical cannibal spirit
>it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
I like this hyper focus on one sentence of the whole post, tells me the rest of what I said was spot on. A bullet is a single piece of metal moving really fast. An arrow is just a small stick with a piece of metal on it moving really fast. Spears are great, I love spears. Throwing one by hand is moronic, especially one with a blade as big and thick on the end as yours instead of one meant for piercing. >I just like the theory that spiritual beings mess with the function of modern technology.
Mhm, so a bolt action would seize up? Powder wouldn't explode? A bow string would snap?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It will never be more force than stabbing into it, perhaps greater speed if an atlatl is used, but you're forgetting that you are the mass behind it.
Not true in practice. I've gotten it stuck a lot further by throwing it than by sticking it in there myself. >Once it impacts the flesh it will lose energy real quick.
By the time it loses it's energy it'll be properly stuck into whatever you were throwing it at >I'm sure you've totally killed a deer with that spear.
I'm saying that I've actually used it and it works surpisingly well for a makeshift spear. Though people have used it for hunting, picrel being an example (not sure if the mods will get pissed at me for posting it, but I've found pictures of africans with their brains blown out on this board so I'll take my chances) >I like this hyper focus on one sentence of the whole post, tells me the rest of what I said was spot on. A bullet is a single piece of metal moving really fast. An arrow is just a small stick with a piece of metal on it moving really fast.
The fricking gun itself anon, I'm not going to explain every detail because you're incapable of getting my point >Mhm, so a bolt action would seize up? Powder wouldn't explode? A bow string would snap?
Yes for the first 2, but bows are old enough tech to where it'd likely be fine
Though keep in mind that last part is basically skinwalker fanfic as to make the thread fun
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Wood functions the same as flesh, therefor throwing is more effective
The only reason it appears that way is because when you're throwing instead of thrusting, you're imparting more speed which increases penetration against something hard. Flesh is much softer anon, and you get much deeper penetration with more internal damage with a thrust. Unless your fanfic also makes skinwalkers the same as witches, made of wood. >My skinwalker fanfiction justifies my take
God I wish you were an ungabunga based caveman instead of a dipshit contrarian. "Bullet no work because I no want it work". You're literally saying its the best because you came up with arbitrary rules, which don't even make it the best within said ruleset. >afraid to post a picture of a dead animal
Literally just a tourist.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I seriously don't get how you think flesh would do better against a thrown spear than wood. While stabbing flesh would be more effective than stabbing wood, if the thrown spear does particularly well against wood why would it be any less effective against flesh? >My skinwalker fanfiction justifies my take
Anon, I'm not discrediting everyone elses answer by giving a fun theory. If you wanna believe that guns work, go ahead, literally all of us are wrong considering it doesn't exist, but with that being said, all theories are equally valid. I only had to explain it because you autists had to spring up with "Why not just use rifles and bombs lol ur dumb" >Literally just a tourist.
I've been here long enough to get a temporary ban for posting similar content before, which is why I wasn't sure if the rules changed or what
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hmm, maybe a step back is in order. I feel as general purpose woodsman weapons were to go, a rifle with a bayonet (even a muzzleloader) would be best, since that still covers the basis of guns not being effective. The other point is that it's not that throwing is ineffective, it's that throwing is the worst option for an aware opponent (which is also why the dumbfrick argument of not being able to throw a bayonet blows my mind). If a bow still works, use a bow, keep the spear for close encounters since an aware opponent isn't going to dumbly run in a straight line to impale itself. Reminder that you are not hunting, you are baiting and snaring.
Frick even I have a bushmaster and I like spears, I'm just not moronic enough to throw it over some purpose built throwing spear.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The other point is that it's not that throwing is ineffective, it's that throwing is the worst option for an aware opponent
Why? I get that an ambush is more effective overall, but it's not like you can really dodge a properly thrown spear considering they go fairly quick. My thought process would be to throw a couple to injure it, then finish i off with the last one >(which is also why the dumbfrick argument of not being able to throw a bayonet blows my mind)
I just said thats how a spear and a rifle with bayonet differ >Reminder that you are not hunting, you are baiting and snaring.
I will hunt a skinwalker down or die trying >Frick even I have a bushmaster and I like spears, I'm just not moronic enough to throw it over some purpose built throwing spear.
It works surprisingly well if you find a good branch/buy a wooden pole. Plus I don't own a dedicated spear and the bowie bushman is $20
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wonder if learning how to fieldcraft spears might be worth it. Whether you use flint or perhaps carry a lot of spearheads or even arrowheads on you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I wonder if learning how to fieldcraft spears might be worth it. Whether you use flint or perhaps carry a lot of spearheads or even arrowheads on you.
I think so. It's a fun hobby yeah, but it's a genuinely good skill to have in case you ever get stranded/forced to live away from society/SHTF and need to conserve ammunition yet still need to hunt for food
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bowcraft might be better for SHTF, even as a kid I made a pretty accurate 5lb bow with a really nice springy sapling, some twine, and an "arrow" with leaves instead of feathers. Even then food preservation is much much much more important of a skill than something that conserves one of your at minimum 200 rounds.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I only had to explain it because you autists had to spring up with "Why not just use rifles and bombs lol ur dumb"
The thread literally started by asking what gun to use for skinwalkers.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Soure: my dick
The source is thousands of years of archeological finds you ignorant teenaged homosexual. >experience
Go huck your knife on a stick at a bear, report back with results.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The source is thousands of years of archeological finds you ignorant teenaged homosexual.
That prove what exactly? There are tons of examples of spears being used pre-bronze age, for hunting and warfare. No matter what homosexualshit assertion you put out you aren't going to convince me that spears weren't thrown atleast sometimes >Go huck your knife on a stick at a bear, report back with results.
Go back to middle school
2 years ago
Anonymous
>noodle armed chomosexual tries to stab me with his spear >lvl IV ballistic plates and half an inch of kevlar stop it dead >I butt stroke him with my rifle, crumpling him like a cruton >unzip my pants and sigh
"Aint no buck dying unbroken in my holler"
All I said is mixing modern tech with forest spirits is a good way to get raped
Also I couldn't care less about "larpers" or "posers", you're just putting words in my mouth like you put teenage dick in yours
Comparing surviving a skinwalker alone to hunting a mammoth with an entire community. >If it will go through multiple layers of plywood, it'll stick in somethings ribs.
Did you know that bullets go through multiple layers of plywood? If it's something to do spiritually then your coldsteel bushmaster ain't much more in tune with nature than a bullet. >You realize spear hunting is a thing, yes?
That's hunting in usually controlled and not very wild lands. Spear hunting has always been ambush hunting. Just try and get the drop on a spiritual being.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Comparing surviving a skinwalker alone to hunting a mammoth with an entire community.
You have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old >Did you know that bullets go through multiple layers of plywood? If it's something to do spiritually then your coldsteel bushmaster ain't much more in tune with nature than a bullet.
More of a tech thing. >That's hunting in usually controlled and not very wild lands.
Modern versions of it, yes. >Spear hunting has always been ambush hunting.
Nearly all hunting is ambush hunting, the hell are you talking about? Are you kicking in the deers door and shooting him while he's on the shitter?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>More of a tech thing.
How was that cold steel made? It certainly wasn't hand forged. At what point is something considered too technological? If it's really a technology thing then only stone tips would work, in which case an arrow might bring more bang for buck. Or if you're lucky some unrefined or natural metal (iron, copper, lead, etc), which makes a bullet with a copper jacket a safe option. I'm certain if it's something to do with spirit, then a thrown spear would be no better than bullets at killing it and that you'd need to be physically holding whatever you deliver a decisive blow with to act as a conductor for your spiritual energy. In which case I would prefer a bayonetted gun still, since a bullet will hopefully slow or stun it long enough for such an attack to be possible. >All hunting is ambush hunting.
It depends on how pedantic you want to be.
https://www.gohunt.com/content/skills/other/spot-and-stalk-vs--ambush-hunting--what-s-the-best-option-
The issue here is you're up against something supernatural, something with an awareness you could never hope to match. To hunt one is not even close to hunting dangerous game, let alone a deer. It will know your intent and stalk you, it will exploit any weakness it sees, and it will attack you. You are not the hunter, you're the bait and the snare at best.
Please though, go test this spear theory and report back to us. I'm never going to go out of my way hunt some supernatural beast, nor some predator. I'm thinking purely in terms of self defense against such animals, and I feel having such malicious intent would actively draw an ire that puts me in graver danger than simply unknowingly trespassing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>How was that cold steel made? It certainly wasn't hand forged.
Not how it was made, just what it is. it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
I just like the theory that spiritual beings mess with the function of modern technology. None of this is based of reality, shit, we're debating what would take down a mythical cannibal spirit
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Not how it was made, just what it is. it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
A bullet is a single piece (well 2 pieces) of metal. That bushman is an alloy of metal with at least 2 things in it. So in your mind "modern" tech doesn't work with spoops why? It's not optics, it's not electronics, it's literally all mechanical. Springs aren't exactly modern technology. If a spring doesn't work, it primers don't set off, if bullets don't shoot, then fire wouldn't stay lit and knives aren't cutting. You are a homosexual. Just say you like knives and move on.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>anvil >cap >explosive >case >projectile
I'm counting at least 5 friend. some might say the explosive is not a metal. so maybe 4.
and if you projectile is swaged add another.
and if it has a core, add another
and if you're using cheap steel as filler add another.
Literally what is a bayonet. Bayonets may be completely obsolete in warfare, but there's still a place for them in innawoods shit. Even versus a Bear or Moose (as unlikely) I'd rather have a stick with a knife at the end than a regular stick if my mag dump doesn't drop it instantly and its dying wish is to make me a puddle of mush.
Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game
You shouldn't be tossing it, it should be a last resort barrier. Whatever is charging you now can't just run at you lest it impale itself. Also how fricking moronic are you that "spear beats gun because you can throw spear".
Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game
Even in the era when people used spears, nobody threw spears because that's moronic
Well before bows was the atlatl, but typically that would be specialized in the same way, with bringing multiple spears. Point being, you never throw your last resort.
https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg
Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game
>skinwalker stalking you but doesn't mindlessly attack because pointy stick >throw pointy stick at skinwalker >either hit it with not enough force to kill, it dodges, or you just miss >skinwalker no longer has reason to keep its distance from you
What's the plan here chief.
Well that's just incorrect. There are many many types of throwing spears. People did all the time. Yes you wouldn't throw your last one out of common sense, but people absolutely threw spears for hunting and for war.
>Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet.
If only there was a way to send chunks of metal accurately at incredibly high velocities and at distances further you can throw....man that would be nice
Frickin' A, I'm telling anyone that listens. My intent is to make everyone gaslight me so I doubt it actually happened. >Butt doctor is speechless during my prostate exam
>I shoot the skinwalker with my IWI gun, he calls the cops on me >my cousin the judge makes sure that my attempted murder charge gets thrown out >my cousin the lawyer countersues him and I get all his money >my brother the doctor gets him hooked on opiates >my uncle the banker gets his home repossessed >my second cousin, David Shitting Bear, is on the tribal council and gets his injun voodoo powers stripped away from him >my great uncle Spielberg makes a movie about me kicking the skinwalker's ass, he casts me in it because I'm his nephew >my great grandpa Mel Brooks makes a parody of that movie, and his dipshit son writes the Skinwalker Survival Guide >we all move into the skinwalker's woods, kick out all the sasquatches, and make another israeli Ethnostate with nukes and everything
>my fellow skinwalkers, these tales of recent hiker murders by wendigos are simply wendiphobic propaganda! >diversity is the only way we cryptids will survive! >wendigos must replace our aging populations!
>what is the model of gun
Read, homie, read >what does the Hebrew say
BARUCH ATAH ADONAI, ELOHEINU MELECH HA'OLAM
First line of most Hebrew prayers, basically "Our father who art in heaven"
God you people are moronic. Skinwalkers and other spiritual creatures of the Americas are LONG gone if they ever existed to begin with. And you know who took them out? Native tribes with nothing but stone tools and whatever shaman shit they did.
hey, what is this deal about not whistling in the forest?
what is returning the whistles?
why can't they do rthym why I do lead? we can do more complex songs that way?
>>>/x/
I see the no fun gay is here
based Xtro
A weird frickin gem
Microwave ray gun or neutron beam cannon.
Can vouch for microwaves.
Underrated
>Need to shoot a skinwalker?
>GET A CANNON
Literally writes itself.
Not blurry or shaky enough
That's the point. If you have good camera suddenly all the /x/ shit disappears.
I wouldn't worry about it
If you ever meet one a gun won't help you.
Duno
rpg
A Gavin is all you need fren
>Hunting Rifle – You will start off with a hunting rifle, you can currently hold up to 25 rounds total.
>A Native American Axe – You will start off with one in your inventory, cycle between it and your rifle by pressing the 1 and 2 keys.
>Shotgun – You will not start off with this. However, it can be found in a couple of random spots in the world. The ammo for it can only be found and cannot be resupplied in the starting ammo crate.
That game looks kinda fun, but I've been burned on early access shit before so haven't bought it.
it's good. All that's "early access" about it is that it hasn't got all of it's maps yet. The updates are just tweaks here and there like giving the Skinwalker the ability to leap towards you and more translations of the game. I've had a blast with the game, it's not too different from Witch Hunt, but i think Witch Hunt is ultimately better.
Deploy the tactical femboy with lubed anus and run.
any gun designed by John Moses Browning
An AR-15 is good enough.
jej
Heh
12 Guage with buckshot and a light and strap is the go to for any nighttime woods shit. Lot of weird shit out there way deep in the wilderness.
Font trust this skinwalker.
I know the recipe, but it wolill needed to be loaded into the hollow of a large bore round/special slug
A bucket of KFC. The old colonel really pisses them off.
Hunting?
Don't trust the skinwalker, not matter how cute
This. First they get your trust and next thing you know you are stuck raising a bunch of human/skinwalker hybrids
>bang qt deer horn girl
>raise kids with it for life in woods
that's the dream
dangerously furry
UNF
there's a story about a man that goes camping with another man andf his wife, and the wife's skin is worn by a skinwalker who returns. it is suggested she somehow replaced the husband too. regardless, the protagonist of the story is in the car with the wife and notices her arm is a bit bent funny or too small or something, and he asks what happened, and the creature fixes it. wouldn't it be crazy if he said aren't your eyes too small, and wasn't your nose more upturned? and I'm pretty sure your lips were fatter. imagine the original husband comes back. lol where is my wife and why is this bimbo here? haha idk isn't that crazy?
DAMN wendigos look like that be right guys gonna go visit the forest real quick.
I prefer the one on the right, damn
>not the one on the left
Casual
I like the right too because I have a puttees fetish
> not wanting the left one to choke you with her prehensile tail
Shame
I like to survive sex, thank you very much.
Saint Floyd is that you!?
One night my uncle went out to his hunting stand in the woods, He came back with cuts all over his body bleeding profusely. He was shook up and barely spoke anything about what happened after that but the one thing he said to me before he died of blood loss was SUCK MY GAY moronic homie BALLS
when in doubt, 45ACP
I wouldnt worry about it.
If you're real worried I hear we jaut absolutely hate it when people rub themselves down with salt, garlic, and butter, so that's a good defence.
7.62x39 or nothing
Which gas mask is that? And what's your filter setup?
Polish mask, some generic Soviet filter (not the asbestos kind)
Why are you gey
>shity rifle
>highly visible flecktarn
Either NGMI or actually a skinwalker spreading disinfo
t. doesn't frick blood suckers while dude weed lmaoing all day
Flecktarn makes everyone invisible. It's so efficient I don't know if there is a guy on the image.
Stay away from mud, kek.
>muh mud test
Complete bullshit.
AK:
>only jams if you physically shove thick mud into the receiver, dropping it won't affect performance at all
>mud test ignores the dust cover safety and the fact that you can force the gun into battery with the charging handle
AR:
>every mud test I've ever seen is ridiculously biased, they rub a little on the outside with the dust cover closed, ignoring the ejection port and the magwell
>if mud does get inside the reciever, it will lock up, the fire selector can't be moved, and you can't clear it without disassembling the rifle
I'll be careful not to intentionally pack mud into the receiver of my rifle
>mud test ignores the dust cover safety and the fact that you can force the gun into battery with the charging handle
They are done first with the dust cover closed. Ramming something into battery doesn’t always work, and can cause catastrophic failure.
>every mud test I've ever seen is ridiculously biased, they rub a little on the outside with the dust cover closed, ignoring the ejection port and the magwell
Lol no you are just lying
>gently falling in a mud puddle is ramming the reciver full of mud now
The goal post is in orbit
Gently dropping it into a mud puddle will do jack shit, you noguns b***h
All your screaming won’t unjam your gun. It won’t stop ARs either
>m.youtube.com
>still no argument
You're a phoneposter. What do I gain from arguing with a child?
user thinks that eugene stoner's bolt design isn't a needlessly complex clusterfrick to sell guns to the military
makes sense
I’m in northern Appalachia, I’m more worried about cold temperatures than a little mud.
AR trannies BTFO
https://imgur.io/gallery/uLfvt
AK variants reign supreme
AUG wasn't tested, opinion discarded
>israeli rifle
no thanks, shekelberg, I need to kill skinwalkers, not unarmed Palestinians
Here’s one for Appalachiabros
7.62x39 is shit honestly, great in short barrels and it's cheap but 5.56 is worth the extra money
Great, you put a .22 hole in the skinwalker and now he's pissed, good going
>Implying you would shoot once instead of magdumping the fricking supernatural being
So it's a choice between 30 little holes or 30 big holes, you fricking idiot
Supernatural or not, 30 fricking holes will drop it. Doesn’t matter the size of the hole, use a fricking 9mm or a 50 ae for all I give a shit 30 holes is 30 holes
That's not why you use 7.62x39. Skinwalkers, wendigos, and other spirits are supernatural creatures. Weapons that use 7.62x39 and 7.62x54R and 7.62x25 were designed and built by godless communists, and if an angel/demon gets shot with one, the bullet will steal its power because it's too "smart" to believe in religion.
45-70
Trips and I post skinwalker recipe to insert into bullets.
Rollin for it
Please daddy
It's ash from a white ash tree applied to your bullets in a slurry in alcohol
This will not work.
Then what will, exactly?
Yeah honestly anon quit beating around the fricking bush because some of us don’t go looking for trouble but it might find us and our wives and kids and honestly I want to be able to put that trouble in the fricking dirt
Oh, Satan got trips.
So this is a catch all bullet.
The legends say white ash for skinwalkers, we are unsure if they are referring to the white ash tree, or the white colored ash from a fire, so the recipe is as follows
>white ash (tree) sawdust
>burn some white ash to ash, collect the white ashes
>a few pellets of silver shot
You used to be able to buy this, unsure if you still can, might need to melt and drip your own into water, make sure to get super fine, like #9 size, silver filings will do if you can't find the shot
>dried, ground garlic
>Holy water
>Mix everything but the shot and holy water
>you need a hollow point in ~.452 cal or larger (you could get away with .429 cal but the amount of mix you can add starts getting low)
>or cast your own slugs/pumpkin balls and make your own voids
>fill the hollow to 1/2 with mix
>add silver shot/filings until 3/4 full
>add a drop or two holy water
>cut out a piece of plastic to cover the mix
>seal the hollow with epoxy
The bullets ideally should be blessed by tobacco smoke, while asking for the power to slay the skinwalker.
This is some moronic bullshit
Why the frick would a Navajo yokai give a shit about your papist water or garlic or other shit from European folktales
You could post this shit on /x/ and even they would call you a cringy homosexual
You gullible fricking moron, why don't you just go to a strip mall palm reader while you're at it
none of our “cryptid” texts say shit about half of what ingredients he used either lol
then what would you use?
I said it's a catch all.
The white ash, and silver are for the skinwalker, but that's not the only thing out there.
>why would some unholy creature seeking refuge in the last place on earth to be touched by Christianity fear Christianity
Catholic bullshit doesn't work on anybody except other Catholic subhumans
t. Fearful skinwalker
t. Pedro Rodriguez
I'd rather be a skin walker than approve of child molestation, you sick frick.
Clearly it must work for you to react like that
It's the last place touched by Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and Zoroastrianism too
Should I throw pork at it or tell it to imagine one hand clapping or some shit on the off chance that he believes in that crap instead of the Navajo shit?
Btw, throwing a pack of smokes at it and telling it to frick off will banish 90% of Native American spirits, no joke
>American Spirits are banished
>Have to live with the fact you bought a skinwalker cigs
Frick that shit man, you know that creepy motherfricker is gonna steal your lighter while he's at it too. If it's between the other anon's method or yours, I'm going with the pissin' hot fuddy five over giving away a full pack of smokes.
>motherfricker is gonna steal your lighter
Give him the white bic, fricker wont know what hit him.
>Doesn't realize Dine medicine pouches have tobacco in them, among other things.
You fricking fool, you're just attracting more of them! "Oh no, Mr. /x/-phile, don't throw tobacco at me, that would be hooooorible!"
Well burning the dead is an important rite in Zoroastrianism, and I would burn it’s corpse if you manage to drop it
>throw pork
No that's for Muslims not skinwalkers.
Because there is only one God and he was incarnate by the holy spirit of the virgin mary, was made man, and his name is Jesus Christ.
Son of a israeli prostitute with a cuck husband
If it didn't work, it also wouldn't hurt anything to add it.
The only reason to rage against these suggestions so much, is if they were effective, and you were a skinwalker.
/k/ fighting a skinwalker
Kek, time for a rewatch I guess
modern movies fricking suck
>t. Cannot into theological evolution
Christ is king and pagans were either children of Satan or mistaken about their "deities". Either way a cryptid not believing in Christ doesn't make him any less powerful dingus
israelite on a stick
The fact that the cryptid exists proves that the Navajo religion is correct, and therefore papism is incorrect.
Either skinwalkers are fake or Yeshua the local carpenter isn't God. If it's the first one, get the frick out of this thread, and if it's the second, shut the frick up about Jesus.
>Either skinwalkers are fake or Yeshua the local carpenter isn't God
>implying Christianity doesn't include the belief in demons and supernatural evils
Are you moronic?
>demons existing disproves Christianity
Strong contender for dumbest Internet Atheist argument.
You are equally moronic for saying that the Easter Bunny doesn't disprove Santa Claus
this man knows what he is talking about
this
Let people talk about what they want. you're talking about your own pagan shit in here already. The aggressive anti-jesus stuff makes people be more into jesus because it makes what he said true. Also papism is incorrect, they literally worship shekinah, and put the Lucifer telescope at lake nemi. regardless, the Navajo and all other native tribes are part of the lost tribes of israel. Joseph riverwind is a good source on this, this is some basic ass knowledge you're failing to understand here. The native religions still remember and kept the knowledge from the tower of babel. Edomites are called Red men for a reason.
>the Navajo and all other native tribes are part of the lost tribes of israel
Mormons are even bigger morons than papists. Shut the frick up about Jesus, you stupid Black person, nobody gives a shit on a hentai gun forum. ChristBlack folk are as bad as trannies.
He got trips, devil trips as well
Share.
Nothing slurried and put on the outside of a bullet will work.
I'm waiting for trips to tell you guys.
homosexual.
Well, well, what do we have here?
Another trip that goes on the filter list.
I see you know your judo well
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
>be me
>camp at an abandoned concrete bridge up a disused logging road
>been there a few times before, place is super weird
>no animal noises, weird, unnatural shit, like a big tree growing in the middle of the road, or a wide stream where the road used to be, the road's only been closed for a few years
>closest thing to The Zone I've ever seen irl
>at the camp, fall asleep drinking really shitty plastic bottle vodka
>wake up at midnight
>there's a shadowy figure standing in the road
>a name appears in my mind: "Deer Woman"
>words start coming out of my mouth, but they aren't my words and it isn't my voice
>Deer Woman tells me that these are her woods, and that I can stay the night, but I need to leave when the sun rises
>I tell her that I won't come back, she says something about how white people don't keep their promises to her people
>I promise her that I'll never return, under pain of death
>she disappears, and I fall back asleep
>pack up and leave at dawn, feel eyes watching me the whole half-mile hike back to the car
Not sure if it was real, if it was a dream, or an ethanol-induced hallucination (that vodka was fricking janky), but I'm not going back there anymore.
>A1 clone
>monster
Nice taste fellow 30yo boomer
>be me
>deer lady shows up
>pull out my cdib
>"ya frick off c**t"
>she flies into a rage
>bullets don't work on her
>your autopsy report says you were stomped to death in the genitals by a deer
>stomped to death in the genitals by a deer
That is also coincidentally the name of the debut album of my black metal band.
>I was a hologram the whole time
I like when salty gays go "nuh uhhh! It'll totally kill you!"
>she singles out white people
[CONTINUED LAUGHTER]
>she says something about how white people don't keep their promises
>he didn't alpha up and ask why
>he didn't finish his ancestors work of taming the wilds
>he didn't even frick the deer
Get off /k/, never come back, you have failed on every front
Man, I was too drunk to move
Also I'm not a rapist
too human
I really need to get outside more.
someone post the "who need they wendussy ate?"
I can dump a lot more than that
depends on how merciful the jannies are feeling
Just a side question; I don't understand the idea of larping innawoods, just to watch something on your ipad. It really doesnt make sense to me. Isn't the whole idea to feel like you're actually in STALKER? You got the geiger and everything, so why the monster, gas station sub, and anime? Wouldn't you rather just hear the sounds of nature, eating a tin of beans or soup, and really *feel* the experience?
I'm not even trying to hate, I just dont get running 95% of the marathon only to drive a car the last 200 meters.
I did all the STALKER shit, I ran around, investigated the abandoned buildings, drank vodka, and jerk offd. By that point, it was 8PM and I had 2 hours until it was dark.
Also, drinking Monster is STALKER.
you avoided my question
No, I answered it, you dumbass Redditor. I did the stalker stuff, then I did the nature stuff, then I got too drunk to move, then I watched The Hobbit, then I slept, then I hung out with Deer Woman. I don't really give a shit if you think I'm not camping right.
Don't @ me, b***h.
You sound like the type of guy that understands druk posting. But trips can frick off.
Why didn't you frick the deer woman? Are you a coward?
.45-70 tipped with white ash turned into a paste.
This does not completely kill the Skinwalker though. To finish the process you then need to burn the body and add a bundle of sage to the flames. The flames will burn bright green. Once the body is reduced to ash, turn the ash into the soil with a shovel.
This will completely destroy a skinwalker.
White ash as in the ashes from a fire?
Any particular wood?
Ingredients for the the paste?
White ash, the remnants of a very hot fire. It has to be a wood of spiritual significance to the local tribe. Here in the west it's live oak. Northern Arizona it's pinion pine. For the Ute, birch. For the PNW tribes it's very old birdseye maple.
I've used alcohol and water based slurries. Didn't matter.
I made a youtube short about white ash.
me: ehhh, white ash made from white ash should cover my bases.
but it had real marijuana ash as part of the gag leading up and real ammo, and I decided, it just wasn't safe.
That’s too many steps. Can I just shoot it with a .44 and frick the bullet hole?
laptop gun from perfect dark.
Why is Perfect Dark making the rounds in everyone's consciousness again? I just beat that game again a month ago on an emulator. Also Super Dragon or the Avenger with its threat detector.
GLORIOUS MOSIN NAGANT IN THUNDEROUS 7.62x54R USE B-32 API DESIGN FOR STALIN'S SHKAS
.357 didn't affect a skinwalker, kid didn't return in time to see if 30.06 would harm it.
my weapon of choice is a double barrel .72 caliber smoothbore musket loaded with buck and ball on top of 100 grains of the lords best black powder
i'll have that fricking skinwalker screeching yankee doodle dandy by the time i get finished
>2 shots of only lead
RIP
you think a .72 caliber musket wont shatter bones?
break limbs ? or tear out huge hunks of flesh?
let alone that every musket ball is accompanied by 3, 31. cal buckshot
on top of that i have paper cartridges for it
>thinking a skinwalker will be effected
NGMI
i could make silver musket balls
>some skinwalker makes his presence known
>you turn present arms and fire...miss
>return to right shoulder arms and march at the slow time directly at the skinwalker
skinwalker thinks he has you and charges
> you make ready and present arms fire again...hit
>the skinwalkers knee is completely gone leg dangling by threads of flesh and sinew
the buckshot peppered his stomach and clapped his diaphragm
>as you close the distance the skinwalker finally hears british grenadiers blasting from the bluetooth speaker hanging on your back pack
>the skinwalker remembers where this is going and desperately attempts the crawl away
>you sling your rifle and grab your kabar as you transition into quick time march
>the look of sheer terror on the face of the skinwalker as the music of british grenadiers getting louder and closer is priceless
>and you finally reach the skinwalker and scream "MY NAME IS BUFFALO BILL AND IM THE SKINWALKER NOW"
"you grab your kabar and bottle of lotion as you skin it alive"
you mutter to your self as you walk away wearing your new skinwalker suit "im the skinwalker now"
Almost feel bad for the skinwalker.
Hell yeah, caliber 69 FRICK BALL
Oy gevalt, those goyish injun shmucks don't stand a chance.
I would seduce the skinwalker. But you're not catching me in the woods without one of these bad boys. Just in case.
For me it’s the homemade grenade launcher
Guys can I waifu the Skinwalker if I choose my words carefully?
I desire a spoopy woods deer demon gf
no
.303 for the wood tips, also works on vampires
that's from a movie
There's no such thing as a Skinwalker
yep and even if we did exist, why would skinwalker harass random hunters
>even if we
W-Wait a second…
LG-5 grenade launching sniper rifle.
If I go innawoods and I hear a voice calling me over, what should I do bros?
Go over
You're passively suicidal anyway, and you might survive and get a fun story to tell.
Male or female voice?
I wouldn't worry about it
406gr hardened cast lead bullets in .45-70 HSM Bear Load
But there's a catch: Skinwalkers are mystical beings, so simply metal alone won't do the trick- you need to not just wound them, but kill them.
Find an ash tree, burn the wood until only oure ash remains. Emulsify this with water. Paint the paste on the bullet.
Now you're good to go.
For more, check out watch?v=BPUuqT-tw5s
What movie.
Ain't no spook that can't be killed with either silver or iron according to most mythologies, and the Injuns didn't really have silver or iron so they probably just overlooked that when it came to skinwalkers, so just load up some shells that have a combination of silver and iron buckshot
This, humanity's evolved, monsters aren't really a threat anymore
I vaguely remember a short story like that where demons rise out of hell in modern day but didn't anticipate technological advancements so they get completely btfo by fighter jets and guns.
>ywn kill demons
There's "The road not taken" short story about Napoleon-era aliens trying to colonize Earth just to find out we were the only species who overlooked a simple physical phenomenon allowing for interstellar travel and developed all the modern technology instead. Look it up, it's available online.
I'm well familiar with that one
gives me the biggest HFY boner
Another book similar to this is "Out of The Dark" by David Weber. Pretty /k/ related as well.
Salvation War. Kind of gay and moderately liberal in the way that stuff used to be before the past ten years or so where everybody decided they would be either neonazis or Khmer Rouge apologists with nothing in between.
My question is, if these things are apparently a southwestern thing, why didn't the Spaniards ever encounter them? This is a huge hole in the skinwalker thing I just realized.
This leaves 3 possibilities:
>SpookBlack folk are fake and gay (most probable)
>spookBlack folk are a thing but spaniards BTFO'd them with halberds and arquebus, meaning for modern tech they're no worse than a relatively clever crackhead
>spookBlack folk somehow evaded the Spaniards and other Whites and suddenly pop out now
Or the fourth possibility
>SpookBlack folk impersonated Spaniards and eventually worked their way into the government, and now all the worlds governments are actually run by skinwalkers
All the Hispanic governments are run by Skinwalkers
Chill with the linebreaks, skinny. Spaniards didn't need to get fricked by skinwalkers because the Apache were fricking them up enough on their own. And the only spaniards that could actually write shit down were Catholics and wouldn't write about such heresy even if they caught wind of it.
The idea of a physical unkillable monster has gotten more cringe to me the older I get. It just seems like really dumb plot armor to say " okay it's a big deer monster but it can change shape and also it can take 200 rounds of .308 to the face and not flinch despite being made of flesh and bones lol." If it has a physical form the answer is always a bigger gun or bomb.
>If it has a physical form the answer is always a bigger gun or bomb.
Burt Gummer taught me this at a young age
There's no logical reason blowing somethings brains out wouldn't kill it but cutting it's head off would, and basically every fictional creature in just about every culture comes with a little "you can also just cut off its head" side note.
People who are Incapable of understanding symbolism should be the first ones stuffed into the wicker man.
What does my foot up your ass symbolize
That you've had several 10-inch-long objects inside your anus and you're projecting it onto (or into) other people
You'll need a gun that can also change shape
I'm 44 and appreciate this picture.
Have an old comic page, for your troubles.
A 4 bore shotgun loaded with high brass 'freak fricker' shells.
>White Ash splinters
>Magnesium chunks
>Silver bird shot
>All drenched in garlic juice
>and blessed by as many different holy men as you can get involved.
As a non-skinwalker, this seems unnecessary.
OC spray is all you need.
Are you saying that I 'shouldn't worry about it'?
You probably shouldn't.
The peppersauce spray is pretty good.
For defence that is.
I've heard that rubbing your body with butter and green onions will make us skinwalkers really scared of you
how about rubbing your body with cum?
Ew, gross, I don't want to eat a cum sandwich
I mean, NO, cum makes the curse stronger or some shit, don't rub cum on yourself
Also no walnuts, I'm allergic. Peanuts are fine.
what if I come with an erect wiener fully whipped out and a pheromone spray
Can you please just stay out of my woods?
you won't get away from my lust that easily
They're my woods now. Rent is dick sucks.
Can you please stay out of my dreams, sexy?
have a skinwalker-ified edit
Wendigo x Skinwalker r34 when.
Why would you hunt skinwalkers? There is no need for violence. Leave your weapons at home.
Hello there fellow humans
>Guns
You think natives took those frickers down with AR's and glocks? Mixing modern technology with spiritual frickery is a sure bet to getting raped by a spooky deer man
Either fight em with a spear while chanting incantations or stay out of skinwalker territory
Buddy I hope that isn't a picture of you
If a pointy stick or arrow can kill something, it's not surviving a shotgun blast.
You have city slicker energy and will be promptly consumed by the forest
>coat stick in magical macguffin mixture of ash/horsepiss/e-girlsweat
>can suddenly kill a skinwalker
So what's stopping someone from coating some needles with that to make some sabot rounds and deleting a whole forest worth of skinwalkers?
.be
Do it pussy
>t. Sneedoth, Seeder of the end tymed
>city slicker energy
Only mallninja cityslickers LARP melee weapons in the age of firearms. Anyone in the bush has a firearm because they aren't morons.
Yeah but a rifle with bayonet doesn't need to be chucked because it chucks tiny spears at supersonic velocities.
>Only mallninja cityslickers LARP melee weapons in the age of firearms.
Going out with a spear is less of a larp than going out with a plate carrier
>You shouldn't be tossing it, it should be a last resort barrier.
>Even in the era when people used spears, nobody threw spears because that's moronic
Humans have been throwing spears since mammoths have walked the earth. You guys realize spear hunting is still a thing, yes?
>either hit it with not enough force to kill, it dodges, or you just miss
If it'll go through multple layers of plywood, it';; stick in somethings ribs
>What's the plan here chief.
Have multiple
>don't carry a gun, that's for posers
>carry a fricking bundle of spears around instead
Look, a homosexual with a homosexual
All I said is mixing modern tech with forest spirits is a good way to get raped
Also I couldn't care less about "larpers" or "posers", you're just putting words in my mouth like you put teenage dick in yours
>mixing modern tech with forest spirits is a good way to get raped
Because a mass produced knife from Taiwan is the epitome of "in touch with nature" right?
>Humans have been throwing spears since mammoths have walked the earth
A thrown spear is not killing a mammoth, you actual child.
Not one, but a good few by a band of experienced hunters could bring one down
Spears generate a lot of force when thrown, it's one of humanities earliest hunting weapons for a reason
>it's one of humanities earliest hunting weapons for a reason
That reason is that it can be jammed into the vital organs of anything that moves, not for chucking by the dozen into shit. Your 2" penetrations into braced chipboard
don't represent a kill.
To second this, the reason we out competed Neanderthals was because we created effective ranged weapons due to the spear's shortcomings in terms of range and getting in harms way. Where as Neanderthals typically had the tougher builds to hunt an animal that was still actively defending itself up close. A plain spear is great for protecting oneself, but anything meant for range is purpose built for range. Atlatls didn't use the spear you kept for personal defense.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2012/nov/07/lethal-weapons-early-humans-neanderthals
Even native Americans didn't hunt with fricking spears.
>That reason is that it can be jammed into the vital organs of anything that moves, not for chucking by the dozen into shit.
They've still been used extensively by being thrown
>Your 2" penetrations into braced chipboard
Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game (You) don't represent a kill.
>Getting stabbed through the gut with a fricking spear that'll go through several inches of plywood with little effort is only going to leave a scratch bro trust me
>They've still been used extensively by being thrown
Nothing represented by your camp knife on a stick ever was.
Javelins had very purposeful designs and use cases, pre bronze age people didn't use them and people hunting megafauna damn sure never did.
>Getting stabbed through the gut with a fricking spear
So you admit you have to actually stab with it for it to be useful?
>Nothing represented by your camp knife on a stick ever was.
Nice gotcha reddit-Black person
>Javelins had very purposeful designs and use cases, pre bronze age people didn't use them and people hunting megafauna damn sure never did.
>Soure: my dick
>So you admit you have to actually stab with it for it to be useful?
You type like a child. Throwing it into something stabs the spearhead through, at generally greater forces than just stabbing into it. You'd know this if you had any experience with it other than "I just know trust me bro"
>Throwing it into something stabs the spearhead through, at generally greater forces than just stabbing into it.
It will never be more force than stabbing into it, perhaps greater speed if an atlatl is used, but you're forgetting that you are the mass behind it. Once it impacts the flesh it will lose energy real quick. You forget that a bow imparts a lot of speed compared to a hand thrown spear, with a much smaller head than that of your spear, lots more penetration.
>You'd know this if you had any experience with it other than "I just know trust me bro".
I'm sure you've totally killed a deer with that spear.
>it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
I like this hyper focus on one sentence of the whole post, tells me the rest of what I said was spot on. A bullet is a single piece of metal moving really fast. An arrow is just a small stick with a piece of metal on it moving really fast. Spears are great, I love spears. Throwing one by hand is moronic, especially one with a blade as big and thick on the end as yours instead of one meant for piercing.
>I just like the theory that spiritual beings mess with the function of modern technology.
Mhm, so a bolt action would seize up? Powder wouldn't explode? A bow string would snap?
>It will never be more force than stabbing into it, perhaps greater speed if an atlatl is used, but you're forgetting that you are the mass behind it.
Not true in practice. I've gotten it stuck a lot further by throwing it than by sticking it in there myself.
>Once it impacts the flesh it will lose energy real quick.
By the time it loses it's energy it'll be properly stuck into whatever you were throwing it at
>I'm sure you've totally killed a deer with that spear.
I'm saying that I've actually used it and it works surpisingly well for a makeshift spear. Though people have used it for hunting, picrel being an example (not sure if the mods will get pissed at me for posting it, but I've found pictures of africans with their brains blown out on this board so I'll take my chances)
>I like this hyper focus on one sentence of the whole post, tells me the rest of what I said was spot on. A bullet is a single piece of metal moving really fast. An arrow is just a small stick with a piece of metal on it moving really fast.
The fricking gun itself anon, I'm not going to explain every detail because you're incapable of getting my point
>Mhm, so a bolt action would seize up? Powder wouldn't explode? A bow string would snap?
Yes for the first 2, but bows are old enough tech to where it'd likely be fine
Though keep in mind that last part is basically skinwalker fanfic as to make the thread fun
>Wood functions the same as flesh, therefor throwing is more effective
The only reason it appears that way is because when you're throwing instead of thrusting, you're imparting more speed which increases penetration against something hard. Flesh is much softer anon, and you get much deeper penetration with more internal damage with a thrust. Unless your fanfic also makes skinwalkers the same as witches, made of wood.
>My skinwalker fanfiction justifies my take
God I wish you were an ungabunga based caveman instead of a dipshit contrarian. "Bullet no work because I no want it work". You're literally saying its the best because you came up with arbitrary rules, which don't even make it the best within said ruleset.
>afraid to post a picture of a dead animal
Literally just a tourist.
I seriously don't get how you think flesh would do better against a thrown spear than wood. While stabbing flesh would be more effective than stabbing wood, if the thrown spear does particularly well against wood why would it be any less effective against flesh?
>My skinwalker fanfiction justifies my take
Anon, I'm not discrediting everyone elses answer by giving a fun theory. If you wanna believe that guns work, go ahead, literally all of us are wrong considering it doesn't exist, but with that being said, all theories are equally valid. I only had to explain it because you autists had to spring up with "Why not just use rifles and bombs lol ur dumb"
>Literally just a tourist.
I've been here long enough to get a temporary ban for posting similar content before, which is why I wasn't sure if the rules changed or what
Hmm, maybe a step back is in order. I feel as general purpose woodsman weapons were to go, a rifle with a bayonet (even a muzzleloader) would be best, since that still covers the basis of guns not being effective. The other point is that it's not that throwing is ineffective, it's that throwing is the worst option for an aware opponent (which is also why the dumbfrick argument of not being able to throw a bayonet blows my mind). If a bow still works, use a bow, keep the spear for close encounters since an aware opponent isn't going to dumbly run in a straight line to impale itself. Reminder that you are not hunting, you are baiting and snaring.
Frick even I have a bushmaster and I like spears, I'm just not moronic enough to throw it over some purpose built throwing spear.
>The other point is that it's not that throwing is ineffective, it's that throwing is the worst option for an aware opponent
Why? I get that an ambush is more effective overall, but it's not like you can really dodge a properly thrown spear considering they go fairly quick. My thought process would be to throw a couple to injure it, then finish i off with the last one
>(which is also why the dumbfrick argument of not being able to throw a bayonet blows my mind)
I just said thats how a spear and a rifle with bayonet differ
>Reminder that you are not hunting, you are baiting and snaring.
I will hunt a skinwalker down or die trying
>Frick even I have a bushmaster and I like spears, I'm just not moronic enough to throw it over some purpose built throwing spear.
It works surprisingly well if you find a good branch/buy a wooden pole. Plus I don't own a dedicated spear and the bowie bushman is $20
I wonder if learning how to fieldcraft spears might be worth it. Whether you use flint or perhaps carry a lot of spearheads or even arrowheads on you.
>I wonder if learning how to fieldcraft spears might be worth it. Whether you use flint or perhaps carry a lot of spearheads or even arrowheads on you.
I think so. It's a fun hobby yeah, but it's a genuinely good skill to have in case you ever get stranded/forced to live away from society/SHTF and need to conserve ammunition yet still need to hunt for food
Bowcraft might be better for SHTF, even as a kid I made a pretty accurate 5lb bow with a really nice springy sapling, some twine, and an "arrow" with leaves instead of feathers. Even then food preservation is much much much more important of a skill than something that conserves one of your at minimum 200 rounds.
>I only had to explain it because you autists had to spring up with "Why not just use rifles and bombs lol ur dumb"
The thread literally started by asking what gun to use for skinwalkers.
>Soure: my dick
The source is thousands of years of archeological finds you ignorant teenaged homosexual.
>experience
Go huck your knife on a stick at a bear, report back with results.
>The source is thousands of years of archeological finds you ignorant teenaged homosexual.
That prove what exactly? There are tons of examples of spears being used pre-bronze age, for hunting and warfare. No matter what homosexualshit assertion you put out you aren't going to convince me that spears weren't thrown atleast sometimes
>Go huck your knife on a stick at a bear, report back with results.
Go back to middle school
>noodle armed chomosexual tries to stab me with his spear
>lvl IV ballistic plates and half an inch of kevlar stop it dead
>I butt stroke him with my rifle, crumpling him like a cruton
>unzip my pants and sigh
"Aint no buck dying unbroken in my holler"
Comparing surviving a skinwalker alone to hunting a mammoth with an entire community.
>If it will go through multiple layers of plywood, it'll stick in somethings ribs.
Did you know that bullets go through multiple layers of plywood? If it's something to do spiritually then your coldsteel bushmaster ain't much more in tune with nature than a bullet.
>You realize spear hunting is a thing, yes?
That's hunting in usually controlled and not very wild lands. Spear hunting has always been ambush hunting. Just try and get the drop on a spiritual being.
>Comparing surviving a skinwalker alone to hunting a mammoth with an entire community.
You have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old
>Did you know that bullets go through multiple layers of plywood? If it's something to do spiritually then your coldsteel bushmaster ain't much more in tune with nature than a bullet.
More of a tech thing.
>That's hunting in usually controlled and not very wild lands.
Modern versions of it, yes.
>Spear hunting has always been ambush hunting.
Nearly all hunting is ambush hunting, the hell are you talking about? Are you kicking in the deers door and shooting him while he's on the shitter?
>More of a tech thing.
How was that cold steel made? It certainly wasn't hand forged. At what point is something considered too technological? If it's really a technology thing then only stone tips would work, in which case an arrow might bring more bang for buck. Or if you're lucky some unrefined or natural metal (iron, copper, lead, etc), which makes a bullet with a copper jacket a safe option. I'm certain if it's something to do with spirit, then a thrown spear would be no better than bullets at killing it and that you'd need to be physically holding whatever you deliver a decisive blow with to act as a conductor for your spiritual energy. In which case I would prefer a bayonetted gun still, since a bullet will hopefully slow or stun it long enough for such an attack to be possible.
>All hunting is ambush hunting.
It depends on how pedantic you want to be.
https://www.gohunt.com/content/skills/other/spot-and-stalk-vs--ambush-hunting--what-s-the-best-option-
The issue here is you're up against something supernatural, something with an awareness you could never hope to match. To hunt one is not even close to hunting dangerous game, let alone a deer. It will know your intent and stalk you, it will exploit any weakness it sees, and it will attack you. You are not the hunter, you're the bait and the snare at best.
Please though, go test this spear theory and report back to us. I'm never going to go out of my way hunt some supernatural beast, nor some predator. I'm thinking purely in terms of self defense against such animals, and I feel having such malicious intent would actively draw an ire that puts me in graver danger than simply unknowingly trespassing.
>How was that cold steel made? It certainly wasn't hand forged.
Not how it was made, just what it is. it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
I just like the theory that spiritual beings mess with the function of modern technology. None of this is based of reality, shit, we're debating what would take down a mythical cannibal spirit
>Not how it was made, just what it is. it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
A bullet is a single piece (well 2 pieces) of metal. That bushman is an alloy of metal with at least 2 things in it. So in your mind "modern" tech doesn't work with spoops why? It's not optics, it's not electronics, it's literally all mechanical. Springs aren't exactly modern technology. If a spring doesn't work, it primers don't set off, if bullets don't shoot, then fire wouldn't stay lit and knives aren't cutting. You are a homosexual. Just say you like knives and move on.
>anvil
>cap
>explosive
>case
>projectile
I'm counting at least 5 friend. some might say the explosive is not a metal. so maybe 4.
and if you projectile is swaged add another.
and if it has a core, add another
and if you're using cheap steel as filler add another.
my autism knows no bounds.
>reply to only me
>quote a bunch of things I never said
Ok yeah you're a schizo moron larping mallninja.
>Forgets to tag one moron
>"FRICKING SCHIZO!!!!! MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS"
Love this site
Literally what is a bayonet. Bayonets may be completely obsolete in warfare, but there's still a place for them in innawoods shit. Even versus a Bear or Moose (as unlikely) I'd rather have a stick with a knife at the end than a regular stick if my mag dump doesn't drop it instantly and its dying wish is to make me a puddle of mush.
Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game
You shouldn't be tossing it, it should be a last resort barrier. Whatever is charging you now can't just run at you lest it impale itself. Also how fricking moronic are you that "spear beats gun because you can throw spear".
Even in the era when people used spears, nobody threw spears because that's moronic
Well before bows was the atlatl, but typically that would be specialized in the same way, with bringing multiple spears. Point being, you never throw your last resort.
>skinwalker stalking you but doesn't mindlessly attack because pointy stick
>throw pointy stick at skinwalker
>either hit it with not enough force to kill, it dodges, or you just miss
>skinwalker no longer has reason to keep its distance from you
What's the plan here chief.
Oh yeah brainiac? Why does the term spear-chucker exist then?
Because they're moronic
Well that's just incorrect. There are many many types of throwing spears. People did all the time. Yes you wouldn't throw your last one out of common sense, but people absolutely threw spears for hunting and for war.
>can't throw gun
Gee, if only my gun had a way to damage things at a distance. Wouldn't that be swell?
>Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet.
If only there was a way to send chunks of metal accurately at incredibly high velocities and at distances further you can throw....man that would be nice
>Bayonets may be completely obsolete in warfare
That's not soldiering.
/k/, what gun do you recommend for a skinwalker who needs to defend himself against a sex pest?
no solution has been found yet
Kegels.
Lube, some pretty lingerie, scented candles, and a bottle of wine, preferably something on the sweeter side
A pointed stick will work wonders on most featherless bipeds
My dick
Speaking of cryptids how would /k/ deal with the thing from Nope?
>jordan peel
haven't watched a single film made by that hack
I dunno, after his shitty twilight zone and candyman resequalboots I'm not giving him anymore money.
why would any of us watch that garbage?
USAS-12
Imagine a skinwalker coming up to Paul and saying
>I tracked you easy
He'd take an 1897 out of his pocket and slamfire the entire tube into it
SkinWalkers are just adolescent bigfoots
They prefer running on all fours
dont frick with them or their parents will rip you to shreds
what if one rapes you, would you tell anyone?
>found the 'squatch
Frickin' A, I'm telling anyone that listens. My intent is to make everyone gaslight me so I doubt it actually happened.
>Butt doctor is speechless during my prostate exam
Meds
start shapeshifting yourself and fight it to a standstill
HK21 PDW.
Would my israelite gun be effective? I'd say it's at least as good as some Catholic holy water bullshit against a Navajo monster.
Only if you circumcise it
Where can I get a 941 with the magic israelite runes inscribed on it?
Buy a 941 and pay some guy to engrave it, make sure he isn't a /misc/troon who'll ruin your gun
Catholics converted tons of redskins at swordpoint—what did the synagogue of Satan do that a skinwalker would worry about?
>t. got raped by a priest and hangs Mishima-tier gay bondage porn all over his church while his fake pope puts his tongue between a muslim's toes
>I shoot the skinwalker with my IWI gun, he calls the cops on me
>my cousin the judge makes sure that my attempted murder charge gets thrown out
>my cousin the lawyer countersues him and I get all his money
>my brother the doctor gets him hooked on opiates
>my uncle the banker gets his home repossessed
>my second cousin, David Shitting Bear, is on the tribal council and gets his injun voodoo powers stripped away from him
>my great uncle Spielberg makes a movie about me kicking the skinwalker's ass, he casts me in it because I'm his nephew
>my great grandpa Mel Brooks makes a parody of that movie, and his dipshit son writes the Skinwalker Survival Guide
>we all move into the skinwalker's woods, kick out all the sasquatches, and make another israeli Ethnostate with nukes and everything
>my fellow skinwalkers, these tales of recent hiker murders by wendigos are simply wendiphobic propaganda!
>diversity is the only way we cryptids will survive!
>wendigos must replace our aging populations!
What is the model of gun, and what does the Hebrew say?
>what is the model of gun
Read, homie, read
>what does the Hebrew say
BARUCH ATAH ADONAI, ELOHEINU MELECH HA'OLAM
First line of most Hebrew prayers, basically "Our father who art in heaven"
something that kills the cells and destroys the dna
Love, OP. Kill them with love. Sweaty, grunty, horny, sexy love.
God you people are moronic. Skinwalkers and other spiritual creatures of the Americas are LONG gone if they ever existed to begin with. And you know who took them out? Native tribes with nothing but stone tools and whatever shaman shit they did.
Smallpox killed most of them and the rest are hiding from us. That's why the monsters in Monsters Inc are so scared of humans.
Anyone have that one "cryptid fighter" meme with the 5 loadout choices, and one is kinky?
How bulletproof are they?
I have a "Gun" that will work wonders.
One that shoots fire. Try not to burn the forest down if you can help it tho
>not burning down the forest for more fire damage
.700 Nitro Express
preferably something small calibre
dunno, wouldnt worry about it
.22 Short Subsonic is the best round for skinwalkers
Alright, a fricking minigun it is.
Tokarev TT-33, it worked on that alien, so why not some skussy.
hey, what is this deal about not whistling in the forest?
what is returning the whistles?
why can't they do rthym why I do lead? we can do more complex songs that way?