Best gun for Skinwalker hunting?

Best gun for Skinwalker hunting?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/x/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I see the no fun gay is here

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based Xtro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A weird frickin gem

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Microwave ray gun or neutron beam cannon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can vouch for microwaves.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Need to shoot a skinwalker?
      >GET A CANNON

      Literally writes itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not blurry or shaky enough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the point. If you have good camera suddenly all the /x/ shit disappears.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't worry about it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you ever meet one a gun won't help you.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Duno

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rpg

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A Gavin is all you need fren

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hunting Rifle – You will start off with a hunting rifle, you can currently hold up to 25 rounds total.
    >A Native American Axe – You will start off with one in your inventory, cycle between it and your rifle by pressing the 1 and 2 keys.
    >Shotgun – You will not start off with this. However, it can be found in a couple of random spots in the world. The ammo for it can only be found and cannot be resupplied in the starting ammo crate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That game looks kinda fun, but I've been burned on early access shit before so haven't bought it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's good. All that's "early access" about it is that it hasn't got all of it's maps yet. The updates are just tweaks here and there like giving the Skinwalker the ability to leap towards you and more translations of the game. I've had a blast with the game, it's not too different from Witch Hunt, but i think Witch Hunt is ultimately better.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deploy the tactical femboy with lubed anus and run.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any gun designed by John Moses Browning

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An AR-15 is good enough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    12 Guage with buckshot and a light and strap is the go to for any nighttime woods shit. Lot of weird shit out there way deep in the wilderness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Font trust this skinwalker.
      I know the recipe, but it wolill needed to be loaded into the hollow of a large bore round/special slug

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A bucket of KFC. The old colonel really pisses them off.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hunting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't trust the skinwalker, not matter how cute

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. First they get your trust and next thing you know you are stuck raising a bunch of human/skinwalker hybrids

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bang qt deer horn girl
          >raise kids with it for life in woods
          that's the dream

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            dangerously furry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nhJdEjU.jpg

      Don't trust the skinwalker, not matter how cute

      https://i.imgur.com/ptHgXWU.jpg

      no

      UNF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nhJdEjU.jpg

      Don't trust the skinwalker, not matter how cute

      there's a story about a man that goes camping with another man andf his wife, and the wife's skin is worn by a skinwalker who returns. it is suggested she somehow replaced the husband too. regardless, the protagonist of the story is in the car with the wife and notices her arm is a bit bent funny or too small or something, and he asks what happened, and the creature fixes it. wouldn't it be crazy if he said aren't your eyes too small, and wasn't your nose more upturned? and I'm pretty sure your lips were fatter. imagine the original husband comes back. lol where is my wife and why is this bimbo here? haha idk isn't that crazy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DAMN wendigos look like that be right guys gonna go visit the forest real quick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the one on the right, damn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not the one on the left
          Casual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like the right too because I have a puttees fetish

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > not wanting the left one to choke you with her prehensile tail
          Shame

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I like to survive sex, thank you very much.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saint Floyd is that you!?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One night my uncle went out to his hunting stand in the woods, He came back with cuts all over his body bleeding profusely. He was shook up and barely spoke anything about what happened after that but the one thing he said to me before he died of blood loss was SUCK MY GAY moronic homie BALLS

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when in doubt, 45ACP

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt worry about it.
    If you're real worried I hear we jaut absolutely hate it when people rub themselves down with salt, garlic, and butter, so that's a good defence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    7.62x39 or nothing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which gas mask is that? And what's your filter setup?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Polish mask, some generic Soviet filter (not the asbestos kind)

        >shity rifle
        >highly visible flecktarn
        Either NGMI or actually a skinwalker spreading disinfo

        Why are you gey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shity rifle
      >highly visible flecktarn
      Either NGMI or actually a skinwalker spreading disinfo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. doesn't frick blood suckers while dude weed lmaoing all day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Flecktarn makes everyone invisible. It's so efficient I don't know if there is a guy on the image.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stay away from mud, kek.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >muh mud test
        Complete bullshit.
        AK:
        >only jams if you physically shove thick mud into the receiver, dropping it won't affect performance at all
        >mud test ignores the dust cover safety and the fact that you can force the gun into battery with the charging handle
        AR:
        >every mud test I've ever seen is ridiculously biased, they rub a little on the outside with the dust cover closed, ignoring the ejection port and the magwell
        >if mud does get inside the reciever, it will lock up, the fire selector can't be moved, and you can't clear it without disassembling the rifle
        I'll be careful not to intentionally pack mud into the receiver of my rifle

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >mud test ignores the dust cover safety and the fact that you can force the gun into battery with the charging handle
          They are done first with the dust cover closed. Ramming something into battery doesn’t always work, and can cause catastrophic failure.

          >every mud test I've ever seen is ridiculously biased, they rub a little on the outside with the dust cover closed, ignoring the ejection port and the magwell
          Lol no you are just lying

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gently falling in a mud puddle is ramming the reciver full of mud now
          The goal post is in orbit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gently dropping it into a mud puddle will do jack shit, you noguns b***h

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              All your screaming won’t unjam your gun. It won’t stop ARs either

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >m.youtube.com

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >still no argument

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're a phoneposter. What do I gain from arguing with a child?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                user thinks that eugene stoner's bolt design isn't a needlessly complex clusterfrick to sell guns to the military
                makes sense

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’m in northern Appalachia, I’m more worried about cold temperatures than a little mud.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          AR trannies BTFO
          https://imgur.io/gallery/uLfvt
          AK variants reign supreme

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            AUG wasn't tested, opinion discarded

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >israeli rifle
            no thanks, shekelberg, I need to kill skinwalkers, not unarmed Palestinians

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Here’s one for Appalachiabros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      7.62x39 is shit honestly, great in short barrels and it's cheap but 5.56 is worth the extra money

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Great, you put a .22 hole in the skinwalker and now he's pissed, good going

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying you would shoot once instead of magdumping the fricking supernatural being

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So it's a choice between 30 little holes or 30 big holes, you fricking idiot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Supernatural or not, 30 fricking holes will drop it. Doesn’t matter the size of the hole, use a fricking 9mm or a 50 ae for all I give a shit 30 holes is 30 holes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Great, you put a .22 hole in the skinwalker and now he's pissed, good going

        That's not why you use 7.62x39. Skinwalkers, wendigos, and other spirits are supernatural creatures. Weapons that use 7.62x39 and 7.62x54R and 7.62x25 were designed and built by godless communists, and if an angel/demon gets shot with one, the bullet will steal its power because it's too "smart" to believe in religion.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    45-70

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trips and I post skinwalker recipe to insert into bullets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rollin for it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please daddy

      • 2 years ago
        Scoopsicus, The Black

        It's ash from a white ash tree applied to your bullets in a slurry in alcohol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This will not work.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then what will, exactly?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah honestly anon quit beating around the fricking bush because some of us don’t go looking for trouble but it might find us and our wives and kids and honestly I want to be able to put that trouble in the fricking dirt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, Satan got trips.
                So this is a catch all bullet.
                The legends say white ash for skinwalkers, we are unsure if they are referring to the white ash tree, or the white colored ash from a fire, so the recipe is as follows
                >white ash (tree) sawdust
                >burn some white ash to ash, collect the white ashes
                >a few pellets of silver shot
                You used to be able to buy this, unsure if you still can, might need to melt and drip your own into water, make sure to get super fine, like #9 size, silver filings will do if you can't find the shot
                >dried, ground garlic
                >Holy water
                >Mix everything but the shot and holy water
                >you need a hollow point in ~.452 cal or larger (you could get away with .429 cal but the amount of mix you can add starts getting low)
                >or cast your own slugs/pumpkin balls and make your own voids
                >fill the hollow to 1/2 with mix
                >add silver shot/filings until 3/4 full
                >add a drop or two holy water
                >cut out a piece of plastic to cover the mix
                >seal the hollow with epoxy
                The bullets ideally should be blessed by tobacco smoke, while asking for the power to slay the skinwalker.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is some moronic bullshit
                Why the frick would a Navajo yokai give a shit about your papist water or garlic or other shit from European folktales
                You could post this shit on /x/ and even they would call you a cringy homosexual
                You gullible fricking moron, why don't you just go to a strip mall palm reader while you're at it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                none of our “cryptid” texts say shit about half of what ingredients he used either lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                then what would you use?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I said it's a catch all.
                The white ash, and silver are for the skinwalker, but that's not the only thing out there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >why would some unholy creature seeking refuge in the last place on earth to be touched by Christianity fear Christianity

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Catholic bullshit doesn't work on anybody except other Catholic subhumans

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. Fearful skinwalker

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. Pedro Rodriguez

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather be a skin walker than approve of child molestation, you sick frick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly it must work for you to react like that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's the last place touched by Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and Zoroastrianism too
                Should I throw pork at it or tell it to imagine one hand clapping or some shit on the off chance that he believes in that crap instead of the Navajo shit?
                Btw, throwing a pack of smokes at it and telling it to frick off will banish 90% of Native American spirits, no joke

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >American Spirits are banished
                >Have to live with the fact you bought a skinwalker cigs
                Frick that shit man, you know that creepy motherfricker is gonna steal your lighter while he's at it too. If it's between the other anon's method or yours, I'm going with the pissin' hot fuddy five over giving away a full pack of smokes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >motherfricker is gonna steal your lighter
                Give him the white bic, fricker wont know what hit him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't realize Dine medicine pouches have tobacco in them, among other things.

                You fricking fool, you're just attracting more of them! "Oh no, Mr. /x/-phile, don't throw tobacco at me, that would be hooooorible!"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well burning the dead is an important rite in Zoroastrianism, and I would burn it’s corpse if you manage to drop it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >throw pork
                No that's for Muslims not skinwalkers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because there is only one God and he was incarnate by the holy spirit of the virgin mary, was made man, and his name is Jesus Christ.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Son of a israeli prostitute with a cuck husband

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Catholic bullshit doesn't work on anybody except other Catholic subhumans

                It's the last place touched by Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and Zoroastrianism too
                Should I throw pork at it or tell it to imagine one hand clapping or some shit on the off chance that he believes in that crap instead of the Navajo shit?
                Btw, throwing a pack of smokes at it and telling it to frick off will banish 90% of Native American spirits, no joke

                If it didn't work, it also wouldn't hurt anything to add it.
                The only reason to rage against these suggestions so much, is if they were effective, and you were a skinwalker.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                /k/ fighting a skinwalker

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, time for a rewatch I guess
                modern movies fricking suck

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Cannot into theological evolution
                Christ is king and pagans were either children of Satan or mistaken about their "deities". Either way a cryptid not believing in Christ doesn't make him any less powerful dingus

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                israelite on a stick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that the cryptid exists proves that the Navajo religion is correct, and therefore papism is incorrect.
                Either skinwalkers are fake or Yeshua the local carpenter isn't God. If it's the first one, get the frick out of this thread, and if it's the second, shut the frick up about Jesus.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Either skinwalkers are fake or Yeshua the local carpenter isn't God
                >implying Christianity doesn't include the belief in demons and supernatural evils
                Are you moronic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >demons existing disproves Christianity
                Strong contender for dumbest Internet Atheist argument.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are equally moronic for saying that the Easter Bunny doesn't disprove Santa Claus

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this man knows what he is talking about

                This is some moronic bullshit
                Why the frick would a Navajo yokai give a shit about your papist water or garlic or other shit from European folktales
                You could post this shit on /x/ and even they would call you a cringy homosexual
                You gullible fricking moron, why don't you just go to a strip mall palm reader while you're at it

                this

                >t. Cannot into theological evolution
                Christ is king and pagans were either children of Satan or mistaken about their "deities". Either way a cryptid not believing in Christ doesn't make him any less powerful dingus

                The fact that the cryptid exists proves that the Navajo religion is correct, and therefore papism is incorrect.
                Either skinwalkers are fake or Yeshua the local carpenter isn't God. If it's the first one, get the frick out of this thread, and if it's the second, shut the frick up about Jesus.

                Let people talk about what they want. you're talking about your own pagan shit in here already. The aggressive anti-jesus stuff makes people be more into jesus because it makes what he said true. Also papism is incorrect, they literally worship shekinah, and put the Lucifer telescope at lake nemi. regardless, the Navajo and all other native tribes are part of the lost tribes of israel. Joseph riverwind is a good source on this, this is some basic ass knowledge you're failing to understand here. The native religions still remember and kept the knowledge from the tower of babel. Edomites are called Red men for a reason.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the Navajo and all other native tribes are part of the lost tribes of israel
                Mormons are even bigger morons than papists. Shut the frick up about Jesus, you stupid Black person, nobody gives a shit on a hentai gun forum. ChristBlack folk are as bad as trannies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing slurried and put on the outside of a bullet will work.
                I'm waiting for trips to tell you guys.

                He got trips, devil trips as well
                Share.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing slurried and put on the outside of a bullet will work.
              I'm waiting for trips to tell you guys.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, well, what do we have here?
          Another trip that goes on the filter list.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I see you know your judo well

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >camp at an abandoned concrete bridge up a disused logging road
    >been there a few times before, place is super weird
    >no animal noises, weird, unnatural shit, like a big tree growing in the middle of the road, or a wide stream where the road used to be, the road's only been closed for a few years
    >closest thing to The Zone I've ever seen irl
    >at the camp, fall asleep drinking really shitty plastic bottle vodka
    >wake up at midnight
    >there's a shadowy figure standing in the road
    >a name appears in my mind: "Deer Woman"
    >words start coming out of my mouth, but they aren't my words and it isn't my voice
    >Deer Woman tells me that these are her woods, and that I can stay the night, but I need to leave when the sun rises
    >I tell her that I won't come back, she says something about how white people don't keep their promises to her people
    >I promise her that I'll never return, under pain of death
    >she disappears, and I fall back asleep
    >pack up and leave at dawn, feel eyes watching me the whole half-mile hike back to the car
    Not sure if it was real, if it was a dream, or an ethanol-induced hallucination (that vodka was fricking janky), but I'm not going back there anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A1 clone
      >monster
      Nice taste fellow 30yo boomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >deer lady shows up
      >pull out my cdib
      >"ya frick off c**t"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she flies into a rage
        >bullets don't work on her
        >your autopsy report says you were stomped to death in the genitals by a deer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >stomped to death in the genitals by a deer
          That is also coincidentally the name of the debut album of my black metal band.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I was a hologram the whole time
          I like when salty gays go "nuh uhhh! It'll totally kill you!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she singles out white people
      [CONTINUED LAUGHTER]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she says something about how white people don't keep their promises

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't alpha up and ask why
      >he didn't finish his ancestors work of taming the wilds
      >he didn't even frick the deer
      Get off /k/, never come back, you have failed on every front

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man, I was too drunk to move
        Also I'm not a rapist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        too human

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I really need to get outside more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/M8QGZ1M.png

        you won't get away from my lust that easily

        https://i.imgur.com/pMvyqEq.png

        what if I come with an erect wiener fully whipped out and a pheromone spray

        https://i.imgur.com/WNBmI2F.jpg

        I've heard that rubbing your body with butter and green onions will make us skinwalkers really scared of you

        https://i.imgur.com/Bzcf7PS.png

        [...]
        [...]
        UNF

        https://i.imgur.com/ptHgXWU.jpg

        no

        someone post the "who need they wendussy ate?"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can dump a lot more than that
          depends on how merciful the jannies are feeling

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just a side question; I don't understand the idea of larping innawoods, just to watch something on your ipad. It really doesnt make sense to me. Isn't the whole idea to feel like you're actually in STALKER? You got the geiger and everything, so why the monster, gas station sub, and anime? Wouldn't you rather just hear the sounds of nature, eating a tin of beans or soup, and really *feel* the experience?

      I'm not even trying to hate, I just dont get running 95% of the marathon only to drive a car the last 200 meters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I did all the STALKER shit, I ran around, investigated the abandoned buildings, drank vodka, and jerk offd. By that point, it was 8PM and I had 2 hours until it was dark.
        Also, drinking Monster is STALKER.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you avoided my question

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, I answered it, you dumbass Redditor. I did the stalker stuff, then I did the nature stuff, then I got too drunk to move, then I watched The Hobbit, then I slept, then I hung out with Deer Woman. I don't really give a shit if you think I'm not camping right.
            Don't @ me, b***h.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You sound like the type of guy that understands druk posting. But trips can frick off.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why didn't you frick the deer woman? Are you a coward?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .45-70 tipped with white ash turned into a paste.
    This does not completely kill the Skinwalker though. To finish the process you then need to burn the body and add a bundle of sage to the flames. The flames will burn bright green. Once the body is reduced to ash, turn the ash into the soil with a shovel.
    This will completely destroy a skinwalker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      White ash as in the ashes from a fire?
      Any particular wood?
      Ingredients for the the paste?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        White ash, the remnants of a very hot fire. It has to be a wood of spiritual significance to the local tribe. Here in the west it's live oak. Northern Arizona it's pinion pine. For the Ute, birch. For the PNW tribes it's very old birdseye maple.

        I've used alcohol and water based slurries. Didn't matter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      White ash as in the ashes from a fire?
      Any particular wood?
      Ingredients for the the paste?

      I made a youtube short about white ash.
      me: ehhh, white ash made from white ash should cover my bases.
      but it had real marijuana ash as part of the gag leading up and real ammo, and I decided, it just wasn't safe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s too many steps. Can I just shoot it with a .44 and frick the bullet hole?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    laptop gun from perfect dark.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Perfect Dark making the rounds in everyone's consciousness again? I just beat that game again a month ago on an emulator. Also Super Dragon or the Avenger with its threat detector.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GLORIOUS MOSIN NAGANT IN THUNDEROUS 7.62x54R USE B-32 API DESIGN FOR STALIN'S SHKAS

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .357 didn't affect a skinwalker, kid didn't return in time to see if 30.06 would harm it.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my weapon of choice is a double barrel .72 caliber smoothbore musket loaded with buck and ball on top of 100 grains of the lords best black powder
    i'll have that fricking skinwalker screeching yankee doodle dandy by the time i get finished

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2 shots of only lead
      RIP

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you think a .72 caliber musket wont shatter bones?
        break limbs ? or tear out huge hunks of flesh?
        let alone that every musket ball is accompanied by 3, 31. cal buckshot
        on top of that i have paper cartridges for it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking a skinwalker will be effected
          NGMI

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i could make silver musket balls

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >some skinwalker makes his presence known
          >you turn present arms and fire...miss
          >return to right shoulder arms and march at the slow time directly at the skinwalker
          skinwalker thinks he has you and charges
          > you make ready and present arms fire again...hit
          >the skinwalkers knee is completely gone leg dangling by threads of flesh and sinew
          the buckshot peppered his stomach and clapped his diaphragm
          >as you close the distance the skinwalker finally hears british grenadiers blasting from the bluetooth speaker hanging on your back pack
          >the skinwalker remembers where this is going and desperately attempts the crawl away
          >you sling your rifle and grab your kabar as you transition into quick time march
          >the look of sheer terror on the face of the skinwalker as the music of british grenadiers getting louder and closer is priceless
          >and you finally reach the skinwalker and scream "MY NAME IS BUFFALO BILL AND IM THE SKINWALKER NOW"
          "you grab your kabar and bottle of lotion as you skin it alive"
          you mutter to your self as you walk away wearing your new skinwalker suit "im the skinwalker now"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Almost feel bad for the skinwalker.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yeah, caliber 69 FRICK BALL

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oy gevalt, those goyish injun shmucks don't stand a chance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would seduce the skinwalker. But you're not catching me in the woods without one of these bad boys. Just in case.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s the homemade grenade launcher

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys can I waifu the Skinwalker if I choose my words carefully?
    I desire a spoopy woods deer demon gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .303 for the wood tips, also works on vampires

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's from a movie

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no such thing as a Skinwalker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yep and even if we did exist, why would skinwalker harass random hunters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >even if we
        W-Wait a second…

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LG-5 grenade launching sniper rifle.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I go innawoods and I hear a voice calling me over, what should I do bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go over
      You're passively suicidal anyway, and you might survive and get a fun story to tell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Male or female voice?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't worry about it

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    406gr hardened cast lead bullets in .45-70 HSM Bear Load

    But there's a catch: Skinwalkers are mystical beings, so simply metal alone won't do the trick- you need to not just wound them, but kill them.

    Find an ash tree, burn the wood until only oure ash remains. Emulsify this with water. Paint the paste on the bullet.

    Now you're good to go.

    For more, check out watch?v=BPUuqT-tw5s

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What movie.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't no spook that can't be killed with either silver or iron according to most mythologies, and the Injuns didn't really have silver or iron so they probably just overlooked that when it came to skinwalkers, so just load up some shells that have a combination of silver and iron buckshot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, humanity's evolved, monsters aren't really a threat anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I vaguely remember a short story like that where demons rise out of hell in modern day but didn't anticipate technological advancements so they get completely btfo by fighter jets and guns.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ywn kill demons

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's "The road not taken" short story about Napoleon-era aliens trying to colonize Earth just to find out we were the only species who overlooked a simple physical phenomenon allowing for interstellar travel and developed all the modern technology instead. Look it up, it's available online.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm well familiar with that one
            gives me the biggest HFY boner

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Another book similar to this is "Out of The Dark" by David Weber. Pretty /k/ related as well.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Salvation War. Kind of gay and moderately liberal in the way that stuff used to be before the past ten years or so where everybody decided they would be either neonazis or Khmer Rouge apologists with nothing in between.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My question is, if these things are apparently a southwestern thing, why didn't the Spaniards ever encounter them? This is a huge hole in the skinwalker thing I just realized.

      This leaves 3 possibilities:

      >SpookBlack folk are fake and gay (most probable)

      >spookBlack folk are a thing but spaniards BTFO'd them with halberds and arquebus, meaning for modern tech they're no worse than a relatively clever crackhead

      >spookBlack folk somehow evaded the Spaniards and other Whites and suddenly pop out now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or the fourth possibility
        >SpookBlack folk impersonated Spaniards and eventually worked their way into the government, and now all the worlds governments are actually run by skinwalkers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All the Hispanic governments are run by Skinwalkers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chill with the linebreaks, skinny. Spaniards didn't need to get fricked by skinwalkers because the Apache were fricking them up enough on their own. And the only spaniards that could actually write shit down were Catholics and wouldn't write about such heresy even if they caught wind of it.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The idea of a physical unkillable monster has gotten more cringe to me the older I get. It just seems like really dumb plot armor to say " okay it's a big deer monster but it can change shape and also it can take 200 rounds of .308 to the face and not flinch despite being made of flesh and bones lol." If it has a physical form the answer is always a bigger gun or bomb.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If it has a physical form the answer is always a bigger gun or bomb.
      Burt Gummer taught me this at a young age

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no logical reason blowing somethings brains out wouldn't kill it but cutting it's head off would, and basically every fictional creature in just about every culture comes with a little "you can also just cut off its head" side note.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/jMq8UwI.jpg

        The idea of a physical unkillable monster has gotten more cringe to me the older I get. It just seems like really dumb plot armor to say " okay it's a big deer monster but it can change shape and also it can take 200 rounds of .308 to the face and not flinch despite being made of flesh and bones lol." If it has a physical form the answer is always a bigger gun or bomb.

        People who are Incapable of understanding symbolism should be the first ones stuffed into the wicker man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What does my foot up your ass symbolize

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That you've had several 10-inch-long objects inside your anus and you're projecting it onto (or into) other people

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'll need a gun that can also change shape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 44 and appreciate this picture.
      Have an old comic page, for your troubles.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A 4 bore shotgun loaded with high brass 'freak fricker' shells.
    >White Ash splinters
    >Magnesium chunks
    >Silver bird shot
    >All drenched in garlic juice
    >and blessed by as many different holy men as you can get involved.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As a non-skinwalker, this seems unnecessary.
      OC spray is all you need.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you saying that I 'shouldn't worry about it'?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You probably shouldn't.
          The peppersauce spray is pretty good.
          For defence that is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I've heard that rubbing your body with butter and green onions will make us skinwalkers really scared of you

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              how about rubbing your body with cum?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ew, gross, I don't want to eat a cum sandwich
                I mean, NO, cum makes the curse stronger or some shit, don't rub cum on yourself
                Also no walnuts, I'm allergic. Peanuts are fine.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what if I come with an erect wiener fully whipped out and a pheromone spray

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can you please just stay out of my woods?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you won't get away from my lust that easily

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're my woods now. Rent is dick sucks.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can you please stay out of my dreams, sexy?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                have a skinwalker-ified edit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wendigo x Skinwalker r34 when.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you hunt skinwalkers? There is no need for violence. Leave your weapons at home.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello there fellow humans

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Guns
    You think natives took those frickers down with AR's and glocks? Mixing modern technology with spiritual frickery is a sure bet to getting raped by a spooky deer man
    Either fight em with a spear while chanting incantations or stay out of skinwalker territory

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Buddy I hope that isn't a picture of you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If a pointy stick or arrow can kill something, it's not surviving a shotgun blast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have city slicker energy and will be promptly consumed by the forest

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >coat stick in magical macguffin mixture of ash/horsepiss/e-girlsweat
          >can suddenly kill a skinwalker
          So what's stopping someone from coating some needles with that to make some sabot rounds and deleting a whole forest worth of skinwalkers?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            .be

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do it pussy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Sneedoth, Seeder of the end tymed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >city slicker energy
          Only mallninja cityslickers LARP melee weapons in the age of firearms. Anyone in the bush has a firearm because they aren't morons.

          https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg

          Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
          A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game

          Yeah but a rifle with bayonet doesn't need to be chucked because it chucks tiny spears at supersonic velocities.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Only mallninja cityslickers LARP melee weapons in the age of firearms.
            Going out with a spear is less of a larp than going out with a plate carrier
            >You shouldn't be tossing it, it should be a last resort barrier.
            >Even in the era when people used spears, nobody threw spears because that's moronic
            Humans have been throwing spears since mammoths have walked the earth. You guys realize spear hunting is still a thing, yes?
            >either hit it with not enough force to kill, it dodges, or you just miss
            If it'll go through multple layers of plywood, it';; stick in somethings ribs
            >What's the plan here chief.
            Have multiple

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >don't carry a gun, that's for posers
              >carry a fricking bundle of spears around instead
              Look, a homosexual with a homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All I said is mixing modern tech with forest spirits is a good way to get raped
                Also I couldn't care less about "larpers" or "posers", you're just putting words in my mouth like you put teenage dick in yours

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >mixing modern tech with forest spirits is a good way to get raped
                Because a mass produced knife from Taiwan is the epitome of "in touch with nature" right?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Humans have been throwing spears since mammoths have walked the earth
              A thrown spear is not killing a mammoth, you actual child.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not one, but a good few by a band of experienced hunters could bring one down
                Spears generate a lot of force when thrown, it's one of humanities earliest hunting weapons for a reason

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's one of humanities earliest hunting weapons for a reason
                That reason is that it can be jammed into the vital organs of anything that moves, not for chucking by the dozen into shit. Your 2" penetrations into braced chipboard

                https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg

                Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
                A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game

                don't represent a kill.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To second this, the reason we out competed Neanderthals was because we created effective ranged weapons due to the spear's shortcomings in terms of range and getting in harms way. Where as Neanderthals typically had the tougher builds to hunt an animal that was still actively defending itself up close. A plain spear is great for protecting oneself, but anything meant for range is purpose built for range. Atlatls didn't use the spear you kept for personal defense.
                https://www.theguardian.com/science/2012/nov/07/lethal-weapons-early-humans-neanderthals
                Even native Americans didn't hunt with fricking spears.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That reason is that it can be jammed into the vital organs of anything that moves, not for chucking by the dozen into shit.
                They've still been used extensively by being thrown
                >Your 2" penetrations into braced chipboard

                https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg

                Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
                A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game (You) don't represent a kill.
                >Getting stabbed through the gut with a fricking spear that'll go through several inches of plywood with little effort is only going to leave a scratch bro trust me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They've still been used extensively by being thrown
                Nothing represented by your camp knife on a stick ever was.
                Javelins had very purposeful designs and use cases, pre bronze age people didn't use them and people hunting megafauna damn sure never did.
                >Getting stabbed through the gut with a fricking spear
                So you admit you have to actually stab with it for it to be useful?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Nothing represented by your camp knife on a stick ever was.
                Nice gotcha reddit-Black person
                >Javelins had very purposeful designs and use cases, pre bronze age people didn't use them and people hunting megafauna damn sure never did.
                >Soure: my dick
                >So you admit you have to actually stab with it for it to be useful?
                You type like a child. Throwing it into something stabs the spearhead through, at generally greater forces than just stabbing into it. You'd know this if you had any experience with it other than "I just know trust me bro"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Throwing it into something stabs the spearhead through, at generally greater forces than just stabbing into it.
                It will never be more force than stabbing into it, perhaps greater speed if an atlatl is used, but you're forgetting that you are the mass behind it. Once it impacts the flesh it will lose energy real quick. You forget that a bow imparts a lot of speed compared to a hand thrown spear, with a much smaller head than that of your spear, lots more penetration.
                >You'd know this if you had any experience with it other than "I just know trust me bro".
                I'm sure you've totally killed a deer with that spear.

                >How was that cold steel made? It certainly wasn't hand forged.
                Not how it was made, just what it is. it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
                I just like the theory that spiritual beings mess with the function of modern technology. None of this is based of reality, shit, we're debating what would take down a mythical cannibal spirit

                >it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
                I like this hyper focus on one sentence of the whole post, tells me the rest of what I said was spot on. A bullet is a single piece of metal moving really fast. An arrow is just a small stick with a piece of metal on it moving really fast. Spears are great, I love spears. Throwing one by hand is moronic, especially one with a blade as big and thick on the end as yours instead of one meant for piercing.
                >I just like the theory that spiritual beings mess with the function of modern technology.
                Mhm, so a bolt action would seize up? Powder wouldn't explode? A bow string would snap?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It will never be more force than stabbing into it, perhaps greater speed if an atlatl is used, but you're forgetting that you are the mass behind it.
                Not true in practice. I've gotten it stuck a lot further by throwing it than by sticking it in there myself.
                >Once it impacts the flesh it will lose energy real quick.
                By the time it loses it's energy it'll be properly stuck into whatever you were throwing it at
                >I'm sure you've totally killed a deer with that spear.
                I'm saying that I've actually used it and it works surpisingly well for a makeshift spear. Though people have used it for hunting, picrel being an example (not sure if the mods will get pissed at me for posting it, but I've found pictures of africans with their brains blown out on this board so I'll take my chances)
                >I like this hyper focus on one sentence of the whole post, tells me the rest of what I said was spot on. A bullet is a single piece of metal moving really fast. An arrow is just a small stick with a piece of metal on it moving really fast.
                The fricking gun itself anon, I'm not going to explain every detail because you're incapable of getting my point
                >Mhm, so a bolt action would seize up? Powder wouldn't explode? A bow string would snap?
                Yes for the first 2, but bows are old enough tech to where it'd likely be fine
                Though keep in mind that last part is basically skinwalker fanfic as to make the thread fun

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Wood functions the same as flesh, therefor throwing is more effective
                The only reason it appears that way is because when you're throwing instead of thrusting, you're imparting more speed which increases penetration against something hard. Flesh is much softer anon, and you get much deeper penetration with more internal damage with a thrust. Unless your fanfic also makes skinwalkers the same as witches, made of wood.
                >My skinwalker fanfiction justifies my take
                God I wish you were an ungabunga based caveman instead of a dipshit contrarian. "Bullet no work because I no want it work". You're literally saying its the best because you came up with arbitrary rules, which don't even make it the best within said ruleset.
                >afraid to post a picture of a dead animal
                Literally just a tourist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I seriously don't get how you think flesh would do better against a thrown spear than wood. While stabbing flesh would be more effective than stabbing wood, if the thrown spear does particularly well against wood why would it be any less effective against flesh?
                >My skinwalker fanfiction justifies my take
                Anon, I'm not discrediting everyone elses answer by giving a fun theory. If you wanna believe that guns work, go ahead, literally all of us are wrong considering it doesn't exist, but with that being said, all theories are equally valid. I only had to explain it because you autists had to spring up with "Why not just use rifles and bombs lol ur dumb"
                >Literally just a tourist.
                I've been here long enough to get a temporary ban for posting similar content before, which is why I wasn't sure if the rules changed or what

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm, maybe a step back is in order. I feel as general purpose woodsman weapons were to go, a rifle with a bayonet (even a muzzleloader) would be best, since that still covers the basis of guns not being effective. The other point is that it's not that throwing is ineffective, it's that throwing is the worst option for an aware opponent (which is also why the dumbfrick argument of not being able to throw a bayonet blows my mind). If a bow still works, use a bow, keep the spear for close encounters since an aware opponent isn't going to dumbly run in a straight line to impale itself. Reminder that you are not hunting, you are baiting and snaring.
                Frick even I have a bushmaster and I like spears, I'm just not moronic enough to throw it over some purpose built throwing spear.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The other point is that it's not that throwing is ineffective, it's that throwing is the worst option for an aware opponent
                Why? I get that an ambush is more effective overall, but it's not like you can really dodge a properly thrown spear considering they go fairly quick. My thought process would be to throw a couple to injure it, then finish i off with the last one
                >(which is also why the dumbfrick argument of not being able to throw a bayonet blows my mind)
                I just said thats how a spear and a rifle with bayonet differ
                >Reminder that you are not hunting, you are baiting and snaring.
                I will hunt a skinwalker down or die trying
                >Frick even I have a bushmaster and I like spears, I'm just not moronic enough to throw it over some purpose built throwing spear.
                It works surprisingly well if you find a good branch/buy a wooden pole. Plus I don't own a dedicated spear and the bowie bushman is $20

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if learning how to fieldcraft spears might be worth it. Whether you use flint or perhaps carry a lot of spearheads or even arrowheads on you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I wonder if learning how to fieldcraft spears might be worth it. Whether you use flint or perhaps carry a lot of spearheads or even arrowheads on you.
                I think so. It's a fun hobby yeah, but it's a genuinely good skill to have in case you ever get stranded/forced to live away from society/SHTF and need to conserve ammunition yet still need to hunt for food

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bowcraft might be better for SHTF, even as a kid I made a pretty accurate 5lb bow with a really nice springy sapling, some twine, and an "arrow" with leaves instead of feathers. Even then food preservation is much much much more important of a skill than something that conserves one of your at minimum 200 rounds.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I only had to explain it because you autists had to spring up with "Why not just use rifles and bombs lol ur dumb"
                The thread literally started by asking what gun to use for skinwalkers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Soure: my dick
                The source is thousands of years of archeological finds you ignorant teenaged homosexual.
                >experience
                Go huck your knife on a stick at a bear, report back with results.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The source is thousands of years of archeological finds you ignorant teenaged homosexual.
                That prove what exactly? There are tons of examples of spears being used pre-bronze age, for hunting and warfare. No matter what homosexualshit assertion you put out you aren't going to convince me that spears weren't thrown atleast sometimes
                >Go huck your knife on a stick at a bear, report back with results.
                Go back to middle school

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >noodle armed chomosexual tries to stab me with his spear
                >lvl IV ballistic plates and half an inch of kevlar stop it dead
                >I butt stroke him with my rifle, crumpling him like a cruton
                >unzip my pants and sigh
                "Aint no buck dying unbroken in my holler"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              All I said is mixing modern tech with forest spirits is a good way to get raped
              Also I couldn't care less about "larpers" or "posers", you're just putting words in my mouth like you put teenage dick in yours

              Comparing surviving a skinwalker alone to hunting a mammoth with an entire community.
              >If it will go through multiple layers of plywood, it'll stick in somethings ribs.
              Did you know that bullets go through multiple layers of plywood? If it's something to do spiritually then your coldsteel bushmaster ain't much more in tune with nature than a bullet.
              >You realize spear hunting is a thing, yes?
              That's hunting in usually controlled and not very wild lands. Spear hunting has always been ambush hunting. Just try and get the drop on a spiritual being.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Comparing surviving a skinwalker alone to hunting a mammoth with an entire community.
                You have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old
                >Did you know that bullets go through multiple layers of plywood? If it's something to do spiritually then your coldsteel bushmaster ain't much more in tune with nature than a bullet.
                More of a tech thing.
                >That's hunting in usually controlled and not very wild lands.
                Modern versions of it, yes.
                >Spear hunting has always been ambush hunting.
                Nearly all hunting is ambush hunting, the hell are you talking about? Are you kicking in the deers door and shooting him while he's on the shitter?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >More of a tech thing.
                How was that cold steel made? It certainly wasn't hand forged. At what point is something considered too technological? If it's really a technology thing then only stone tips would work, in which case an arrow might bring more bang for buck. Or if you're lucky some unrefined or natural metal (iron, copper, lead, etc), which makes a bullet with a copper jacket a safe option. I'm certain if it's something to do with spirit, then a thrown spear would be no better than bullets at killing it and that you'd need to be physically holding whatever you deliver a decisive blow with to act as a conductor for your spiritual energy. In which case I would prefer a bayonetted gun still, since a bullet will hopefully slow or stun it long enough for such an attack to be possible.
                >All hunting is ambush hunting.
                It depends on how pedantic you want to be.
                https://www.gohunt.com/content/skills/other/spot-and-stalk-vs--ambush-hunting--what-s-the-best-option-
                The issue here is you're up against something supernatural, something with an awareness you could never hope to match. To hunt one is not even close to hunting dangerous game, let alone a deer. It will know your intent and stalk you, it will exploit any weakness it sees, and it will attack you. You are not the hunter, you're the bait and the snare at best.
                Please though, go test this spear theory and report back to us. I'm never going to go out of my way hunt some supernatural beast, nor some predator. I'm thinking purely in terms of self defense against such animals, and I feel having such malicious intent would actively draw an ire that puts me in graver danger than simply unknowingly trespassing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >How was that cold steel made? It certainly wasn't hand forged.
                Not how it was made, just what it is. it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
                I just like the theory that spiritual beings mess with the function of modern technology. None of this is based of reality, shit, we're debating what would take down a mythical cannibal spirit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Not how it was made, just what it is. it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
                A bullet is a single piece (well 2 pieces) of metal. That bushman is an alloy of metal with at least 2 things in it. So in your mind "modern" tech doesn't work with spoops why? It's not optics, it's not electronics, it's literally all mechanical. Springs aren't exactly modern technology. If a spring doesn't work, it primers don't set off, if bullets don't shoot, then fire wouldn't stay lit and knives aren't cutting. You are a homosexual. Just say you like knives and move on.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >anvil
                >cap
                >explosive
                >case
                >projectile
                I'm counting at least 5 friend. some might say the explosive is not a metal. so maybe 4.
                and if you projectile is swaged add another.
                and if it has a core, add another
                and if you're using cheap steel as filler add another.

                my autism knows no bounds.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >reply to only me
              >quote a bunch of things I never said
              Ok yeah you're a schizo moron larping mallninja.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Forgets to tag one moron
                >"FRICKING SCHIZO!!!!! MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS"
                Love this site

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally what is a bayonet. Bayonets may be completely obsolete in warfare, but there's still a place for them in innawoods shit. Even versus a Bear or Moose (as unlikely) I'd rather have a stick with a knife at the end than a regular stick if my mag dump doesn't drop it instantly and its dying wish is to make me a puddle of mush.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
        A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You shouldn't be tossing it, it should be a last resort barrier. Whatever is charging you now can't just run at you lest it impale itself. Also how fricking moronic are you that "spear beats gun because you can throw spear".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg

            Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
            A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game

            Even in the era when people used spears, nobody threw spears because that's moronic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well before bows was the atlatl, but typically that would be specialized in the same way, with bringing multiple spears. Point being, you never throw your last resort.

              https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg

              Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
              A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game

              >skinwalker stalking you but doesn't mindlessly attack because pointy stick
              >throw pointy stick at skinwalker
              >either hit it with not enough force to kill, it dodges, or you just miss
              >skinwalker no longer has reason to keep its distance from you
              What's the plan here chief.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah brainiac? Why does the term spear-chucker exist then?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because they're moronic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well that's just incorrect. There are many many types of throwing spears. People did all the time. Yes you wouldn't throw your last one out of common sense, but people absolutely threw spears for hunting and for war.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >can't throw gun
          Gee, if only my gun had a way to damage things at a distance. Wouldn't that be swell?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet.
          If only there was a way to send chunks of metal accurately at incredibly high velocities and at distances further you can throw....man that would be nice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bayonets may be completely obsolete in warfare
        That's not soldiering.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /k/, what gun do you recommend for a skinwalker who needs to defend himself against a sex pest?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no solution has been found yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kegels.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lube, some pretty lingerie, scented candles, and a bottle of wine, preferably something on the sweeter side

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A pointed stick will work wonders on most featherless bipeds

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of cryptids how would /k/ deal with the thing from Nope?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >jordan peel
      haven't watched a single film made by that hack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, after his shitty twilight zone and candyman resequalboots I'm not giving him anymore money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why would any of us watch that garbage?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    USAS-12

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a skinwalker coming up to Paul and saying
    >I tracked you easy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'd take an 1897 out of his pocket and slamfire the entire tube into it

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SkinWalkers are just adolescent bigfoots
    They prefer running on all fours
    dont frick with them or their parents will rip you to shreds

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what if one rapes you, would you tell anyone?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >found the 'squatch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frickin' A, I'm telling anyone that listens. My intent is to make everyone gaslight me so I doubt it actually happened.
      >Butt doctor is speechless during my prostate exam

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meds

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    start shapeshifting yourself and fight it to a standstill

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HK21 PDW.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would my israelite gun be effective? I'd say it's at least as good as some Catholic holy water bullshit against a Navajo monster.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you circumcise it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I get a 941 with the magic israelite runes inscribed on it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Buy a 941 and pay some guy to engrave it, make sure he isn't a /misc/troon who'll ruin your gun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Catholics converted tons of redskins at swordpoint—what did the synagogue of Satan do that a skinwalker would worry about?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. got raped by a priest and hangs Mishima-tier gay bondage porn all over his church while his fake pope puts his tongue between a muslim's toes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I shoot the skinwalker with my IWI gun, he calls the cops on me
        >my cousin the judge makes sure that my attempted murder charge gets thrown out
        >my cousin the lawyer countersues him and I get all his money
        >my brother the doctor gets him hooked on opiates
        >my uncle the banker gets his home repossessed
        >my second cousin, David Shitting Bear, is on the tribal council and gets his injun voodoo powers stripped away from him
        >my great uncle Spielberg makes a movie about me kicking the skinwalker's ass, he casts me in it because I'm his nephew
        >my great grandpa Mel Brooks makes a parody of that movie, and his dipshit son writes the Skinwalker Survival Guide
        >we all move into the skinwalker's woods, kick out all the sasquatches, and make another israeli Ethnostate with nukes and everything

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >my fellow skinwalkers, these tales of recent hiker murders by wendigos are simply wendiphobic propaganda!
          >diversity is the only way we cryptids will survive!
          >wendigos must replace our aging populations!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is the model of gun, and what does the Hebrew say?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what is the model of gun
        Read, homie, read
        >what does the Hebrew say
        BARUCH ATAH ADONAI, ELOHEINU MELECH HA'OLAM
        First line of most Hebrew prayers, basically "Our father who art in heaven"

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    something that kills the cells and destroys the dna

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love, OP. Kill them with love. Sweaty, grunty, horny, sexy love.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God you people are moronic. Skinwalkers and other spiritual creatures of the Americas are LONG gone if they ever existed to begin with. And you know who took them out? Native tribes with nothing but stone tools and whatever shaman shit they did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Smallpox killed most of them and the rest are hiding from us. That's why the monsters in Monsters Inc are so scared of humans.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have that one "cryptid fighter" meme with the 5 loadout choices, and one is kinky?

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How bulletproof are they?

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a "Gun" that will work wonders.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One that shoots fire. Try not to burn the forest down if you can help it tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not burning down the forest for more fire damage

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .700 Nitro Express

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    preferably something small calibre
    dunno, wouldnt worry about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      .22 Short Subsonic is the best round for skinwalkers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, a fricking minigun it is.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tokarev TT-33, it worked on that alien, so why not some skussy.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey, what is this deal about not whistling in the forest?
    what is returning the whistles?
    why can't they do rthym why I do lead? we can do more complex songs that way?

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