Best gun for Skinwalker hunting?

Best gun for Skinwalker hunting?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>PrepHole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see the no fun fag is here

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based Xtro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A weird fuckin gem

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microwave ray gun or neutron beam cannon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can vouch for microwaves.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Need to shoot a skinwalker?
      >GET A CANNON

      Literally writes itself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not blurry or shaky enough

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's the point. If you have good camera suddenly all the PrepHole shit disappears.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't worry about it

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you ever meet one a gun won't help you.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Duno

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rpg

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Gavin is all you need fren

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hunting Rifle – You will start off with a hunting rifle, you can currently hold up to 25 rounds total.
    >A Native American Axe – You will start off with one in your inventory, cycle between it and your rifle by pressing the 1 and 2 keys.
    >Shotgun – You will not start off with this. However, it can be found in a couple of random spots in the world. The ammo for it can only be found and cannot be resupplied in the starting ammo crate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That game looks kinda fun, but I've been burned on early access shit before so haven't bought it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's good. All that's "early access" about it is that it hasn't got all of it's maps yet. The updates are just tweaks here and there like giving the Skinwalker the ability to leap towards you and more translations of the game. I've had a blast with the game, it's not too different from Witch Hunt, but i think Witch Hunt is ultimately better.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deploy the tactical femboy with lubed anus and run.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any gun designed by John Moses Browning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An AR-15 is good enough.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12 Guage with buckshot and a light and strap is the go to for any nighttime woods shit. Lot of weird shit out there way deep in the wilderness.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Font trust this skinwalker.
      I know the recipe, but it wolill needed to be loaded into the hollow of a large bore round/special slug

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A bucket of KFC. The old colonel really pisses them off.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hunting?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't trust the skinwalker, not matter how cute

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. First they get your trust and next thing you know you are stuck raising a bunch of human/skinwalker hybrids

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >bang qt deer horn girl
          >raise kids with it for life in woods
          that's the dream

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            dangerously furry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nhJdEjU.jpg

      Don't trust the skinwalker, not matter how cute

      https://i.imgur.com/ptHgXWU.jpg

      no

      UNF

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nhJdEjU.jpg

      Don't trust the skinwalker, not matter how cute

      there's a story about a man that goes camping with another man andf his wife, and the wife's skin is worn by a skinwalker who returns. it is suggested she somehow replaced the husband too. regardless, the protagonist of the story is in the car with the wife and notices her arm is a bit bent funny or too small or something, and he asks what happened, and the creature fixes it. wouldn't it be crazy if he said aren't your eyes too small, and wasn't your nose more upturned? and I'm pretty sure your lips were fatter. imagine the original husband comes back. lol where is my wife and why is this bimbo here? haha idk isn't that crazy?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DAMN wendigos look like that be right guys gonna go visit the forest real quick.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the one on the right, damn

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >not the one on the left
          Casual

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I like the right too because I have a puttees fetish

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          > not wanting the left one to choke you with her prehensile tail
          Shame

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I like to survive sex, thank you very much.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saint Floyd is that you!?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One night my uncle went out to his hunting stand in the woods, He came back with cuts all over his body bleeding profusely. He was shook up and barely spoke anything about what happened after that but the one thing he said to me before he died of blood loss was SUCK MY GAY RETARDED bro BALLS

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when in doubt, 45ACP

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt worry about it.
    If you're real worried I hear we jaut absolutely hate it when people rub themselves down with salt, garlic, and butter, so that's a good defence.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7.62x39 or nothing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which gas mask is that? And what's your filter setup?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Polish mask, some generic Soviet filter (not the asbestos kind)

        >shity rifle
        >highly visible flecktarn
        Either NGMI or actually a skinwalker spreading disinfo

        Why are you gey

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shity rifle
      >highly visible flecktarn
      Either NGMI or actually a skinwalker spreading disinfo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. doesn't fuck blood suckers while dude weed lmaoing all day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flecktarn makes everyone invisible. It's so efficient I don't know if there is a guy on the image.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay away from mud, kek.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh mud test
        Complete bullshit.
        AK:
        >only jams if you physically shove thick mud into the receiver, dropping it won't affect performance at all
        >mud test ignores the dust cover safety and the fact that you can force the gun into battery with the charging handle
        AR:
        >every mud test I've ever seen is ridiculously biased, they rub a little on the outside with the dust cover closed, ignoring the ejection port and the magwell
        >if mud does get inside the reciever, it will lock up, the fire selector can't be moved, and you can't clear it without disassembling the rifle
        I'll be careful not to intentionally pack mud into the receiver of my rifle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mud test ignores the dust cover safety and the fact that you can force the gun into battery with the charging handle
          They are done first with the dust cover closed. Ramming something into battery doesn’t always work, and can cause catastrophic failure.

          >every mud test I've ever seen is ridiculously biased, they rub a little on the outside with the dust cover closed, ignoring the ejection port and the magwell
          Lol no you are just lying

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gently falling in a mud puddle is ramming the reciver full of mud now
          The goal post is in orbit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gently dropping it into a mud puddle will do jack shit, you noguns bitch

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              All your screaming won’t unjam your gun. It won’t stop ARs either

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >m.youtube.com

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >still no argument

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're a phoneposter. What do I gain from arguing with a child?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                user thinks that eugene stoner's bolt design isn't a needlessly complex clusterfuck to sell guns to the military
                makes sense

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m in northern Appalachia, I’m more worried about cold temperatures than a little mud.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AR trannies BTFO
          https://imgur.io/gallery/uLfvt
          AK variants reign supreme

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            AUG wasn't tested, opinion discarded

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >israeli rifle
            no thanks, shekelberg, I need to kill skinwalkers, not unarmed Palestinians

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Here’s one for Appalachiabros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7.62x39 is shit honestly, great in short barrels and it's cheap but 5.56 is worth the extra money

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Great, you put a .22 hole in the skinwalker and now he's pissed, good going

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying you would shoot once instead of magdumping the fucking supernatural being

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So it's a choice between 30 little holes or 30 big holes, you fucking idiot

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Supernatural or not, 30 fucking holes will drop it. Doesn’t matter the size of the hole, use a fucking 9mm or a 50 ae for all I give a shit 30 holes is 30 holes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Great, you put a .22 hole in the skinwalker and now he's pissed, good going

        That's not why you use 7.62x39. Skinwalkers, wendigos, and other spirits are supernatural creatures. Weapons that use 7.62x39 and 7.62x54R and 7.62x25 were designed and built by godless communists, and if an angel/demon gets shot with one, the bullet will steal its power because it's too "smart" to believe in religion.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    45-70

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trips and I post skinwalker recipe to insert into bullets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rollin for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please daddy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Scoopsicus, The Black

        It's ash from a white ash tree applied to your bullets in a slurry in alcohol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This will not work.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then what will, exactly?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah honestly anon quit beating around the fucking bush because some of us don’t go looking for trouble but it might find us and our wives and kids and honestly I want to be able to put that trouble in the fucking dirt

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, Satan got trips.
                So this is a catch all bullet.
                The legends say white ash for skinwalkers, we are unsure if they are referring to the white ash tree, or the white colored ash from a fire, so the recipe is as follows
                >white ash (tree) sawdust
                >burn some white ash to ash, collect the white ashes
                >a few pellets of silver shot
                You used to be able to buy this, unsure if you still can, might need to melt and drip your own into water, make sure to get super fine, like #9 size, silver filings will do if you can't find the shot
                >dried, ground garlic
                >Holy water
                >Mix everything but the shot and holy water
                >you need a hollow point in ~.452 cal or larger (you could get away with .429 cal but the amount of mix you can add starts getting low)
                >or cast your own slugs/pumpkin balls and make your own voids
                >fill the hollow to 1/2 with mix
                >add silver shot/filings until 3/4 full
                >add a drop or two holy water
                >cut out a piece of plastic to cover the mix
                >seal the hollow with epoxy
                The bullets ideally should be blessed by tobacco smoke, while asking for the power to slay the skinwalker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is some retarded bullshit
                Why the fuck would a Navajo yokai give a shit about your papist water or garlic or other shit from European folktales
                You could post this shit on PrepHole and even they would call you a cringy gay
                You gullible fucking retard, why don't you just go to a strip mall palm reader while you're at it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                none of our “cryptid” texts say shit about half of what ingredients he used either lol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                then what would you use?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I said it's a catch all.
                The white ash, and silver are for the skinwalker, but that's not the only thing out there.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why would some unholy creature seeking refuge in the last place on earth to be touched by Christianity fear Christianity

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Catholic bullshit doesn't work on anybody except other Catholic subhumans

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                t. Fearful skinwalker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                t. Pedro Rodriguez

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather be a skin walker than approve of child molestation, you sick fuck.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly it must work for you to react like that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the last place touched by Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and Zoroastrianism too
                Should I throw pork at it or tell it to imagine one hand clapping or some shit on the off chance that he believes in that crap instead of the Navajo shit?
                Btw, throwing a pack of smokes at it and telling it to fuck off will banish 90% of Native American spirits, no joke

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >American Spirits are banished
                >Have to live with the fact you bought a skinwalker cigs
                Fuck that shit man, you know that creepy motherfucker is gonna steal your lighter while he's at it too. If it's between the other anon's method or yours, I'm going with the pissin' hot fuddy five over giving away a full pack of smokes.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >motherfucker is gonna steal your lighter
                Give him the white bic, fucker wont know what hit him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't realize Dine medicine pouches have tobacco in them, among other things.

                You fucking fool, you're just attracting more of them! "Oh no, Mr. PrepHole-phile, don't throw tobacco at me, that would be hooooorible!"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well burning the dead is an important rite in Zoroastrianism, and I would burn it’s corpse if you manage to drop it

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >throw pork
                No that's for Muslims not skinwalkers.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Because there is only one God and he was incarnate by the holy spirit of the virgin mary, was made man, and his name is Jesus Christ.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Son of a gnomish whore with a cuck husband

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Catholic bullshit doesn't work on anybody except other Catholic subhumans

                It's the last place touched by Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and Zoroastrianism too
                Should I throw pork at it or tell it to imagine one hand clapping or some shit on the off chance that he believes in that crap instead of the Navajo shit?
                Btw, throwing a pack of smokes at it and telling it to fuck off will banish 90% of Native American spirits, no joke

                If it didn't work, it also wouldn't hurt anything to add it.
                The only reason to rage against these suggestions so much, is if they were effective, and you were a skinwalker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                PrepHole fighting a skinwalker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, time for a rewatch I guess
                modern movies fucking suck

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Cannot into theological evolution
                Christ is king and pagans were either children of Satan or mistaken about their "deities". Either way a cryptid not believing in Christ doesn't make him any less powerful dingus

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                garden gnome on a stick

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that the cryptid exists proves that the Navajo religion is correct, and therefore papism is incorrect.
                Either skinwalkers are fake or Yeshua the local carpenter isn't God. If it's the first one, get the fuck out of this thread, and if it's the second, shut the fuck up about Jesus.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Either skinwalkers are fake or Yeshua the local carpenter isn't God
                >implying Christianity doesn't include the belief in demons and supernatural evils
                Are you retarded?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >demons existing disproves Christianity
                Strong contender for dumbest Internet Atheist argument.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You are equally retarded for saying that the Easter Bunny doesn't disprove Santa Claus

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                this man knows what he is talking about

                This is some retarded bullshit
                Why the fuck would a Navajo yokai give a shit about your papist water or garlic or other shit from European folktales
                You could post this shit on PrepHole and even they would call you a cringy gay
                You gullible fucking retard, why don't you just go to a strip mall palm reader while you're at it

                this

                >t. Cannot into theological evolution
                Christ is king and pagans were either children of Satan or mistaken about their "deities". Either way a cryptid not believing in Christ doesn't make him any less powerful dingus

                The fact that the cryptid exists proves that the Navajo religion is correct, and therefore papism is incorrect.
                Either skinwalkers are fake or Yeshua the local carpenter isn't God. If it's the first one, get the fuck out of this thread, and if it's the second, shut the fuck up about Jesus.

                Let people talk about what they want. you're talking about your own pagan shit in here already. The aggressive anti-jesus stuff makes people be more into jesus because it makes what he said true. Also papism is incorrect, they literally worship shekinah, and put the Lucifer telescope at lake nemi. regardless, the Navajo and all other native tribes are part of the lost tribes of israel. Joseph riverwind is a good source on this, this is some basic ass knowledge you're failing to understand here. The native religions still remember and kept the knowledge from the tower of babel. Edomites are called Red men for a reason.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >the Navajo and all other native tribes are part of the lost tribes of israel
                Mormons are even bigger retards than papists. Shut the fuck up about Jesus, you stupid moron, nobody gives a shit on a hentai gun forum. Christmorons are as bad as trannies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing slurried and put on the outside of a bullet will work.
                I'm waiting for trips to tell you guys.

                He got trips, devil trips as well
                Share.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing slurried and put on the outside of a bullet will work.
              I'm waiting for trips to tell you guys.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, well, what do we have here?
          Another trip that goes on the filter list.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I see you know your judo well

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >camp at an abandoned concrete bridge up a disused logging road
    >been there a few times before, place is super weird
    >no animal noises, weird, unnatural shit, like a big tree growing in the middle of the road, or a wide stream where the road used to be, the road's only been closed for a few years
    >closest thing to The Zone I've ever seen irl
    >at the camp, fall asleep drinking really shitty plastic bottle vodka
    >wake up at midnight
    >there's a shadowy figure standing in the road
    >a name appears in my mind: "Deer Woman"
    >words start coming out of my mouth, but they aren't my words and it isn't my voice
    >Deer Woman tells me that these are her woods, and that I can stay the night, but I need to leave when the sun rises
    >I tell her that I won't come back, she says something about how white people don't keep their promises to her people
    >I promise her that I'll never return, under pain of death
    >she disappears, and I fall back asleep
    >pack up and leave at dawn, feel eyes watching me the whole half-mile hike back to the car
    Not sure if it was real, if it was a dream, or an ethanol-induced hallucination (that vodka was fucking janky), but I'm not going back there anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A1 clone
      >monster
      Nice taste fellow 30yo boomer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >deer lady shows up
      >pull out my cdib
      >"ya fuck off cunt"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she flies into a rage
        >bullets don't work on her
        >your autopsy report says you were stomped to death in the genitals by a deer

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >stomped to death in the genitals by a deer
          That is also coincidentally the name of the debut album of my black metal band.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I was a hologram the whole time
          I like when salty fags go "nuh uhhh! It'll totally kill you!"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >she singles out white people
      [CONTINUED LAUGHTER]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >she says something about how white people don't keep their promises

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't alpha up and ask why
      >he didn't finish his ancestors work of taming the wilds
      >he didn't even fuck the deer
      Get off PrepHole, never come back, you have failed on every front

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Man, I was too drunk to move
        Also I'm not a rapist

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        too human

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I really need to get outside more.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/M8QGZ1M.png

        you won't get away from my lust that easily

        https://i.imgur.com/pMvyqEq.png

        what if I come with an erect cock fully whipped out and a pheromone spray

        https://i.imgur.com/WNBmI2F.jpg

        I've heard that rubbing your body with butter and green onions will make us skinwalkers really scared of you

        https://i.imgur.com/Bzcf7PS.png

        [...]
        [...]
        UNF

        https://i.imgur.com/ptHgXWU.jpg

        no

        someone post the "who need they wendussy ate?"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I can dump a lot more than that
          depends on how merciful the jannies are feeling

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just a side question; I don't understand the idea of larping innawoods, just to watch something on your ipad. It really doesnt make sense to me. Isn't the whole idea to feel like you're actually in STALKER? You got the geiger and everything, so why the monster, gas station sub, and anime? Wouldn't you rather just hear the sounds of nature, eating a tin of beans or soup, and really *feel* the experience?

      I'm not even trying to hate, I just dont get running 95% of the marathon only to drive a car the last 200 meters.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I did all the STALKER shit, I ran around, investigated the abandoned buildings, drank vodka, and masturbated. By that point, it was 8PM and I had 2 hours until it was dark.
        Also, drinking Monster is STALKER.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you avoided my question

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No, I answered it, you dumbass Redditor. I did the stalker stuff, then I did the nature stuff, then I got too drunk to move, then I watched The Hobbit, then I slept, then I hung out with Deer Woman. I don't really give a shit if you think I'm not camping right.
            Don't @ me, bitch.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You sound like the type of guy that understands druk posting. But trips can fuck off.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Why didn't you fuck the deer woman? Are you a coward?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .45-70 tipped with white ash turned into a paste.
    This does not completely kill the Skinwalker though. To finish the process you then need to burn the body and add a bundle of sage to the flames. The flames will burn bright green. Once the body is reduced to ash, turn the ash into the soil with a shovel.
    This will completely destroy a skinwalker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White ash as in the ashes from a fire?
      Any particular wood?
      Ingredients for the the paste?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        White ash, the remnants of a very hot fire. It has to be a wood of spiritual significance to the local tribe. Here in the west it's live oak. Northern Arizona it's pinion pine. For the Ute, birch. For the PNW tribes it's very old birdseye maple.

        I've used alcohol and water based slurries. Didn't matter.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      White ash as in the ashes from a fire?
      Any particular wood?
      Ingredients for the the paste?

      I made a youtube short about white ash.
      me: ehhh, white ash made from white ash should cover my bases.
      but it had real marijuana ash as part of the gag leading up and real ammo, and I decided, it just wasn't safe.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That’s too many steps. Can I just shoot it with a .44 and fuck the bullet hole?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    laptop gun from perfect dark.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Perfect Dark making the rounds in everyone's consciousness again? I just beat that game again a month ago on an emulator. Also Super Dragon or the Avenger with its threat detector.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GLORIOUS MOSIN NAGANT IN THUNDEROUS 7.62x54R USE B-32 API DESIGN FOR STALIN'S SHKAS

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .357 didn't affect a skinwalker, kid didn't return in time to see if 30.06 would harm it.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my weapon of choice is a double barrel .72 caliber smoothbore musket loaded with buck and ball on top of 100 grains of the lords best black powder
    i'll have that fucking skinwalker screeching yankee doodle dandy by the time i get finished

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 shots of only lead
      RIP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you think a .72 caliber musket wont shatter bones?
        break limbs ? or tear out huge hunks of flesh?
        let alone that every musket ball is accompanied by 3, 31. cal buckshot
        on top of that i have paper cartridges for it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking a skinwalker will be effected
          NGMI

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i could make silver musket balls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >some skinwalker makes his presence known
          >you turn present arms and fire...miss
          >return to right shoulder arms and march at the slow time directly at the skinwalker
          skinwalker thinks he has you and charges
          > you make ready and present arms fire again...hit
          >the skinwalkers knee is completely gone leg dangling by threads of flesh and sinew
          the buckshot peppered his stomach and clapped his diaphragm
          >as you close the distance the skinwalker finally hears british grenadiers blasting from the bluetooth speaker hanging on your back pack
          >the skinwalker remembers where this is going and desperately attempts the crawl away
          >you sling your rifle and grab your kabar as you transition into quick time march
          >the look of sheer terror on the face of the skinwalker as the music of british grenadiers getting louder and closer is priceless
          >and you finally reach the skinwalker and scream "MY NAME IS BUFFALO BILL AND IM THE SKINWALKER NOW"
          "you grab your kabar and bottle of lotion as you skin it alive"
          you mutter to your self as you walk away wearing your new skinwalker suit "im the skinwalker now"

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Almost feel bad for the skinwalker.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yeah, caliber 69 FUCK BALL

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oy gevalt, those goyish injun shmucks don't stand a chance.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would seduce the skinwalker. But you're not catching me in the woods without one of these bad boys. Just in case.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s the homemade grenade launcher

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys can I waifu the Skinwalker if I choose my words carefully?
    I desire a spoopy woods deer demon gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .303 for the wood tips, also works on vampires

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's from a movie

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no such thing as a Skinwalker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep and even if we did exist, why would skinwalker harass random hunters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >even if we
        W-Wait a second…

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LG-5 grenade launching sniper rifle.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I go innawoods and I hear a voice calling me over, what should I do bros?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go over
      You're passively suicidal anyway, and you might survive and get a fun story to tell.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Male or female voice?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't worry about it

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    406gr hardened cast lead bullets in .45-70 HSM Bear Load

    But there's a catch: Skinwalkers are mystical beings, so simply metal alone won't do the trick- you need to not just wound them, but kill them.

    Find an ash tree, burn the wood until only oure ash remains. Emulsify this with water. Paint the paste on the bullet.

    Now you're good to go.

    For more, check out watch?v=BPUuqT-tw5s

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What movie.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't no spook that can't be killed with either silver or iron according to most mythologies, and the Injuns didn't really have silver or iron so they probably just overlooked that when it came to skinwalkers, so just load up some shells that have a combination of silver and iron buckshot

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This, humanity's evolved, monsters aren't really a threat anymore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I vaguely remember a short story like that where demons rise out of hell in modern day but didn't anticipate technological advancements so they get completely btfo by fighter jets and guns.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >ywn kill demons

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's "The road not taken" short story about Napoleon-era aliens trying to colonize Earth just to find out we were the only species who overlooked a simple physical phenomenon allowing for interstellar travel and developed all the modern technology instead. Look it up, it's available online.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm well familiar with that one
            gives me the biggest HFY boner

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Another book similar to this is "Out of The Dark" by David Weber. Pretty PrepHole related as well.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Salvation War. Kind of gay and moderately liberal in the way that stuff used to be before the past ten years or so where everybody decided they would be either neonazis or Khmer Rouge apologists with nothing in between.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My question is, if these things are apparently a southwestern thing, why didn't the Spaniards ever encounter them? This is a huge hole in the skinwalker thing I just realized.

      This leaves 3 possibilities:

      >Spookmorons are fake and gay (most probable)

      >spookmorons are a thing but spaniards BTFO'd them with halberds and arquebus, meaning for modern tech they're no worse than a relatively clever crackhead

      >spookmorons somehow evaded the Spaniards and other Whites and suddenly pop out now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Or the fourth possibility
        >Spookmorons impersonated Spaniards and eventually worked their way into the government, and now all the worlds governments are actually run by skinwalkers

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          All the Hispanic governments are run by Skinwalkers

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Chill with the linebreaks, skinny. Spaniards didn't need to get fucked by skinwalkers because the Apache were fucking them up enough on their own. And the only spaniards that could actually write shit down were Catholics and wouldn't write about such heresy even if they caught wind of it.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The idea of a physical unkillable monster has gotten more cringe to me the older I get. It just seems like really dumb plot armor to say " okay it's a big deer monster but it can change shape and also it can take 200 rounds of .308 to the face and not flinch despite being made of flesh and bones lol." If it has a physical form the answer is always a bigger gun or bomb.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >If it has a physical form the answer is always a bigger gun or bomb.
      Burt Gummer taught me this at a young age

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's no logical reason blowing somethings brains out wouldn't kill it but cutting it's head off would, and basically every fictional creature in just about every culture comes with a little "you can also just cut off its head" side note.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/jMq8UwI.jpg

        The idea of a physical unkillable monster has gotten more cringe to me the older I get. It just seems like really dumb plot armor to say " okay it's a big deer monster but it can change shape and also it can take 200 rounds of .308 to the face and not flinch despite being made of flesh and bones lol." If it has a physical form the answer is always a bigger gun or bomb.

        People who are Incapable of understanding symbolism should be the first ones stuffed into the wicker man.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What does my foot up your ass symbolize

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That you've had several 10-inch-long objects inside your anus and you're projecting it onto (or into) other people

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You'll need a gun that can also change shape

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 44 and appreciate this picture.
      Have an old comic page, for your troubles.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A 4 bore shotgun loaded with high brass 'freak fucker' shells.
    >White Ash splinters
    >Magnesium chunks
    >Silver bird shot
    >All drenched in garlic juice
    >and blessed by as many different holy men as you can get involved.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As a non-skinwalker, this seems unnecessary.
      OC spray is all you need.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Are you saying that I 'shouldn't worry about it'?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You probably shouldn't.
          The peppersauce spray is pretty good.
          For defence that is.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I've heard that rubbing your body with butter and green onions will make us skinwalkers really scared of you

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              how about rubbing your body with cum?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ew, gross, I don't want to eat a cum sandwich
                I mean, NO, cum makes the curse stronger or some shit, don't rub cum on yourself
                Also no walnuts, I'm allergic. Peanuts are fine.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                what if I come with an erect cock fully whipped out and a pheromone spray

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Can you please just stay out of my woods?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you won't get away from my lust that easily

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They're my woods now. Rent is dick sucks.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Can you please stay out of my dreams, sexy?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                have a skinwalker-ified edit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Wendigo x Skinwalker r34 when.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you hunt skinwalkers? There is no need for violence. Leave your weapons at home.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hello there fellow humans

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Guns
    You think natives took those fuckers down with AR's and glocks? Mixing modern technology with spiritual fuckery is a sure bet to getting raped by a spooky deer man
    Either fight em with a spear while chanting incantations or stay out of skinwalker territory

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Buddy I hope that isn't a picture of you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If a pointy stick or arrow can kill something, it's not surviving a shotgun blast.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You have city slicker energy and will be promptly consumed by the forest

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >coat stick in magical macguffin mixture of ash/horsepiss/e-boisweat
          >can suddenly kill a skinwalker
          So what's stopping someone from coating some needles with that to make some sabot rounds and deleting a whole forest worth of skinwalkers?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            .be

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Do it pussy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Sneedoth, Seeder of the end tymed

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >city slicker energy
          Only mallninja cityslickers LARP melee weapons in the age of firearms. Anyone in the bush has a firearm because they aren't retards.

          https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg

          Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
          A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game

          Yeah but a rifle with bayonet doesn't need to be chucked because it chucks tiny spears at supersonic velocities.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Only mallninja cityslickers LARP melee weapons in the age of firearms.
            Going out with a spear is less of a larp than going out with a plate carrier
            >You shouldn't be tossing it, it should be a last resort barrier.
            >Even in the era when people used spears, nobody threw spears because that's retarded
            Humans have been throwing spears since mammoths have walked the earth. You guys realize spear hunting is still a thing, yes?
            >either hit it with not enough force to kill, it dodges, or you just miss
            If it'll go through multple layers of plywood, it';; stick in somethings ribs
            >What's the plan here chief.
            Have multiple

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >don't carry a gun, that's for posers
              >carry a fucking bundle of spears around instead
              Look, a gay with a gay

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                All I said is mixing modern tech with forest spirits is a good way to get raped
                Also I couldn't care less about "larpers" or "posers", you're just putting words in my mouth like you put teenage dick in yours

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >mixing modern tech with forest spirits is a good way to get raped
                Because a mass produced knife from Taiwan is the epitome of "in touch with nature" right?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Humans have been throwing spears since mammoths have walked the earth
              A thrown spear is not killing a mammoth, you actual child.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not one, but a good few by a band of experienced hunters could bring one down
                Spears generate a lot of force when thrown, it's one of humanities earliest hunting weapons for a reason

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >it's one of humanities earliest hunting weapons for a reason
                That reason is that it can be jammed into the vital organs of anything that moves, not for chucking by the dozen into shit. Your 2" penetrations into braced chipboard

                https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg

                Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
                A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game

                don't represent a kill.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                To second this, the reason we out competed Neanderthals was because we created effective ranged weapons due to the spear's shortcomings in terms of range and getting in harms way. Where as Neanderthals typically had the tougher builds to hunt an animal that was still actively defending itself up close. A plain spear is great for protecting oneself, but anything meant for range is purpose built for range. Atlatls didn't use the spear you kept for personal defense.
                https://www.theguardian.com/science/2012/nov/07/lethal-weapons-early-humans-neanderthals
                Even native Americans didn't hunt with fucking spears.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >That reason is that it can be jammed into the vital organs of anything that moves, not for chucking by the dozen into shit.
                They've still been used extensively by being thrown
                >Your 2" penetrations into braced chipboard

                https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg

                Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
                A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game (You) don't represent a kill.
                >Getting stabbed through the gut with a fucking spear that'll go through several inches of plywood with little effort is only going to leave a scratch bro trust me

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >They've still been used extensively by being thrown
                Nothing represented by your camp knife on a stick ever was.
                Javelins had very purposeful designs and use cases, pre bronze age people didn't use them and people hunting megafauna damn sure never did.
                >Getting stabbed through the gut with a fucking spear
                So you admit you have to actually stab with it for it to be useful?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Nothing represented by your camp knife on a stick ever was.
                Nice gotcha reddit-moron
                >Javelins had very purposeful designs and use cases, pre bronze age people didn't use them and people hunting megafauna damn sure never did.
                >Soure: my dick
                >So you admit you have to actually stab with it for it to be useful?
                You type like a child. Throwing it into something stabs the spearhead through, at generally greater forces than just stabbing into it. You'd know this if you had any experience with it other than "I just know trust me bro"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Throwing it into something stabs the spearhead through, at generally greater forces than just stabbing into it.
                It will never be more force than stabbing into it, perhaps greater speed if an atlatl is used, but you're forgetting that you are the mass behind it. Once it impacts the flesh it will lose energy real quick. You forget that a bow imparts a lot of speed compared to a hand thrown spear, with a much smaller head than that of your spear, lots more penetration.
                >You'd know this if you had any experience with it other than "I just know trust me bro".
                I'm sure you've totally killed a deer with that spear.

                >How was that cold steel made? It certainly wasn't hand forged.
                Not how it was made, just what it is. it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
                I just like the theory that spiritual beings mess with the function of modern technology. None of this is based of reality, shit, we're debating what would take down a mythical cannibal spirit

                >it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
                I like this hyper focus on one sentence of the whole post, tells me the rest of what I said was spot on. A bullet is a single piece of metal moving really fast. An arrow is just a small stick with a piece of metal on it moving really fast. Spears are great, I love spears. Throwing one by hand is retarded, especially one with a blade as big and thick on the end as yours instead of one meant for piercing.
                >I just like the theory that spiritual beings mess with the function of modern technology.
                Mhm, so a bolt action would seize up? Powder wouldn't explode? A bow string would snap?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >It will never be more force than stabbing into it, perhaps greater speed if an atlatl is used, but you're forgetting that you are the mass behind it.
                Not true in practice. I've gotten it stuck a lot further by throwing it than by sticking it in there myself.
                >Once it impacts the flesh it will lose energy real quick.
                By the time it loses it's energy it'll be properly stuck into whatever you were throwing it at
                >I'm sure you've totally killed a deer with that spear.
                I'm saying that I've actually used it and it works surpisingly well for a makeshift spear. Though people have used it for hunting, picrel being an example (not sure if the mods will get pissed at me for posting it, but I've found pictures of africans with their brains blown out on this board so I'll take my chances)
                >I like this hyper focus on one sentence of the whole post, tells me the rest of what I said was spot on. A bullet is a single piece of metal moving really fast. An arrow is just a small stick with a piece of metal on it moving really fast.
                The fucking gun itself anon, I'm not going to explain every detail because you're incapable of getting my point
                >Mhm, so a bolt action would seize up? Powder wouldn't explode? A bow string would snap?
                Yes for the first 2, but bows are old enough tech to where it'd likely be fine
                Though keep in mind that last part is basically skinwalker fanfic as to make the thread fun

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Wood functions the same as flesh, therefor throwing is more effective
                The only reason it appears that way is because when you're throwing instead of thrusting, you're imparting more speed which increases penetration against something hard. Flesh is much softer anon, and you get much deeper penetration with more internal damage with a thrust. Unless your fanfic also makes skinwalkers the same as witches, made of wood.
                >My skinwalker fanfiction justifies my take
                God I wish you were an ungabunga based caveman instead of a dipshit contrarian. "Bullet no work because I no want it work". You're literally saying its the best because you came up with arbitrary rules, which don't even make it the best within said ruleset.
                >afraid to post a picture of a dead animal
                Literally just a tourist.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I seriously don't get how you think flesh would do better against a thrown spear than wood. While stabbing flesh would be more effective than stabbing wood, if the thrown spear does particularly well against wood why would it be any less effective against flesh?
                >My skinwalker fanfiction justifies my take
                Anon, I'm not discrediting everyone elses answer by giving a fun theory. If you wanna believe that guns work, go ahead, literally all of us are wrong considering it doesn't exist, but with that being said, all theories are equally valid. I only had to explain it because you autists had to spring up with "Why not just use rifles and bombs lol ur dumb"
                >Literally just a tourist.
                I've been here long enough to get a temporary ban for posting similar content before, which is why I wasn't sure if the rules changed or what

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm, maybe a step back is in order. I feel as general purpose woodsman weapons were to go, a rifle with a bayonet (even a muzzleloader) would be best, since that still covers the basis of guns not being effective. The other point is that it's not that throwing is ineffective, it's that throwing is the worst option for an aware opponent (which is also why the dumbfuck argument of not being able to throw a bayonet blows my mind). If a bow still works, use a bow, keep the spear for close encounters since an aware opponent isn't going to dumbly run in a straight line to impale itself. Reminder that you are not hunting, you are baiting and snaring.
                Fuck even I have a bushmaster and I like spears, I'm just not retarded enough to throw it over some purpose built throwing spear.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The other point is that it's not that throwing is ineffective, it's that throwing is the worst option for an aware opponent
                Why? I get that an ambush is more effective overall, but it's not like you can really dodge a properly thrown spear considering they go fairly quick. My thought process would be to throw a couple to injure it, then finish i off with the last one
                >(which is also why the dumbfuck argument of not being able to throw a bayonet blows my mind)
                I just said thats how a spear and a rifle with bayonet differ
                >Reminder that you are not hunting, you are baiting and snaring.
                I will hunt a skinwalker down or die trying
                >Fuck even I have a bushmaster and I like spears, I'm just not retarded enough to throw it over some purpose built throwing spear.
                It works surprisingly well if you find a good branch/buy a wooden pole. Plus I don't own a dedicated spear and the bowie bushman is $20

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if learning how to fieldcraft spears might be worth it. Whether you use flint or perhaps carry a lot of spearheads or even arrowheads on you.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I wonder if learning how to fieldcraft spears might be worth it. Whether you use flint or perhaps carry a lot of spearheads or even arrowheads on you.
                I think so. It's a fun hobby yeah, but it's a genuinely good skill to have in case you ever get stranded/forced to live away from society/SHTF and need to conserve ammunition yet still need to hunt for food

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Bowcraft might be better for SHTF, even as a kid I made a pretty accurate 5lb bow with a really nice springy sapling, some twine, and an "arrow" with leaves instead of feathers. Even then food preservation is much much much more important of a skill than something that conserves one of your at minimum 200 rounds.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I only had to explain it because you autists had to spring up with "Why not just use rifles and bombs lol ur dumb"
                The thread literally started by asking what gun to use for skinwalkers.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Soure: my dick
                The source is thousands of years of archeological finds you ignorant teenaged gay.
                >experience
                Go huck your knife on a stick at a bear, report back with results.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The source is thousands of years of archeological finds you ignorant teenaged gay.
                That prove what exactly? There are tons of examples of spears being used pre-bronze age, for hunting and warfare. No matter what gayshit assertion you put out you aren't going to convince me that spears weren't thrown atleast sometimes
                >Go huck your knife on a stick at a bear, report back with results.
                Go back to middle school

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >noodle armed chomo tries to stab me with his spear
                >lvl IV ballistic plates and half an inch of kevlar stop it dead
                >I butt stroke him with my rifle, crumpling him like a cruton
                >unzip my pants and sigh
                "Aint no buck dying unbroken in my holler"

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              All I said is mixing modern tech with forest spirits is a good way to get raped
              Also I couldn't care less about "larpers" or "posers", you're just putting words in my mouth like you put teenage dick in yours

              Comparing surviving a skinwalker alone to hunting a mammoth with an entire community.
              >If it will go through multiple layers of plywood, it'll stick in somethings ribs.
              Did you know that bullets go through multiple layers of plywood? If it's something to do spiritually then your coldsteel bushmaster ain't much more in tune with nature than a bullet.
              >You realize spear hunting is a thing, yes?
              That's hunting in usually controlled and not very wild lands. Spear hunting has always been ambush hunting. Just try and get the drop on a spiritual being.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Comparing surviving a skinwalker alone to hunting a mammoth with an entire community.
                You have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old
                >Did you know that bullets go through multiple layers of plywood? If it's something to do spiritually then your coldsteel bushmaster ain't much more in tune with nature than a bullet.
                More of a tech thing.
                >That's hunting in usually controlled and not very wild lands.
                Modern versions of it, yes.
                >Spear hunting has always been ambush hunting.
                Nearly all hunting is ambush hunting, the hell are you talking about? Are you kicking in the deers door and shooting him while he's on the shitter?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >More of a tech thing.
                How was that cold steel made? It certainly wasn't hand forged. At what point is something considered too technological? If it's really a technology thing then only stone tips would work, in which case an arrow might bring more bang for buck. Or if you're lucky some unrefined or natural metal (iron, copper, lead, etc), which makes a bullet with a copper jacket a safe option. I'm certain if it's something to do with spirit, then a thrown spear would be no better than bullets at killing it and that you'd need to be physically holding whatever you deliver a decisive blow with to act as a conductor for your spiritual energy. In which case I would prefer a bayonetted gun still, since a bullet will hopefully slow or stun it long enough for such an attack to be possible.
                >All hunting is ambush hunting.
                It depends on how pedantic you want to be.
                https://www.gohunt.com/content/skills/other/spot-and-stalk-vs--ambush-hunting--what-s-the-best-option-
                The issue here is you're up against something supernatural, something with an awareness you could never hope to match. To hunt one is not even close to hunting dangerous game, let alone a deer. It will know your intent and stalk you, it will exploit any weakness it sees, and it will attack you. You are not the hunter, you're the bait and the snare at best.
                Please though, go test this spear theory and report back to us. I'm never going to go out of my way hunt some supernatural beast, nor some predator. I'm thinking purely in terms of self defense against such animals, and I feel having such malicious intent would actively draw an ire that puts me in graver danger than simply unknowingly trespassing.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >How was that cold steel made? It certainly wasn't hand forged.
                Not how it was made, just what it is. it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
                I just like the theory that spiritual beings mess with the function of modern technology. None of this is based of reality, shit, we're debating what would take down a mythical cannibal spirit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Not how it was made, just what it is. it's a single piece of metal on a stick vs something with dozens of parts (a lot of which moving)
                A bullet is a single piece (well 2 pieces) of metal. That bushman is an alloy of metal with at least 2 things in it. So in your mind "modern" tech doesn't work with spoops why? It's not optics, it's not electronics, it's literally all mechanical. Springs aren't exactly modern technology. If a spring doesn't work, it primers don't set off, if bullets don't shoot, then fire wouldn't stay lit and knives aren't cutting. You are a gay. Just say you like knives and move on.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >anvil
                >cap
                >explosive
                >case
                >projectile
                I'm counting at least 5 friend. some might say the explosive is not a metal. so maybe 4.
                and if you projectile is swaged add another.
                and if it has a core, add another
                and if you're using cheap steel as filler add another.

                my autism knows no bounds.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >reply to only me
              >quote a bunch of things I never said
              Ok yeah you're a schizo retard larping mallninja.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Forgets to tag one retard
                >"FUCKING SCHIZO!!!!! MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS"
                Love this site

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Literally what is a bayonet. Bayonets may be completely obsolete in warfare, but there's still a place for them in innawoods shit. Even versus a Bear or Moose (as unlikely) I'd rather have a stick with a knife at the end than a regular stick if my mag dump doesn't drop it instantly and its dying wish is to make me a puddle of mush.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
        A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You shouldn't be tossing it, it should be a last resort barrier. Whatever is charging you now can't just run at you lest it impale itself. Also how fucking retarded are you that "spear beats gun because you can throw spear".

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg

            Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
            A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game

            Even in the era when people used spears, nobody threw spears because that's retarded

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Well before bows was the atlatl, but typically that would be specialized in the same way, with bringing multiple spears. Point being, you never throw your last resort.

              https://i.imgur.com/NhGx9lp.jpg

              Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet. I mean, you can, just not effectively
              A semi auto rifle with a bayonet might be nice for boar hunting or generally hunting dangerous game

              >skinwalker stalking you but doesn't mindlessly attack because pointy stick
              >throw pointy stick at skinwalker
              >either hit it with not enough force to kill, it dodges, or you just miss
              >skinwalker no longer has reason to keep its distance from you
              What's the plan here chief.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah brainiac? Why does the term spear-chucker exist then?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Because they're retarded

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Well that's just incorrect. There are many many types of throwing spears. People did all the time. Yes you wouldn't throw your last one out of common sense, but people absolutely threw spears for hunting and for war.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >can't throw gun
          Gee, if only my gun had a way to damage things at a distance. Wouldn't that be swell?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Can't toss a rifle with a bayonet.
          If only there was a way to send chunks of metal accurately at incredibly high velocities and at distances further you can throw....man that would be nice

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Bayonets may be completely obsolete in warfare
        That's not soldiering.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    /k/, what gun do you recommend for a skinwalker who needs to defend himself against a sex pest?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no solution has been found yet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kegels.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lube, some pretty lingerie, scented candles, and a bottle of wine, preferably something on the sweeter side

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A pointed stick will work wonders on most featherless bipeds

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of cryptids how would PrepHole deal with the thing from Nope?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >jordan peel
      haven't watched a single film made by that hack

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, after his shitty twilight zone and candyman resequalboots I'm not giving him anymore money.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why would any of us watch that garbage?

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    USAS-12

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a skinwalker coming up to Paul and saying
    >I tracked you easy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He'd take an 1897 out of his pocket and slamfire the entire tube into it

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SkinWalkers are just adolescent bigfoots
    They prefer running on all fours
    dont fuck with them or their parents will rip you to shreds

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what if one rapes you, would you tell anyone?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >found the 'squatch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuckin' A, I'm telling anyone that listens. My intent is to make everyone gaslight me so I doubt it actually happened.
      >Butt doctor is speechless during my prostate exam

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Meds

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    start shapeshifting yourself and fight it to a standstill

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HK21 PDW.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would my garden gnome gun be effective? I'd say it's at least as good as some Catholic holy water bullshit against a Navajo monster.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you circumcise it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I get a 941 with the magic garden gnome runes inscribed on it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Buy a 941 and pay some guy to engrave it, make sure he isn't a 4chanchud who'll ruin your gun

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Catholics converted tons of redskins at swordpoint—what did the synagogue of Satan do that a skinwalker would worry about?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >t. got raped by a priest and hangs Mishima-tier gay bondage porn all over his church while his fake pope puts his tongue between a muslim's toes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I shoot the skinwalker with my IWI gun, he calls the cops on me
        >my cousin the judge makes sure that my attempted murder charge gets thrown out
        >my cousin the lawyer countersues him and I get all his money
        >my brother the doctor gets him hooked on opiates
        >my uncle the banker gets his home repossessed
        >my second cousin, David Shitting Bear, is on the tribal council and gets his injun voodoo powers stripped away from him
        >my great uncle Spielberg makes a movie about me kicking the skinwalker's ass, he casts me in it because I'm his nephew
        >my great grandpa Mel Brooks makes a parody of that movie, and his dipshit son writes the Skinwalker Survival Guide
        >we all move into the skinwalker's woods, kick out all the sasquatches, and make another gnomish Ethnostate with nukes and everything

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >my fellow skinwalkers, these tales of recent hiker murders by wendigos are simply wendiphobic propaganda!
          >diversity is the only way we cryptids will survive!
          >wendigos must replace our aging populations!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What is the model of gun, and what does the Hebrew say?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >what is the model of gun
        Read, bro, read
        >what does the Hebrew say
        BARUCH ATAH ADONAI, ELOHEINU MELECH HA'OLAM
        First line of most Hebrew prayers, basically "Our father who art in heaven"

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    something that kills the cells and destroys the dna

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Love, OP. Kill them with love. Sweaty, grunty, horny, sexy love.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God you people are retarded. Skinwalkers and other spiritual creatures of the Americas are LONG gone if they ever existed to begin with. And you know who took them out? Native tribes with nothing but stone tools and whatever shaman shit they did.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Smallpox killed most of them and the rest are hiding from us. That's why the monsters in Monsters Inc are so scared of humans.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have that one "cryptid fighter" meme with the 5 loadout choices, and one is kinky?

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How bulletproof are they?

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have a "Gun" that will work wonders.

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One that shoots fire. Try not to burn the forest down if you can help it tho

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not burning down the forest for more fire damage

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    .700 Nitro Express

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    preferably something small calibre
    dunno, wouldnt worry about it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      .22 Short Subsonic is the best round for skinwalkers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, a fucking minigun it is.

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tokarev TT-33, it worked on that alien, so why not some skussy.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hey, what is this deal about not whistling in the forest?
    what is returning the whistles?
    why can't they do rthym why I do lead? we can do more complex songs that way?

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