hypersonic missiles, night vision, etc, are all WWII tech, poseidon would be useful for North Korea to have, because they have so few of them, but Russias supposed to have proper arsenal
The nuclear material and fuel was probably also sold off by the entrepreneurial volunteer crew at the earliest opportunity
2 years ago
Anonymous
Probably not. Nuclear weapons is the branch that the Kremlin probably has zero tolerance for corruption.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Nuclear weapons is the branch that the Kremlin probably has zero tolerance for corruption.
on the other hand.. its the safest place to embezzle from, because no one is ever going to use one, right?
Imagine being a Russian conscript dying after a mortar shell lands in your trench on the Kherson front today, your limbs torn and mangled and as your life drips away along with your blood, you think >a-at least the TV man can shake his fist at america with big nukes
>leaks radiation as it travels
i dont think radiation detectors around the international waters that surround russia would be super expensive, and ill bet more than a few western nations will pay for it along with the US anyways and money isnt even real.
But in what scenario is this thing useful ? I mean you use it and frick some harbours, which you could have fricked with an ICBM. 20min later whole russia is glass. What’s the point ?
Most likely, it is not a single drone/torpedo type but a testbed for family of them. Poseidon drones could be used to target carrier battle groups.
ok so you fricked up a few carrier group & salted NY. Then 20min later whole russia is glass. Seems this is just a bigger boot to give a bigger kick to a hornet nest. Very stupid
Why would you rely on just one type of weapon to counter your enemy?
2 years ago
Anonymous
you know, in reality, you want to produce your war winning weapons in large quantities, then deploy them before your enemy knows they even exist
2 years ago
Anonymous
name a single time this has ever happened in real life. ww2 nukes don't count because japs already knew about them
2 years ago
Anonymous
Germans were reportedly shocked to run into the t-34
2 years ago
Anonymous
yes nobody thought you could make a tank that shitty. imagine if china invaded australia tomorrow and aussies fielded a MILLION bob-semple tanks. China would be shocked but that doesn't make the tank good.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The battle of cambrai is a good example.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because the US spends more on just their strategic missile forces than Russia spends on all branches combined.
Even accounting for the difference in PPP GDP they have the funding to perhaps do ONE thing well, the fact that they claim to have *more* delivery types in service than the US makes me think we're looking at Potemkin toys, not viable delivery vehicles.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Or part of the nuclear arsenal is funded through the black budget.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I seriously doubt Putin would let any of his mansion-yacht funds go to waste on actual defence spending.
Russia can't even into palletized logistics, they're sure as frick not making maneuvering hypersonics.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>If you can't stack 30,000 chinese-made dildos on a forklift there's NO CHANCE you can win a nuclear war!
This is your brain on modern american culture
2 years ago
Anonymous
More like if you can't do something extremely cheap and easy with entire civilian manuals explaining exactly how to do it in ways an idiot could understand, and with clear, tangible benefits to a war you are currently waging there is zero chance you'll manage to do something difficult and expensive which nobody else has managed to do yet, civilian or military.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>If you can't stack 30,000 chinese-made dildos on a forklift there's NO CHANCE you can win a nuclear war!
basically, yeah.
If you can't do basic logistics you cannot win any kind of war
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm glad all Russians seem to be born moronic, WW3 is going to be like clubbing seals.
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm glad all Russians seem to be born moronic
plot twist: Putin has been a NATO spy all along
>autonomous robot
they will probably scuttle it remotely if it gets nabbed or crashes or breaks down, so the world doesnt find out about the hamster-vatniks, running it "autonomously", they are getting crushed like grapes in a pop-can.
It's obviously a prototype for future nuclear-powered drones with or without a conventional warhead. The Chinese seem to be thinking developing their own Poseidon.
Unquestionably true, this is definitely the best delivery system for nuclear weapons.
But we should definitely keep looking for even better delivery systems while it is developing.
For example, I had this weird idea the other day. What if we were to design submarines POWERED by nukes, that can launch nuclear missiles at LAND targets? That way you could deliver your nukes in the span of minutes instead of days, and attack anywhere on the continent.
Failing that, you could just design a really big missile and strap a nuke to it. It sounds crazy, but they could actually go into SPACE and then come back down, being almost impossible to intercept. Or even just put your nukes on a plane-- I was researching on Wikipedia that planes actually can travel faster than torpedos! I thought that was an interesting fact and I'm surprised nobody's ever thought of that idea before.
Anyway I look forward to this innovative new concept by russia, hopefully sometime after they finish the first few hundred Su-57s
i love how these threads virtually disappeared for months, only to randomly start back up again.
you need to see a doctor, OP , who is almost definitely armatard.
Who fricking cares? Once they're on their way that's it. One bomb is all it takes and the rest will follow. It doesn't matter if one gets there slightly faster.
>2000 mm diameter >20 m length >100 t mass
Are they going to design a whole new class of submarines as well? I doubt they could fit tubes this big on current designs.
Nobody believes your imaginary weapon designs anymore.
>Best delivery system for nukes.
lets rock, posleen boy
Armatard sucks donkey dicks.
Solid rocket fueled ICBMs.
The west has been silent ever since Putin unveiled these bad boys, HATO btfo forever
>USA proposes 1970s tech as new
>everyone claps
>Russia unveils 2020 tech
>boooo
you are a shill easy
hypersonic missiles, night vision, etc, are all WWII tech, poseidon would be useful for North Korea to have, because they have so few of them, but Russias supposed to have proper arsenal
Russian vaporware isn't real anon.
kek in reality theres a volunteer crew inside the Russian "autonomous" suicide nuclear torpedo
The nuclear material and fuel was probably also sold off by the entrepreneurial volunteer crew at the earliest opportunity
Probably not. Nuclear weapons is the branch that the Kremlin probably has zero tolerance for corruption.
>Nuclear weapons is the branch that the Kremlin probably has zero tolerance for corruption.
on the other hand.. its the safest place to embezzle from, because no one is ever going to use one, right?
>in reality theres a volunteer crew inside the Russian "autonomous" suicide nuclear torpedo
more like "volunteer" crew lmao
if its not a real volunteer crew it might seek out a Russian target instead
Russia is very good when it comes to "volunteering".
the rumors of t-34 crews being welded inside the tanks during battle of Moscow to prevent desertion are just propaganda!
the T-34 crews voluntarily got welded into the tanks
I'm sorry, should we laugh louder so you can hear us?
Probably not the best but one of the most fun.
nuke tipped LRASM's if we are talking about plane launched. nice n stealthy. ICBMs or SLBMs are still kings. MIRV is god.
What website/video game is this?
dont worry about it.
Pretty please? I want to know, this looks pretty interesting
Command: modern operations
Imagine being a Russian conscript dying after a mortar shell lands in your trench on the Kherson front today, your limbs torn and mangled and as your life drips away along with your blood, you think
>a-at least the TV man can shake his fist at america with big nukes
What’s the point of this, isn’t an icbm or any other kind of missile better in every way ?
It's way to make the US waste a lot of money in developing a counter-measure in comparation to just developing this thing.
>leaks radiation as it travels
i dont think radiation detectors around the international waters that surround russia would be super expensive, and ill bet more than a few western nations will pay for it along with the US anyways and money isnt even real.
>glowies spend a few $1000 on buying vatnik scientists and engineers drinks until they reveal that the wunderwaffen is just bullshit, instead
But in what scenario is this thing useful ? I mean you use it and frick some harbours, which you could have fricked with an ICBM. 20min later whole russia is glass. What’s the point ?
it is supposedly also a salted warhead, radioactive tsunami and long-term area denial.
ok so you fricked up a few carrier group & salted NY. Then 20min later whole russia is glass. Seems this is just a bigger boot to give a bigger kick to a hornet nest. Very stupid
That’s not how it works and Russians are moronic for thinking it is
Most likely, it is not a single drone/torpedo type but a testbed for family of them. Poseidon drones could be used to target carrier battle groups.
what happened to the hypervelocity missiles?
Why would you rely on just one type of weapon to counter your enemy?
you know, in reality, you want to produce your war winning weapons in large quantities, then deploy them before your enemy knows they even exist
name a single time this has ever happened in real life. ww2 nukes don't count because japs already knew about them
Germans were reportedly shocked to run into the t-34
yes nobody thought you could make a tank that shitty. imagine if china invaded australia tomorrow and aussies fielded a MILLION bob-semple tanks. China would be shocked but that doesn't make the tank good.
The battle of cambrai is a good example.
Because the US spends more on just their strategic missile forces than Russia spends on all branches combined.
Even accounting for the difference in PPP GDP they have the funding to perhaps do ONE thing well, the fact that they claim to have *more* delivery types in service than the US makes me think we're looking at Potemkin toys, not viable delivery vehicles.
Or part of the nuclear arsenal is funded through the black budget.
I seriously doubt Putin would let any of his mansion-yacht funds go to waste on actual defence spending.
Russia can't even into palletized logistics, they're sure as frick not making maneuvering hypersonics.
>If you can't stack 30,000 chinese-made dildos on a forklift there's NO CHANCE you can win a nuclear war!
This is your brain on modern american culture
More like if you can't do something extremely cheap and easy with entire civilian manuals explaining exactly how to do it in ways an idiot could understand, and with clear, tangible benefits to a war you are currently waging there is zero chance you'll manage to do something difficult and expensive which nobody else has managed to do yet, civilian or military.
>If you can't stack 30,000 chinese-made dildos on a forklift there's NO CHANCE you can win a nuclear war!
basically, yeah.
If you can't do basic logistics you cannot win any kind of war
I'm glad all Russians seem to be born moronic, WW3 is going to be like clubbing seals.
>I'm glad all Russians seem to be born moronic
plot twist: Putin has been a NATO spy all along
>Initial claim of 100 MTs turned out incorrect
>actually 2 MTs
so what happens if someone tracks one of these down in the ocean and yoinks it? they just get free access to a nuclear material?
i dont think any terrorist will be getting deep enough to "yoink it".
you can just chuck a deep net and frick it. submarines run into this how will an autonomous robot fix that?
>autonomous robot
they will probably scuttle it remotely if it gets nabbed or crashes or breaks down, so the world doesnt find out about the hamster-vatniks, running it "autonomously", they are getting crushed like grapes in a pop-can.
God imagine if some submarine crew went rogue and pulled this off somehow. It would be glorious.
It's obviously a prototype for future nuclear-powered drones with or without a conventional warhead. The Chinese seem to be thinking developing their own Poseidon.
>This bad boy reduced the American fleet into a pile of radioactive ash.
>US super hackers hijack sub
>take it to crush depth
oops
My God.
I can't believe it.
Russians actually managed to create completely useless nuclear weapon concept.
angloid cope
Yes, I know that russians think that "physics" is a western fascist concept and does not apply to them.
Doesn't even exist
>Y-yes it does!
Then where is the evidence? This weapon has supposedly existed for twenty years and yet there's nothing
Picture unrelated, I assume?
>Shaped like a phallus to remind Russian conscripts of their training
But where is that little guy suppose to sit? They don't even have a steering wheel inside. moronic.
METAL GEAR?
Unquestionably true, this is definitely the best delivery system for nuclear weapons.
But we should definitely keep looking for even better delivery systems while it is developing.
For example, I had this weird idea the other day. What if we were to design submarines POWERED by nukes, that can launch nuclear missiles at LAND targets? That way you could deliver your nukes in the span of minutes instead of days, and attack anywhere on the continent.
Failing that, you could just design a really big missile and strap a nuke to it. It sounds crazy, but they could actually go into SPACE and then come back down, being almost impossible to intercept. Or even just put your nukes on a plane-- I was researching on Wikipedia that planes actually can travel faster than torpedos! I thought that was an interesting fact and I'm surprised nobody's ever thought of that idea before.
Anyway I look forward to this innovative new concept by russia, hopefully sometime after they finish the first few hundred Su-57s
Eat shit, Paneuropeans
i love how these threads virtually disappeared for months, only to randomly start back up again.
you need to see a doctor, OP , who is almost definitely armatard.
cool
thread was at page 10 when he bumped it with a 1 word post just like he always has
Cool
Who fricking cares? Once they're on their way that's it. One bomb is all it takes and the rest will follow. It doesn't matter if one gets there slightly faster.
More wunderwaffe that will either never be built, or built in small numbers but won't work well due to vatnik engineering
Ups
>2000 mm diameter
>20 m length
>100 t mass
Are they going to design a whole new class of submarines as well? I doubt they could fit tubes this big on current designs.
They already did. They are using a modified Oscar that doubles as a spy sub.
Nuclear hound dog
topkek, he still does it. armatard never ceases to amaze. pure unadulterated autism, not even the good kind.
muh dick