Best Defense Against Jajvert

This mf comes up to you and asks if you know the meaning of NYARUNONOYSNHOYSHT

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Doug Walker's review of this movie like 12 years ago and I still think about it from time to time
    Frick you for reminding me about it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick me I haven't watched that YTP in at least 5 years and I STILL knew 85-90% of the words from memory; I was reciting them as it played.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >troony fundraiser in the sidebar
        Into the trash it goes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The creator troon'd out years after making this.

          Sad because they were one of the best new-gen YTPers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sad, but not surprising. He's a brony, after all. They either troon out or become nazis.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The frick? I never saw that one coming. Something about the creative autists make them do this. I don't know what. I don't know why. But so many extremely talented autists decide to go down that road. I've seen it happen to musicians too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ASHA

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell musicals make me die of cringe, even when YTP'd.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This YTP lives rent free in my brain
        >EeEeEeEenoEeEeNoEeEeEeNO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time.
      Not different enough, but different.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me I haven't watched that YTP in at least 5 years and I STILL knew 85-90% of the words from memory; I was reciting them as it played.

      So you didn't forget his name

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FIVE YEARS FOR YOUR crime
      THE REST BECAUSE
      YOU TRIED TO RUN
      24601

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My name is Jean-Valjean!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A pizza hut in the garage?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know the meaning of ISHNYANZULOOOOOO

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russell Crowe did a good job singing and no amount of dumb mass opinions is gonna change that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Musicals are gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded. Great movie

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell him to go hop in his Thunderbird and marionette himself outta here.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only defense is to look him in the eye and ask him his name, indicating that you have forgotten it. Use that moment of confusion to cloak your sister's child so it can steal the bread without being detected.

    simple as.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think I ever watched Les Mis, is it worth my time?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All you need is

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well I just watched that and this

        and I think I can safely give it a miss if its like that all the way through.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >overzealous parole officer

      Least believable thing about Javert tbh. Every parole officer I've met has been either too lazy or incompetent (frequently both) to hack it as a regular cop. What the frick is his problem anyway?

      Also, who the frick fires an employee because she has a bastard daughter? This is France we're talking about, infidelity and bastardy is practically a national pastime for these people. Catholics, Latins in particular, are shockingly tolerant of it.

      That depends, do you enjoy seeing Anne Hathaway without hair and degraded as a prostitute?

      >Yes

      You'll love it

      >No

      You'll hate it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        because valjean runs a proper establishment

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude like 50% of Les Mis is a character study of how deeply fricking nuts Javert is
        It doesn't matter that "most parole officers aren't like that" because he isn't some parole officer, he's an autistic fricking psycho who became a parole officer

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He's an extreme example
          >He's also the only example
          It's a political work, I tire of political hyperbole.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus man. You're too bound up in cynical readings of things, there are a few things you can take at face value even in a work like this.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If it wasn't literally the most famous work of revolutionary propaganda in history I might be able to see things your way.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                curious what you think the propaganda is for given that the revolutionaries are mostly portrayed as complete and total morons

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he's an autistic fricking psycho who became a parole officer
          So he's pretty much the average wannabe that ends up becoming a parole officer?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He hasn't met the hood nogs who had the sense to join the most successful gangs in the US, the police

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dude like 50% of Les Mis is a character study of how deeply fricking nuts Javert is
          >Because of his mother's occupation and the book's statement that he belonged to a "gypsy race" or "vagabond order" (French: race bohème), it has been hypothesized that he was intended to be ethnically Romani.

          Well that explains everything, he's constantly fighting his racially-ingrained need to steal wallets and it's driving him insane.

          If it wasn't literally the most famous work of revolutionary propaganda in history I might be able to see things your way.

          This, the June Rebellion was a proto-Bolshevik chimpout

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Great post, actually laughed at the Romani bit. Maybe that's it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes anon, you can directly compare modern american parole officers with ones from revolutionary france

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I watched it for the first time a few months ago and I was obsessed with it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a great book that holds up today

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read the book first

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And then don't watch any of the movies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch one of the good versions, not the shitty Russel Crow one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw the play on Broadway and it was really good. The movie was okay but kind of disappointing in comparison.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Musicals are always worth your time no matter how moronic they are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no it's french liberal propaganda

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How is it lib propaganda? It's a story about a man whose life gets turned around by the kindness of a priest who then lives his life doing good deeds despite being hounded by the state for a petty crime decades ago.

        Javert clearly is supposed to represent Pharisaical legalism, whereas Jean Valjean represents grace. The crushed rebellion represents the emptiness of the promises for paradise in this life. The story literally ends with Jean Valjean praying and being led to heaven and then the cast sings what is essentially a hymn taken from Isiah 2.

        Do you hear the people sing?
        Lost in the valley of the night
        It is the music of a people
        Who are climbing to the light

        For the wretched of the Earth
        There is a flame that never dies
        Even the darkest night will end
        And the sun will rise

        They will live again in freedom
        In the garden of the Lord
        They will walk behind the ploughshare
        They will put away the sword

        The chain will be broken
        And all men will have their reward

        Will you join in our crusade?
        Who will be strong and stand with me?
        Somewhere beyond the barricade
        Is there a world you long to see?

        Do you hear the people sing?
        Say, do you hear the distant drums?
        It is the future that they bring
        When tomorrow comes!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Free marketism and richgay worship have become such a central pillar of "conservatism" that they have displaced Christian values. It's lib because it shows poor people being oppressed and decrying injustice. Sadly, people who consider themselves conservatives no longer read the lives of the saints, they read Elon Musk's biography and Atlas Shrugged.

          Unfortunately, the Bible is not at all uncertain about what awaits them.

          James 5

          Come now, you rich people, weep and howl for your miseries which are coming upon you. Your riches have rotted and your garments have become moth-eaten. Your gold and your silver have corroded, and their corrosion will serve as a testimony against you and will consume your flesh like fire. It is in the last days that you have stored up your treasure! Behold, the pay of the laborers who mowed your fields, and which has been withheld by you, cries out against you; and the outcry of those who did the harvesting has reached the ears of the Lord of hosts.

          Now being a business owner and throwing scraps to a conservative cause is justice. Saint Augustine, Saint Bonneventure, Saint Bernard of Clairvaux — all those guys who threw away their vast wealth to live in poverty — they were just cucks. Being poor is gross. They slept on the streets. Disgusting

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its liberal in the sense that it believes all men are at hearth good and its the system that is arbitrary and evil and makes them criminals. Rather then there just being evil men.

          Its the same logic why they dont enforce theft under $1000. Those people believe its the system at fault, not the thief.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It doesnt imply that at all and is the whole reason the foil of theThénardiers exist . We do what we must to survive, by grace or catching the dead as they fall

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It has actually evil, total scum characters. The innkeeper and his wife are cast on a solely negative light.

            This is your brain on the culture war, traditional values become "lib."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a rare Christian movie that isn't hackneyed and sanitized to the point where it becomes pure schlock. It's a good musical.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a gay or a theater kid and I hate the overwhelming majority of musicals but I love this movie. Just don't tell anyone. Absolutely worth it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also not a gay or theater kid but this movie was pretty fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but it's so damn sad

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    L O L

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOW PRISONER 240604060451...YOU'RE NO ONE. LUUUL

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TWO FORT

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like the book, but all the movies are shitty musicals. Hate it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Liam Neeson version isn't a musical.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET ME A SANDWICH

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANON at last we see each other plain
    Monsieur le mare you'll wear a different chai--ain

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Monsieur le mare

      [...]

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know I looked up the correct spelling and everything- I just forgot to change it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Before you say another word, Janny,
      Before you ban me from the board again,
      Listen to me, there is something I must do!

      This other poster is talking shit
      There is none but me who can prove him wrong
      In mercy's name, one post is all I need!

      Then I'll leave, I pledge my word
      Then I'll leave

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must think me mad!
        I've hunted you across the threads,
        Anons like you can never change!
        Anons such as you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        rofl, 10/10

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You seem lost, this is the thread about a French musical.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Does it imply anywhere that Javert was a veteran of the invasion though?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    NOW ANON 61104364 YOUR BAN'S BEGUN
    YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YES
      I’LL POST ON /misc/

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just remember to look down, look down, don't look them in the eye.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A T-90 TURRET ON THE ROOF?
    Strange, some might say.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >“A blessing for monke? Of course! May God bless and keep monke… far away from us!”

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >19th century liberal nationalist revolutions bad because.... something something fricking liberals, something something absolutism appeals to my autism
    State of some people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More people were killed by the Committee of Public Safety in the 325 days of the Reign of Terror than the Ancien Régime had in the previous 325 years.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The killing will continue until all traces of wrongthink are obliterated and its very foundations buried and forgotten. Man, Marat would have loved this social media age and all its outrage.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They deserved it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Jacobins were acktchyually a good thing guise
      lmao frick off

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/drdum7b.png

        The killing will continue until all traces of wrongthink are obliterated and its very foundations buried and forgotten. Man, Marat would have loved this social media age and all its outrage.

        The irony of Jacobins wanking to Jean Valjean representing the oppressed man when he is in fact, literally a victim of the repression that the Jacobins themselves instituted.

        He's paroled after 19 years in 1815, shortly before or after the collapse of the French Empire and the end of the Napoleonic Wars, meaning that he was convicted and sentenced sometime around 1796, four years into the reign of the First Republic. No doubt the poverty that drove him to crime in the first place was the result of the First Republic's misrule and his exceedingly harsh sentence typical of the arbitrary tyranny doled out by the French courts under the Committee of Public Safety. Furthermore, his servitude (essentially amounting to slavery) was maintained and exploited to enable the French Republic's wars of aggression abroad. He was kept a slave so Napoleon could wage his bloody wars of conquest in Spain, Portugal, Egypt, and a dozen other places.

        I really really wish the next generation of Javelins is named as Javerts. Think about it, the dedication to find its target is absolute, maybe the missle can have a little stereo that blasts "PRISONER 24601" right before blowing up.

        >Think about it, the dedication to find its target is absolute, maybe the missle can have a little stereo that blasts "PRISONER 24601" right before blowing up.

        As funny as that sounds, the irony of it might be lost on Ivan.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I mean Im always grateful for them helping us during the ACW but Jesus Christ the French were stupidly blood thirsty, and I say that as an American

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Im always grateful for them helping us during the ACW

            I'm gonna take it that you mean the American Revolution War and not the American Civil War

            >but Jesus Christ the French were stupidly blood thirsty, and I say that as an American

            And most of the Founding Fathers, with the exception of Thomas Jefferson, were wholeheartedly in agreement with you by the turn of the century. They saw how it degenerated into a Jacobinist junta over the course of the 1790s and were horrified by it. Hence the XYZ and Citizen Genêt Affairs, and the American policy of defensive neutrality during the wars that followed.

            John Adams warned in Discourses on Davila in 1790 that the French Revolution was doomed to become a repeat of the French Wars of Religion from two centuries earlier and was largely ignored. His prediction wasn't far off, for the War in the Vendée broke out a mere three years later and was waged with virtually identical tactics such as ethnic cleansing and the wholesale mass murder of entire communities.

            The one holdout was Thomas Jefferson who went as far as to applaud Louis XVI's execution and continued supporting the Revolution even at the height of the Reign of Terror. It took Napoleon Bonaparte's ascension as Emperor to finally force him to repudiate French bloodletting.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The Gauls were stupidly blood thirsty
            it makes more sense when you look at it that way

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really really wish the next generation of Javelins is named as Javerts. Think about it, the dedication to find its target is absolute, maybe the missle can have a little stereo that blasts "PRISONER 24601" right before blowing up.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    An evil nun. Yes, 666.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until he's alone somewhere. Shoot or stab him in the back. Leave town. There's literally no way to ever find a criminal unless someone recognises you or accuses you for no reason.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awful lot of people just using this thread to shit on the book here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah because you can't have a good conversation on PrepHole anymore.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is that?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          same reason /k/ has so many ukraine threads
          same reason PrepHole, and /m/ suck now.
          Low quality posting is rampant on this website.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would steal a loaf of bread because my sister's child is a child of death.

    Also he gave me a gun so that makes it pretty easy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, you'll starve again!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOL

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless he learns the meaning of the law!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also he gave me a gun
      No.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHORUS:
    Scroll down, scroll down,
    Don't ever say goodbye,
    Scroll down, scroll down,
    You're here until you die

    JANITOR:
    Now anon 24601
    Your thread is 404'd
    And you have work to do
    You know what that means

    ANON:
    Yes, it means I'm free

    JANITOR:
    No!
    Go back to the catalog and click again
    This act of shame you'll know until you die
    It warns you're a wasted man

    ANON:
    I saw an epic fail guy meme
    My friends on Skype though it was cool
    And I was browsing

    JANITOR:
    You will browse again
    Until you learn the meaningless of the boards

    ANON:
    I know the meaningless of these 19 years
    A poster on the boards

    JANITOR:
    Five years posting on /b/
    The rest on /k/, PrepHole, and /tg/,
    Yes, anon 24601

    ANON:
    My name was XxX_fluffykitte3h_XxX

    JANITOR:
    And I am Janitor
    Do not forget my name!
    Do not forget me
    24601

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job, Anon. Good job.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anons want other revolutionary french /k/ino then watch Danton by Andrezej Wajda. its basically a biopic of Danton( who spearheaded the revolution but was executed for trying to stop the terror) written by some Polish anti-commie soldiaritybros

      >Danton's height was colossal, his make athletic, his features strongly marked, coarse, and displeasing; his voice shook the domes of the halls

      he was basically a massive ugly creatura with a 10 in charisma.

      3 DAYS FOR FOR YOUR POST
      THE REST BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO EVADE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >who spearheaded the revolution but was executed for trying to stop the terror

        “Like Saturn, the Revolution devours its children.”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      excellently done

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      breddy gud

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    get out of my head
    get out of my head
    get out of my head

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A set of in-order parole papers.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play dumb and pretend that I have no idea who he's talking about.

    What's he gonna do? Demand my fingerprints?

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a decade-old DaThings ytp is the last thing I expected to see on /k/

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I tried to watch it last night and I hated it to the point of giving up on it shortly after whats-her-face starts whoring herself out.
    I just don't really like films where everyone feels the need to belt into a song for the smallest thing.
    Watched Cocaine Bear instead, it was ok.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like cocaine bear and a musical are aimed at different types of people anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't like musicals
      >Watched a musical
      >Didn't like it
      Who could have predicted that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know it was a musical when I started! I don't understand the appeal of them, never have.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    STARS

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take me back bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unrelated but I swear there was a techno/electronic remix of Phantom of the Opera and it sounded fricking GOOD.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >techno/electronic remix of Phantom of the Opera
        There is, from '94:

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Posted too quick, sorry, this is a better copy of it, less noisy:

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Posted too quick, sorry, this is a better copy of it, less noisy:

          I don't think that was the version I was thinking of but thanks for introducing me to a new Trance song, anon. Have some electronic music at random:

          I was also going to link "no shit to do" by Dimitri Overdrive but it's just fricking GONE from youtube. I guess it at least lives on in the Thunderdome 96 uploads, albeit a short as hell version.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Posted too quick, sorry, this is a better copy of it, less noisy:

          [...]
          I don't think that was the version I was thinking of but thanks for introducing me to a new Trance song, anon. Have some electronic music at random:

          I was also going to link "no shit to do" by Dimitri Overdrive but it's just fricking GONE from youtube. I guess it at least lives on in the Thunderdome 96 uploads, albeit a short as hell version.

          Okay yeah I checked an old phone and it appears it was made unlisted and made private. RIP literally only available copy of No Shit To Do online from 2015. =(

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That part around 1:40 with the "who" "I don't know" "who" bit reminds me of Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory for some reason. I guess it's just Dathings' style but something about the repetition and editing style feels a lot like some part in this.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inform him that I'm a dangerous nun
    >yes 666

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET me A SANDWICH
    *NOM NOM NOM*
    I stole the bread
    DIE
    *gunshot*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How come JoJvert gets his sandwich but not Cartlon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick this thread has me going down a rabbithole of old YTPs. I can't believe the first one is TWENTY MINUTES long; I don't remember it ever being that long. And every now and then that "NO!" pops in my head randomly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Carlton kept asking people more powerful than him to make him a sandwich, like his dad and G, thus his request backfired and he was turned into a sandwich. Meanwhile Jojvert ordered Joj ValJoj, a "no one", to get him a sandwich. But even that backfired, since the bread was stolen. Thus, Jojvert flew into a murderous rage and killed Joj ValJoj.
        Sandwiches in YTPs are cursed things.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick this thread has me going down a rabbithole of old YTPs. I can't believe the first one is TWENTY MINUTES long; I don't remember it ever being that long. And every now and then that "NO!" pops in my head randomly.

        Carlton kept asking people more powerful than him to make him a sandwich, like his dad and G, thus his request backfired and he was turned into a sandwich. Meanwhile Jojvert ordered Joj ValJoj, a "no one", to get him a sandwich. But even that backfired, since the bread was stolen. Thus, Jojvert flew into a murderous rage and killed Joj ValJoj.
        Sandwiches in YTPs are cursed things.

        The YTP's predicted it, and La Creatividad's hints towards it are all but sure. The MGS3 "remake" will most likely release on September 1st to commemorate the 9th anniversary of MGSV. Afterwards, Konami has great plans for the franchise. After releasing metal gear triangle this year, they will finish development on their greatest work yet. Metal Gear Solid 6, alternately 1862 or 24601, will be based in part on Les Miserables. They knew in 2015 firing a star developer like Kojima would cause problems for the series--Survive released to disastrous reviews and would've been total kino under Kojima. But that's why they did it, to 'kill off' Metal Gear to revive it later. I'm afraid it's been nine years since any significant action in terms of games released, and the fans have gone underground modding V or migrating to Death Stranding. So of course, Delta will be a spiritual sequel to the immersive sims of old to bring in the fans it needs. Warren Spector has been brought in as the new director for the game. JoJvert will almost certainly be an antagonist, perhaps the final boss, while the entire support cast is replaced by that of Fesh Pince's. Phillip is Major Zero, Paramedic is Ashley, and Sigint is replaced by Carlton, who you can also deploy as instead as a reward for finding the sandwich and completing the game with it in your inventory, uneaten and unspoiled. Besides normal play, Carlton will be able to use the SHISH SHISH SHISH blasts he used on Will in the kitchen.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My sister’s child was cloaked

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    EeeEEeeeRREEeee

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Musicals can be bretty good, you should give it another shot with a good one.
    Chicago, the Producers, Book of Mormon are great
    Anything with good dance can be pretty mesmerizing
    I say expand your palette.
    >t. hetero

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like Little Shop of Horrors, Jesus Christ Superstar, and Guys and Dolls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most musicals especially major ones aren't gay at all. The only ones that will mark you as being kissed by other guys is stuff like Ride the Cyclone or Rocky Horror (although the latter is ok if you watch it with your GF. also it has 70s breasts and bush in it)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rocky Horror was awful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's easy to think it's gay since theatre people always have that reputation, but honestly musicals can be fun and even sexy, I watched Hamilton live and the form fitting outfits on the women made me hard.
      I'm following Epic the Musical right now and it's pretty good, a bit annoyed since only 4 out of the planned 9 sagas have been released but the previews of the other sagas at least give me hope quality won't lower.

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      ?si=8m98SnAZaavUqe9C

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd create a Javersion and run away

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Best Defense Against Jajvert
    Not stealing bread I would have thought was effective?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What else can you do if your sister's child is a child of death?

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The book is so maximalist it defaults into greatness, regardless what I think of the characters/plot
    >alright let's leave the plot for a moment, this is five chapters on the battle of wellington
    >and now we're going to look into the life of a nunnery in painstaking detail
    >no I'm not cutting any of this out go frick yourself we're talking about 19th century parisian thief slang

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sounds a lot like Moby Dick
      >okay so the plot advanced a little (no homo)
      >time for 5 chapters of cool whale facts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a Neal Stephenson novel but historical instead of future

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homie should've just moved into Africa to get away from Javert. He's not gonna look for him Algeria or Morocco.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >moving to Africa in the early 19th Century

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was the right time to get plots of land in Algeria

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what cope someone as aggressively legalistic as Javert came up with to justify continuing to work as a police officer as regimes in France changed (he presumably became a police officer during the Revolutionary period, and continued his career through Napoleon's seizure of power, the overthrow of Napoleon and reinstatement of the Bourbons, and then and then the overthrowing of Charles X in the July Revolution).

    Are coups and revolutions not the ultimate form of unlawful activity after all?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Will I be arrested? No
      >Am I still getting paid? Yes
      >Conclusion: not my problem LOL

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him I'm Nyysht van JaaJ and that my sister's child was cloak'd

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