Best anti shitbull weapon

What the best anti shitbull weapon to carry?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your hands. Stop being weak.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try not to blubber like a baby when your pitbaby gets shot for being a loose aggressive dog.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks I am shitbull owner
        Lol, lmao even. Use your hands and bodyslam him. Unless you're a twig.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather reduce my chances of getting bit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Any gun

          There's videos of horses lifting up shitbulls and bodyslaming them with no success.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no success
            No the horses succeed in killing or disabling them. Pits are just retarded and don’t know when to stop. You’re not one of the retards that thinks a 50-60lb dog is invincible are you?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am a twig. Are guns fair game now?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          T. Has never been attacked by a dog
          I'm missing a chunk of my left cheek because of a pit
          Once the dog latches on, you have NO fucking clue what is going on
          Best thing to do is ventilate it before it gets the chance

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Picture? How bad is it?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Someone mentions a dog attack that left them disfigured
              >anon IMMEDIATELY asks for ass pics
              fun stuff.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >says cheek
                >immediately think of man ass rather than a face
                Never change PrepHole

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            skill issue

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            KWAB

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Op here, i live in europoorland

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dog spray, but it's going to depend on your country

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that dosent kill it

        https://i.imgur.com/u06ZIas.jpg

        You Euros invented a round specifically for this purpose decades ago

        Gun. What are you, a pussy?

        Any gun

        There's videos of horses lifting up shitbulls and bodyslaming them with no success.

        .22LR

        i am no guns europoor

        >Op here, i live in europoorland
        what kinds of weapons can you carry in your shithole non-free country?

        no wepons are allowed and there are no self defense laws, but shitbullls are animals so can kill them in self defense

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i am no guns europoor
          In that case, a sharp knife, learn enough anatomy to know which part of the shitbull's neck to stab through.

          Or xylitol for known problems that the town refuses to deal with.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You Euros invented a round specifically for this purpose decades ago

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man I love old cartridge development. All kinds of weird and hyper niche bullshit, not like today where everyone wants to use 9mm on everything

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess an upside to caliber consolidation is that people are training and shooting more.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're funny anon, ever try stand up?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Op here, i live in europoorland
      what kinds of weapons can you carry in your shithole non-free country?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that dosent kill it
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      i am no guns europoor
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      no wepons are allowed and there are no self defense laws, but shitbullls are animals so can kill them in self defense

      >Help I live in EU and have a pitbull problem
      Give your local muslim youths 50€ and tell them to go kill it. Brownoids have no sense of empathy towards dogs.

      t. Roach

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i want to protect my self from a wild shitbull mauling my face or even killing me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do everything in your power to kill the dog

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its easier to kill a shitbull with a weapon

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's nice, dear

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keep that Abe Annihilator on you at all times.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Muslim boys have weaker bones than black women and pitbulls can easily break your arm with their jaws

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that kinda depends on which race of muslims you pick. Most Iranian men have that "twink" bodytype as you westerners call it, not ideal.

          >no success
          No the horses succeed in killing or disabling them. Pits are just retarded and don’t know when to stop. You’re not one of the retards that thinks a 50-60lb dog is invincible are you?

          For best results, get Kurds. Those fuckers always come in packs of 10-11 men and fight like a hive mind.

          t. Roach

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is actually a genius strat.

        Muslim boys have weaker bones than black women and pitbulls can easily break your arm with their jaws

        What’s the downside? Muzzies kill the pit, it’s a win. Muzzies get disfigured by the pit, it’s a win, and then dog likely still dies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Any type of knife will do, but one with prominent finger grooves and even a guard are preferable, to prevent slipping if you’re forced to stab an attacking dog. A fixed blade is preferable, if you have the ability to carry one. Even a kitchen knife or boxcutter is better than nothing. The goal is to injure the dog until it stops the attack, or forcibly stop the attack yourself. Be sure to keep the knife sharp and well maintained. A strop is often enough for most people, but if you have a kitchen whetstone, you can get an extremely sharp edge on your knife.
      >Assuming someone else is being attacked, get on top of the dog, and stab its throat as deeply as you can. If it’s still attacking, stab it until it stops. When stabbing, aim for the weaker areas of the dog. The neck, lower chest, and gut are all good targets.
      >When being attacked, don’t use the knife until you’re on the ground. Knives are short, trying to attack a dog while standing means you have to lean down and overextend yourself. Have the knife out, and slowly walk backwards away from the dog(s). Keep facing them, and only use the knife if they jump up. If you get dragged down onto the ground, keep the dogs off of your arms, face, and neck at all costs. Give them your feet if necessary. Stab whenever you can.
      >Aim for the eyes and neck. Avoid the forehead, which is very thick. If multiple dogs are attacking, don’t let yourself focus on only one of them. If they start to back off and you're not injured, go on the attack, to fully scare them away. If you manage to grab one, remember the pitbull’s only method of attack is their mouth, and your size means a single one can be easily pinned. Pin it on it’s back to render its legs useless, and stab it’s chest, avoiding the breastbone and ribs. Treat it like a snake, never have it in a position where you can get bit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Any type of knife will do, but
        A knife on a stick would be better if you can figure a way to legally carry it. A spear or sharp-pointed stick to keep the beast from biting, and stab from a safe distance. And swing it around to keep away the one sneaking up behind you.
        t. old meter reader.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          legally is one thing, but without looking like a retard is another

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /k/omrade, you don't need a weapon for shitbulls, you have free health care. You don't need to protect yourself because your socialist government will take care of you. Guns are for those evil, fascist, capitalist, imperialist amerifat cowboys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ball peen hammer or a hatchet. You could stab it with a sharpened trowel as well.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled up newspaper and a firm shouting of the words "NO! Stop! Bad Dog!"

    Works 100% of the time without fail

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rolled up newspaper and a firm shouting of the words "NO! Stop! Bad Dog!"
      >Works 100% of the time without fail
      This.
      Have never met a dog that didn't obey me.
      Some people just command no authority, and will get attacked and mauled by a fucking chihuahua.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12ga magnum slug, apply directly to the dogs head

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This thread again
    THE SAME WEAPONS THAT PEOPLE ALREADY CARRY FOR PEOPLE WILL WORK ON DOGS TOO.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it won't, aren't you aware pitbull anatomy is wildly different from any other terrestrial mammal? They look more like alligators when you rip them open more than anything else and their skin has been found to contain naturally formed aramid fibers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll show you a terrestrial mammal.
        *fucks your tight ass*

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >posts retard lore
        So pitbulls are at the same time completely useless dogs, vicious killers, while having xenomorph levels of durability while giving up at the first sign of violence?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, absolutely. This is common knowledge bestowed upon me during a Datura trip. If you don't believe me, feel free to use your pathetic 9mm on one of them, meanwhile I have my entire neighborhood pre-sighted with artillery in case of shitbulls

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >while giving up at the first sign of violence?
          they definitely don't do this
          they will go until they are destroyed, literally

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >zip line
            >prey drive
            >Reddit
            Oh so you're a retard.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shitbulls are a different breed. One attacked my old dog when he was a puppy, just wandered over and grabbed his face with 0 provoking. I was kicking its ribs while my uncle had a lighter to its nose and it barely let go. My dog was perma scarred by it and had a lifelong hatred of shitbulls to the point he would attack any shitbull on sight but was fine with any other breed.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is not a true story.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Im his uncle it happened

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t.shitbull owner
                believe me or dont but brown shitbull owning hands typed your post

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except I'm white and don't own any dogs.
                No amount of attacking other people will make your lie less of a lie.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You dont have to believe me, just like I dont have to believe you're white

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron hands have typed this post.

                Posts like this mystify me.
                The vast majority of PrepHole is white males, why predispose yourself on an unlikelihood?

                Give me like 10 minutes to eat my noodles and then I'll post a white arm and y'all can, as the kids say, cope and seethe.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Give me like 10 minutes to eat my noodles and then I'll post a white arm and y'all can, as the kids say, cope and seethe.
                No need to, Dayquandrius.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that all the corner store had JaMarkus?

                How Embarrassing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that all the corner store had JaMarkus?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron hands have typed this post.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the dog. Still mad at shitbulls

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          xenomorph levels of durability would assist in being a vicious killer which would in fact make a dog useless. unless you need a dog for dogfighting or for protecting your traphouse/meth lab

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gun. What are you, a pussy?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Food.

    T. Raised multiple Pitbull

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if there aren't any toddlers around at the time? I can't carry them around everywhere I go.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just show the dog your penis.
        It'll assume you're a toddler.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I walk around with a gun not food for your shitbulls

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try the xylitol meatballs. Seriously, that kills them dead.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't go outside so it doesn't matter.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I cant defend myself against a 40lb dog.
    Just end it bro.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Dude?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LEGALIZE BOAR SPEARS

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goodbull

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .22LR

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats with the spamming of all these low-quality threads today.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ziggers got an air base blown up by cardboard drones

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why these pit threads are sometimes spammed?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >carry around a boar spear
      >get arrested by the police

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright I like your style, I'll drive the motorcycle and you ride back to back with me spearing aggressive pitbulls.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's that?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if morons carried teacup chihuahuas in their sagging trousers you'd all be seething about how vicious they are

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chihuahuas ARE vicious little cunts, anon. It's only because they weigh like, 2 pounds soaking wet that nobody gives a shit about their awful attitudes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Chihuahuas ARE vicious little cunts, anon.
        guaranteed you've only been barked at from afar. get within 10 feet and it will piss itself and collapse or passive-aggressively growl at you like a fat chick

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, chihuahuas were designed to annoy people to death.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But they are vicious though, if they were any heavier than a small New York rat they'd be an absolute menace to society and everyone would call for their immediate culling and banning of further breeding. You clearly havent shared more same zip code as one or you'd know that. Fuck every dog that isn't either a labradoodle or a basset hound, bloodhounds are also okay I guess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chihuahas aren't leading dog fatality statistics; besides, plenty of pitbull attacks occur completely unconnected to the socioeconomic factors crowd, resulting from owners not taking proper precautions due to being either unable to recognize aggression, or unwilling to accept that their dog is even capable of violence.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just dig out their eyes with your fingers if one ever latches on to you

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    High powered IR laser. Just burn their eyes. Make it an inner city hunting activity. Blinding stray or loose shitbulls.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its hard to aim

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Put it on a handguard rail and have it with a red dot. Not really that hard. Small and compact.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats violates the geneva convention

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Geneva convention doesn't apply to pibbles or internal security, which is why police can use jacketed hollow points.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP, dogs are pack animals, your best defense is to EDC an entire pack of you own pittbulls so that they can overwhelm the assailant or recruit it into your pack.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Semi auto 12 gauge, 3 1/2" magnum #4 buck
    >Special effect weapon
    Drain cleaner

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Op here, i live in europoorland
    Eastern Europe? Because I always assumed the shitbull problem was confined to the ghetto or anywhere south of Mason-Dixie. I've never seen an unleashed, aggressive pitbull wandering about it my life. People here in New England look after their animals.
    Worrying about street dogs sounds like a third world problem to me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Worrying about street dogs sounds like a third world problem to me.
      I hate to be the one to tell you this, Anon, but the shitbull virus has even spread to Japan. Here's a nip pitmommy if you don't believe me.

      ?si=LwRs59JG-Tob9LHA

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the shitbull virus has even spread to Japan
        Taiwan banned them a few years ago after an attack. They decided to get ahead of the problem. Mandatory sterilization of the dogs, mandatory wear-a-muzzle, and if the dog attacks someone then the owner is financially ruined.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe Japan's hoping the pitts will help fix the pension system

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Remington still made pic related.
    You could get a kangal. They'll guard you and are actually good dogs.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Handgun, pretty much any caliber but 9mm is a good baseline. Even a .22LR could kill them but you'd need a CNS hit on the dog.

    If you have a neighborhood pitbull problem, 15g of xylitol will kill an average pitbull from liver failure after 2-3 days. Mix it into a meatball or something and toss it over the fence. Available in most "healthfood" stores, it's a sugar substitute for diabetics and fatties.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A big stick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      Well fuck, some gay janny must have blocked the video of the guy on top of a car whomping multiple attacking pitbulls to death with a 2x4. I keep getting "upload failed" every time I try to upload it. Trying again with an edited version.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah don't fuck around go for the skull and use something that'll rattle it. This dude did it right, he would have been killed if he didn't do them like that.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fuck off, I got work to do

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    almost forgot about this HERO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did he do?

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