BERETTA CHEETAH 80X

THE BEST .380 PISTOL EVER MADE!!!

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$1,000
    Doooooooood

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >basic bitch beretta features
      >no threaded barrel
      Dooooooooooooooooooood

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No threaded barrel is the deal breaker. All guns should have threaded barrels for the sake of compatibility with suppressors and compensators.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >All guns should have threaded barrels for the sake of compatibility with suppressors and compensators.

          Please shut the fuck up. My carry gun doesn't need a red dot. My carry gun doesn't need compensator. My carry gun doesn't need a weapon light.

          It just needs to be small, light, and shoot reliably inside of 10 yards. That's it. Enough with all of these ridiculous "requirements".

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >need a red dot
            Correct. A RDS just adds bulk to your gun. It's a snag hazard during draw and you don't need them for most self defense senarios. People can shoot pretty far with pistol irons, too.

            >doesn't need compensator
            It DOES need a threaded barrel, though, so you can put on a suppressor when you need to be quiet. Ideally, you carry a detached suppressor separately with your CCW. A micro compensator is just a thread protector for when you aren't using the suppressor.

            >doesn't need a weapon light.
            Depends entirely on the time of day you are carrying the gun. Personally I'd rather carry a separate light that I can use without pointing a gun at people.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >rather carry a separate light
              Such a shame you have to choose.
              Maybe if you weren't carrying that suppressor around everywhere, you could have a flashlight AND have a light on the gun?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hold a light and a gun at the same time. It's actually better than a fixed light on the pistol, because you can point the light at potential threats without committing aggravated assault and going to jail for 7 years.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How do you open a door?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you slap it with your thick veiny cock and it opens on its own. what are you some sort of dicklet?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >so you can put on a suppressor when you need to be quiet
              hypothetically speaking could you elaborate on a scenario of such situation purely hypothetically speaking?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some guy banned you from his twitch stream because you said the n word in chat. You bought a VPN, then found someone in a shady discord who's willing to dox this streamer in exchange for 400 doge coins. You case their house with google maps, crowbar the back door during one of their late night streams and force them to say the n word on stream repeatedly, until their stream gets auto banned by Twitch's censor bot.

                The suppressor in this instance shows that you mean business. It tells them that you were willing to go all the way to this point and you've prepared to go one step further if they don't do what you want.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fair enough
                but that's not what people buy .380 pocket guns for
                so you still failed to defend the original claim that _every_ pistol needs a threaded barrel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but that's not what people buy .380 pocket guns for
                .380 is naturally subsonic which automatically makes it a good suppressor host.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                .380's are also often straight blowback, fixed barrels, which isnt great for sound suppression, however it does allow you to hold on to the can as if it were a grip if you wanted to,or bumping/pushing the can into something while firing wont cause malfunction.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wood grips always bring out the SOVL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Beautiful setup.

                But yeah the higher % of straight blowback is a lot of the reason people have lower opinions of 380 (though fixed barrel is good not bad for suppression, also means no need for piston).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hough fixed barrel is good not bad for suppression
                I heard straight blowback was bad for it, but wasnt sure why, if its actually good then obv i love 380's even more now. It alongside makarov are about as much power as you can practically get out of blowback pistol, i like them for being simple, reliable and accurate.
                Coming with a threaded barrel though i really think they should have a slidelock too, the kind that lets you fire without cycling the gun, for when you really want to be quiet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Straight blowback not good but fixed barrel has no inherent connection to that. Maxim 9 for thread example is fixed barrel gas delayed blowback.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >straight blowback, fixed barrels, which isnt great for sound suppression
                Wouldn't a fixed barrel be superior, if anything? It's one less moving part.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do bersa pistols suppress well?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that _every_ pistol needs a threaded barrel
                nta but another suppressor anon, and I think it's about price anon that's it. I would argue that pretty much every modern semiauto defense pistol that's $900 or more SHOULD have one, even if it's not "needed", in the same way they should have nice triggers at that price even though you can do perfectly fine with some heavy trigger as far as basic defense. It's simply not much of an ask at that point anon. There is a huge (and in fact far far far bigger) market for more reasonably priced non-gucci pistols and that's fine, people can have a barrel threaded or modify triggers or whatever else at that point and still end up with something cheaper. But if someone is buying a NICE pistol in 2023 I feel like those should all be gimmes from the factory, along with quality materials etc.

                Although also, "modern semiauto defense" used deliberately, I have no problem with fancy new makes of historic models and revolvers and so on. Some of those may specifically be going for a more classic look/feel and that's fine too. But a modern semiauto defense focused brand new gun at gucci pricing should be ready for other accessories imo. Not a total deal breaker but I do think it's kind of lazy not to and worthy of criticism.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like the cut of this guy's jib.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hello True Crime Garage

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                high quality post

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This actually seems quite reasonable. I am now shopping for a pocket carry gun with threaded barrel. Any recommendations?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Obrez

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My carry gun needs a suppressor. If you want to suffer permanent hearing loss just because you needed to defend yourself that's your own business but you're a raging gay to insist others be equally retarded.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok cool now wait until a viable suppressor for carry is available. If you're so butthurt over factory guns not coming pre threaded you obviously cant afford a suppressor for it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ok cool now wait until a viable suppressor for carry is available
                For 9mm aurora 2 is 3.5" long and viable for carry, for 380 dunno but if it can be done for 9mm probably something for 380.
                >If you're so butthurt over factory guns not coming pre threaded you obviously cant afford a suppressor for it.
                Imagine sucking baretta corp dick so hard you will excuse having to do extra bullshit on a $1k gun.

                And my normal EDC is an open carried Maxim 9 in a shoulder holster. I also have a Hyperion for my br. I have no problem with paying decent change for good items, and I also am fine excusing cheaper stuff that is also not fancy. But IF something costs a lot, then part of what should be getting paid for is minimal bs. If a $250-400 saturday night special doesn't come with threading or cut slide or whatever sure understandable, and likely buyers don't care. If a $1k+ gun doesn't that is laziness/greed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And my normal EDC is an open carried Maxim 9 in a shoulder holster.

                kek nice troll Anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely based, do you carry in the short config or the full config?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Absolutely based, do you carry in the short config or the full config?
                Full. It's cool it can go shorter, but it's a sizable hg regardless (though actually compact for HG+can I guess) and an extra inch or whatever doesn't really change the (lack of) CC factor imo, so might as well just get full suppression out of it. Balance is also really nice, it's a great gun to shoot. Pity they stopped production, wish I'd grabbed like 3 of them when they were $900 instead of just the one.

                The real ideal next step per this thread would be the same basic design (maybe these days with 3D print improvements on top) but in 380 and thus significant smaller. That'd be a rad addition. But probably will never happen so long as suppressors are on the NFA. No matter how good they are, the market for integral guns seems to be too small.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/0sE2ALF.jpg

                oh shid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/0sE2ALF.jpg

                kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/d65hQjD.jpg

            >need a red dot
            Correct. A RDS just adds bulk to your gun. It's a snag hazard during draw and you don't need them for most self defense senarios. People can shoot pretty far with pistol irons, too.

            >doesn't need compensator
            It DOES need a threaded barrel, though, so you can put on a suppressor when you need to be quiet. Ideally, you carry a detached suppressor separately with your CCW. A micro compensator is just a thread protector for when you aren't using the suppressor.

            >doesn't need a weapon light.
            Depends entirely on the time of day you are carrying the gun. Personally I'd rather carry a separate light that I can use without pointing a gun at people.

            target acquisition is objectively faster with a red dot over irons, and that could very well make a difference in a self defense situation.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Look at target
              >see blurry irons over target
              >pull trigger
              how can it be any faster? More accurate yes, but not faster.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My carry gun needs a suppressor. If you want to suffer permanent hearing loss just because you needed to defend yourself that's your own business but you're a raging gay to insist others be equally retarded.

          https://i.imgur.com/0sE2ALF.jpg

          I understand why you would want a factory threaded barrel for a suppressor, given your concern about protecting your hearing. However, I think you should take a step back and look at how niche your personal desire is, and consider that instead of wanting all barrels to be threaded to satisfy your wishes, maybe it should be up to you to just hit the aftermarket.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats just the launch edition price
      regular is around 750

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >10g less material
        >$50 cheaper than a 92fs
        Amazing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's 200 dollars to much come on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At that price I’d just get a ppk/s and pretend I’m James fucking bond.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          .380 pk is dogshit.
          Sold mine and got a 32
          So much nicer, and never jams

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just dont like that reeves lawyer gay or his dyke boyfriend hop, simple as

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Hop an unironic nazi?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. He's a queer who cowered to the ATF because he's scard. Lil panzi bitch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. man with no career at risk

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too big to be as convenient as a micro
    What does it have one lcp max?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If cheetah counts as a micro then where do even smaller guns like the LCP fall

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want this? When there are 9mm compacts in similar or out right slimmer size in comparison, also with 15 round capacity where as the 80x has 13.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're a rich woman or geezer. Basically it's a fancy Shield EZ.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TFB
    no thanks

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First cars now guns are lose their soul
    What's next? Humans replaced with robots?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      owari da

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        push this a bit further and we can finally get robocop gun. plz

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like shit. Why does Beretta keep doing these shitty "modernized" designs?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The safety isn't a real safety? WTF why give it three positions if they dont fucking work Beretta?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surplus cheetahs are like 300 dollars, why would you ever buy this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I stopped watching/reading TFB in 2017 because all they do is shill. The "Guns not Politics" policy is in place at TFB to make it safe for advertisers and nothing else.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't shill, persay. They just follow the formula of most hobby magazines and talk about the things they review with enthusiasm. I mean why the fuck else are you watching if you aren't interested in the topic? Like, really, did you really think anyone would make a channel about guns if they hate guns? Who wants to watch that? Also Hop's reviews exists and his inability to express emotion should jive with you, if anything.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the fuck up, brassfacts. You bitch ass hapa.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I pass as white to like 99% of people even without sunglasses. Only asians can tell I'm part asian. It's like some 6th sense they have.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              brass facts always looks like some weird slav/mongolian to me. Like yul brynner or something with hair

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My moneys on flip or moron.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              99% my fucking ass. You look more like a chinaman than Elliot Rodgers.
              No I've been extensively on the West coast. Hapas here are an frequent (unfortunate) occurrence.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I've been extensively on the West coast
                Oh you poor thing. I guess you got used to all the liberals if I'm the one setting you off.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm the one setting you off.
                What?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What an incredibly unhinged YouTube comment.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >White people don't call me a chink so I pass as white
              LMAO you're delusional. Protip: whites pretending you're white and acting surprised and "interested" in your background is their PC way of being racist. Don't know why nonwhites don't pick up on it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, most people don't give a flying fuck about race at all. It's pretty monopolized by the deranged, broken, and ostracized.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Most people don't care about race
                Mate selection 100% proves this wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >One aspect of socialization is every aspect of socialization
                Interracial couples are also growing rapidly.
                Maybe I should rephrase to: No one with a modicum of intelligence and mental health gives a flying fuck about race, but some facial geometries may be considered more or less attractive, which is a cultural thing, like when obese women were considered attractive.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the majority from decades ago were retarded
                >the founding fathers were retarded
                You mean after decades of propaganda and internet psyops, less people care about race
                Also clearly race means everything to leftoids who constantly push for """equity""" and less whites everywhere
                Go back

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're broken, deranged, and need help.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Described a majority of your comrades there
                Stay on reddit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If you aren't a racist you're a commie
                Proving my point, get help, it's not too late. It's not normal to be so hateful or deeply unhappy that others are allowed to exist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ignores everything to circle back to bad faith "argument"
                Goodbye moron gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't even make an argument. You expect me to take it on faith that bigotry is somehow a good thing just because it used to be a thing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Goodbye my sweet prince. May your reddit posts be forever blessed with bountiful updoots.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well good thing blacks and browns don’t have a modicum of intelligence or mental health I guess.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They just follow the formula of most hobby magazines
          Except everyone back then rightfully derided gun magazine articles as being glorified advertisements which they basically were, and weren't ethical in the slightest.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Except that Patrick got roasted when TFB assigned him the job of shilling the RAS 47.

          Then Patrick pointed out that TFB was shilling the Honor Guard pistol even though it had a safety defect and then he was fired.

          Also, all of your gun publications and their "formula of enthusiasm" had to eat their hats when they all shilled the Colt All American 2000 as being the best thing ever in the early 1990's.

          TFB are shills.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're the real shill. The thing you're shilling is pessimism.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t.TFB

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Everything that I have told you is true and is the factual reason why I no longer have confidence in TFB as an organization. I'm not a big Patrick fan but go and look up the series of events that resulted in his ousting from TFB.

              https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/confirmed-honor-guard-pistol-not-drop-impact-safe/

              Shotgun News (now Firearm News) was also a big promoter of the Honor Guard pistol.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not true. I know because I've seen the videos myself and they're what I said they are, which is enthusiastic reviews of the guns. Patrick smacktick. I'm not hung up on something in the past.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is true and they are paid to be enthusiastic even if the product is unsafe as was demonstrated with TFB's promotion of both the RAS47 and Honor Guard pistol back in 2017.

                James Reeves at TFB seems to be a nice enough guy, but you only get his real opinion on something when he isnt being paid to promote it. For example, when James makes a video on his own volition about the AK47 just to meet his TFB TV video quota he makes it quite clear that he doesnt like the AK47 very much, but when he is (presumably) paid to tour the Zastava import facility in the USA where they do their 922(r) conversions, then all of a sudden James appreciates the AK47 and all of the work that goes into it.

                If you enjoy watching TFB TV or reading their blog then that is fine, just remember though that these people are paid to be excited about everything even if that excitement isnt justified.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Patrick, buddy, you're just an unlikeable person. You had less personality than a guy whose personality is not having one and somehow were less likeable than the rich kid who just straight up trash talked the audience.

            Honestly you look like shit too not hating.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked Hop better when he reviewed shitty PC games and budget handguns in .40S&W from the nineties. I don't give a fuck about generic AR-15 handguard nr869 or contemporary chink red dot nr263.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's like saying you preferred Perun back when he was making videos about Phoenix Point.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Weird 90s handguns that failed in the long run and budget games no one else will cover are a niche you can fill on youtube. If you pivot to AR parts and cheap optics you actually have competition. I know he also does night vision nowadays which I think is a good idea even if it doesn't interest me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Same, but I guess the gaming scene has become a bit more crowded as more channels pop up talking about obscure shovelware. Still wish he'd do more weird budget blasters, old scopes, and AWB oddities

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they come out with one that fixes the safety, removes the rails, and brings back the old grip shape.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop shilling your videos here, James.

    Every. Single. Video.

    >this gun fits entirely up my ass very comfortably.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best .380 pistol

    this isn't a high bar.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You posted the wrong picture my guy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >posts stock image because he doesn't actually own one, nor has he fired one. he just likes the way it looks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Get's mogged by obviously superior aesthetics
        >Y-you probably don't even have one!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based and truthpilled.

      >posts stock image because he doesn't actually own one, nor has he fired one. he just likes the way it looks.

      Lame and sour grapes pilled.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fucking KNEW the retards on here who asked for a modern full-size .380 would find a reason to not buy one if it was ever made. you losers don't want your dream gun, you just want to complain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James why does your brother keep embezzling taxpayers money?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Allegedly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this true?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But there's never been any shortage of compact-to-fullsize, metal frame, blowback .380s at any point in the past century.
      Most people asking for "fullsize .380" were really wanting a modern, short-recoil pistol, to do for the standard carry pistol what the P3AT and its clones did for the pocket pistol, and many would prefer it to be polymer-frame and striker-fired too.
      So the 80x is an answer to a question very few people were asking.

      That said, 90% of everybody who ever said "I wish they made X, I'd buy one" wouldn't actually buy one even if you made it to precisely embody their specific conception of X and put a cherry on top. So I'm sure you're not wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ask for a good full size .380
      >get a shitty remake of a classic gun
      I wonder why people wouldn't buy it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NEVER seen someone ask for that here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the fuck wants a full size hg in 380? That defeats the entire point. Full size just go 9mm. 380 is for making a microcompact pleasant.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who the fuck wants a full size hg in 380?
        >"comfy"
        >"light recoil"
        >"makes larperators seethe or some shit"

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did we go from this...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...to this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Sootch likes it, then I like it :^)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kIKN2H7.jpg

      ...to this?

      kekked audibly

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is brassfags such a smug gay compared to Hop? And I don't even like hop either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Copious amounts of ADHD meds, to be honest.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see it with wood grips before I totally write it off.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this have a decocker but the xi is single action only?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get out of here Pooh Bear.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're in the market for a .380 compact handgun, and don't get a Walther PPK, you're a gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buy overpriced meme gun
      No

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I own a benelli and I think you should stop self shilling

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also, this is probably the best .380 ever made. Am I going to carry this over a 9mm? Doubt it. Am I going to carry this over an LCP MAX if I'm running to the bodega for a sixer of rainbow can bud light, also no. I was a little disappointed when Beretta emailed me after the video ran to say that cocked and locked should NOT be done because they can't guarantee that the safety will work in that condition, gotta say. Even so, name a better .380. And don't say the Mustang either. Cool gun, doesn't work. Google it (the same place you guys who have never shot it but are pushing it found the pictures of it) https://www.shootingillustrated.com/content/this-mustang-won-t-run/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >name a better .380
      Sig p365-380.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is a good one. If you are going straight carry, that's a great option. I bet the Beretta would destroy it on the range but it's no contest for carrying. Not bad, anon.
        t. James

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The guns not politics motto started when the blog itself started probably 12 or 13 years ago. I've been at TFB for over 10 years now. We don't need to convince pro-gun viewers that they are right, we need anti- or gun-neutral viewers/readers to consider that they might not be. Also I'm too dumb to talk about politics.

    Its not about convincing anybody its about keeping people informed on the current gun law legal landscape. What we need is updates about the current gun control enviroment and info on who to support in order to thwart said gun control, but since TFB refuses to talk about "politics" in order to make their blog an advertiser safe space I have to go to The Truth About Guns in order to get all the latest updates on the legal front.

    If I want 400 articles on SHOT Show I go to TFB, if I want actual useful information I go to TTAG or anywhere else.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >He covered the RAS47 and he covered (favorably!) the Honor Guard line of pistols, which I wouldn't touch. So if Patrick is the basis of your criticisms, thank you for validating his termination (which I had no say in, btw, I was not an editor at the time).

    You actually just proved my point. Of course Patrick covered those products favorably, because that is what he was paid to do by TFB. The problems started, and Patrick got fired, when Patrick's conscience kicked in and he told everyone "Actually these products are garbage and TFB wouldn't let me tell you that."

    Again, I'm not a Patrick fan boy and I have no idea where he even is now, but he got railroaded by TFB for telling the truth even when the truth was harmful to the reputation of the product TFB is being paid to promote and TFB fired him for it.

    By the way, which editor are you (allegedly)?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how you act like you know the things you want to be true, which come from, of course, Patrick, but you don't know the things you do want to be true.
      Patrick basically did what he wanted to do in addition to what TFB asked him to do, so it's hard to separate fact from fiction. He's also the least credible person I've ever met. He told TFB he wanted to be promoted to editor or he'd quit, somehow not realizing that he was perhaps the least important and most unliked person at TFB and only got a job because of Alex. They said "ok, bye." He then asked for pay for a bunch of unfinished work he did since he was being fired. TFB said "you weren't fired, you quit." So he fucked himself with a rake there which was pretty funny. I also remember the Honor Guard thing coming up because after Tuohy discovered the P320 drop test, Patrick hit ever gun in his house with a hammer. No one asked him to do that. He made the P320 go off with a hammer (but not really - Yankee Marshall ROASTED him - and TFB, even though it was only Patrick - for that, and it destroyed our relationship with Sig, but you can find that story on TYM's channel). He finds out the Honor Guard does the same thing and then calls their CEO himself to tell him he's going to run a story on it. TFB tells him to stop mainly because Patrick built the very gun he bashed with a hammer and TFB wanted to make sure Patrick was correct, but he turned that into TFB protecting Honor Guard, who had no relationship with TFB whatsoever.
      I'm not privy to what was discussed between Patrick and our bosses at the time (all of whom have been gone for ~5 years), but I have never been asked to favorably cover one thing or another in 10 years. Cf. Hop. Couple that with Patrick having a shit reputation for honesty & a vendetta against TFB and there you go.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's funny how you act like you know the things you want to be true, which come from, of course, Patrick, but you don't know the things you ***don't*** want to be true.
        Sorry if that was unclear. I'm just saying it's funny that you will take a disgraced former writer with an incentive to lie at face value and as actual truth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's funny how you act like you know the things you want to be true, which come from, of course, Patrick, but you don't know the things you ***don't*** want to be true.
          I already posted the link from The Truth About Guns where their own testing verified Patricks conclusions, but here it is again.

          https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/confirmed-honor-guard-pistol-not-drop-impact-safe/

          Also, you are not helping your argument by inserting your own opinions and calling people "walking third trimester abortions". Is that the kind of journalistic integrity that the people over at TFB adhere to?

          >Sorry if that was unclear. I'm just saying it's funny that you will take a disgraced former writer with an incentive to lie at face value and as actual truth

          I'm not inclined to take anything Patrick says as true, but like I already pointed out with the article from TTAG, Patricks claims about the Honor Guard pistol have been verified as true by others. That fact wont change no matter what kind of crude names you use to refer to Patrick or Alex.

          James, if it's really you posting here and not some larper, just put down the wine cooler and chill out before you REALLY cause a controversy for TFB. PrepHole will eat an e-celeb like you alive.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >PrepHole will eat an e-celeb like you alive.
            >biweekly garand thumb/paul harrell dicksucking threads
            a redditor threatening to unleash the power of PrepHole is the most cringe thing I've read in a while

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Let it go, bro.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >PrepHole will eat an e-celeb like you alive.
            James and Hop both post here bro.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why can't Beretta make a mini 92, like M1951 sized with a modern 1.5 stack magazine? Sure whatever, 380 can be viable. But the P365 is the standard. No reason to carry a larger 380. So make a 9mm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beretta locking block designs make the slides thicker than the grip, so I'm not sure a 1.5 stack would get them anywhere. Closest thing would be a 92X Compact, probably.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No reason to carry a larger 380
      It's not for carrying, it's for plinking with lower recoil and cheap subs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not for carrying, it's for plinking with lower recoil and cheap subs
        the 80 series was designed in the 1970s and it was absolutely meant as a carry gun. There are agencies that actually use this as a duty pistol (in like fucking Asian countries where the average height is 4'9" but still)

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the new Glock 380 was the best?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I good for getting a Tomcat .32 pocket pistol? My other option was the Cheetah but they were stupid expensive for an old gun (this was last year) and hard to CC. I have hand strength issues and recoil sensitivity.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they paid Levithan group for the best review. Better run out and buy it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imbecile

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got to play with a 80x today, the trigger in this one is really fucking good

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any plans to release a 9mm version?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good news! It already exists, and is being sold under the name '92X'.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the guy that does the burnout on shotguns, (that are NEVER actually used in such a manner), as though that’s supposed to tell us something.

    He’s just a little bit wrong here, though. The Cheetah is a fine little pistol, but the clear winner is the Makarov in .380.

    Just the ticket for executing your Vatnik troops in the back of their peculiarly round heads after a drumhead field court-martial.

    Wouldn’t pass up a Cheetah, though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he literally just hypes any new shit a manufacturer sends him.
      He also in his other videos basically admits that he thinks anything that isn't a Glock is stinky
      tl;dr he's a basic bitch as well as a turboshill.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He seems to have a Jones against TurkRoach guns, and that’s fine.
        If they’re shoddy quality, shot it, then take it apart and show WHY and WHERE corners were cut.

        But blasting away nonstop for hundreds of rounds as fas5 as he and his cronies can pull the trigger isn’t telling us anything.
        Shotguns aren’t operated like that.

        As far as TurboShilling, he needs to make a living, and wants to shoot free shit.
        He’s no Hickok or Paul Farrel or RevolverSam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makarovs suck because they have dick shaped grips and only hold 8 rounds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s this thing called a “magazine”, anon. And a Makarov’s “magazine”, being single stack, is very convenient to slip into a pocket.

        BTW, Maks hold 9, 8 in the mag and one in the chamber.

        As for grips being “dick shaped”, if you ever urinated standing up, you might find that making a “dick shaped” grip makes for a rather intuitive hold for a normal man.

        Soviets and Bugmen were always more realistic about why officers are given pistols…it’s not meant for action against the enemy, but rather for against their own troops to induce THEM to take action against the enemy.

        If you need more than a side arm, you have a discipline problem, and then you need to call up the NKVD formations to help you restore discipline and revolutionary zeal and fighting spirit among your men.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the 80X and I am going to buy one. I could not care less what you retards think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /k/'s official stance is that all guns are based.
      HOWEVER, it is confirmed that if you have an 80 series you have tiny feminine hands.
      You're still based though, just based with itty bitty girly hands.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The world is mostly made for small to average sized people, I think. Guess guns are an outlier since they were mostly made for big soldiers or cops for the most part historically.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it a joek fren

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And the writing on the wall said “all guns are based, but some are more based than others”

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          true but I don't see your gay ass out there operating with cowboy guns

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Browning BDA>Beretta Cheetah
    >Enclosed slide
    >Frame mounted safety/decocker
    >Otherwise identical

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I took valuable time out of my dick sucking schedule to craft this post

    We know

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >desert tan frame
    >not cheetah pattern
    one job

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