So what weapons will Putin be begging Kim for?
Obvious and easy to pay for:
>Old Soviet era artillery and rocket ammo
>Small arms and ammo
>T-62 parts and modern 115mm AP ammo
>Anything 14.5mm related
>ATGMSs/MANPADs
Not so obvious and costly:
>Any sort of heavy MLRS ammo
>T-55/62/6 upgrades
>Copies of their own weapons that cost twice as much
Putin can't afford it tier:
>170mm Koksan cannons
>Really big DPRK MLRS
>Songun-ho IIV/Vs
>Chunma-Ds to replace BMP/LT-LB losses
Putin is out of his fucking mind tier:
>Any DPRK troops besides 'advisors'
When will she kill and usurp her brother?
>When will she kill and usurp her brother?
Never, in the DPRK 'take your kid to work' is a sacred tradition. If something were to happen to Kim Un then we would have a IRL big sister/little sister nuclear armed anime siduation.
She's the mother of his child and will make sure the bloodline remains pure, she has no need to remove him.
Based and Paektu bloodline pilled.
You and every blood relation for two generations before and after your birth will report to a reducation camp immediatly for the counter revolutionary crime of slandering the First Big Sisters private areas, the penalty is re-education at her hands.
ew, nevermind, bitch is ugly as fuck god damn
Idk, she looks like she’s have you killed without mercy, there’s something to that
Would.
Not like no would be a option.
I seriously doubt sex with her willingly would be worse than what will happen if you were stupid enoungh to turn her down. The sex is going to happen no matter what you want, the only real question is if she holds you down with leather straps or if she uses a hammer and nails.
>I seriously doubt sex with her willingly would be worse than what will happen if you were stupid enoungh to turn her down.
This.
Also, in the unlikely event Russia is actually low on ammo, they have plenty of money to buy more thanks to America's war on fossil fuels keeping the price of Russian oil and natural gas sky high.
PrepHole is mostly pro DPRK if only because we want to sit back and eat popcorn when they finally sNap and go to war with Russia or the PRC.
Why would they go at war with counties on their side?
I doubt the DPRK would fight Chang, but if they did, I want to see a fucking Sino-Viet war level of chink assrape.
/k/'s favourite countries usually just revolves around contrarianism and liking the ones your government doesn't(which is based)
Contrarianism is retarded though. Why not just be an independent thinker? I can dislike my government and also realize that the ones that it's up against are several times worse.
>realize that the ones that it's up against are several times worse.
>highly incompetent
>an ocean away from most anons and cant actively fuck with them
>would be a non threat if western governments weren't retarded
The only thing close to an actual threat is china, the rest are just funny foreigners
They also fixate on some meme tier but very fun iterations of "futuristic" weaponry like their knock off OICW kitted AKs and the aforementioned long boi artillery
...but enough about the other board that I won't mention.
Imagine the performance anxiety. Do or die.
Lol nah the bathroom peptalk would be crazy. Doin burpees in front of the sink like it's jail
She'd be a dead fish in bed like every other outwardly dominant woman. Sexually dominant women are so rare. They all just want to lay down and get slammed.
She does have the demeanor of someone who has killed their partner mid coitus and enjoyed it.
h-hot
She's a cutie and a REAL woman with a REAL jaw. gay SK's all jaw shave and it's creepy.
>jaw shave
That seems horrifying
yeah
Horrid. Guess NK is where Korean women remain looking normal.
Oh it's not just shaving, they'll go whole hog on changing up the bone structure.
Horrifying.
I used to think getting Braces was bad.
Koreans make the Japanese seem normal.
she looks like Martin Shkreli kek
>mfw i just scratched the unreleased Wu-Tang album in the spanking bunker
She let a man sperm in her and had a kid.
thr guy behind her looks like he is just nutting into his pants.
or holding a fart back.
impressive jawline directly behind
strong slutty brat vibes
>slander
It's a compliment. Shaved pussy looks like shit. I'd love to cum on her feet and worship her asshole.
In any case is anyone else utterly fascinated by the fact the North Korea is doing as good as they are? Meaning, not only is Russia groveling in front of them but the mere fact that it still exists and doesn't seem to be letting up in any capacity? They somehow have nukes, ICBM's and now they built a new sub and all. Somehow, inexplicable, they remain a factor on the world stage but unlike say Russia or some basketcase like Pakistan etc. they seem stable and don't give an impression of being a dilapidated husk or living off of past glories. Yes I'm aware of the raw tyranny, poverty and terror but they achived some sort of asiatic-stalinist equilibrium that is now in its third generation and doesn't seem to be cracking at all. Or even showing fissures.
>they achived some sort of asiatic-stalinist equilibrium that is now in its third generation and doesn't seem to be cracking at all. Or even showing fissures.
Most of their population is extremely malnourished and starving, unless you're a government wagie in their society.
according to whom?
The kim Dynasty will peacefully annex south korea forming united Best korea in 50 years
>according to whom?
according to pretty much everyone who isn't the north korean government?
He has been dead for years anon. Look at videos of "him" now versus him in the past.
Artillery first and foremost. If there is ANYTHING the Korean arms industry is geared to manufacture, it is artillery. If Russia can obtain a shit ton of shells and end their shell rationing, they will have a significant advantage.
Agreed. I wonder if Russia will be willing to use things beyond just ammo, i really want them to buy Koksans just so i can see how they do.
I seriously doubt that Russia will buy them though, they don't have the balls that Iran and the DPRK have.
God damn the norks have been hiding all the wunderwaffen SPGs
Iran used them against Iraq to great effect. With rocket assisted ammunition, they have a range of 60km.
I wonder what the barrel life on a Koksan is. It's also note that 170mm was never a standard munition for Russian artillery, but it was for the Wehrmacht which the USSR captured quite a few stocks of.
According to the info the guys who did the Oryx book about thr DPRK, Iran, the UAE and the DPRK itself it is 450-500s shots before a Koksan barrel is burnt out.
It is still workabale as a heavy gun but to get the 60-90k range you need a fresh tube. They are realy pushing the limits of what you can do with the platform and making a gun that long is not easy.
It makes sense why the US abandoned the M107 and M110 after Vietnam in favor of MLRS systems.
They are ending the rationing, and their shell budget has been growing. They are probably getting lots of shells from NK already.
>If Russia can obtain a shit ton of shells and end their shell rationing, they will have a significant advantage.
At this point, there is nothing the Russians can do to turn this thing around. They will lose in Ukraine, that is inevitable. The best they can hope for is to slow the rate at which they are losing, for the sole purpose of keeping Putin alive a few more months longer.
nook
>Second strongest military
>Has to buy weapons from North Korea
>Can't even produce their own.
The absolute state of Russia.
to be fair nk has the 6th largest airforce in the world
I bet she is super hairy down there, bet she never shaved her armpit hair too
He's going to get a lot of ammo and parts, but never any full sized anything. Why would he? NK would have to start to cannabalize their own armed forces and I doubt they have that much. Yeah Putin, take some of these rusty 60 year old artillery shells the USSR left over. Have fun.
>We live in a timeline where Russia is a North Korean Client state
Yes those gull winged stunt planes are DPRK produced Yak-18s.
>this guy:image related
I did a lot of research into North Korea a few weeks ago and came to the conclusion that it's a surreal clown show of a nation where even the supposed well off in the city only have the furnishings of a 70 year old bachelor in a cheap apartment. Selling their own people as slave labor in Russia or Poland or some shit. Walked away not knowing if Kim took it seriously or not.
The Kim Dynasty will fall, the No Kum-sok Dynasty will rise.
>no cum sock
grim
I'm a dirty t-shirt guy anyway
Would be worthy of an anime.
>No Kum-sok
No wonder the poor cunt defected
I hope they get the helical mags so ukies that loot them and get them into circulation.
Norms have millions of rounds of artillery cheap and cheerful
God damn I want to see the real thing looking like that....when am I going to get my DPRK dom gf?
Never, sadly
Not to go 4chan but... people thought feminism was going to be you could get a femdom who could also help with the bills and give you some advise, not the monsters we nowadays see at colleges or in pride parades, damn, having someone like her would be better than our current clown world timeline, I blame Putin guving money to all these freaka for their campaigns, russians deserve everything the ukkies are doing to them.
I am convinced that North Korea has made it illegal for their women to be ugly, this is the senior NCO on the USS Pueblo.
The DPRK lists it as a active ship in their Naval Order of Battle, if you fight them you have to kill her.
You know there is only one weapon I want Russia to buy from best Korea.
The Triple 370mm Recoilless Rifle, just look at that bad boy.
Sexo
too well nourished and healthy lioking
The most hilarious thing Russia has bought from the Norks is ten T-34s for parades and to film heroic war movies because Russia no longer had any working T-34s.
>The most hilarious thing Russia has bought from the Norks is ten T-34s for parades and to film heroic war movies because Russia no longer had any working T-34s.
You're thinking of Laos. They bought Laos' fleet of T-34s.
Ah, you are right
>decades old
The abrams is decades old, the t34 is coming up to a fucking century, fucking jurnos cant even clickbait properly
>Centuries old
B-but anon Supreme Commander and Star Trek told me we were gonna have nano-armored plasma robot tanks and photon torpedo battle space ships and replicators and whatnot, not 40k imperial guard without lasers!
>needs to raid museums to keep up with western support
>it's only support, not the full might of hato
I have a feeling puccia isn't doing too well
Its not that it didnt happen. Its just best korea knows better than to trade glorious t34 for some t72 rust bucked pos.
What are Nork drones like?
>Almost certain
Artillery shells
Tank parts
MANPADs
>Likely
Mines
>Unlikely
MBTs
>Insane
DPRK troops
Aircraft
>Any DPRK troops besides 'advisors'
You can bet he tried at least.
>can't feed these fucks anyhow
>boxed in by military hard liners as is
The trafficking thing is amusing and likely cover for any troops those Reds sent willingly from the Caribbean. It's not like they haven't fought before in Nam, South Africa, and elsewhere.
There are a few companies worth of DPRK troops in Syria and Sudan, in Syria they are specialists and litaral death squads who exterminate everyone they meet.
In Sudan they are kinda neutral as both sides buy weapons from them and no one wants to piss them off as long as they sell guns. Also they helped train both sides including the local death squads and Presidential bodyguards so they don't careas long as they get paid..
For a very long time i have thought that the best way for the US to deal with North Korea is simply to buy them out, just pay them more than everyone else and make them allies. Trump was trying to do that, it was a good plan.
Can I go to NK and get dommed by a hot juche mommy?
So can I start calling Russia a North Korean vassal? At this point I know who would win in a conventional conflict.
Seems like the Finno-Korean hyperwar timeline isn't as crazy as we thought.
>So can I start calling Russia a North Korean vassal?
The SMO is a proxy war between best Korea/Iran and the Baltic's/Finland
>Hyperwar round two
Someone needs to add another panel where they’re scissoring and sniffing the inside of eachothers shoes
It needs to include other politicians, like Sanna Marin and Nooshi Dagostar.
You are speaking my language. Can they be pegging male politicians or is that going too far?
You pegging gays always have to ruin everything. Like whats the appeal of it? its pretty gay to be a man wanting to get fucked in the ass
Nta but perhaps the appeal isn't the idea of getting fucked in the ass but seeing a girl dominate a guy.
I mean I’m not appealed by it I was just hoping they’d take turns onTrudeau while he recites the US Declaration of Independence.
Sanna Marin isn't a politician anymore.
You can't expect me to keep all the catgirl mommies straight.
Her party lost the elections so she isn't PM any more, but she is still an MP
She just retired to join the Tony Blair Institute.
So she's going to essentially be in the Kazakhstan government.
Wouldn't be too far fetched considering that the thumbnail already looks like Yo-Jong has her knickers pulled down.
Dong expansion in progress
Captcha: DKDKNH
Soldiers and artillery ammunition. Maybe dumb missiles to overload air defense spamming. Kang Nork offered a comradely 10k soldiers near the start of this commie bullshit after all. Also possibly rare earth metals that other parties might want rather than gold.
Why do nerds pretend this bag of bones evil woman is attractive? She's objectively one of the ugliest people I've seen.
CIA MKULTRA type sleeper agent stuff
The idea was to make so many young men so immensely horny for her that they would swim to NK and breed her to death
Still makes more sense than a lot of the Castro stuff
1. Male subs are overrepresented on the internet
2. Women with power are hot
It's not because she's a 10, it's because she's a 6 with absolute power over life and death in her fiefdom. She could demand oral sex from random Norks on the street and dismember their families if they say no or aren't enthusiastic enough. Mrow.
Mrooww
>6
4-5
>So what weapons will Putin be begging Kim for?
152mm shells, 5.45x39, whatever other ammunition they're short of that's been sitting in a Korean bunker since 1954.
do the norks actually have good stuff? I thought their entire army was old soviet handmedowns. or are they like a poor white guy who spends 100% of his income pimping out his truck?
Their equipment is generally older or weird, sometimes both but well made. They literally don't use anything they can't make themselves as a point of pride, they will chose a locally made product over a superior import everytime.
They are so autistic they actually make a handful of Mig-29s each year despite probably being able to get far more of them by buying them instead of investing in a tiny factory.
They have alot of legacy equipment that they are slowly phasing out for domestic production but never throw anything away, reserve red guard training units apparantly have small units of T-34s with basic IR and ERA for instance.
Their small arms are well made, their Kornet copies work, their EW is excellent (against Russian systems anyway) and the upgrades they give to places like Syria for T-55s are good. Sometimes they sell off older crap (like 50 yo rockets they pawned off to Wagner) but their own stuff is acceptable. The US has looked over 170mm guns and heavy MLRS in UAE being tested and they both worked as advertised. Sudan is currently murdering itself with their weapons and they work. They have an obsession with 14.5mm, it can get creepy sometimes.
It is highly unlikely they will sell their modern domestic systems to Russia, production is limited and they are stingy. Expect lots off older ammo and small arms, maybe T-62 upgrades/parts and modern 115mm AP rounds which Russia doesn't really have.
>they both worked as advertised
It's funny that you can trust NK claims on weapons specs more than russia.
Presumably the only thing the Norks can make in large numbers would be artillery ammo right? I seriously doubt they make many more tanks or artillery pieces in a year (almost none) than Russia did in peacetime.
SU did help them a lot with optoelectronical industry, AFAIK there's an exact copy of a factory from my city somewhere in NK, so they probably can also supply Iglas, air to air missiles and atgms
>I seriously doubt they make many more tanks or artillery pieces in a year (almost none) than Russia did in peacetime.
Actually yes, they very well might. There is a very high possibility that in most years Russia makes no new tanks at all, they just refurbish or upgrade old hulls while we have direct visual proof that the DPRK makes new hulls and turrets on a regular basis. However it is very unlikely that they would sell any native designs to Russia, they would be too expensive and they want them for themselves. The most likely tank related stuff is T-62 spare parts which Russia can't really make any more.
Missiles are going to be a item, they make major upgrades for things like SAGGARS as well as direct copies of things like Kornets. Russia probably really wants their heavy MLRS systems but that is unlikely.
They might be able to help with electronics components, not in huge numbers but they are almost surely already set up to make copies of Russian military electronics so that is something they could help with.
Something that the DPRK makes that would be massively useful is hand held blinding lasers; if they can destroy a eyeball or military sensors at a range of 1-2 km they sure as hell can disable a batlefield drone.
Only through Juche and Respected Comrade Kim Jung In is so much produced that the republic can help its allies.
Putin...
At this point......
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
Wise decision.
Probably a lot of 130mm ammo.
Russia presumably has a lot of 130mm guns in storage, but not much ammo since they haven't been in active service for a long time, North Korea still uses them however.
There is a famine on in North Korea. they are starving to death.
Yes, every Nork will starve to death in 2 more weeks
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