Before you try starting shit just remember I always keep that thang on me

Before you try starting shit just remember I always keep that thang on me

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That’s the biggest prick you keep on you, homosexual

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hey moron, where are your tweezers?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it IS cute ngl

      spbp

      https://i.imgur.com/m0uTkr6.jpg

      I like the scissors

      toothpick gone as well

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It wiggled itself out and into my workplace toilet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You know that you get a free replacement for those via your lifetime guarantee?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/gKiWo3b.jpg

      Before you try starting shit just remember I always keep that thang on me

      Those tweezers are the best part of the knife and the only way to extract my moronic ingrown chest hair.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Never know when you are going to get a ingrown hair on your face or a piece of steak stuck in your teeth.

      I found a 9 cm one with wooden furniture on the floor at a party this weekend . I think it is the Spartan Wood? Anyway it comes without toothpick OR tweezers by default. What's the point of even living anymore? Will post pic later.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i was once asked to put that thing on a bucket when i entered a club, dumb motherfrickers

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like the scissors

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >has the can opener too
      ok how many of you have this combo?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it is a regional thing, but we pretty much don't have cans that require a separate opener any more.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that's pretty universal here too except for the rare occasion. I mostly use it on canned dog food when I bring my dog camping but I think those are getting pop tops now too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That looks real painful if it’s the wrong way in your pocket/belt anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not painful but it is kind of annoying if the can opener flips open and starts catching on things when I pull the wad of keys out

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I really think you need a better solution this just looks terrible

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              if only you knew how bad it really is

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This emergent flail-like structure is already a better weapon than that puny knife

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I really think you need a better solution this just looks terrible

            There is a better way
            https://www.ebay.com/itm/364096685681

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Never know when you are going to get a ingrown hair on your face or a piece of steak stuck in your teeth.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just one?
    https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/comments/utkaa4/took_a_bad_photo_because_my_girlfriend_made_fun/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is just being too lazy to empty your bag at the end of the day.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mein brüder.
    I'm also kind of a weeb though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bruder*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Danke. Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gern wie mein Englisch.
        I recently found out I qualify for dual German/American citizenship and am trying to use it whenever possible, but I only ever spoke with my grandpa who died five years ago and never practiced writing, so I write like a complete idiot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thats cool, are those stickers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, I think it's a special edition

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fugg

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Just gotta keep an eye out for them. There the badehq ones if those are you cup of tea

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, I think it's a special edition

        It is indeed a special edition.
        Honestly not sure where I got it, I think I was looking for gifts for a friend's wedding and was considering custom pocket knives for the bride and groom, saw it and was like "it must be mine."
        Here is the backside.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's from the 2022 or 2021 world collection pretty cute stuff, America had an eagle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very kakkoii

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had one of these and I lost it. Then I got another one and lost that too.

    I should get another one.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whats funny is that with my gun license I can carry an handgun concealed with me legally in my country (minus hospitals and election places) but there is NO LEGAL WAY to carry even the dullest and smallest knife on me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where? What

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno about him but that’s how it is here in Israel. I have a concealed carry but knives are completely illegal except very small foldable ones unless you’re expressly going to use them for a job and can prove it. But I think if you’re trekking/hiking that’s a good enough reason. I doubt anyone ever gets booked for a knife unless it’s in a city and he stabbed someone or threatened it. The laws are there because of stabby teenage morons

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          surely you get a israelite pass
          oh wait... you're muzzie

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He’s obviously a israelite. Muslims can’t (and don’t even try to) get legal firearms in Israel

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not a weapon

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you're taking a piss, but I just found out that I am breaking the norwegian law daily since I moved hereby carrying victorinox with blade over 6cm and to public places even when not on the job/fishing. How am I supposet to live without immediate constant access to a knife and the other tools?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah well. I am Norwegian too. Provided you don't look, act and trade like a junkie or gang member the chance of the cops being interested in you is practically zero. The law is there to give the cops a way to pick weapons off those guys and in the extremely tiny chance they'll frisk you otherwise they'll just take it from you. If that. Police in Norway are really reasonable compare to most other countries. They are selling those folders and frickhuge knives in any sports store after all. Sports stores located in the middle of cities...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well said anon - btw Norwegian police are hot … I want to be frisked

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, I tried to kill myself once with one of those

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why'd you stop? Did someone give you enough attention to make it through the day?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice comment anon, he’s clearly a dumb ass Black person

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *upgrades*
    nothing personal kid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just in case you need to perform a quintuple bypass and also fix the pipe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Quality is really low compared to Leatherman, like that Philips driver is a joke.
      Chink tools are way better than this overpriced garbage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I got a chinese special one, just try out. I wanna get a legit one, when I have some extra scratch off the second hand market

      Its heavy, and not worth the price for the now limited warranty
      >got mines for $10, with a broken file

      Quality is really low compared to Leatherman, like that Philips driver is a joke.
      Chink tools are way better than this overpriced garbage.

      Got two leatherman's, and they're alright compared to the victorinox. Definitely lighter to carry
      >not pictured: my original leatherman from the 80s
      >cant remember where I put it

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i have a tiny knife like this but with the Rolex name brand, like the watch company.

    got it from a family member and i did some research on it. it seems it was made by Wenger at the behest of Rolex and i guess they used to sell them decades ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If it is an original it's worth a pretty penny now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, it's collectible but it was never good tool.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how much do they go for? i never actually found out what the original prices for them were because outside of a few boomer forum posts about them i never actually saw one for sale, that i could find on google anyway

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Try searching for 'wenger rolex' on ebay. Enjoy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            that's good to know. the ones i see on there now appear to have a plastic cover, mine is 100% stainless steel. i'll keep an eye out to see if one like mine pops up

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              There's probably lots of fakes. I wouldn't be able to tell about yours but others will. Wenger has its collectors but Rolex stuff gets pricey enough to be worth faking.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was a gift from a friend. Have so many Sak's I don't carry it but still cool to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And the reverse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care for the front but the backside is nice

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not a weapon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you just gonna ignore the 100+ offtopic ukraine threads to b***h in this one?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We must go S I M P L E R

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Every favorite child, niece, nephew, Uncle and Aunty of mine has received one from me. They are ace.

  18. 1 year ago
    sage

    I used to have one but had to surrender before boarding a flight shortly after all the post-911 airline security regs went into place.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would it even be possible to stab/cut someone with one of these without hurting yourself? I have one too, it’s so small that I feel like it would just slip through my hand and cut myself if I tried to fight with it for some reason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dumb handlet get a grip trainer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Product designer here: it would probably slip, especially if you’re hand was wet with water or blood. The bigger ones are designed with a flare to avoid this and achieve a better grip

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was truly never meant to be a combat tool. You'd be better off with a sharp stick, a rock, or a broken bottle. Sure you can cut a major artery and kill someone, but the target would have to be utterly incapacitated first.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Folding knives have tendency to fold into your fingers during stabs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Depends. Some lock in open position, many don't.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I was thinking more about shoddy craftmanship of the flip locks in the furst place, where you simply push through a lock with strong enough stab.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            In the case of Wenger and Victorinox it's not a question of shoddy craftmanship, surely?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does everybody lose the tweezers?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Classic hoffritz spartan reporting in. (New in box).

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But are you familiar with the Mexican sacatripe?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be a huge knifehomosexual, but this is the only one I ever keep in my pocket nowadays. My most faithful companion! So diminutive, but it does everything I ask of it. I actually got sad I had to take it off my keyring for a week to fly on a plane.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have this one. The scissors are so useful, probably gets used everyday.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are you, some kind of gangster?

    What a menace to society, ban this weapon!

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do they put a corkscrew on this thing? screwdriwer would be way more useful

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of people like the corkscrew even if gets used maybe once in the knife's entire life. It's traditional. If you don't like it, there are versions without corkscrews.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of people like the corkscrew even if gets used maybe once in the knife's entire life. It's traditional. If you don't like it, there are versions without corkscrews.

      That one time it comes in handy is a dopamine hit.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have two of these and they're my most useful tool

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